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[–]BuffHagen 3747ポイント3748ポイント  (124子コメント)

One of my neighbors growing up was that super motivated Type A do everything types. Co-valedictorian, captain of the hockey team, gifted musician...just always working.

10 year reunion, went just how we all expected. Full ride to Yale, Harvard MBA, six figure Wall Street job, gorgeous fiance...and he seemed utterly miserable.

10 years later, 20th reunion. He got sick of it all, quit his job, sold his house, got divorced, and got out of town. He now owns a pig farm in Upstate New York, spends his days working the farm, brewing beer, and hiking in the forest...and I've never met a happier, more satisfied person in my life.

[–]Tradesmanwilly 702ポイント703ポイント  (14子コメント)

wow thats a hell of a transformation.

Edit: And wow this is my highest comment yet so far. lol

[–]anonymous_potato 5496ポイント5497ポイント  (520子コメント)

Skinny nerdy guy got busted for selling a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of adobe software in college and spent 15 months in prison. He came out super buff.

[–]powerwafer 6005ポイント6006ポイント  (151子コメント)

So like six copies of Photoshop

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 4971ポイント4972ポイント  (133子コメント)

Or one Aussie copy.

[–]da_leroy 2768ポイント2769ポイント  (114子コメント)

So we have this cloud offering, which is really good.

[–]ArchieMoses 2183ポイント2184ポイント  (97子コメント)

Because creative cloud is the best creative cloud and we researched the creative cloud that people want and so we brought them creative cloud.

Best CEO interview ever.

EDIT: Here ya go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78yigV0GYGQ

[–]Hatsudude 2497ポイント2498ポイント  (206子コメント)

Shit, if I had to go to prison I think the only thing I would do is work out.

Edit: Fucking hell, I get it! People get raped in prison!

[–]burtaexpat 211ポイント212ポイント  (95子コメント)

got busted for selling a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of adobe software in college

How does one do that exactly?

Buying and reselling academic licenses to non-academics?

[–]bla8291 218ポイント219ポイント  (78子コメント)

Adobe Photoshop Extended is nearly $1k a pop. Pirate it, burn it to a DVD, sell copies of it, and before long, you've made your "several hundred thousand". Considering he allegedly made that much, he probably made labels or something to try to pass it off as legit, while only costing him the blank DVDs, labels, cases, and electricity to download and burn DVDs.

[–]Ken_Thomas 2516ポイント2517ポイント  (87子コメント)

My 10-year was after e-mail was invented, but before social media.
So I got an e-mail out of the blue one day from a girl I'd gone to High School with. She was organizing the 10-year reunion and wanted to know if I could come. I told her I wouldn't be able to make it, so she wrote again asking for my address, because she wanted to put together a directory and hand it out at the reunion. As a joke, I e-mailed her back with the address of a cell block in a North Carolina prison.
I intended to e-mail her back the next day with an explanation and my actual address. I completely forgot to do this.

I had pretty much completely forgotten about this until years later on a weekend trip to my hometown, I noticed a few furtive glances, and someone finally said they were glad to see I'd gotten out of prison and that I didn't seem to have been harmed by the experience. They wanted to know how long I'd been in. They were polite enough not to ask what I'd done to deserve being locked up. It took me 20 minutes and a prolonged question-and-answer period to figure out what the fuck they were talking about.

All of this was 15 years ago. To this day, someone will occasionally post a comment on my Facebook page about how my current success is just such an inspiration, because it shows how someone can serve time in prison and then turn their life around.

[–]KneeDeep185 2259ポイント2260ポイント  (92子コメント)

Went to my 10 year this August. I showed up around 7 in the evening and everyone one was in decent spirits, having a few beers, except for this one guy. He was already fall down, stumble drunk, and people were generally 'aware' of him but tolerating him. By 8 he was knocking over tables, and by 9 had completely destroyed the bathroom with vomit. I ask a few friends "hey, what's up with drunkasfuck over there? Had one too many, huh?" Turns out this time last year he'd slept with another mutual highschool friend's girlfriend at the time (I went to middle school with the guy) and he'd killed himself 2 days later. I didn't make the connection but our 10 year was the 1 year anniversary of our classmate's suicide and the guy who may have played a role in that wasn't taking it very well.

[–]supah_ 221ポイント222ポイント  (66子コメント)

the older i get, the worse it is to remember those who took their own lives. so. awful. making a shitty situation into an impossibly sad permanent one.

[–]LadyCoru 3257ポイント3258ポイント  (75子コメント)

Ten year reunions suck for home schoolers. I should call my sister.

[–]YouDontKnowZebra 3171ポイント3172ポイント  (92子コメント)

The most stuck up girl from high school was this rich girl who thought she was a princess. Like, didn't want commoners touching her or riding in her car, lived in a gated mansion, etc. By our 10 year, she married a guy in doctor's without borders, went to darfur, and came back with her life dedicated to bettering the very poor. Total change.

[–]caedin8 1846ポイント1847ポイント  (18子コメント)

Sounds like she was raised by assholes, went off to college, became her own person.

[–]StrawberryCupcakess 769ポイント770ポイント  (20子コメント)

I read that as 'battering' the poor and thought she probably hadn't changed after all.

[–]TexasScooter 1903ポイント1904ポイント  (81子コメント)

One kid was fairly small, quiet and goofy. Nice kid, but nothing too special about him. We hung out a few times at speech/drama tournaments.

I had wondered what happened to him. Turns out he grew quite a lot and became quite popular. His acting career took him far. He's been in several huge films, including X-Men.

We knew him as Jimmy. Today he goes by a more mature name of James - James Marsden.

I hope he's still a cool, goofy guy deep down that I remember from the few times we hung out.

[–]Tsu_Shu 457ポイント458ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just watched the Bear Grylls episode with him and that's exactly how he described himself as a high schooler. Bear assumed he was a stud in HS and he was like, "far from it".

[–]ptcptc 4948ポイント4949ポイント  (528子コメント)

The kid who was stealing motorcycles and selling them for parts is now a police officer. He was never accused or convicted of course but I knew that for a fact. Let's hope people sometimes do change.

[–]Common_Lizard 3934ポイント3935ポイント  (190子コメント)

He's probably running a nation wide motorcycle parts stealing gang. Turning into a police is just part of the plan.

[–]BismuthTheWhale 2124ポイント2125ポイント  (94子コメント)

Plot twist, he is assigned the case about a group of gangsters that are stealing motorcycle parts. Cue themesong

[–]SomeNiceButtfucking 1281ポイント1282ポイント  (66子コメント)

It's like a less exciting Death Note.

E: I'm only just now realizing just how common this trope is.

[–]lacabras 1049ポイント1050ポイント  (46子コメント)

turning into a police

I'm going to use this from now on. I don't know how I'll ever use it in context, but god dammit I'll try.

[–]batmans_scrotum 604ポイント605ポイント  (92子コメント)

A guy from my school days, the biggest, toughest, most meat-headed human ive ever encountered is now studying to be a nurse. People can change.

[–]dwolfy 704ポイント705ポイント  (76子コメント)

i sold hard drugs in highschool. i wanted to become a cop if i didnt make it as a rockstar.

unfortunately for me i got busted my senior year at 18 so i couldn't but i know people with an interest in criminals/criminal activities gravitate to that job. its not so much about which side you're on but the fascination/exhileration that comes with being either a cop/criminal

[–]fluffywhiteduck 5075ポイント5076ポイント  (524子コメント)

On the flip side I know someone who hasn't aged since high school. No extra fat, no wobbles, no gray hair, nothing. Even his voice is the same at thirty as it was at fourteen. I'm pretty sure he's a vampire.

[–]bizitmap 4498ポイント4499ポイント  (107子コメント)

God, if I was gonna have eternal life without getting older... any age but fourteen!

edit: yes thirteen would be bad too, you're all very original

[–]ccasella3 1672ポイント1673ポイント  (28子コメント)

Check his house for paintings of himself. It will probably be locked up in the tower. Make sure to stab it.

[–]TrepanationBy45 512ポイント513ポイント  (4子コメント)

Honey, why did your friend John poke holes in your grandfather's platoon picture last Saturday? He asked me where the bathroom was...

[–]Nohat_wears_a_hat 1261ポイント1262ポイント  (40子コメント)

From the age of 17 to 26 I didn't age except put on a bunch of muscle. Then my Mom got terminal cancer, and I was told I aged 20 years in 2 months.

[–]PRMan99 336ポイント337ポイント  (9子コメント)

My best friend was exactly like this. Everyone recognized him because he looked EXACTLY the same, even after 20 years.

[–]sinestrostaint 417ポイント418ポイント  (14子コメント)

I look younger at 27 than I did at 13 but thats because I had a mustache and slept awful hours because I was up playing video games.

[–]El_Raro 701ポイント702ポイント  (29子コメント)

Two died, one became disabled after a car accident, couple of them came out as gay, one became a super successful entrepreneur and HEAPS got really fat.

Meanwhile, I got a haircut.

[–]shinypretty 2405ポイント2406ポイント  (48子コメント)

The class fatty dropped it all and now looks like Rob Lowe.

[–]HungryMoose1 2351ポイント2352ポイント  (125子コメント)

Had my 10 year last November. A lot of the guys looked a lot older, a lot of the girls looked the same. There were a few girls that no one remembered from high school that got really hot, and there were some cool guys in high school that didn't look so good. A lot of balding heads on the guys and fake tits on the girls.

Edit: My graduating class was over 900 people so you can imagine there were a lot of transformations of the people who actually came for the reunion.

[–]Porrick 4818ポイント4819ポイント  (156子コメント)

Nobody changed at all.

I left Ireland three days after my leaving cert, and happened to move back a month before the reunion party. I hadn't seen a single person in the 10 intervening years, and everyone was basically the exact same person as they had been in school. Better-dressed, more confident, less awkward - but essentially the exact same people.

I had been dreading it, because I was never a popular kid in school - but it actually felt wonderful to be among those people again. After high school, you never really get to know anyone that well again. Add that to me having spent 10 years being an immigrant in various places, and that made re-connecting with these people extra sweet. All of the people with massive chips on their shoulders - they didn't show up. So the only people who were there were the ones who were as excited as I was.

There was one kid who changed massively, but he didn't come to the reunion. In school, he was the most dyslexic kid, worst at math, bottom of every class. His only love was making home-made bombs on his farm and blowing shit up with them. He went to a college in Cornwall or Wales or something, that specialised in mining - because he figured that way he could work with explosives.

So fast-forward almost ten years, and I am finally getting my bachelor's degree. I took a bit longer than most people do, but I had just got the results from my last few exams and I had finally passed. I was basking in that elation when my phone rang and it's this guy. He just got his PhD for building a fucking robot that goes into mines and fires fucking lasers everywhere to make a 3D scan of the mine without endangering any humans. He built a robot with lasers on it. And had a PhD.

Way to take the wind out of my sails, James.

[–]Graynard[S] 1563ポイント1564ポイント  (46子コメント)

At first I read that as "Way to make wind out of the sails, James," as some kind of phrase meaning "Way to make the most of what you've got," but yeah, what you actually said makes way more sense.

[–]Porrick 1022ポイント1023ポイント  (36子コメント)

That would have been the more charitable response, but it wasn't mine!

I ran into him recently - not only is his acne completely cleared up, but he also has a lovely wife and beautiful child, and is even more charming and witty than he ever had been as a kid.

It's not fair!

[–]Mattjohn64 1159ポイント1160ポイント  (15子コメント)

  1. Family
  2. Good Job
  3. Probably rich
  4. Gets to blow shit up

I don't think we can blame anyone for being jealous of him...

[–]goinnutshere 96ポイント97ポイント  (4子コメント)

Congrats on your degree.

Maybe James has a job for you. :)

[–]KittenImmaculate 3253ポイント3254ポイント  (179子コメント)

I was friendly with this guy K freshman/sophomore year, I think. He was super quiet, shy, incredibly studious, chubby kid. Even some teachers would be like 'lighten up, relax.' He came out of his shell senior year and we kind of stopped being friends because he was hanging out with the 'cool' kids and having parties where people could drink, etc, and I was super square and uninterested.

So at my reunion, he was this x20. He is now a 'hotshot' kind of guy in DC working for a 'strategies' company. (Just googled it, no idea what they do). Anyway, at the reunion he was mostly okay UNTIL he chugged a shit-ton of beers. Some folks had left, but the rest of left at the reunion had gathered around while he picked up a yearbook. He proceeded to shit on EVERY PERSON in our year whether they were there to defend themselves or not. This was a super uncool kid freshman year (who nobody really disliked or made fun of, actually) just bashing everyone for weight, being weird, being uncool, being too cool, etc. My boyfriend was with me (he did not go to HS with me) and was so uncomfortable the entire time.

[–]SkywayTraffic 1548ポイント1549ポイント  (101子コメント)

He is now a 'hotshot' kind of guy in DC working for a 'strategies' company. (Just googled it, no idea what they do).

Having worked for a "strategies" company myself, they have no idea what they do either.

[–]burtaexpat 426ポイント427ポイント  (49子コメント)

I've seen a few people I know on linkedin working as "Freelance strategic consultants" with a half paragraph of what looks like button words but no clues at to what they actually do or their actual expertise.

[–]Thrall_So_Hard 675ポイント676ポイント  (33子コメント)

I synergize backwards overflow to creative competitive solutions to a dynamic environment. I leverage coordinated crowd sourced methodology to drive upstream revenue sources.

For fucks sake, so glad I'm no longer in sales. If anyone abuses this, it's them. All the while having a smug as fuck LinkedIn photo.

[–]burtaexpat 71ポイント72ポイント  (11子コメント)

All the while having a smug as fuck LinkedIn photo.

"That douchenozzle has his smugness turned up to 11"

-My boss commenting on the linkedin profile picture of a frustrating sales rep from one of the biotech companies we've had the displeasure of recently having to deal with because they sold us a useless kit.

[–]Asyumara 135ポイント136ポイント  (19子コメント)

lol as a consultant this made me chuckle. I had to dig up this video from the grave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGhPmby0rY

"I will specialize in Change Management and Business Process Reengineering"

"Nobody knows WTF these mean..."

[–]Graynard[S] 1372ポイント1373ポイント  (21子コメント)

Oh Jesus, that sounds so cringey. Were people into it?

[–]KittenImmaculate 1295ポイント1296ポイント  (19子コメント)

I honestly couldn't tell...I don't think anybody was enjoying it, but more like we had no idea how to tell him to stop or collectively walk away. But now I think of him as a raging asshole with a grudge for no good reason. Like he railed on this guy in our class (who'd left) for getting fat. Like fuck you buddy, that guy was nice to all of us!

And fortunately, aside from him, a lot of people got much nicer 10 years later!

[–]Graynard[S] 338ポイント339ポイント  (7子コメント)

That's cool that a lot of folks got nicer, but yeah that guy just sounds kinda sad / bizarre. Like maybe I get it if everyone gave you shit and bullied you and you were able to turn it around, but if everyone was nice to you then wtf.

[–]tinwhiskerSC 4075ポイント4076ポイント  (591子コメント)

At the 10 year it's all about who was successful.

At the 20 it's about kids. That's the one I just went to. We did it over 2 days with the first being a small dinner party at a bar; we rented out a room. The second day was a family day at a local amusement park where we pooled for tickets, rented a pavilion, and had lunch catered.

At 30 ... I don't know.

At 40 it'll be about grandkids.

At 50 we'll start asking who is left.

[–]Scrappy_Larue 1236ポイント1237ポイント  (108子コメント)

"Who is left" starts at the 30. There was a prayer for our classmates who passed before the dinner, and it took a few minutes to get through all the names. Also at the 30, everyone's more honest about their jobs. No more exaggerating. If there's any bragging, it's about how soon they can retire from it. I've got my 40th coming up, and you're probably right about grandkids. They're already smearing them all over Facebook.

[–]DeezNutzGuy 773ポイント774ポイント  (88子コメント)

Jesus christ people with grandkids on FB.

time has fucking flown hasn't it

[–]knitwasabi 757ポイント758ポイント  (75子コメント)

Dude, at my 10th there was a woman who brought her grandkids. She had a kid at 14, and her kid had one at 14. It blew all our minds (mine included, since I didn't even have ONE yet!)

[–]oioioiyacunt 487ポイント488ポイント  (49子コメント)

Far out, imagine if that continues. Mum at 14, grandma at 28, great grandma at 42, Great great grandma at 56, GGG grandma at 70, 4G grandma at 84. She could have 6 generations alive at the same time.

[–]-wellplayed- 968ポイント969ポイント  (94子コメント)

At 30 it'll be about how the kids are doing and who has kids that are already successful. And some "So, why did you never have kids?"

[–]tinwhiskerSC 832ポイント833ポイント  (64子コメント)

So, why did you never have kids?

Any of those "Why haven't you...?" questions are just awful.

[–]bizitmap 1030ポイント1031ポイント  (40子コメント)

"I saw y'all complaining and hating your lives so I corked myself good. Have fun at the Wiggles concert!"

[–]LazyPalpatine 550ポイント551ポイント  (31子コメント)

I corked myself

I am now imagining pressing down on a woman's belly and a cork loudly popping out of her vagina. It's a pretty awesome mental scene.

In my head, the cork knocks over a lamp.

[–]tank_monkey 237ポイント238ポイント  (13子コメント)

Then you casually walk over and sniff the cork. "Ahh, a delightful 1982 Vaginoit Blanc."

[–]SecretFlower 2890ポイント2891ポイント  (239子コメント)

At 50 we'll start asking who is left.

Thats so sad

[–]tinwhiskerSC 1445ポイント1446ポイント  (188子コメント)

Now that I think about it, 50 will probably be about who has died. We'll be just under 70 at that point and with projected life expectancy it's not unreasonable to think that most everybody will still be alive.

Maybe 60 will be about asking who is left.

[–]Miss_Sangwitch 1038ポイント1039ポイント  (88子コメント)

My grandma went to her 60th HS reunion last year or the year before and it is absolutely about who is left. They are doing yearly informal reunions because obviously not a lot of people are going to be at a 70th reunion.

[–]GT2018 1114ポイント1115ポイント  (76子コメント)

Man I just can't imagine caring that much about high school friends, to want to still see them every single year, even 60+ years after graduation.

[–]chair_boy 1455ポイント1456ポイント  (44子コメント)

When you get that age, and you start to see the light at the end of the tunnel, I can imagine that seeing old acquaintances would be pretty special.

[–]gotbeefpudding 507ポイント508ポイント  (24子コメント)

that is interesting to think about actually. meeting people who shaped your life in some way, it must be neat to speak with them again knowing that information.

[–]inconspicuous_male 232ポイント233ポイント  (16子コメント)

Imagine in 60 years how few of us there will be who remember the internet in the way we do now. Who share our nostalgia that most people consider history. Who remember what it truly feels like to have the dankest memes

[–]bananapeel 620ポイント621ポイント  (77子コメント)

Not even close. We started losing people before the 5 year reunion. Just had my 20 year reunion and I think about 4% are dead. It happens much faster than you think.

My sister's graduating class had a death on the way out of the parking lot from the graduation ceremony. One of the graduates was drunk on his ass and pulled a left turn in front of a semi truck.

[–]BitchinIndika 159ポイント160ポイント  (25子コメント)

We had a death at grad too. Two guys who would have been in our grad class but had to repeat grade 8. They got drunk and wrapped the truck around a power pole. One dead, one left alive but with severe brain damage.

[–]MonkeyWrench3000 348ポイント349ポイント  (7子コメント)

The grandfather of my wife is now in his late eighties and recently he met someone he went to highschool with. They chatted about their old school and found out that they both were probably the last two people alive from their graduation class.

[–]specialdialingwand 5943ポイント5944ポイント  (494子コメント)

Back in highschool we had a kid who has aspergers and was a little weird. He was, however, amazing at the yo-yo, having picked one up during middle school when we had that yo-yo trick assembly. After everyone else had stopped walking the dog in 8th grade, this guy was doing more and more elaborate tricks every day during lunch. He was bullied and teased but he continued doing what he loved.

So, at our ten year reunion, people from every strata of high school popularity was there, including this guy. He was his same old self, but more confident. I asked him if he still yo-yos, and he busted out his custom made titanium yo-yo that he said he made on a CNC lathe. He then starts to do some tricks and a large crowd gathered around. It was quite the show, he had gotten very good. When he finished, people clapped and cheered, and even the jockiest dudes from back in the day fist bumped him and told him how badass he was.

So I guess the biggest transformation was everyone else. Nobody teased him for being who he was anymore, they now admired him for being so passionate about something.

[–]aphi2790 4287ポイント4288ポイント  (335子コメント)

That's awesome :) Maturity is probably the best part of growing up.

[–]deadby100cuts 1803ポイント1804ポイント  (297子コメント)

When does that maturity hit? I'm 22 and feel like a lot of people still act like highschoolers. Granted most of them are still in college

[–]compscijedi 2020ポイント2021ポイント  (111子コメント)

Just wait until real life slaps them in the face with student loan bills. Life tends to hit hard once you leave college.

[–][deleted] 119ポイント120ポイント  (63子コメント)

Is it bad that this is a big reason I want to go to college?

I decided not to out of high school and real life just kicked my ass.

I want a break from it. College looks like a nice place to escape for a few more years. I have enough cash to pay my first two years. I really really value the education like I wouldn't have 2 years ago. I'm glad I waited at least. Woulda dropped out.

[–]struqc 1633ポイント1634ポイント  (101子コメント)

This one guy used to be kind a of a bully, seemed not to give a fuck about school, had bad grades, skipped class and did some drugs in school. I wasn't bothered by him and didn't interact with the guy that much as i wasn't a target of his antics.

If you asked me how I thought he turned out, I would've guess and was now doing some kind of manual work and had no education.

Turns out he co-created one of the most recognizable clothing brand in my country and has multiple brick and mortar locations. His brand is worn by some big names. He's a successful businessman and he's probably worth millions.

I think it's pretty fucking cool he turned out that way!

Edit: Hints on the brand are in the non upvoted comments in the thread. It's a good ol' reddit treasure hunt.

[–]The_Danger_Cart 359ポイント360ポイント  (14子コメント)

Was he still an asshole?

[–]struqc 637ポイント638ポイント  (4子コメント)

I couldn't really say, still didn't talked to him at the reunion! Heard he was part of a group who trashed the place after I left... sooooooo you might have your answer there. haha

[–]Brianthelion83 4354ポイント4355ポイント  (200子コメント)

Twin sisters. The good one straight a student and a perfect angel is now 90 pounds soaking wet and just finished her 4th stint in rehab for drugs. The one who was a trouble maker and constantly in trouble even arrested a few times for drugs and shop lifting while in high school, is a doctor with a family.

Edit: I'm gonna start referring to the angel that went bad as the "tall" one and wild one that went good as the "short" one it will make things less confusing for now on. I don't wanna use their names and I keep almost doing it.

[–]Graynard[S] 4460ポイント4461ポイント  (51子コメント)

And you're sure you didn't get them mixed up?

[–]Brianthelion83 2516ポイント2517ポイント  (47子コメント)

No they're fraternal twins. I have stayed in touch with the "bad" girl who's a doctor. Our reunion was in 2012. The reunion was the first time they spoke in 4-5 years and she really hasn't spoken to her sister since

[–]Graynard[S] 1284ポイント1285ポイント  (34子コメント)

That's a shame about them not talking very often, maybe she'll be able to turn things around like her sister did.

[–]Brianthelion83 1054ポイント1055ポイント  (29子コメント)

Big thing that made her turn it around was her parents giving her crap about "why can't you be like your sister"

[–]Lupin_AAGL 1654ポイント1655ポイント  (9子コメント)

I suppose they told that to the other one as well then

[–]PhoenixDays 161ポイント162ポイント  (6子コメント)

And then they let their "good kid" fuck up their life.

[–]ladyofatreides 291ポイント292ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah I've seen parents before spend all their time and attention on the "bad" kid, assuming the "good" kid will just come out all right. Then the "good" kid gets into some trouble and no one takes it seriously because it seems like just a one off, and then the trouble starts to snowball.

[–]Budge-O-Matic 678ポイント679ポイント  (89子コメント)

My drug addict high school friends ended up responsible with kids and family. One is so successful he has a private jet. Another is a neurologist.

[–]DoesntMatterHaveCup 435ポイント436ポイント  (23子コメント)

Shit... My 10 year is in a couple of years and all of my drug addict friends are still waiting tables, selling furniture, or working the same jobs they had in high school.

[–]Budge-O-Matic 167ポイント168ポイント  (8子コメント)

The one with the jet had family advantage, to be fair. I'm just surprised he didn't die in some stupid street race in his juiced '68 Camaro.

Edit: The neurologist is the son of a pre-Serbian genocide refugee (aka his dad saw the writing on the wall and managed to get out before the shit hit the fan).

[–]H1N1-viridae 154ポイント155ポイント  (3子コメント)

Protip: They're still addicts, they just realised the magic of amphetamine and cocaine.

[–]GoodGreeffer 4180ポイント4181ポイント  (197子コメント)

We didn't have a 10 year but we did have a 22 year. The year we all turned 40. It was so much fun. We rented the summer camp we all went to growing up for the whole weekend. People brought their kids. We got wasted and told stories all night. We were all older and fatter, but nobody had changed a bit.

[–]Graynard[S] 892ポイント893ポイント  (2子コメント)

Now that sounds like a reunion worth going to, but it also sounds like you had a great group of friends.

[–]Omniscient_Narrative 1203ポイント1204ポイント  (23子コメント)

this one girl made it from stripper to mayor's wife. it was a small town, so to her that was a big deal

[–]GMDev 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

Joseph I had no idea

Come on, you were working here.

[–]r0botdevil 183ポイント184ポイント  (9子コメント)

Tough, badass football player with shaved head, nicknamed "Iceman". Came to the reunion a skinny, long-haired hippy/yogi and sporting one of the happiest smiles I've ever seen. I like to think he finally figured out who he really was.

[–]khegiobridge 180ポイント181ポイント  (6子コメント)

Two guys died in Vietnam. Their absence was only noticed by me. Just sad.

[–]RobotUsername 719ポイント720ポイント  (15子コメント)

This guy was poor. Nice kid, but really poor. Only owned 2 shirts and 1 pair of pants. People always donated clothes to school to give to family. Dirty, needed groomed, overall looked homeless. You know how most kids are, mean about it, but he was cool.

Millionaire. Has started and sold quite a few businesses and is overall very successful. Invests in lots of real estate now.

[–]ADickFullOfAsses 3410ポイント3411ポイント  (405子コメント)

I honestly wouldn't know, as I was not invited. Nor was most of the class. The organizers (who also were the yearbook clique back in the day) sent out a few invites on facebook (which I don't have) and relied on word of mouth, from what I heard. No one that I still talk to went, or even knew about it. Turns out, only 50 of about 300 people actually got together. Hooray class of 2005. A shame, it would've been interesting.

EDIT: Unfortunately, this seems to be a popular theme these days. Seeing people over facebook isn't entirely the same as seeing them in person. So it goes. For the record, my high school is in a suburb of Buffalo, NY.

[–]vorpal_username 444ポイント445ポイント  (30子コメント)

Mine should have been this year (class of 2005) but I haven't heard anything about it. I wonder if this is what happened to me as well.

[–]Uncreative-Name 234ポイント235ポイント  (10子コメント)

Probably. My 10 year reunion was a few months ago. I didn't know about it until afterwards because it was a Facebook invite or something. I think they said only about 20 people went and it was a 700 person class.

[–]TraciTheRobot 577ポイント578ポイント  (23子コメント)

Sounds incredibly awkward

[–]DrakkoZW 932ポイント933ポイント  (18子コメント)

Judging by the people who organized it, it probably wasn't awkward. To them, that small group of "cool" people is all that mattered in highschool anyway.

[–]plessis204 1523ポイント1524ポイント  (66子コメント)

I graduated in '05. I randomly showed up to a bar one night a couple years ago, and to my surprise, I see a dozen people from my highschool in the back corner at a table. I go over and say hi to a couple people I knew and sat down. A couple of the girls at the table start looking at me sideways. Like a "WTF are you doing?" look. I asked if someone was sitting here, and they turn and say "No, but you didn't graduate with us."

There were literally 14 of ~300 grads showed up.

Edit- Yeah, sorry. For clarity, class of '03 had a reunion at a bar I was at and 14 of 300ish people showed up. Two of them left before I got there, but apparently I was the weird one for sitting down.

[–]A_kind_guy 807ポイント808ポイント  (40子コメント)

I don't understand this story, I think I'm either retarded or just reading it wrong... Can someone explain it to me?

[–]askyourmom469 720ポイント721ポイント  (16子コメント)

I could be wrong, but it sounds like they went to highschool together, but they weren't in the same graduating class.

[–]red0bread 70ポイント71ポイント  (2子コメント)

Took a second read through but I think I got a handle on it 1. plessis goes to bar and sees people from his old high school. About 14 of them. 2. They graduated in a different year then him. 3. He tries to hang with them because he knew them. 4. Some people at the table took the "reunion" too seriously since only ~14 people of a whole graduating class showed up

[–]gilligan0911 453ポイント454ポイント  (8子コメント)

One guy went from being an arrogant asshole to being a bald arrogant asshole

[–]RedditNmethodMan 266ポイント267ポイント  (12子コメント)

There was a guy in my class that was a big meathead and was known to be a huge bully and womanizer. He is now an easy-going artist that hugs everyone and has a very zen demeanor. At our 10 year reunion, he told me how excited he was to atone and let everyone know that he has changed. I thought it was incredibly touching and my respect for him is fully restored.

[–]arachnopussy 685ポイント686ポイント  (23子コメント)

Matthew. He was so small and... pasty. Made white bread look like toast and weighed ~100 pounds when I had last seen him. Barely stood 5'6". He had joined the army, and somebody gave him the Captain America Serum, and taught him how to sing/dance/play the guitar. When the 6'2" 230lb muscled model walked in, all the soccer moms gasped for air. When he picked up the guitar and started singing Garth Brooks songs (yes, my 10 year happened when Garth Brooks happened), their panties hit the floor. I still wonder if a country music star, killed, ate, and stole the identity of my little pasty friend.

[–]gibson_mel 153ポイント154ポイント  (6子コメント)

My money is on that guy hiring someone who had his face but was 8 inches taller and could play the guitar and sing.

[–]walden_ponderer 566ポイント567ポイント  (21子コメント)

One of the least attractive, least popular girls in my high school ended up as a soft porn model.

Another girl who was just "normal" but got kind of ignored a lot is now unbelievably hot and also a neurosergon.

We had another kid in our class who never spoke. As in, he said maybe five words the entirety of high school. He is now a highly respected trial attorney.

[–]zapsharon 515ポイント516ポイント  (21子コメント)

I used to pass notes to a guy in Algebra class... mostly song lyrics. I'd write a line pass it to him, he'd write a line, back and forth. He was a quiet kid and friends with some other friends of mine who were big into BMX bikes and skateboards. I took a bunch of photos of these guys for my photography class. At graduation he said he was heading to California to ride BMX. He never came to a reunion... he was too busy playing rhythm guitar in Guns N Roses as Izzy Straddlin.

[–]SouthernJeb 2614ポイント2615ポイント  (286子コメント)

There was the definite cases of "who is that fat person who ate my friend" but the most unreal thing at mine was the girl no one knew or remembered. Holy shit.

So we were a pretty close graduating class, everyone at least knew or remembered everyone else. Except this one girl, absolutely hammered, and no one knew her. She was so outrageous, that everyone came up to me asking if I hired an escort to be funny (which I had strongly considered doing, but couldnt find one that was 'cool' enough, and would recommend anyone else doing it if they can).

Anyways, this chick is all over every single guy there, hanging on 'em trying to dance (when there was no music and it was the cocktail hour), grinding on them in front of their wives (still no music, that was later). But she also knew everyones names and stories, like stories a best friend would know. But not a single person knew who she was. She was average looking not hot but not ugly. But when she slammed back about 10 tequila shots in a as many minutes and then proceeded to grope, manhandle, smoosh-smoosh every guy, it went to a whole new level of weird. Someone had brought an old yearbook, and sure enough the name she gave was in it, but no clubs/activities, she looked somewhat similar to the 10 year old pic to where it probably wasnt a party crasher or someones spouse just havin a laugh, and still not a single person who knew her.

She was amazing to watch, just the shear amount of IDGAF she exuded was hilarious. Then she threw up. on the dance floor. Stood up, kicked the vomit with her shoes and started dancing some more then ran to the bar for more beer. Last I saw, the old class pres was trying to get her to drink water as she was passed out in a chair with more puke in her hair, while mumbling about how happy she was she voted for the class pres ten years ago.

I can only imagine her thought process leading up to the reunion. She definitely made sure people knew her, except if you asked anyone there I guarantee you they still couldnt tell you her name. I left before she got cattle carted away. But if your looking for an example of who to be at our reunion, DEFINITELY BE HER. I guarantee you will have a blast and look back on it and giggle with the total amount of WTF you create.

edit for advice: If you see someone you had a crush on talk to them, chances are (ok I get it sorry for trying to pump up potential reunion attendees and give 'em confidence) maybe they had one on you too but teenage fear stymied it. I had a fair share of those encounters after high school was over and people got comfortable with themselves.

edit2 no. This isnt an "always sunny in Philadelphia" reference. This actually happened, but judging by the comments it closely resembles something from the show.

[–]Dankest_Of_MayMays 1355ポイント1356ポイント  (59子コメント)

My friend, who I didn't keep in touch with, left a boy and came back a girl.

[–]mawrtian 1018ポイント1019ポイント  (10子コメント)

I went to mine. I hate to burst anyone's bubble. But the assholes were still assholes and most people declined in their looks. No ugly duckling to swan stories but at least a few people that I simply did not recognize until told who they were because of weight gain, etc.

The tone of the evening was set when I walked in with a friend and the first thing out of the organizers mouth at the sign in table was "sorry to hear about your divorce" to my friend. We didn't even have our stupid name tags on yet when this was said.

I didn't go to my 15th or 20th yet I would probably go to my 25th.

[–]Lo452[🍰] 5354ポイント5355ポイント  (514子コメント)

My boyfriend went to his 10 year over the weekend. Saw this overly made up, rather unattractive woman he didn't know. Turned out to be one of his old football buddies... So, I'd say that was a very big transformation.

[–]Graynard[S] 3285ポイント3286ポイント  (155子コメント)

How did that conversation go?

[–]Lo452[🍰] 3706ポイント3707ポイント  (148子コメント)

Short and slightly awkward, but not bad.

[–]sparks1990 3570ポイント3571ポイント  (111子コメント)

How I imagine it:

"Sup"

"Wassup"

"So....you're a chick now...?

"Yep"

"...............still got your dick?"

"Yeah"

"Cool. Cool cool cool."

[–]Kevin_Uxbridge 1145ポイント1146ポイント  (61子コメント)

Not a reunion story, but I worked at a very straight-laced heavily mormon computer company, and one weekly meeting we couldn't help but notice that Brad was wearing earrings. And a brassiere. This was years before anybody even had a vocabulary for discussing what the hell Brad was up to, and nobody asked him a thing. One day somebody went with a 'she' to describe her so we all did, so a fairly smooth transition all told.

[–]fraggle-stick-car 835ポイント836ポイント  (27子コメント)

That...did not escalate at all. Props to your office.

[–]Sharky-PI 392ポイント393ポイント  (26子コメント)

"This is awkward. Nobody discuss it". Sounds like Mormons are quite like English people. I reckon you could turn up at the office on Monday having transmogrified into a dinosaur and people would be like "morning Jeff. Good weekend?"

[–]Kevin_Uxbridge 155ポイント156ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not gonna lie - it was awkward. But we all knew him and he was on the team, so now she's Brenda. The novelty of the situation wore off surprisingly fast.

[–]blizkin 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I went to my 10 year I noticed a few changes. The popular jocks were fat and bald. People hung out in the cliques like they did in high school. And this one dude who constantly combed his feathered hair while in class was completely bald. That poor bastard.

[–]OneBlueberry 2472ポイント2473ポイント  (142子コメント)

It's only been 5 years since I graduated and one of the girls in my class is a freaking rocket engineer. Working for nasa.

Like what. She used to cry about that douchebag she was dating. We did yoga in PE and talked about stupid highschool girl things.

And to think if I'd actually seriously applied myself It would have been possible for me too. good on her.

[–]Cesare_MA 908ポイント909ポイント  (120子コメント)

As a senior in high school, this thread is making me feel very weird about eventually having to grow up.

[–]DelbertDumbbutt 213ポイント214ポイント  (7子コメント)

A dude that I saw drop acid in class on multiple occasions had become a youth preacher. The girl voted best looking had become a chain-smoking drunk who had somehow aged 30 years in a decade. The goth girl that I would sometimes smoke weed and talk about John Waters movies with had become some kind of Stepford wife.

A lot of people seemed genuinely shocked that I hadn't been stabbed to death in a back alley somewhere. Never realized I had such a reputation in high school :S

[–]fragilestories 4376ポイント4377ポイント  (390子コメント)

One girl who sat next to me in english class in junior and senior year. Thick coke bottle glasses, a bird's nest of thick curly hair. She was always very nice and very smart, but super quiet and introverted.

I was an extroverted, outgoing jackass so I used to ask her to read parts when we studied shakespeare, invited her into my group for group projects and made her take speaking roles, that kind of thing. She was never really comfortable talking about herself and we never hung out outside of class, so I left school not knowing much about her except that she was smart, quick to grin at a joke, and had strong feelings about "The Crucible".

Ten years later, this gorgeous woman shows up to our reunion. Smoking hot redhead, sparkling blue eyes, built like a brick shithouse. That goofy teenage grin had turned into a confident, knowing smile. She knew how to dress and make herself up to emphasize her assets and minimize her flaws. She was jaw-droppingly stunning.

We talked for a good hour. She was just a late bloomer. I apologized for always volunteering her for public speaking and she said it was one of the things that made her start to confront her shyness. She ended up going to an ivy league school and became a journalist, of all things.

We still chat from time to time.

Edit: no, we didn't bang. I was happily engaged by my 10 year reunion and well settled into my career. She lived in Africa on assignment from a wire service. We were in very different places in our lives and I was and am happy to count her as a friend.

Edit2: brick shithouse, slang for a stacked hourglass figure on a woman.

[–]cespes 1947ポイント1948ポイント  (221子コメント)

built like a brick shithouse

Wut

[–]MattyCraney 1398ポイント1399ポイント  (159子コメント)

Yeah I don't get it, I've only ever heard that phrase to describe someone who is huge, which doesn't seem to match the description.

[–]whisperingmoon 2152ポイント2153ポイント  (51子コメント)

eh-hem

SHE'S A BRICK --- HOUSE

SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY

JUST LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT

SHE'S A BRICK--- HOUSE

SHE'S THE ONE, THE ONLY ONE

SHE'S BUILT LIKE AN AMAZON

[–]KaraBarra 974ポイント975ポイント  (92子コメント)

Putting the phrase "built like a brick shithouse" in google yields two definitions:

  1. (of a person) having a very solid physique.

  2. (of a woman) having a very attractive figure.

[–]AusCan531 85ポイント86ポイント  (7子コメント)

Sorta the opposite at my 20 year reunion. John said: "Well, I still have the same job I started in high school at the same place, still live in the same house, painted the gutters though!"

[–]astrorican 217ポイント218ポイント  (25子コメント)

I didnt go to mine, but i have to share "my story"... For some reason the "popular" kids were the ones in charge of planning it and they invited all of their friends but no one else... then they posted pictures of the "reunion" which was really just a "hs popular kid get together"... me like a lot of others never got an invite or anything, but because of FB we saw it happened.

[–]Mackntish 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

Definitely the smelly kid. He wasn't actually smelly, but the routine beatings and teasing definitely took the toll on this guy. He was just...non-functionally weird.

He apparently blossomed in college and ended up in law school. He became a lawyer for abused women, doing orders of protection and whatnot. He said his motivation was to stand up to bullies, so that no one had to endure what he did.

The next year I got laid off due to budget cuts and opened up my own law firm, which failed. My life's back to being in the shitter, but the reunion stands out as my high water mark.

[–]nobody76 80ポイント81ポイント  (3子コメント)

My husband and I went to the same high school but met years later. He was the football player all the girls wanted in bed and all the guys wanted to be with. I was the one people threw against lockers and treated like trash. When my reunion came around, one of the girls I had kept in contact with asked me to help with the website, so I said what the hell. When we showed up, quite a few people asked why he was there. He had graduated 2 years earlier. He said he was with his wife and just and took his seat. I walked in and took a seat as they were thanking those who helped with the reunion. When they announced my name, people looked around slightly confused. I stood, like the others and you could hear a pin drop. Apparently I changed quite a bit in that ten years. My husband raised his glass and smiled again. It was awesome.

[–]PhilliamTheCat 1500ポイント1501ポイント  (106子コメント)

Not 10 but 5.

This kid that everyone made a scapegoat in high school is LOADED. He was the kid that certain groups would pretend to be friends with and then do something horrible to him as a "joke" like depantsing him in front of the whole lunch room or teasing him about his small dick till he cried (not sure if he actually had one or not just high school assholes being assholes)

Turns out that he won some sort of contest/scholarship thing for this space engineering idea and ended up going to school in California for free. I guess he worked super hard and was able to graduate a year early and now is just like rich as fuck working for some sort of space engineering thing that works closely with NASA.

It was funny listening to all the people who use to make fun of him just listen to his life story with their mouths hanging wide open. He has no debt, owns a beautiful home in California and another "cabin" home in our home state (MN), drives beautiful cars, hangs out with beautiful people. All at the ripe age of 24. You could practically smell the jealousy. Plus he brought his smoking hot gf.

It made me so happy for him :)

[–]goinnutshere 182ポイント183ポイント  (23子コメント)

That's awesome.

When the bullied kid channels that pain/suffering/anguish into a kick-ass "I'll show you guys" momentum.. it's inspiring. :)

[–]MrSkimMilk 1267ポイント1268ポイント  (33子コメント)

I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I had a hell of a transformation. In school I was fat, nerdy, awkward weirdo that was too oblivious to pick up on social cues. Since school I lost a lot of weight, grew into myself more and gained a lot of confidence. At the 10 year reunion, nearly everyone else gained a lot of weight so I definitely stood out. It was interesting because my frame of reference of myself was yesterday while their's was 10 years ago, if that makes sense. It was surreal, honestly. It really made me reflect on every mile I ran, every weight I lifted and every cookie I put down.

I ended up getting stoned in the kitchen of the bar with former goth weirdo, former star basketball player and some former burnout/hippie. I didn't really know any of them before. It was a really fun time.

[–]kilroywashere1968 1324ポイント1325ポイント  (7子コメント)

are you sure you weren't just part of some strange rendition of the Breakfast Club?

[–]buzzbros2002 180ポイント181ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pass the joint to the former prom queen and you have the sequel to The Breakfast Club.

[–]godless-life 701ポイント702ポイント  (136子コメント)

It's surprising how many of the ridiculously smart girls (we had a lot of them!) got pregnant not 2 years out of high school, dropped out of university, and now have 2+ kids, no higher education and are totally stuck in their boring ass lives.

Some of the "slow learners" actually made it through uni or vocational school and have bright careers, only because they got their shit together.

From the guys, beer bellies and bald spots everywhere! Shocking how many went totally out of shape.