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[–]Little_Umbrella 3880ポイント3881ポイント  (238子コメント)

Vents being perfectly clean and a perfect way to sneak through guards

[–]Astramancer_ 2796ポイント2797ポイント  (104子コメント)

I loved the mythbusters of this one.

"Thor, the god of thunder, is trying to enter my building!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LovGVrrIuk

[–]goedegeit 113ポイント114ポイント  (19子コメント)

I could be hilariously wrong about this, but I'm on Reddit so I'll post anyway.

I wonder if you could make some sort of quick-toggable electro magnet, so instead of clanking about, you'd turn one off, slide it up quietly, then turn it back on, while still touching the metal?

You wouldn't have the clank from hitting the metal fast with more metal, but I don't know about the practically of turning electro-magnets on/off fast, plus it might still make a big noise anyway. A sliding sort of motion might be stealthy enough though?

[–]Schnoofles 286ポイント287ポイント  (8子コメント)

The problem is the vents aren't made of solid plates of metal, but rather very thin sheets, so they buckle as you apply pressure, which in turn is really really loud.

[–]Dustorn 61ポイント62ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's pretty much what Adam tried in that episode. It was less than successful, and still pretty damn loud.

[–]Pyroarcher99 557ポイント558ポイント  (50子コメント)

As well as being both strong enough and big enough for several adults to climb through them

[–]asdaaaaaaaa 176ポイント177ポイント  (40子コメント)

Except that in my understanding, ventilation systems have a plethora of extra fans and filters running through them.

[–]Teledildonic 372ポイント373ポイント  (23子コメント)

And exposed screws and shit on the inside, because why would you design them with the expectation John Mclain is gonna sneak through them at some point?

[–]asdaaaaaaaa 187ポイント188ポイント  (12子コメント)

Imagine if you had a dust allergy.. Would pay to see Tom Cruise sneak through a ventilation system with raging allergies.

[–]bogidyboy 959ポイント960ポイント  (33子コメント)

I always liked the theory that Wayne Enterprise owns all the HVAC companies in Gotham so Bruce could ensure that air vents will always be big enough for him to sneak through.

[–]SomeFreeTime 217ポイント218ポイント  (16子コメント)

Well wouldn't that just work both ways so criminals could escape arkham say, every week at saturday morning?

[–]Siqqi 3360ポイント3361ポイント  (594子コメント)

That shooting guns indoors without earplugs causes no injury.

[–]Wagglyfawn 1422ポイント1423ポイント  (254子コメント)

First episode of Walking Dead seems to be the only time I've seen this done correctly, when Rick fires off a round inside the tank.

[–]Carl_GordonJenkins 1139ポイント1140ポイント  (36子コメント)

It's a running gag on Archer how gunshots cause tinnitus.

[–]PerInception 576ポイント577ポイント  (15子コメント)

"Seriously I can do this all day, it's like bubble wrap to me at this point fires shotgun"

[–]Thatzionoverthere 74ポイント75ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe the creators of the show said they randomly brought it up one day, decided to add it in the show, the president of the tinnitus awareness org or something saw archer, called them up and thanked them profusely for bringing awareness to this and ever since then they decided to make it a running gag. http://www.ew.com/article/2011/12/18/archer-cancer-rampage-adam-reed-behind-the-scenes here it is. They also did some fundraising for the organization.

[–]Siqqi 1256ポイント1257ポイント  (178子コメント)

Yes I was actually really impressed by that! I thought "finally a series that does this right".....never happened again in TWD.

[–]TheUngracefulBear 882ポイント883ポイント  (100子コメント)

Well after they fired Frank Darabont they didn't do much of anything right

[–]douchecookies 200ポイント201ポイント  (54子コメント)

Doesn't Saving Private Ryan have a machine gunner that goes deaf after having a gun fired right next to him?

[–]HymenTroubleNow 811ポイント812ポイント  (40子コメント)

You might be thinking of Black Hawk Down

[–]douchecookies 197ポイント198ポイント  (28子コメント)

That's it! Thanks for clearing that up! It's been a while since I've seen either films. Saving Private Ryan has that guy who went deaf from a grenade marching past Hanks when he's looking through all the dog tags.

[–]Paradigm240 773ポイント774ポイント  (128子コメント)

Also, that attaching a suppressor to a fucking monster sniper rifle turns suddenly makes it no louder than a sneezing puppy.

[–]PGids 410ポイント411ポイント  (108子コメント)

Well anyone around your target will have a much harder time figuring where the shot came from, especially at distances of 1,000+ yards

Smaller caliber rifles with well built suppressors and subsonic ammo (which is the key) are pretty damn quite from the users end.

[–]Paradigm240 259ポイント260ポイント  (66子コメント)

Yeah, I mean obviously it's going to be slightly obscured, but you're not going to be able to, for example, fire a sniper rifle in a silent concert hall without anyone noticing.

[–]SensibleCreeper 1291ポイント1292ポイント  (134子コメント)

All the fire sprinklers going off at once. Deluge systems are only installed around volatile stockpiles.

[–]mysterious_baker 533ポイント534ポイント  (96子コメント)

I spent 20 minutes arguing with my fiancee about this yesterday. She was adamant that if one sprinkler goes off, they're all going to go off.

I also had to explain a lot of sprinkler systems are closed systems, and the water they would release would not potable.

[–]Scottathan 349ポイント350ポイント  (38子コメント)

The potable water thing is real. The original water that was put in the system was, but after years it is really grimy and smells terrible.

[–]Vorkah 838ポイント839ポイント  (17子コメント)

What do you mean the water wouldn't be potable? Just put a pot under the sprinkler. There, potable.

[–]muskhound 1970ポイント1971ポイント  (149子コメント)

a fast travelling vehicle can get serious air and land with no structural consequences and without the passengers suffering injury

[–]MEPETAMINALS 928ポイント929ポイント  (79子コメント)

I got less than an inch of airtime in an older car once after failing to see a big dip in the pavement at speed. The impact caused the motor to twist in its mounts enough to push the metal fanblade into the rad -- ripping it to shreds.

No other damage, but sizeable repair.

[–]Siqqi 1297ポイント1298ポイント  (323子コメント)

Getting pushed back by the impact of a bullet.

[–]Kiwi-kies 1147ポイント1148ポイント  (223子コメント)

Same goes for falling over when stabbed, I was stabbed 3 times in succession around my midsection and just stood there wandering why I hadn't fallen over yet, movies always do it. In reality there was no pain just a warm sensation running down my leg from the first wound.

[–]zandar_x 1599ポイント1600ポイント  (111子コメント)

I was stabbed 3 times in succession around my midsection and just stood there wandering why I hadn't fallen over yet,

That's what you thought? What are you, a fucking terminator?

[–]Kiwi-kies 747ポイント748ポイント  (92子コメント)

There wasn't much else to think about, shock I guess

[–]asdaaaaaaaa 352ポイント353ポイント  (83子コメント)

Shock and adrenaline. The same thing that makes a mother lift a car off a child can easily power you through a few stab wounds assuming none of the critical organs are hit (brain, lungs and heart).

[–]enigmaticwanderer 86ポイント87ポイント  (52子コメント)

Yep. That's why people getting shot in movies is fairly inaccurate. Unless you hit something important, or you hit them with something big enough, they're probably going to be surprised and quite possibly very pissed off but not quite down for the count.

[–]Radene 3504ポイント3505ポイント  (339子コメント)

Clonking someone on the head will knock them out for a few minutes, after which they'll get up and suffer no other consequences.

[–]Wilhelm_Stark 1830ポイント1831ポイント  (98子コメント)

My friend actually wanted to do this to another friend who was being a belligerent drunk(not in a bad way), and he really did think that if you knock him out in the back of the head, he'll wake up just fine. He had no idea that knocking someone out could potentially cause brain damage in real life.

For people asking, no, we did not knock him out. He eventually just passed out on the deck and slept out there all night. It was summer at the time, so we just left him there.

[–]Nadocomedy 1688ポイント1689ポイント  (51子コメント)

In the third grade my friend tried to bash two kids heads together like they do on the A-Team

Concussions and a suspension followed

[–]NobilisUltima 1203ポイント1204ポイント  (103子コメント)

Archer often acknowledges this.

Knocked-out person: (regaining consciousness) Ugh...how long was I out?

Archer: Four hours.

Knocked-out person: (having missed some time-sensitive event) What?!

Archer: (laughing) I know, right? Super-bad for you.

[–]insertAlias 903ポイント904ポイント  (95子コメント)

Archer does this a lot, with a lot of different action movie-isms. Getting knocked out, shooting without ear protection, guns with realistic amounts of bullets, stuff like that. It's probably why it's so funny, because even when they do completely off-the-wall shit, they acknowledge it. Archer will frequently comment on how unlikely what they just did was, or how things that should be hard are just so easy for him.

[–]n0remack 498ポイント499ポイント  (46子コメント)

I love how Archer tells people they're out of bullets

[–]mrtoadicant 123ポイント124ポイント  (17子コメント)

Archer will frequently comment on how unlikely what they just did was

It's called Lamp Shading, it's quite common, even Shakespeare did it.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging

[–]Voltrondemort 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

I loved the bit where Pam tried to use a used bullet-proof vest and was being all tough about the fact that it really didn't stop the bullet very well.

That said, there are a lot of crippling injuries that get shrugged off (except for Ray's constant paralyses, of course).

[–]insertAlias 56ポイント57ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was something like "You know that those are one-use right? It's basically like a sweater vest now." "Oh good, for a second there I thought I was a pussy!"

[–]santh91 4638ポイント4639ポイント  (241子コメント)

I live in Kazakhstan and I don't even want to start

[–]paranoidandromeda 2470ポイント2471ポイント  (55子コメント)

All other countries are run by little girls

[–]AdmiralAkbar1 1862ポイント1863ポイント  (52子コメント)

Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium

[–]z500 1355ポイント1356ポイント  (37子コメント)

All other countries have inferior potassium

[–]ElderCunningham 192ポイント193ポイント  (7子コメント)

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool. Its length thirty meter and width six meter

[–]bajsnoah 1006ポイント1007ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is it true women now can ride on inside of bus?

[–]Dovebox 706ポイント707ポイント  (7子コメント)

How much for make sex with your sister?

[–]santh91 648ポイント649ポイント  (5子コメント)

Number 1 prostitute of all Kazakhstan costs a lot, so 12 million tenges or $7 No bargain.

[–]nickmista 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is the weapon of choice for the local kindergarten? And why is it the AK-47?

[–]BabaOrly 1682ポイント1683ポイント  (208子コメント)

What a silencer sounds like.

[–]Silverlight42 883ポイント884ポイント  (124子コメント)

what a gun sounds like in general especially when you're inside.

[–]throwaway131072 809ポイント810ポイント  (77子コメント)

Aim a gun? Slide noises. Holster the gun? Slide noises. Wat?

[–]pandammonium_nitrate 455ポイント456ポイント  (33子コメント)

Shoot automatic pistol with suppressor on? No slide noise? Wat?

[–]asdaaaaaaaa 268ポイント269ポイント  (28子コメント)

Whadd'ya think the silencer does? Also keeps the magazine from making a noise, along with any shell casings from hitting the floor.

[–]shrimpcreole 4370ポイント4371ポイント  (186子コメント)

High school students look like attractive, acne-free college students.

[–]CorathTheHung 283ポイント284ポイント  (24子コメント)

Gratuitous gun-cocking.When freshly reloading and cocking, what is added as an extra "Fuck you" to the person getting their head blown off, there's always a CH CHK beforehand which would eject an unfired round, and feed a new one in.

[–]Ender-of-Bart 102ポイント103ポイント  (12子コメント)

Ah yes The Rock stands out to me for doing this. They racked a shotgun probably 6 times before getting into combat.

[–]slickguy 139ポイント140ポイント  (27子コメント)

Catching someone that's falling 10 stories before they hit the ground will save their life!

[–]z_wallflower 38ポイント39ポイント  (7子コメント)

And catching them one-handed from even the oddest angle will not dislocate your shoulder at all.

[–]helderroem 1103ポイント1104ポイント  (97子コメント)

Chloroform won't knock you out in seconds, it takes about 5 minutes of huffing on a soaked rag

[–]rugtoad 1009ポイント1010ポイント  (54子コメント)

Additionally, the difference between "enough to knock someone out" and "so much you kill the person" is frighteningly small.

And the proper dosage differs from person to person.

I mean, there's a reason anesthesiology is such a lucrative field.

[–]Bay1Bri 193ポイント194ポイント  (35子コメント)

I saw a documentary about Andre the Giant, and when he needed back surgery the anesthesiologist was very concerned bc there's not really a set amount to give a guy that big.

IIRC, I think they got him drunk to get a sense on his metabolic rate, but i am really not 100% on this.

[–]Nude-Love 237ポイント238ポイント  (14子コメント)

I think they got him drunk

I'm pretty sure Andre the Giant was drunk like 95% of the time according to all the stories I've heard about him.

[–]Bay1Bri 102ポイント103ポイント  (6子コメント)

True lol. He passed out drunk in the lobby of the hotel he was staying in, and he was too big for them to move him, so they managed to get him on his side, then left him there to sleep it off lol.

He said later in his life that he cut down or eliminated his drinking though. Good man!

[–]Miniappolis 630ポイント631ポイント  (86子コメント)

That Kookaburras are all over the world. You watch just about every jungle scene ever, and you'll hear the classic Australian bird with its infamous call. From Predator to Lost.

It's actually native to Australia and Australia only. Not even Papa New Guinea.

Along the same lines, lions do not live in jungles either.

[–]Skwink 42ポイント43ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well I feel like that's excusable on LOST, I mean you don't often find polar bears on Pacific Islands either

[–]scott60561 3019ポイント3020ポイント  (289子コメント)

That if you are persistent enough, whacky enough and keep pushing, you will get the girl and not a restraining order. Girl not interested? That's OK, do something crazy like pretend to be someone else to get close to her, she'll come around and fall in love with you. If she doesn't, you aren't stalking her enough. Everyone at the end will have a good laugh about it, right before she agrees to marry you.

[–]Charlotka 601ポイント602ポイント  (139子コメント)

Ex-casino croupier here. Counting cards really isn't that complicated. It just takes practice.

[–]iam4real 2293ポイント2294ポイント  (227子コメント)

Shooting a car....causes it to explode in flames!

[–]DangerDance 1374ポイント1375ポイント  (114子コメント)

Also strangely enough car doors stop bullets.especially if you are a protagonist.

[–]manofmonkey 614ポイント615ポイント  (69子コメント)

Also the protagonist being able to one handed shoot a short barrel pistol 25 yards on the run and get 6 consecutive headshots as if it takes zero skill at all.

[–]doctorish 71ポイント72ポイント  (11子コメント)

If you are ever doing foley for a gun, you have to use a bigger gun sound as that is what people expect.

[–]Ender-of-Bart 922ポイント923ポイント  (268子コメント)

You can easily kill people wearing armor by swinging a sword at them. The entire reason you wear armor is because it stops sword slashes. You never see half swording or any other anti armor techniques.

[–]Frightened_Peasant 509ポイント510ポイント  (163子コメント)

This is the reason I never liked the battles in the lotr movies. Those orcs might as well have been wearing cardboard.

[–]Ender-of-Bart 213ポイント214ポイント  (115子コメント)

Yup. That army would have been very well armored for its size. Archers would have had far less effectiveness than shown in the movie.

[–]resting_parrot 314ポイント315ポイント  (37子コメント)

To be fair, in the books they explain that elves are extraordinarily skilled archers, and Legolas was considered well above average even among elves.

[–]Unidangoofed 2312ポイント2313ポイント  (147子コメント)

Zooming into a blurry image somehow also increases its clarity and level of detail.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 87ポイント88ポイント  (5子コメント)

I wish my job would understand this. We take pictures inside of various stores. I focus on grocery. They tell us to make sure everything looks right, even the tag, because our clients have big tv's and can blow up the image to look at the tag information.

...........it's like 6 point font at 6 feet away on a 480 resolution picture. No they can't.

[–]1893Chicago 657ポイント658ポイント  (20子コメント)

Cops always go to strip clubs during an investigation.

[–]geraintm 558ポイント559ポイント  (6子コメント)

to be fair, i have seen a lot of police officers strip after they ask if someone is about to get married...

[–]Invisiblelol 388ポイント389ポイント  (118子コメント)

The sound all of their guns make when standing / running around. Or the sounds swords make.

[–]aimnox 1421ポイント1422ポイント  (414子コメント)

The whole hacking stuff. They reach some levels that it seems a self parody.

Edit:It seems its time to watch Mr. Robot Edit2: I know /r/itsaunixsystem too

[–]finalbrez 157ポイント158ポイント  (34子コメント)

Mr Robot is the first show I've ever seen to do it right and still be extremely interesting for the average viewer.

[–]Reddit_At_Work_Lol 551ポイント552ポイント  (66子コメント)

Fucking Blackhat the movie.

"We need to hack the NSA central mainframe server complex server mainframe. But how... Wait! I know! I'll fucking email the head of the NSA a PDF with an embedded keylogger! They definitely can't detect spoofed DNS addresses, they definitely open random PDF's, and they definitely do not have any sort of virus protection! This plan is fool proof!"

[–]rugtoad 135ポイント136ポイント  (7子コメント)

Imma create a GUI interface in visual basic so I can drop a logic bomb through the trap door and get free long distance for life.

[–]les-is-more 285ポイント286ポイント  (20子コメント)

Click click click.... "we're in"

[–]foreverinLOL 313ポイント314ポイント  (9子コメント)

Click? You mean: taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap hit return key beep boop boop...we're in.

[–]Thingamajik 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

"I need to mash my fingers on the keyboard as fast as I can to get back on the mainframe!"

[–]AngryGamer23 595ポイント596ポイント  (154子コメント)

I seen a clip on here from the show I believe to be NCIS. The girl starts getting hacked and then both her and her colleague start tapping the SAME keyboard like crazy. It's so cringey to watch. Then what happens is I'm guessing is the boss man unplugs the monitor from the computer and that fixes the problem.

[–]HolySimon 737ポイント738ポイント  (76子コメント)

I read somewhere that this scene was the product of a contest of sorts between the writers on this show and on another one to see who could get the most ludicrous tech nonsense on air...

[–]AriaTheTransgressor 264ポイント265ポイント  (68子コメント)

Probably law and order when some bird ran off to make a gui in vb to track an ip address

[–]Kroucher 221ポイント222ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yes! When Abby gets the virus that 'travelled through the power cord', I lost my shit.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 88ポイント89ポイント  (4子コメント)

Apparently, the writers like to take the piss when it comes to technology on that show.

[–]JJest 2256ポイント2257ポイント  (90子コメント)

"They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime!"

"Yeah, I don't think that's true, dad."

"Really?"

Nods

"I have the worst f***ing attorneys."

[–]HarveySpectr 342ポイント343ポイント  (12子コメント)

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

[–]GerkDentley 72ポイント73ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love how several minutes later in another scene Lucille is just finishing a conversation on the phone, screaming 'Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich!'

[–]rubixium 459ポイント460ポイント  (40子コメント)

They cant be forced to give testimony or evidence in court against each other though, has to be consensual.

EDIT: as others have pointed out, this varies by state

[–]Andromeda321 934ポイント935ポイント  (82子コメント)

Astronomer here! There are a lot of bad things people think are true about astronomy because of movies, but to just highlight one: asteroid fields are completely different than what most people think they're like. People tend to think of this crazy cramped field like in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back as the norm, but in actuality there is, on average, millions of kilometers between asteroids!

Think of it this way: there are ~100,000 asteroids that are larger than a kilometer or so. If we think of the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, that still leaves you an average spacing of 5 million kilometers between asteroids. In fact, there are so few that rather than having to worry about sending spacecraft through it due to too many, NASA had serious issues when Galileo was flying through on its way to Jupiter to ensure it passed close enough to asteroids to photograph them!

If anything, a planetary ring system is probably closer to the movie conception of an asteroid field as those consist of billions of particles... but those particles are primarily ice, and only the size of a speck of sand for the most part, so it's nowhere near as dramatic in some ways. Cassini will be going through Saturn's rings next year though, so we'll learn a lot more about them then!

[–]PvtCheese 192ポイント193ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pfft, nice try. That Galaxy was far far away.

Edit: That was actually a real cool fact. Thanks.

[–]GetHisWallet 1823ポイント1824ポイント  (186子コメント)

"We got flatline! Get the defibrillator!"

Electricity does not revive dead people. Dr. Frankenstein is fictional. If a defibrillator could resurrect people, it would have a cooler name. A defibrillator forcefully stops the heart temporarily in an effort to correct a heart in fibrillation (defibrillator!). Using a defibrillator on a dead person is like hitting the reset button on an unplugged machine.

[–]zandar_x 531ポイント532ポイント  (47子コメント)

But but Battlefield. ..

[–]DeathSquire36 973ポイント974ポイント  (33子コメント)

"Sir, he was shot in the head by a tank shell."

"Get the defibrillator, nobody's dying on my watch!"

[–]RQK1996 263ポイント264ポイント  (6子コメント)

also flatline beeping doesn't mean dead, it means someone tripped over the cable

[–]mrsquare 85ポイント86ポイント  (11子コメント)

Also a heart monitor doesn't go 'beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep' when it senses a flatline, it does that if there's an error in the system or someone accidentally unplugs it...

[–]solzhe 772ポイント773ポイント  (194子コメント)

Undercover police can't lie about it if you ask them

You have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person

Cops can shoot as much as they like without so much a polite letter asking them to account for their actions

Edit: on missing persons so I don't have to keep posting it

"Contrary to public belief, federal law prohibits the observance of a waiting period before accepting a M/P report"

http://www.lapdonline.org/lapd_adult_missing_persons_unit

[–]dinosaur_chunks 427ポイント428ポイント  (133子コメント)

Cops can shoot as much as they like without so much a polite letter asking them to account for their actions

Former cop, can confirm, there is a bunch of paperwork involved when a firearm is discharged, including the exact number of rounds expended. I had to put a young deer out of it's misery after it had been hit by a dump truck, and the amount of paperwork involved in that single round being fired was surprising to say the least.

[–]Peeet94 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is why I love the last scene in hot fuzz, where they have to work through a mountain of paperwork because of the epic town shooting.

[–]TimeTomorrow 59ポイント60ポイント  (6子コメント)

anything remotely solid is bulletproof. Take cover behind this... folding table?

[–]doctorish 337ポイント338ポイント  (72子コメント)

Frogs going "ribbit". A pacific tree frog is the only one that does it, and just so happens to live on the west coast of america (so this is what the sound recordist used).

[–]FetchFrosh 129ポイント130ポイント  (20子コメント)

That's actually really interesting. I had never realized that I've never heard a frog ribbit in real life

[–]ivebeen_there 80ポイント81ポイント  (10子コメント)

Also, most bird of prey vocalizations heard in movies are actually from Red-tailed Hawks.

[–]TheEmoSpeeds666 156ポイント157ポイント  (10子コメント)

Clacking two halves of a coconut together will get you funny looks at the polo club

[–]MrPaleontologist 650ポイント651ポイント  (119子コメント)

1) I encounter a lot of people who are very confused about dinosaurs because of the Jurassic Park films. Most people know that Velociraptor was actually about the size of a border collie, and that the raptors in Jurassic Park look more like Deinonychus, but were nearly the size of Utahraptor. What many people don't know is that the spitting dinosaur that attacked Newman was nothing like that. It's ostensibly Dilophosaurus, a very cool-looking that really doesn't get enough love. It did not have a frill (there are none of the requisite muscle scars or bony supports), (almost certainly) wasn't venemous, and was actually bigger than the movie's raptors!

Of course, as many of you know, paleontologists almost universally agree that the first dinosaur had some sort of bristly covering, and that all dinosaurs inherited this. The really huge ones may have lost their coverings, but all the small ones were probably bristly or feathery to some extent. I really hope Hollywood gets the balls to show feathered dinosaurs soon, just like it got the balls to show warm-blooded, intelligent dinosaurs to a crowd that didn't expect it in 1993.

2) Injuries, in general. Gunshot to arm? Leg? Chest? If you're a bad guy, all of these are instantly fatal, no questions asked. If you're a good guy, all of these are minor injuries. They'll hurt, but all you need to do is pull out the bullet and you're good as new! You will stop bleeding almost instantly. There is no risk of infection. If you get shot in the gut, don't worry about peritonitis - there's a hot girl to save from a bad guy! Honestly, I wonder how many people die every year because they do something they saw in a movie.

[–]irishman13 593ポイント594ポイント  (51子コメント)

I agree with all your points about the dinosaurs. But I would like to point out that a lot of people miss one of the plot points about Jurassic Park. A point that is much better explained in the last movie.

These dinosaurs at the park had a lot of genetic code from amphibians and reptiles, which is a very good explanation to why the dinosaurs looked like they did in the movie. They were monsters, hybrids, non-exact replicas of the true dinosaurs.

I think a majority of the population kind of ignores or glosses over that point.

Edit: There is a line in the latest movie, Jurassic World, that the scientist specifically states" The dinosaurs are engineered to look like people's expectations and not how they looked in reality."

Thanks everyone for getting me the exact example.

[–]shabbiest 264ポイント265ポイント  (63子コメント)

Sex, Its messy! and if you base it off movies the next day when you wake up the SO will be laying in a puddle and you will be stuck to the bed sheets.

[–]HolySimon 182ポイント183ポイント  (48子コメント)

Also it's apparently common to get dressed again after sex so that you wake up at least partially clothed.

[–]joethetipper 31ポイント32ポイント  (6子コメント)

And don't forget to cover your boobs with the sheets! Wouldn't want the guy you just had sex with to see them...

[–]Brigante87 36ポイント37ポイント  (10子コメント)

British redcoats are always displayed in a completely inaccurate way.

They've always got posh British accents and nice clean uniforms. In reality they were often from poorer backgrounds, especially compared to their French counterparts. They were rougher, difficult to handle and had a reputation in Europe for horrible manners.

Uniforms of that time are always portrayed as nicely ironed with nice white shirts, which is quite an achievement when you consider thousands more would die from disease while on the march than actual combat. At the Battle of Waterloo all the British soldiers actually had pink trousers on because the red dye from their coat ran down because of the thunderstorms.

[–]Crummypunk 66ポイント67ポイント  (13子コメント)

Safes and valuable objects are protected by visible red lasers.

Bullets can travel in water.

Bad guys are terrible shots.

Sex is not messy.

[–]techniforus 436ポイント437ポイント  (86子コメント)

Torture does not yield good results but many people think it does in no small part because of its treatment in movies and TV.

[–]CheeseDischarge 818ポイント819ポイント  (102子コメント)

You only use 10% of your brain

[–]TediBare123 840ポイント841ポイント  (24子コメント)

And that if you use more than that you can turn into a USB stick.

[–]laststandman 84ポイント85ポイント  (9子コメント)

I don't know where I land on that movie as a whole, but I do know that its ending was impressively retarded.

[–]xsp4rrow 55ポイント56ポイント  (5子コメント)

They literally could have just quit when she was time traveling. But no, they took it a step further and made her some omnipresent flash drive

[–]Couchtiger23 518ポイント519ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's "bran".

You only use 10% of your bran ...the rest you poop out

[–]akhiluk 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nuclear power plants don't explode just because they've gone critical. Relax guys, a nuclear plant needs to be critical in order to work.

[–]Rav99 355ポイント356ポイント  (83子コメント)

No car I have ever driven has two wires under the steering column that you can just touch together and start it up.

Tracing a phone call is instantaneous. You don't need to keep them talking.

Lastly from the Dark Knight Rises... You don't need to be on the floor of the NYSE to make a trade and you definitely don't need someone's thumb print. I loved that movie but man that whole scene bugged me. Pure made up nonsense.

Edit: sorry it was Dark Knight Rises Also good to know there are some older cars you can actually hot wire that way, though it's not nearly so simple and usually a lot more wires to figure out. I wasn't 100% sure that's why I phrased it the way I did. The movies make it seem like it'll work on any car. Also, as many people rightly pointed out, the second problem is the steering wheel lock. Most movies flat out ignore this.

Edit2: ha-ha some one got me dead to rights . It was not the NYSE it was the GCSE (Gotham City). So who knows what they require. Though it still stands to reason that there's no way they would honor trades done at gun point by freaking terrorists with hostages.

[–]skwert99 83ポイント84ポイント  (11子コメント)

Similarly, computers don't spin random letters to make a word or result of the computation. Back in the days that computers weren't so multi-cored, I could just think, "Why are you wasting the CPU drawing this crap?!"

[–]Rav99 53ポイント54ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yep that's a good one. I also love how they hack passwords by spinning digits and figure them out one by one ala War Games.

"He's got the first number of the launch code! When he gets all six he'll launch the missiles!!"

[–]Yserbius 41ポイント42ポイント  (1子コメント)

Older cars though were able to be hotwired to do that.

Same with phone tracing. When it was all analog switches, they had to have teams of people checking each switch to see where it was routed from so it could take up to a couple of minutes to trace the call.

[–]Val_Hallen 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

And if gun toting criminals storm the stock exchange and force a trade to bankrupt somebody, the trade won't be held valid.

"Sorry, Mr. Wayne, the trade happened. We know people were killed by maniacs to perform this illegal action but there is nothing we can do."

[–]FatuousOocephalus 311ポイント312ポイント  (27子コメント)

There is no evidence that Salieri tormented Mozart to death as depicted in the movie 'Amadeus'. There was a rivalry between the two when Mozart first moved to Vienna but they later became friends.

[–]alwaysupvoteTRUNKS 104ポイント105ポイント  (8子コメント)

Indeed, it's always been my uninformed opinion based on some internet articles and newspaper or toilet book trivia that they were good friends and Salieri had the utmost respect for Mozart and his talent.

[–]PastaAndWine 220ポイント221ポイント  (29子コメント)

That cashiers can just lean on counters and read magazines or blow bubblegum.

In real life, most managers require them to look busy at all times. Trust me, I spent many hours pretending to straighten candy bars and magazines that were already straight.

[–]Mur-cie-lago 1243ポイント1244ポイント  (303子コメント)

That a 110 lb woman can beat up a group of 220 lb men because she knows "martial arts".