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[–]SuperEdgy 294ポイント295ポイント  (23子コメント)

Pop quiz! Are you in...

/r/pics

/r/funny or

/r/wtf ?

[–]imhighnotdumb 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

There should be /r/metawtf

I said WTF as was like what the fuck is this doing on WTF.

[–]SamMee514 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently it's been there for four years

[–]HappyGimp 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]Seakawn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

But if it's trashy enough I think "what the fuck..." I don't need to see gore to find OP's pic relevant in this subreddit. Not sure why others do. WTF is a pretty broad reaction.

[–]Fudgemanners 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not subscribed to funny or pics, so I'm going to take WTF. Final answer.

[–]munk_e_man 14ポイント15ポイント  (12子コメント)

Too offensive for pics, too funny for funny, not wtf enough for wtf. This should have gone in funny, but I'm sure tears would be shed if that happened.

[–]SleepyConscience 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

This isn't really funny. It's funny in the sense that it's funny someone would actually put this fucking thing on their car, but the sticker itself ain't exactly a laugh riot.

[–]Knappsterbot 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Too...funny? This made you laugh? Are you twelve?

[–]munk_e_man 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Have you been to /r/funny lately? This bumper sticker is Mitch Hedberg grade compared to the shit that gets posted in there. Here's some hilarious stuff from today:

Man rescues swan baby, while swan attacks him

A cat that looks like Ctuhlu

A comic about a bull beating up a farmer for milking a cow

Fucking this

Seriously

Do you see my point?

[–]CardboardTable 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, I liked the swan one.

[–]Frageo 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shark one got a smirk from me.

[–]mcondadex 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why the fuck is Nigel Thornberry milking cows?

[–]How_do_I_potato 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's funny because we know it makes uptight people with no sense of humor mad.

[–]DrobUWP 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

...does it matter? DOES ANY OF THIS MATTER?!

[–]TorontoAnnex 290ポイント291ポイント  (27子コメント)

Why do they call them Roofies since they only end up in my basement ?

[–]Wooleyty 94ポイント95ポイント  (17子コメント)

They should be called floories

[–]nlourb_zdv_khuh 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Cosbys

[–]christballs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be Cos, Be Cos, Be Cos, Be Cos, Be Cooooooooos, Because of the wonderful things he does...

[–]thisguysmokey 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

Basementies

Cold Cellaries?

Haha

[–]Im_a_wet_towel 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't worry dude. I picked up on it.

[–]thisguysmokey 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thanks man. Appreciate it.

Reddit didn't enjoy it though. Maybe next time.

[–]Kruise_on_a_Busa 305ポイント306ポイント  (68子コメント)

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

[–]bikepsycho 69ポイント70ポイント  (50子コメント)

Abductions always include duct.

[–]Brook420 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

(Ab)Duct tape?

[–]gowron78 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aaaand you're all going to hell.... see ya there

[–]BioGenx2b 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's what holds it all together, really.

[–]malgoya 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]Airwarf 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]Deeliciousness 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

That can't be all he says. Looks like "you're a smart fucker" or something like that is in there at the end.

E: nevermind, he says "you...you...you've got a gift my friend"

[–]Dinosaur_Monkey 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It looks like he's saying "you're fuckin with me"

[–]Self-Aware 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's 'you gotta be fucking...' and the gif cuts off before 'with me'.

[–]jbg89 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a joke m'lady.

[–]pixl_graphix 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

but duct tape is silver.

Not any more it isn't

http://decorhacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/GoldDuct.jpg

For example you can have fun with the kids as you are abducting them

http://assets.skiptomylou.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cupcake-ducktape.jpg

[–]A7X4REVer 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Like the lining of the clouds that conceal the killers.

[–]bama_grrl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because everyone has a roll

[–]brandonbruce 643ポイント644ポイント  (21子コメント)

[–]Gotitaila 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]MudpieGourmand 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Subscribed. There are very few problems that can't be resolved with a little duct tape. Kids too noisy- duct tape. Broken window- duct tape. Radiation leak at the plant- duct tape. Global warming- duct tape. ISIS- duct tape. We have the answer, people. The answer is duct tape. Some might say that's just like a band aid slapped on a gaping, bloody wound, but to them I say, duct tape can also be used as a tourniquet.

[–]RIPphonebattery 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Youre joking, but loose rad particles (imagine steel dust, but mildly radioactive) can be contained and properly disposed of if you can get them off the person. Best way to do that? Slap some duct tape on the skin and rip it off. You lose a layer of skin cells but also whatever was tripping the monitors.

[–]Rynniri 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

This sub might as well be merged with that one.

[–]MusicMakah 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes I wonder if I'm desensitized to a lot of the content on this sub, and then I see this and feel better. Some of the shit on here really is wtf material though, so it's good to stick around.

[–]abraksis747 107ポイント108ポイント  (3子コメント)

Needs to be on an old Ice Cream truck for best effect

[–]Kinser9 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or a windowless, white cargo van.

[–]smoike 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

With "free ice cream" painted on the side in house paint

[–]nixonrichard 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Cold Ice Cream and Hot Cosbys"

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 98ポイント99ポイント  (7子コメント)

Why is this shit posted here?

[–]DJEasyDick 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

Im pretty sure mods dont actually do anything

[–]ipaqmaster 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Need to buy that mod dlc

[–]myWTFbannedmeaccount 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not true I got banned my the mods!

[–]KaizerFuckingGibby 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

How are you commenting if you're banned?

EDIT: I just read your name. I am a fucking moron.

[–]Hyperion1144 18ポイント19ポイント  (25子コメント)

Duct tape doesn't even work for holding someone's mouth shut, it isn't sticky enough.

[–]anna_or_elsa 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

There are two tapes commonly called duct tape. There is duct tape, which used to be called Duck tape because it was water proof. Gaffers tape is a special version of duct tape that is thinner, easier to tear and is less sticky leaving little to no residue. Gaffers tape is designed to be easier to remove. Duct tape is pretty damn sticky and get sticker, and harder to remove the longer it stays on something. Better explanation here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaffer_tape

That might be why you think 'duct' tape is easy to remove.

Source: I used a shit ton of gaffers tape working stages for musical (rock) bands.

[–]dirtyfries 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Gaffers tape is amazing. I use it at work and it beats the shit out of duct tape (though it also costs more).

What's truly amazing is how it feels away leaving nothing and won't stick to itself. I love it.

[–]anna_or_elsa 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And it rips cleaner with less effort. Given how much tape I would rip in show it was a plus.

[–]talontario 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

origins of the name duck tape is a bit uncertain, but I'm pretty sure most people lean towards the explanation that the fabric within is called duck, and not from the bird.

[–]Sleepy_Sleeper 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yes it does if you use it a lot.

[–]MrMumble 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

Or just a couple wraps around the head.

[–]Ceedub260 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

With a sock shoved in the mouth.

[–]illegaljokes 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I prefer to use panties.

[–]Rexamicum 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I prefer to shit in their mouth.

[–]The_GanjaGremlin 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

oh cool that you know that man

[–]Down_With_The_Crown 11ポイント12ポイント  (12子コメント)

You never tried taping your mouth shut out of curiosity before?

[–]The_GanjaGremlin 7ポイント8ポイント  (11子コメント)

I have not

[–]Down_With_The_Crown 17ポイント18ポイント  (10子コメント)

Try it, it doesn't even hurt to pull it off bc your breath moistens the tape.

[–]Sakuyalzayoi 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

stuffundiesinmouthfirst

or would that not work either

[–]The_GanjaGremlin 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'll take your word on it

[–]thisguysmokey 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Your responses to this were so dry, they were perfect

[–]Innundator 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

not really, he's just being distant. you may be mistaking him for cool, when in reality, he's just an asshole.

important to learn to spot the difference

[–]thisguysmokey 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

If someone can't spot that he was being an asshole, they've got their own set of problems to deal with.

[–]Innundator 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

all of us have our own set of problems to deal with

[–]DabbinDubs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you seem... fragile..

[–]Down_With_The_Crown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're an only child aren't you?

[–]guess_twat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are doing it all wrong rookie.

[–]theydeletedme 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only available at Hot Topic©

[–]I_will_remember_this 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck off out of this sub.

[–]BillionTonsHyperbole 31ポイント32ポイント  (3子コメント)

A throat in the hands is worth three in the crawlspace...

[–]terpin 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bet it's not easy to get all that out of your clown suit, is it Mr. Gacy?

[–]BillionTonsHyperbole 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nossir. It ain't.

But I do like how their tiny hands make my dick look bigger in the video.

[–]even_less_resistance 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y'all are fuckin killing me here

[–]AgentHellboy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hudda hudda!

[–]MrHibbityJibb 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Really, a joke bumper sticker reciting something half of us heard in Jr. High makes it onto /r/WTF?

Well we're just a delicate little bed of flowers today, aren't we?

[–]poor_schmuck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not only making it to WTF, but actually triggering quite a few knights.

[–]thatguybuster[🍰] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

ha ha ha so hilarious.

[–]MegaKeeperMan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Read that in Cleveland's voice

[–]sir_wiggum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mk1/facelift Ford Mondeos seem to have bumpers made out of duck tape

[–]ZenTempus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Silence is golden; but duct tape is silver

nvm, beaten to it

[–]TiredPaedo 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

False:

Duck/duct tape has existed side at least 1902 while the current type didn't exist until much later than 1942.

[–]ifiwazatreeyouwldknw -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bears. Beats. Battle star galatica.

[–]Ghostparasyte 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Interesting that all it takes to make front page is post a picture of a Hot Topic bumper sticker.

[–]Evilmd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Take a fucking joke.

[–]timeiscoming -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

It would take very little convincing for me to vandalize this vehicle in a parking lot.

[–]BaIIzdeep 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seems like people assume this would only be in a rape context. Not sure why.

[–]Old_Crow89 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cannot fathom how this got upvoted so highly.

[–]Schindog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the kind of sticker you put on your mate's car.

[–]The-Crew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FPS MCDUCK!!!!!!

[–]12Dec 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bumper sticker are rarely, if at all, classy.

[–]Thefriendlypsycho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thefriendlypsycho's top top is don't use duct tape by itself. It's very easier to take off by just opening your mouth and using your teeth. Instead use a sock or some cloth then put the duct tape over the cloth. Make sure it isn't too tight, just enough so you can breathe.

[–]SleepyConscience 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL duct tape was invented in 1942.

[–]ottguy74 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unlike the other "classy" bumper stickers out there

[–]czarofbizare 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can always draw a smile on duct tape

[–]xSorryAboutThat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The most classy one i've seen is "At least pull my hair if you are going to ride my ass"

[–]EmansTheBeau -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mod ? plz delete that shit.

[–]AngryRatBastard -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

YOU STUPID HOOKER.

IT'S A STICKER PUBLICLY DISPLAYED ON SOMEONE'S CAR.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE FUCK.

GO BACK TO INSTAGRAM, YOU REPUGNANT DWARF DILDO.

[–]Cervical_Plumber 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to believe this a novelty account. Just rabid insults.

[–]ROMaster2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

QUICK, WHICH SUBREDDIT ARE YOU IN? /r/funny, /r/pics, OR /r/WTF?

[–]FartTheory -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you check the trunk?

[–]dontputonthetrousers -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

HA, Ha! RAPE!.. that shit's hillarious!

/s

[–]Phishstixxx -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not sure if to upvote because I laughed or downvote because it doesn't belong on /r/wtf

[–]I_will_remember_this 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Down vote this cunt back to r/pics where he and his accursed kind belong.

[–]EvenG -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit...This has become one of the worst subs if this gets up voted. I hope you spontaneously combust you shitposting swamp cunt, OP.

[–]sanfrancisco69er -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

the answer to 'what the fuck?' is that its a joke.

[–]trudatness -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh geez here come the "rape culture" theorists.

[–]flimflam2020 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It only works if you wrap it all the way around the head. You can't just place it over the mouth. It comes off.