So apparently, the entire Imgur community has reached a verdict about me while I'm sitting in my office trying to work. Well, I'm here now, and I'm going to set the record straight.
About four and a half years ago, when I was still in college, I met a girl in a swing dance class, and we started going out.
She mentioned weddings way more than she should have, and that should have been a red flag, but I had basically no experience dating, and at the time, it was just refreshing not to be in the friend zone. Fast forward a few months, and I'm paying half her bills, and she's pressured me into a marriage.
She quit her job literally the day after our wedding, and half her bills soon became all of "our" bills, including her debts and student loans worth over 150K.
Over the years, she became increasingly physically and emotionally abusive. Whenever I mentioned her unemployment, insane spending habits, or any of the legions of lies she told me, my friends, and my family, she would have a violent outburst where she screamed at me for hours and threw everything at me from dishes to appliances. I didn't know what to do... I was taught never to hit a woman, and she eventually made me feel so worthless, that I was convinced I couldn't do better anyway.
A few months ago, I got in touch with a friend from high school who made me realize that it was ok to live again, and a few days ago, I decided to leave town and break up with her over the phone.
I called her up and confronted her, and she told me that she was pregnant and I couldn't leave her, and I woke up this morning to find all sorts of hateful posts about me on Imgur.
TLDR: Fuck you Tiffany, you lying manipulative bitch. I don't care what you trick people into believing... I won't let you control my life anymore, and in five months, I'm taking you to court for full custody of *my* child, if he/she even exists.
FP Edit:
Thank you all so much for your uplifting PMs and comments! This isn't exactly how I pictured getting to the front page, but I guess life is full of surprises.
If you must send nudes, please forward the dick pics to Tiff... I'm sure she'll appreciate them ;-)