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[–]jizzinmyeye 1464ポイント1465ポイント  (72子コメント)

Stop fucking around posing for photos and stack the damn shelves!

[–]inajeep 264ポイント265ポイント  (44子コメント)

Just the lower ones right? Although her little stool would be cute too but don't want /r/OSHA involved.

[–]RockinTheKevbot 55ポイント56ポイント  (3子コメント)

OSHA code 1926.501c "Any personnel under the age of 8 working at a height of 2 feet or higher from the ground is required to wear a proper fall restraint system"

[–]FlavorfulCondomints 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The photo is taken at a Japanese 7-11 so OSHA doesn't have jurisdiction.

[–]Samhein 351ポイント352ポイント  (37子コメント)

UN DAY YO!

[–]determinedheart 216ポイント217ポイント  (17子コメント)

[–]imstillanoob 82ポイント83ポイント  (4子コメント)

This made me %1000 happier, thanks I kinda needed it

[–]Bohnanza 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

This made me %1000 happier

That's why she has 100000+ subscribers

[–]determinedheart 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, glad it did! Hope your day gets better! :)

[–]N-G 45ポイント46ポイント  (4子コメント)

So adorable! Reminded me of this gem!

[–]MrBubbles482 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Argh this is the cutest thing in the wooorld. Wonder what she was trying to say at the end, lol.

[–]xchino 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She said #$^@#^#&$%@~~~~, didn't you read the subtitles?

[–]BKLounge 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love the cut right before the spill at :18, and the cackle at :24 is hilarious. aheyeehehehe

[–]NiggyWiggyWoo 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dear god, that's fucking adorable.

[–]nicheweird 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

My favorite child on the planet

[–]CR2K15 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get outta here ice cream, cookies, and swimming kidnapper.

[–]supercharged0708 11ポイント12ポイント  (13子コメント)

What does that mean or what are you referring to?

[–]shutmouth 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It sorta means you can't do that in korean

[–]SryAboutAllThatCancr 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me say Daaay-yo... Daylight come and me wan' go home.

[–]tehreal 267ポイント268ポイント  (41子コメント)

They're so cute in their larval stage :3

[–]0therworldly 86ポイント87ポイント  (36子コメント)

Please, please describe this emoticon to me. I'm mothafuckin 28 and have probably seen it 10,000 times in my life but still don't know what I'm looking at.

[–]vagarp 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's looks like a Ballchinian.

[–]Getzageddon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

the curve of the 3 is meant to simulate the cleft upper lip of a cat, like so

[–]giantspeck 345ポイント346ポイント  (55子コメント)

She looks like a porcelain doll.

[–]Ganon_Cubana 14ポイント15ポイント  (21子コメント)

I've got an app that sets my phone wallpaper to a random picture from a few subs. This was the one it choose when I woke up, creeped me out because of the doll look.

[–]cockatielbaby 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

Wow what app?

[–]Ganon_Cubana 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

Auto wallpaper. You can tell it what subs you want it to choose from, or select some preset lists. Mine changes ever couple of hours.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.autowallpaper.free

Edit: Sounds like the app is down. Sorry guys.

[–]lagonal 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

"We're sorry, the requested URL was not found on this server."

Shame cause I really wanted something like this

[–]Ganon_Cubana 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Huh, I copied to clipboard from the share button. The dev is Kenrick Rilee. Also try opening the link in your browser, Bacon reader gives me the server problem. If I open it in a browser it works fine

[–]lagonal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Might not be available in Canada...still weird lol

[–]dalious 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Do you have it set to subs like r/creepy, r/nosleep & r/wtf ?

[–]Ganon_Cubana 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

...no lol. Just Aww, earthporn, and spaceporn

[–]Bananawamajama 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK, so its just an app that downloads random porn every once in a while. Cool.

[–]Ur_Average_Redditor 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm curious as to what app that is? (Not to sound mean or anything. Genuinely curious)

[–]Ganon_Cubana 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

Auto wallpaper. You can tell it what subs you want it to choose from, or select some preset lists. Mine changes ever couple of hours.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.autowallpaper.free

[–]LvL99OnionKnight 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think your link is broken I can't find it, who is the developer?

[–]Ganon_Cubana 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Huh, I copied to clipboard from the share button. The dev is Kenrick Rilee and here's another copy

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.autowallpaper.free

Stealth edit: opening that in Bacon reader gives me the server problem. If I open it in a browser it works fine

[–]scontra788 192ポイント193ポイント  (20子コメント)

Proof Asian people don't age.

[–]kingofvodka 255ポイント256ポイント  (14子コメント)

She's actually 38

[–]al6667 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Which of course requires an amendment to the book of human sexuality. A weird amendment.

[–]TomBomb-omb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stupid sexy amendments.

[–]ohchristworld 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

That nice. NOW BACK TO WORK!

[–]Ranger_X 87ポイント88ポイント  (20子コメント)

Asian toddlers with their bowl cuts are fucking adorable

[–]humesrevenge 101ポイント102ポイント  (14子コメント)

im pretty sure asian toddlers are objectively the cutest in the universe

[–]Jesus390 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

They are the master race and one day they will annihilate the lessers

[–]PanzerKpfwVI 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

Remember what happened the last time someone said that?

[–]iswinterstillcoming 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Japan became the second largest economy in the world until 2011 and made giant death robots?

[–]thewinemarket 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

as a caucasian though, i agree with this. asian babies are just far more adorable than anything the west has created in the last thousand years.

[–]Wowza-yowza 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Godzilla is coming! Stocking up!

[–]icecreammachine 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

Lots of Asians say that about white kids.

[–]bungsana 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah, white kids look like victorian dolls, and black kids are adorable cause they have nice shaped heads and huge eyes.

a hapa kid is the probably the cutest though. i say this as my est asian wife and i (also east asian) are about to have our first...

[–]dyingfast 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

People like whatever seems exotic and unusual.

[–]jmlinden7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asians think half Asian/half white babies are the cutest

[–]squat_bench_press 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

can confirm - just spent an hour youtubing cute asian babys

[–]oldwoodenship 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mike Wazowski!

[–]incons1stent 78ポイント79ポイント  (3子コメント)

She's just trying to find Stitch to complete her 'ohana.

[–]WTF_SilverChair 140ポイント141ポイント  (22子コメント)

"It's a tuwnkey opewation, weawy. 7-Eweven handews the wogistics, I hiew peopew I can twust to do the job, and bing bang boom: paycheck. Do you know how many ring pops I could buy with last week's net?"

Edit: Fucking Ring Pops™ must be represented in their trademarked language. Bitches.

[–]Bulbasaurlikesbacon 15ポイント16ポイント  (13子コメント)

What the fuck

[–]ferlessleedr 83ポイント84ポイント  (11子コメント)

It's how little kids talk because they're still learning the fine motor control skills to make sounds like "ell" and "arr", but this kid is explaining what it's like to own a 7-11 franchise. Which isn't something you would expect a small kid to explain, so it's funny because of the absurdity of the juxtaposition.

[–]frozenmango 43ポイント44ポイント  (6子コメント)

I was going to say you're going too in depth, but SilverChair really wrote a clever comment. It also switches to more adult speech after 'paycheck, ' symbolizing the loss of innocence associated with entering the money dominated working world. Root of all evil and all that crap.

[–]chief_running_joke 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

It also switches to more adult speech after 'paycheck, ' symbolizing the loss of innocence associated with entering the money dominated working world. Root of all evil and all that crap.

I'm pretty sure he just got lazy at the end.

[–]Fresh_C 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, you just missed the blatant symbolism connecting the little girl to the trials of Jesus in purgatory.

[–]Doomhammered 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

No no it's symbolic of how money corrupts adult lives. I'm 500% sure it wasn't because he got lazy

[–]NachoNerd 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

7/11 was a part time jub!

[–]IAmCacao 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

employed by the ilewminarty

[–]RelentlessMonk 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cradle to the graveyard shift

[–]savemejebus0 38ポイント39ポイント  (8子コメント)

Well at least she is in public this time and not being used by her teacher to score internet points.

[–]boredatworkinSK 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yea and I'm sure her mother might be standing next to her or nearby. No witch hunt necessary here. Carry on, everyone.

[–]boomhaeur 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the smiling woman at the cash desk looking over is either mom, or a close relative.

[–]ThatDidntJustHappen 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

No witch hunt was necessary on the other threads either.

[–]boredatworkinSK 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't mean it in the "let's find out who OP is and destroy him/her" but in the "let's all make it apparent that OP is probably doing something very stupid" sense. I was part of it. I know how sensitive the issue of taking pictures of people in Asia without consent is, especially children.

[–]DemonRaptor1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Link to that? Must have missed it.

[–]CompMolNeuro 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

[–]NarcolepticMan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's too young to have given up on life!

[–]Anadrex 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

15 years from now she will run this store and many others like it. When asked from other store owners how she did it...this will be her reply

"You merely adopted the idea. I was born in it, molded by it."

                                          Future 7 - 11 girl 

[–]brandnewlady 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]BiblioPhil 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wouldn't necessarily agree if I didn't just start seeing ads for 7/11 all over the NYC subways. However, it's pretty clear that 7/11 is in the middle of an ad campaign, so I'm not surprised to see it on the front page of reddit.

[–]SAWHORSEFISHTAPE 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ive been taking the DC metro (second highest ridership) to work the past two weeks and haven't seen any 711 ads in DC or Baltimore. I want to believe that this is real and her mom stitched her a 711 shirt but who knows. Its cute though!

[–]sicaxav 13ポイント14ポイント  (9子コメント)

Something about her eyes makes me a bit uncomfortable...

[–]Homozygote 20ポイント21ポイント  (6子コメント)

The epicanthic fold? You racist.

[–]sicaxav 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

The pupils. I'm Asian myself, don't you call me a racist

[–]Homozygote 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just kidding... Probably not the wisest joke in hindsight. I just learned about the epicanthus a few weeks ago and have been noticing it everywhere.

[–]brickmack 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why are asian kids so adorable?

[–]webbasica 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Child labor never looked so damn cute

[–]taicapzen 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is one cute little girl.

[–]CannedEther 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've watched too many scary movies to know that if I saw this little girl in my room in the middle of the night, bad shit's gonna happen.

[–]Jesus390 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah some shits gonna happen, im calling fucking child services. Im not getting a fucking kidnapping pinned on me because this lil doll looking bitch broke into my house.

[–]gryto 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That porcelain doll looks almost real

[–]xin05 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

AH FUCK HOW CUTE.

[–]what-s_in_a_username 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair she's look cute even if dressed as Hitler.

[–]Sardorim 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're lowering recruitment age?

[–]marktx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now I want a 7/11 shirt..

[–]eli5myshowerthoughts 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You win OP! This is the cutest kid that I've ever seen! What a great start to a great day!

[–]craylash 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can see this working alright in /r/AdviceAnimals

[–]ComplicatePrimate 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's so cute she's not even taller than a large slurpee cup

[–]Studdish 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, the school drop outs are getting younger and younger.

[–]richardocabeza 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is child labor aww?

[–]NSilverguy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that constitutes child labor...

[–]Sassamaphone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll take a pack of Marlboro reds, hurry the fuck up

[–]Keyann 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Child labor jokes incoming...

[–]RedNowGrey 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have!

[–]ElVeritas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn that's the nicest looking 7/11 I've ever seen.

[–]srmarmalade 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's actually 25 years old.

[–]OzzyGeelv99 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

'Hurry up and buy!'

[–]Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok I'm positive she is still too small to ring up my slurpee and condom purchases. Don't we have child labor laws?

[–]MonkeysBowling 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She'll look roughly the same at 80.

[–]Stimonk 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a little human.

[–]DaMan11 5ポイント6ポイント  (24子コメント)

Hong Kong? Seems like Hong Kong to me.

[–]GoombaSquisher 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

Taiwan, I believe. I'm quite familiar with those uniforms and products.

[–]mizuromo 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yup. I was recently in Taiwan and all those products match Taiwan 7/11 products perfectly. Only in Taiwan do they have those big containers of Yang Le Duo.

[–]bongdropper 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely looks like a taiwan 7-11 to me.

[–]PlasterGiotto 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm pretty sure it's Taiwan. The products look the same as the ones on the shelves of my local 7-11, and one of my kindergarten students took part in a similar 7-11 activity.

[–]babywrabbit 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same here. Taiwanese 7-11s all have a thing where you can bring your kindergarten class over, let them dress up in uniforms and stock shelves or run the register. When they finish, they usually get a cheap drink (Yakult) and a little toy. My class has done this many times. Kids have fun, and 7-11 gets cheap labor and great publicity! (Though some of the kids can't count yet, I guess that's what you get when you pay in 多多)

[–]tobuistheshit 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Obligatory link.

illuminati music

[–]anothergaijin 8ポイント9ポイント  (15子コメント)

It's not Japan - they don't have bottles of milk like that, and the register setup is all wrong.

[–]KuroiMitsukai 15ポイント16ポイント  (11子コメント)

^ This gaijin is correct. God I miss Japanese 7-11 and Family Mart now.

[–]Lord_Meowington 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

Don't forget Lawson!

[–]Amur_Tiger_Hamburger 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Lawson had great uniforms, but IMO they're not one of the better ones product-wise.

In the opinion of myself and some gaijin friends, the conbini power rankings are:

  • 1 - Daily Yamazaki
  • 2 - Family Mart
  • 3 - 7-11
  • 4 - Lawson
  • 5 - Circle K

[–]marukun24 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Solid list, Japanese approved

[–]kingofvodka 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Free cash withdrawal at 7-11 tho. Also that dirt cheap filter coffee.

[–]corgi_sloot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same Japan is the shit.

[–]anothergaijin 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Famichiki is the best

[–]KuroiMitsukai 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Famichiki was my shit during a night of drinking. Lastly to end up at CoCo's to round out the night.

[–]chatsubo20 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is in fact, Taiwan.

[–]I_dunno1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cutest kid ever!

[–]ascot_gavotte 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

did they make a little 7/11 shirt for her? it looks like she is the daughter of the woman looking on in the background. anyway, cute.

[–]ur1336 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

yes, probably a family owned operation and Mom and Dad are there all day so the kid is going to be there. Kid likes to have their own uniform to be like Mom and Dad and will "help". Actually I went to a pharmacy in Bangkok once and they had a little girl about 4 or 5 with her own little white lab coat, standing on a stool and she gave the change.

Super cute, learning math. The kids are around not for labor but for the parents to keep an eye on while they work.

[–]iamkmac 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes me miss Japanese Conbinis

[–]nobufalo6 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been in Thailand three weeks now and I've definitely noticed its take your kid to work day, everyday

[–]CatButtForYou 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Asian babies are the cutest. I should know, since I was one.