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[–]danishcraft 341ポイント342ポイント  (28子コメント)

I think all blacks should be 100% equal to whites.

I'm a pretty shitty graphics artist...

[–]drain65 189ポイント190ポイント  (10子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/722NPHs.jpg

[–]wiiya 148ポイント149ポイント  (6子コメント)

At first I thought that painting would be funnier if it were all black and didn't have all those white specks all over it. Then I realized I just needed to clean my monitor.

[–]Its7up 37ポイント38ポイント  (3子コメント)

What is this white stuff on my monitor?!

[–]speaksthetruthalways 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/QhcRIHt.jpg

[–]juglaz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Such a rich black!

[–]star_witness 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"What the fuck is this?"

"Oh, it figures that you wouldn't like it... racist"

[–]speaksthetruthalways 31ポイント32ポイント  (12子コメント)

#BlackColorsMatter

[–]cshultz02 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tswift dishing it out

[–]Sanity_prevails 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

#HashTagsMatter

[–]Come_To_r_Polandball 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

#HashBrownsAreGood

[–]Oreosmooshy 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Also #AllDayHashBrownsIn3Weeks!

[–]LandMineHare 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

#McDonaldsServesBreakfastAllDayStartingOctoberSixth

[–]angry_dave 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was totally going to go murder a black person today just because, but then Twitter taught me that would be wrong! I'm so glad the world has such effective means of protest

[–]ScramblesTD 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha, she fucking got him.

[–]FriedChicken 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this allowed on reddit?

[–]KeyVapours 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, they're a lot more RGB heavy than us guys. I'm so pale i'm close to 0,0,0.

[–]call_me_watson 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

That'd be 255,255,255. 0,0,0 is black.

Source: I am a graphics designer.

[–]KeyVapours 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am also a designer, I don't know why I got it wrong. You're right.

So not only does whitey round up thousands of Africans for the slave trade, we're using up all the red, green and blue too?

Who are the real savages?

[–]mleczko 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, they shouldn't.

[–]cosmicblob 249ポイント250ポイント  (50子コメント)

FYI, black is 100% K, which is just black. Rich black is 100% K, plus 100% CMY (cyan, magenta, yellow), making a thicker black man to go deeper in your wife while you watch.

[–]biggmclargehuge 122ポイント123ポイント  (12子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/y9xH3TN.gif

[–]speaksthetruthalways 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/yOw464J.jpg

[–]siccoblue 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

https://i.imgur.com/i0mWtKu.gifv

[–]monsto 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a lovely fambly.

[–]foxsix 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol that kid on the right

Really though anyone still getting butthurt over interracial dating needs to get over it, we're not in the 70s anymore

[–]BeastFormal 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

/r/retiredgif

[–]skeeterldr2004 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm pretty sure this one's been retired, but not a bad nomination.

[–]StoneyDcrew 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I thought gifs can be retired a few times

[–]SpunkyLM 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

That really defeats the point though, doesn't it?

[–]Osiris32 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ask Cher.

[–]ErraticDragon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody stops using them after they've been retired, so it seems reasonable to me that they can be retired multiple times.

[–]GoldenHairedGod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really though because Will Smith is definitely Rich Black.

[–]Fuzzymuscles 30ポイント31ポイント  (10子コメント)

Um, I understand that this was a joke, but rich black is typically 50% of CMY and 100% K. There are many variations, with I think 75% Cyan, 68% Magenta, 67% Yellow and 90% Black being the next most well known because that's what photoshop uses as "black" when in CMYK mode, but 100% each of CMYK is not at all common as that amount of ink would cause drying problems on the press and thus increased chance of scuffing.

Edit: In other words, what /u/sibane said.

[–]selfplex 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

Correctamundo. Long time prepress guy here. You'd never have 400% ink. It would not dry before smearing onto the next sheet, and is not necessary. Funny thing is that with some new toner-based or "electro-ink" type digital presses, rick black actually looks fucked up because the other color show through, so 100K is actually as black as it gets.

[–]angry_dave 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe Rick Black thinks you look fucked up, ever think about that? Ever think about how Rick feels?

[–]Fuzzymuscles 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, and if you don't need to use process for a picture or something it's usually just easier to use jet black or some other dense black ink.

I'm redditing at work where I do the prepress for wine labels on a couple of flexographic pressure sensitive label presses.

[–]BMWbill 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe we should tell them that another name for white is 0% black.

(I think that originated from some bug with Quark 1? I forget exactly why we used to be taught to use 0%k rather than 100% white.)

[–]lithodora 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That color 400% is called Registration in Adobe products and is not for printing.

[–]the_number_2 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I use a mix of 60C 40M 40Y 1000K for rich black. The advice I heard was not to exceed a total of 300%.

[–]nbik 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Depends really, on newspaper you don't want to exceed 220-270% depending on the paper used, but keeping it under 300 is a safe bet for most paper. If it needs to be any less, the printing company generally limits it or lets you know.

[–]the_number_2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I work in the industry as a designer and have a good amount of time in a smaller print shop, but we used fancy laser machines and 1/2 color presses. Usually when dealing with 4 color presses that we sent out it was for stuff on heavier stock (postcards and the like). I don't recall ever sending anything to a web press or lighter newsprint except maybe multiple-part forms, which generally don't have much coverage or color anyway.

[–]BMWbill 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

technically that rich black you just mentioned is only the default for SWOP v2 CMYK which is the old standard CMYK profile/colorspace for web presses. Note the colors add up to exactly 300 ink density which is the DMAX for SWOP printing.

[–]SgtBaxter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah we use 60,40,40,100 for rich black on our presses. All depends on the press profiles.

[–]sibane 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

To be precise, that particular mix is registration black. As in only for use in registration marks. It's too much ink for anything else.

[–]Emojoan 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

To be precise, that particular mix is registration black. As in only for use in registration marks. It's too much ink for anything else.

Actually, registration marks use "registration black" because they appear on all films to make registration, meaning aligning all films for plate-making and printing, easier.

That's why registration marks are thin lines. Otherwise you run the risk of ending up with a huge mess in your hands that's what she said.

[–]Fuzzymuscles 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

This clarifies /u/sibane's point, but that "actually" makes it sound like you're trying to correct it.

[–]Emojoan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually, it makes me sound like a know-it-all asshole (which even though there's irrefutable proof to the contrary, I certainly like to believe I am), and upon re-reading I should have been addressing cosmicblob instead of sibane's post.

You should contact your printer beforehand to ask them what percentages they use for rich black to ensure you don't end up, in technical terms, fucking shit up.

Here's some more info on rich black production:

[–]nbik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think what he meant was that registration black is 100% on all 4 colors. (So on every sheet you clearly see the cutting marks etc)

[–]Bruce_Wayne_AMA 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm a fan of C-60 M-40 Y-40 K-100, myself.

[–]51314a36596e427a656b 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also called African-American black, which is the politically correct term.

[–]dcux 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seems a bit much. Anything over 140-160% total can be a serious drying concern. I tend to go for CMY (60) K (100), with variations in the CMY balance depending on if I'm looking for cool/warm/accounting for paper color. That will provide plenty rich blacks and not waste ink or cause other problems.

As always, consult with and work with your printer for the best results.

[–]Bruce_Wayne_AMA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is very true. The plant we use for most printing requests that formula (60,40,40,100) which is why I use it a lot.

[–]BMWbill 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That is not a good color to use if you are going to lay white sefir type over your rich black. If you just use 100k 40C you only have one extra plate to worry about getting out of register.

[–]Bruce_Wayne_AMA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, yeah, I'm aware of this. One of the plants we use for a lot of our printing requests this combination for rich black. I always change it up depending on the situation. But thanks for the info.

[–]peppercorns666 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was told 100%K and 40%Cyan

[–]BMWbill 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's all you need really, for most offset presses and sheetfed presses. I've been using just a 40% kicker of cyan for almost 30 years now. The only problem with it is if you have to fade that heavy black with a gradient, as at that point it turns into deep navy blue.

[–]kingssman 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought a Rich black was having a harem with the other colors including asian

[–]stale_burrito 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My graphic artist wife laughed so hard at that she almost peed.

[–]zoidd 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

Rich black is 100% K, plus 100% CMY (cyan, magenta, yellow)

no it's not. that would turn your paper into liquid.

[–]pelvicmomentum -2ポイント-1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Those are colors, not printer ink.

[–]zoidd 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

and you print colours. if you printed his rich black values, it would fuck up.

[–]warmwhiskey 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or other percentages of CMYK.

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    [–]Creep3rkill3r 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nice try, Louis CK

    [–]JaiOhBe 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    T is for time to leave, richers!

    [–]neurofluxation 38ポイント39ポイント  (15子コメント)

    Everybody's racist

    [–]Temp58008 14ポイント15ポイント  (8子コメント)

    That was hilarious!

    [–]neurofluxation 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

    You'll probably like his Proper Tea as well

    [–]Doctursea 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Thanks the most English thing I've seen yet

    [–]GodlessPerson 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    They beep at motherfucking but not at bitch...

    [–]neurofluxation 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well that's more correct than vice-versa isn't it... :/

    [–]TarBarrel -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The fuck this cunt thinks he says - calling a FUCKING TEA-BAG "TEA" SWILL a "Proper tea"

    [–]F0sh -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Great piece but he's wrong of course. Milk in first!

    [–]neurofluxation 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hah, inciting a riot. No. That's not right. Just pop over to /r/britishproblems and they'll tell you.

    [–]speaksthetruthalways 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

    http://i.imgur.com/ZL55Lgl.png

    [–]Jimbo727 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's quite funny that the actual screenshot/picture is saying the opposite.

    [–]JazzinZerg 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    http://i.imgur.com/byFKNGs.jpg

    [–]wilcore89 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    what episode is this from?

    [–]GroovingPict 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Doc Brown sure doesnt look like I remember him from when I was little.

    [–]QuickStopRandal 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This must be how they make sitcoms about black people...

    [–]OnSnowWhiteWings 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What happens when you display blacks accurately?

    [–]mewantcookie83 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Someone breaks in your house and steals your monitor.

    [–]Ninja_Raccoon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Illustrator displays objects that are 100% black ink as a really dark charcoal gray on the monitor whilst displaying "rich black," which is a combination of all the inks in addition to 100% black ink as black on the screen (or the darkest the monitor can show.)

    [–]OriginalStomper 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Adobe Illustrator is actually a New Zealand Rugby fan.

    [–]geniusaurus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So that's why they charge you guys twice as much to use it.

    [–]Saussiche 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No, you're the racist. you checked the racist option.

    [–]Rjaultman 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Hey that's better than crushing the blacks...

    [–]scarfdontstrangleme 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "That's not racist, that's a colour correction term!"

    [–]bytor_2112 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    this is the term I've heard before

    [–]zorton213 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    http://i.imgur.com/pIRfm37.jpg

    [–]SassyMoron 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    And who is Rich Black?

    [–]hedinc 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No, just you OP...

    [–]eiendots 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The MTV setting.

    [–]ohmic12 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Well the all blacks are the name of our national rugby team so........

    [–]tobiman 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    are they poor?

    [–]Xenc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They're from New Zealand

    [–]Benutzeraccount 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jah4z/thats_messed_up_adobe_illustrator/

    [–]Brewe 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So saying that not all black are rich is racist?

    [–]Jezzabeanz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No but tied in with "Display all blacks accurately" it could be.

    [–]user64x 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Do they have "Display All Yellow As Rich Yellow" too?

    [–]risingstars 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Ironically, this is something people would probably riot over, if al Sharpton hasn't already condemned Adobe.

    [–]robinthehood 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    MTV has the same settings.

    [–]beansandbigs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    dumb de dumb dumb dumb.

    [–]mrcleanup 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Which is the racist option? Not letting all blacks be rich, or not pretending all blacks are rich?

    [–]recebunch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    then After effects, lightroom and all black software's are racist lol

    [–]PM_ME_IF_YOU_NASTY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No... that's ignorant.

    [–]I_AM_ALWAYS_ANGRY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can someone make a picture comparing how the different settings affect the picture? wink

    [–]anoneko 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    More like realist because let's be honest, computers can't lie. Same with the infamous google photo recognition.

    [–]discounteggroll 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think martha said it best. "I forgot the term for that, it's not african american rich...it'll come to me"

    [–]thiosk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No, the "articulate black" setting is the racist one.

    [–]SOBETsunami 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Crush the blacks, raise the whites?

    [–]crusheds89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

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    [–]grunglebear 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ain't racist if it's true.

    [–]Waveseeker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Accurately."

    [–]probablyNOTtomclancy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Everyone shows up looking like Oprah

    [–]asp7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    fo shizzle

    [–]paintwhore 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you know one black person who is not rich, you prove this to be not racist, but factual.

    [–]brainchasm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's not racist, it's Affirmative Action

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      [–]CrypticCube 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Why are you on Reddit at work, asshole?

      [–]LaLongueCarabine 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Get to work

      [–]CaliburS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Don't tell me what to do m8! Actually, yeah.. I should get back to work. Sorry m8

      [–]Clamlon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Didn't expected to /r/funny to be funny

      Or maybe is that i have shit taste.

      [–]PointsatTeenagers 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Never trust a full black, OP. If you want your design to be good, go with a 90% black at the most.

      [–]dyer346 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Dave Chapelle did it first.

      [–]mleczko -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Being accurate is not racist.

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        [–]jennfrog 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Strange question. You teach design and JUST discovered this? I'm not sure how that's even possible. Unless you e never worked print design.

        [–]dno_bot -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

        As a graphic designer, this is not funny., you just sound ignorant.

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          [–]wggn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          That site's racist.

          [–]StealYourFace83 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Aren't we supposed to be talking about Adobe Creative Cloud?

          [–]RomeoDog3d -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Tv shows often make sure their blacks are rich.

          [–]Catdaddypanther97 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Praise jebus

          [–]sirnorthcountry -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Nah. Just very unrealistic.

          [–]OkComments -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Ok

          [–]AKSasquatch -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Use the word black, you're racist. Think about how not far from the truth that it.