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[–]catharticwhoosh 474ポイント475ポイント  (41子コメント)

Driving speeds that are suitable to road and traffic conditions.

[–]StickyGoodness 92ポイント93ポイント  (24子コメント)

In San Antonio on loop 1604 they have sensoring speed signs, as in it use radar or something to observe traffic and adjust the limit, al beit maximum 70, but its something

[–]TylerDurdenisreal 40ポイント41ポイント  (4子コメント)

I hope more areas in the US get this within the next 15 years. That's pretty cool. Expensive and probably a bitch to install, but cool.

[–]Vindicator9000 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

They had variable speed limits on the I-270 loop in St. Louis for a few years, but it seems like they always stayed at 60mph. Even on a completely empty 8 lane interstate at 1am... 60mph.

I never drove that way during rush hour, but I imagine they lowered them during congestion. It seems like it would have been more useful to raise the limits when the road is empty.

Anyway, they're gone now, and the limit pretty much 60 all long 270. Apparently people hated them... probably because they were set at fucking 60mph all the time.

[–]dpanic27 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

They would change the speed onthose signs when I-270 was congested ahead. The issue people had was that they didn't work to keep traffic flowing because they would be set at 60 while everyone was driving 70+. Then they would say oh it is congested ahead lets lower the speed to 50, but everyone continuedbto drive the same speed. There was also a small issue with people not trusting that the speed wouldn't change after they passed a sign and they would get a ticket for driving 65 in a 50 when they thought they were driving 65 in a 60.

[–]vulturetrainer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

We have these signs on I-5 in Seattle and I never thought about what would happen if the speed changed after you passed them...that said they have them often enough you couldn't get very far before seeing a new speed limit sign.

In my experience, it often gets down to 30mph during congestion and it doesn't make it move any better.

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    [–]skimbro [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    There was something about the legality, people were claiming it was illegal and unfair that the speed could be altered, and there was no law or ordinance on the books to address this, and it would've been a fair bit of trouble to address this, so they just removed them. I really did like the concept of these signs, but they never were fully executed.

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      [–]canniballibrarian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      NJ turnpike does too

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        [–]THROWINCONDOMSATSLUT 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Highest speed limit I've ever seen was 80 mph in Utah on I-70. As soon as you cross over the Utah-Colorado border, the limit drops to 75 mph. It's a straight road with minimal traffic. I don't see the issue with keeping it at 80 mph.

        [–]duderex88 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Same thing with I10 on the west side of San Antonio it's 80 in a hilly place. Then you get to new Mexico and it is straight no hills and 70 to 75.

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          [–]Miniappolis [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

          Road is 90, everyone is doing 100 and could be doing 120. Why is it lower? Because some idiots can't drive properly and we "need" to cater for them.

          Seriously, I'm looking at you Mr 90 in the right lane...

          [–]Jramey97 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

          If conditions are actually dangerous to drive in, you can actually get reckless. It's like a cop should probably pull someone over doing 45 in 1 foot of snow and ice even though it's only 45. Same with heavy rain.

          [–]geobiochemist [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

          Yesss ... Similarly, driving way under the speed limit because you're oblivious. That's illegal right?

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            [–]quixote87 96ポイント97ポイント  (25子コメント)

            Going slightly over the speed limit in order to overtake someone. If I'm in a 100 KPH zone and sitting behind a caravan that is on 96 most of the way, and goes even slower on corners and such where I CAN'T overtake, I am not going to sit at a perfect 100kph and crawl past at the rate of 4kph (which would take I guess about 30 seconds if allowing for 50 odd metres), which at 100kph ends up being about 800 metres to overtake? Screw that!

            [–]everyonecallsmekev 95ポイント96ポイント  (2子コメント)

            And strangely enough, they always seem to hit the speed limit when you reach an overtaking lane.....

            [–]cereal1 35ポイント36ポイント  (11子コメント)

            That would suck, here in Minnesota your legally allowed to go 10mph over the speed limit to pass someone on a two lane road.

            [–]TigerlillyGastro 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Sounds like an awesome loophole. You could just keep leap frogging each other and stay above the speed limit the whole way.

            [–]cereal1 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Until you try to pass someone who is already driving 10mph over the limit and then get pulled over...

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              [–]rotll [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Specifically:

              The speed limit increases by 10 m.p.h. when passing on two-lane highways with a posted limit of at least 55 m.p.h. Minn. Stat. § 169.14, subd. 2a.

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                  [–]tehconqueror 685ポイント686ポイント  (73子コメント)

                  15

                  [–]mormotomyia[S] 159ポイント160ポイント  (25子コメント)

                  oh damn.

                  [–]Dantae4C 71ポイント72ポイント  (24子コメント)

                  hot damn

                  [–]TemporaryAccount2411 65ポイント66ポイント  (17子コメント)

                  Called a police and a fireman

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                    [–]All-Shall-Kneel 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    depends where you live in the world

                    [–]KnarkTant 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Legal in Sweden.

                    [–]xenothaulus 42ポイント43ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    Every summer, the streets are filled with all these smoking hot chicks running around with barely any clothes on, and every fall they all disappear during the week, and I realize either I'm getting too old to tell 15 from 20, or kids are maturing Much faster than they used to.

                    [–]CasperB28 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You should live in Denmark, huehuehue.

                    [–]Half_Past_Five 46ポイント47ポイント  (7子コメント)

                    Get off Reddit, Jared.

                    [–]Grumbledock 21ポイント22ポイント  (13子コメント)

                    It sure is legal in Sweden for some reason ;)

                    [–]johnw1988 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    I know it's legal but is it acceptable?

                    [–]Grumbledock [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                    Morally it depends, no one will bat an eye if you are 18-25 but over 30 and I guess people would start judging. Then again you could just keep to other friends who accept it, if you're 18+ and can buy alkohol lots of teen girls will do anything for you, the trashy kind at least.

                    [–]Daimai [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Hmm where can i find these trashy girls? To lecture them about how bad it is to behave that way of course

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                        [–]bdog899 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Hot diggity dog

                        [–]JeezyTwoHard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        "How old is 15 really?"

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                          [–]Frenchie_21 287ポイント288ポイント  (47子コメント)

                          Watching streamed content of copyrighted material in my own damn house.

                          [–]spencersss 62ポイント63ポイント  (19子コメント)

                          FBI knocking on your door in 3...2...1...

                          [–]ono412 23ポイント24ポイント  (20子コメント)

                          Watching streamed content is legal, as long as you don't download a copy or upload a copy.

                          [–]Archangellefaggt 28ポイント29ポイント  (18子コメント)

                          don't download a copy

                          What do you think streaming is?

                          [–]ono412 43ポイント44ポイント  (14子コメント)

                          Holding on to a virtual copy for a short period in temporary memory with no effort to store, duplicate, or charge money for the copyrighted property.

                          [–]ivereddithaveyou [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                          He/She raises a valid question though I think, what really is the difference? Lack of understanding by users is the only thing really.

                          [–]3_Thumbs_Up [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                          With streaming, although you download a video in its entirety, you don't necessarily have the entire thing at one single point in time. I guess in theory, you only need as little as a frame at a time, which you can delete before downloading the next frame. In practice you need to buffer multiple frames, but they don't need to be stored in memory one used.

                          [–]ThePegasi [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

                          It's a download which deletes itself. That doesn't stop it being a download. You are still in digital possession of the data.

                          [–]GoodWilliam [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

                          And after a bit.... you aren't! It's like pot. Having pot is illegal. But you smoked it. You had the pot, which was illegal, and then destroyed it. Sitting there with your buzz wearing off, thinking about making food, are you breaking the law? Nope.

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                              [–]ivereddithaveyou [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              In the UK though this doesn't count as downloading as in you can't be prosecuted for it, silly I know.

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                                  [–]North_Korean_Spy_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Hello. This is NSA agent Hugh Janus. We've found some rather... questionable content posted on a Reddit account that we've traced back to you. Please remain where you are and prepare your papers and rectum for investigation.

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                                    [–]iam4real 169ポイント170ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                    Jaywalking

                                    [–]Ih8choosingausername 148ポイント149ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                    feels legal because it is in 99% of the civilized world.

                                    [–]CaptainBolognese 68ポイント69ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    And the rest of the world can't understand what jaywalking actually is or how it's a crime.

                                    [–]Ih8choosingausername 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    true. I had to read up on it a couple of years back. I always thought it was 'jailwalking' as in 'going to jail/prison' and I was really confused.

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                                      [–]Wheeeler 35ポイント36ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                      When I was living in Germany I used to get the nastiest looks whenever I'd jaywalk. It'd usually be across 2-lane roads with great visibility in all directions, but they glared at me like I was some hardened criminal. . . As if to say "If one must wait zen all must wait."

                                      [–]Direwolfanddragon 12ポイント13ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                      I think you got the looks because of you being an adult and you should be an example for children. Children can't really distinguish if a situation is dangerous or not.

                                      [–]bottom_bitch_pikachu 53ポイント54ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      I personally do not live my life by worrying if children are going to copy what I do

                                      [–]Direwolfanddragon 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Neither do I.

                                      But if I can do a good deed without it being the slightest inconvinience, I'll do it.

                                      [–]SmartAlec105 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      There's this one park with huge wooden structures, I used to climb around them because they were good for climbing. But now I have to worry about some kid seeing me do it and then trying to do it and falling from the height of a second floor on to a hard surface.

                                      [–]DebonaireSloth 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                      Children can't really distinguish if a situation is dangerous or not.

                                      Right. That's why they should listen to their parents. It is not my responsibility. By the same logic I shouldn't smoke or drink in public due to the health risks that children can't grasp.

                                      It's a popular but incoherent argument against jaywalking.

                                      [–]Tom908 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                      That's ridiculous, where i was brought up we were all taught good judgement in crossing roads. And there were very few actual crossings with lights. No one i know ever got hit, nor did anyone at my school, nor did anyone i had heard of.

                                      [–]PM_ME_JUMPER_CABLES 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      IMHO that's the only legit reason not to jaywalk if there is clear visibility and no traffic. Whenever I walk across a red light I check for two things: police and kids.

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                                          [–]tomgabriele 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          The term 'jaywalking' was coined by early car manufacturers to vilify pedestrians when the dangers of cars were becoming apparent - "A jaywalker was killed" sounds better than "A car killed a pedestrian"

                                          [–]klop2031 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          I thought it was because stupid people were called jays and thus they were stupid for not crossing at a crosswalk

                                          [–]Voltrondemort [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                          They actually re-purposed an existing term. You know how you go to a big city the first time and you get stuck in the pedestrian crush and you don't know how to navigate dense foot-traffic? People get annoyed 'cause they're trying to squeeze around you while you check maps and read signs and whatnot?

                                          That was jaywalking. "Jay" meaning a country bumpkin.

                                          [–]BitcoinBanker 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Interesting 99% Invisible about jaywalking: http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/episode-76-the-modern-moloch/

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                                            [–]npinguy 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            Walking down the street and putting change into all the expiring parking meters.

                                            Yes, this act of good samaritanism is somehow illegal in tons of municipalities.

                                            [–]Flater420 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                            The reason it is illegal is so no one can declare themselves "parking attendant of Main Street" and make sure everyone can park as long as they want.

                                            The whole reason parking meters are introduced is to make sure people shorten their stay (so more people can visit without having to park a huge distance away). Allowing people to fill others' parking meters goes directly against that idea.

                                            That being said though, while it is illegal in Belgium to pay for someone's parking ticket, we are now shifting to paying via SMS, meaning you can stay as long as you want. So the old reason no longer applies to the new system, people can now park as long as they want.

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                                              [–]PM_ME_UR_PANTY_COLOR 126ポイント127ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                              Speeding. 10 Mph over just feels right, especially on the highway.

                                              [–]wiener-fu 58ポイント59ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                              My rule of thumb is: speed limit +10% is acceptable

                                              it is NOT acceptable according to most laws

                                              [–]up-quark 14ポイント15ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                              I've been told that below 10% + 3 mph above the limit isn't prosecuted in the UK. I don't have a reliable source though.

                                              [–]Thiswhatyawanted 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              Depends on whether the cop is having a good day or not

                                              [–]faatiydut 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              I had a police officer come into school and he said something similar, but it doesn't count for 30mph. If you're in a 30, 32 is enough.

                                              I think generally you'd just be relying on the officers to not be in a good mood. I wouldn't risk speeding on a monday morning.

                                              [–]Annihilinth 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                              This is correct, the newer average cameras don't even tag you if you travel an average of 58 mph in a 50.

                                              Source : Taxi driver in south east UK and do it all the time.

                                              Also done 59 average in a 50 and had to attend a 5 hour presentation on "the dangers of speeding"

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                                                [–]hammertym 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                Come to Australia 103kmph in 100 and you get done, and there are fixed cameras that just issue the fine

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                                                  [–]Shorvok 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  There is actually a system for properly assigning speed limits where you take a bell curve of how fast people drive and make the speed limit at the 80th percentile.

                                                  This means that driving above the speed limit will feel unsafe to most people but people comfortable driving at a faster rate will not be constantly looking at the speedometer and searching for cops.

                                                  However in the US they use that data to set the speed limit in such a way that will generate the maximum amount of speeding tickets and revenue for the municipality.

                                                  [–]TheSNStang 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  In Virginia they pull your ass over for speeding in a heartbeat. Especially in places like Fairfax county or through Haymarket corporate. I've been pulled over in Haymarket corporate for doing 27 in a 25. At least that's what the cop told me, my speedometer was saying 25

                                                  [–]whorestolemywizardom [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                  Protip: Cop tickets start out at 10-15mph and go up from there, they have to check the box according to how fast you were speeding, so 9mph over is your best bet.

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                                                    [–]VinceBarter 68ポイント69ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    Half of James Harden's eurosteps.

                                                    [–]iprefertau 132ポイント133ポイント  (50子コメント)

                                                    kinder chocolate eggs

                                                    [–]mormotomyia[S] 39ポイント40ポイント  (46子コメント)

                                                    they are legal here

                                                    [–]iprefertau 28ポイント29ポイント  (44子コメント)

                                                    but they are illegal in the us

                                                    i'm so glad to live in the eu

                                                    [–]0smo5is 22ポイント23ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                    Legal here in Canada. Never even considered we are lucky to have them. On a side note, I've heard the US doesn't have Smarties!?!

                                                    [–]Simsim7 7ポイント8ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                    The reason they are illegal in the US is because they have an inedible object inside.

                                                    [–]iprefertau 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                    not with that attitude

                                                    [–]OldMateHarry 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    Hmmm, a yellow plastic container in the middle of a chocolate egg. Meh. Eats whole thing

                                                    [–]godless-life 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    If people need stickers on the microwave in order not to use it to dry hamsters, eating a yellow container doesn't seem off the chart...

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                                                      [–]AlbusDumbled0re 5ポイント6ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                      So there are some Americans who have ruined it for the rest of you because they were too stupid to figure out not to eat the hard, normally plastic, toy in the middle? Dude, sucks to be you.

                                                      [–]rock_buster 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      The ban on inedible objects inside food in the US came into play before Kinder Eggs.

                                                      Still stupid though...

                                                      [–]iamerror87 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Meanwhile the US media has taught me if I want to propose to someone, put a ring in their drink/cake/food.

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                                                        [–]Potato_Tots 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        Not really, the law isn't a direct ban on Kinder Eggs, so no stupid kid caused it. There's just a general ban on food having inedible objects inside of it.

                                                        Similarly, there's those Mardi Gras cakes (King's cake?) That you're supposed to hide a toy baby in are supposed to be sold with the baby on the side and you have to put it in yourself

                                                        [–]TylerDurdenisreal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        The FDA has silly antiquated laws. There are no reported cases (as far as I'm aware) of someone ever actually having an issue with a kinder egg in the US.

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                                                                [–]zallen1868 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                What is a kinder chocolate egg and why are they illegal?

                                                                [–]Voltackle28 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                (Delicious) Chocolate, shaped like a hollow egg, and it comes with a toy inside.

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                                                                  [–]Putridgrim 45ポイント46ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                  Driving as fast as possible through the middle of Kansas.

                                                                  [–]Zediac 38ポイント39ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                  What's the worst that can happen? You hit a stray ear of corn. "Oh no. I killed a corn. There's only 27.3 million of them left in this zip code."

                                                                  [–]Mustachioed_MvrckSFW 17ポイント18ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                  Hell, on I-70 you'll get pulled over by state troopers and have your car torn apart for drugs. Especially if you're coming from Colorado. Also, you'll die of boredom.

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                                                                    [–]itstrueimwhite 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    Grew up in Texas, moved to Kansas. Got a 98 mph speeding ticket within the first week. Parents were not happy.

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                                                                      [–]catladyfromthesstars 50ポイント51ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                      Walking on the sidewalk with a beer in my hand (I did grow up in Louisiana but it's illegal here)

                                                                      [–]carljohnson0722 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      Here in good ol' PA, we're allowed to walk down the street drinking a beer, or right out of a liqour bottle. We have block parties in the summer where I'm from and they make a killing on the people who buy their alcohol at the vendors. Where as I'm smart and bring my own

                                                                      [–]angrykittydad [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                      Block parties are different as they're typically permitted events, though. Even the most restrictive states have exemptions for that. Anyway, there's not a statewide ban on alcohol in public in PA, but counties and municipalities have their own laws on it. You might be able to chug right out of the liquor bottle in Erie as you cross the street, but you'd be paying up for a ticket in Philly just for sipping a beer on the sidewalk.

                                                                      [–]marler92 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                      I live in Houston. Bars shut down just before 2am and I can't walk around with drink / leave an establishment with one. I can't even practice my great gambling habits... Fuck do I love driving a few hours West on I10 for a weekend in New Orleans.

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                                                                        [–]DovahSpy 51ポイント52ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                        Downloading a car.

                                                                        [–]injusticedOCE 55ポイント56ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                                        Swearing in public.

                                                                        [–]SpoopsThePalindrome 32ポイント33ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                                                        Where on earth do you live?

                                                                        [–]aGeordie 41ポイント42ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                        In UK it's a public order offence and you could be arrested.

                                                                        [–]AtraUnam 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                        Holy shit really? Why isn't my entire country in jail?

                                                                        [–]grimmalkin 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                        Because this law is used as an excuse to arrest someone perceived as a trouble maker, if you are pissing a cop/figure of authority off and have done nothing wrong they can't touch you, but if you use ANY profanity in public they can arrest you for breaching section 5 of the Public Order act. you may think that you will not be swearing, but the chances are something you have said can be construed as being offensive. Another one that gets used in these circumstances is section 2 of the protection from harassment act. in this case you don't even need to swear, if someone tells you to stop bothering them and you persist you can be locked up for it. This was introduced to protect vulnerable people from obnoxious dickheads but is now being used as a tool to suppress public dissent. You pitch up and protest about whatever you want to kick off about and they tell you to move on, if you carry on you are now classed as harassing them and can be arrested for it. Chances are you will not be prosecuted, but it is a useful legal tool for targeting mob leaders and removing them.

                                                                        [–]SpoopsThePalindrome 29ポイント30ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                        So why are there still chavs on the streets sayin "U fakin wot m8? I'll have me a go at yer mum I will, she's right fit..."

                                                                        [–]aGeordie 40ポイント41ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                        Come to the UK and tell a policeman to "Fuck Off".

                                                                        You'll be warned once if you're lucky and the it's a section 5 public order offence. It's not like they try and catch people who've sworn in public before but if you're currently causing a disturbance with foul language, you'll likely be arrested after a warning.

                                                                        You can however invite a policeman into your own home and call him a cunt as long as you do it quietly enough so as not to disturb neighbours... Good luck with that though.

                                                                        [–]APoisonPancake 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                        "Hi, would you mind coming in here? I need some help"

                                                                        "Sure, law abiding citizen!"

                                                                        "Fuuuck you"

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                                                                          [–]yoavsnake 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          They are doing it purposely. Not saying it coherently so auto moderator wont get them!

                                                                          [–]VoteLobster [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                          $HIT

                                                                          FVCK

                                                                          A$$

                                                                          Brings back the days of the Runescape chat filter

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                                                                            [–]Mortarius 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            In Poland. You can't swear, post vulgar obscene drawings, pictures, or messages in public. You can get fined up to 1500zł (about 405USD).

                                                                            It's one of these laws that are there, I've read once that someone, somewhere got a ticket for breaking it, but I've never heard or seen it enforced.

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                                                                              [–]ampqre 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              fuck that.

                                                                              [–]Revol- 64ポイント65ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                              Urinating on your neighbor's house when your drunk and they aren't home.

                                                                              [–]LazyBuhdaBelly 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                              Also feels legal when I pretend to leave my house only to secretly record my neighbor urinating on my house when they're drunk. I have the videos organized by the longest continuous stream.

                                                                              [–]PM_ME_JUMPER_CABLES 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              I like your usage of the word "stream" in the context of video recordings.

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                                                                                [–]Hellfire_or_Kirk 150ポイント151ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                Smoking the Marijuanas.

                                                                                [–]TTHtv 39ポイント40ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                One time while I was high, I was thinking "Damn, it shouldn't be legal to be this high!" And then I realized what was wrong with that

                                                                                [–]drewdie1st 19ポイント20ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                It is legal to be high, it's not legal to posses weed though

                                                                                [–]Isord [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

                                                                                Aren't there laws about the body being a container that would make even being high illegal in many places?

                                                                                [–]Captainshithead [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                                My college has a rule like that for drinking. It didn't stop anyone though.

                                                                                [–]stargazingskydiver [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                                                                                Well if we're using that logic then everyone should be arrested immediately considering we're all carrying DMT in our pineal glands.

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                                                                                  [–]Zenith999 58ポイント59ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                  Everyone knows you inject marijuanas, you ignorant pleb.

                                                                                  [–]lol_and_behold [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  Even funnier, behind my house there's quite a bit of perfectly legal mushrooms, but the second they get picked they're illegal.

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                                                                                    [–]stumpjumper_steve [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                                    Masturbating on an airplane...thanks a lot Bin Laden.

                                                                                    [–]aGeordie 73ポイント74ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                                                    Beating up or killing a home invader in the middle of the night.

                                                                                    Edit: for clarity. I live in the UK. We're pussies.

                                                                                    I once chased a guy out of my own house with a hammer and then called the police to report the intrusion. They told me if I had struck him (while still in my house) I would have been charged with something like assault with a deadly weapon. I asked what I should have done and they said "run out of the back, your property is worth less than their life".

                                                                                    Like I said, pussies.

                                                                                    [–]Dragoniel 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                    Perfectly legal in countries and states with a Castle Doctrine. Of course, common sense still applies, but if you see an intruder in your own house that doesn't immediately flee upon realizing you are there, you are free to open fire without warning and without waiting for the intruder(s) to attack you.

                                                                                    That's the point of Castle Doctrine.

                                                                                    [–]Kyosama66 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                    For Colorado, at least, you have to feel that there is "immediate danger to life and property". Which basically means if they don't immediately flee upon seeing you, you can feel afraid they're going to hurt you or steal something.

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                                                                                      [–]zimzamzoom2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      Whoa a fellow Geordie appears

                                                                                      throws pokeball kebab

                                                                                      [–]TheVoiceOfRiesen 9ポイント10ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                                      Think you got the question backwards, bud. Assuming you're American.

                                                                                      [–]Xeno1337 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                      Depends if his state has a defend your castle law

                                                                                      [–]faatiydut 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                      IIRC in the UK there was fairly recently a case related to this. I think someone killed an intruder, but hit him in the back so apparently it was debatable whether it counted as self defence.

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                                                                                          [–]ryan21o 37ポイント38ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                                          Putting money in free parking and collecting it if you land there. That's literally not in any rules. And it makes the game so much better.

                                                                                          [–]weareallthere 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                          To add to the free parking thing, putting money in a parking meter where someone else's car is parked. Completely illegal in Madison.

                                                                                          [–]Gyvon 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                          No, it makes the game longer, not better.

                                                                                          [–]MattKatt [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                                                                                          This. Monopoly is great if you don't play with any house rules. But people ignore a ton of regular rules, and then wonder why it takes so long and damages friendships

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                                                                                              [–]DrScientist812 46ポイント47ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                                                                              Drunk sex

                                                                                              [–]ampqre 32ポイント33ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                                              there is a bit tipsy and then there is passed out drunk on the floor.

                                                                                              one is drunk sex the other is not.

                                                                                              [–]masterk2014 57ポイント58ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                              At my college, they teach that consent cannot be given with the presence of alcohol in the system, unless you're a guy.

                                                                                              [–]ampqre 50ポイント51ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                              and that is sexist.

                                                                                              [–]masterk2014 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                              I agree! The example situation presented explicitly stated that both parties had consumed alcohol, but that didn't help poor rising football start, Johnny, avoid that rape allegation.

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                                                                                                [–]TheSkyHasNoAnswers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                Consent laws vary quite a bit. But in CT they allow consent of you are drunk but not incapacitated. Which is a lot better

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                                                                                                  [–]RipJusticeporn 20ポイント21ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                  Jaywalking, when you can see there's no car in about a 600 meter radious.

                                                                                                  [–]Cosmic-Vegeta 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                  when i was younger(and considerably dumber), i jaywalked across a busy motorway intersection and got hit by a slow moving car hidden behind a truck. was only going about 10 kph so i saw in coming and just jumped on the bonnet and rode it for 10 meters, then just b4 they stopped i hopped of and apologized to the old woman driving. as i walked off down the footpath, a cop who had seen this pulled up, rolled his window down, and called me a fucking retard, then rolled up his window and drove off. this is in NZ.

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                                                                                                    [–]trudesign 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                    Fireworks.

                                                                                                    USA, Most states, launching fireworks are illegal. There are even idiotic laws where in Pennsylvania, if you are a resident, you can not buy or display fireworks without a permit, but if you are a non-resident, you can buy and display all the fucking fireworks you want. The kicker? In all surrounding states, fireworks are illegal to have at all. This results in being arrested. Proof: Was arrested trying to bring fireworks home from a trip. Lost my car, lost the fireworks, had to go to court in Staten Island. UGH. EDIT: Not all surrounding states. All Surrounding states EXCEPT Ohio.

                                                                                                    Comedic Interlude: I was born in NY, lived in MA, VA, and NC. All states where FW are illegal. All I want to do with my summer is shoot pretty rockets.

                                                                                                    [–]Runrun110 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                    In Ohio you can buy fireworks but it's illegal to set them off in the state. So at the time of purchase you are required to sign a form promising you will take them out of state before setting them off. This requirement to sign this statement was called the Liar's Law, for obvious reasons. It was so stupid they recently repealed it. Now when you buy fireworks in Ohio, you don't have to sign a form promising not to set them off in state. It's STILL ILLEGAL to do so. You are just no longer legally required to sign a form promising not to break the law.

                                                                                                    Progress.

                                                                                                    [–]AndIPullOutMyNine 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                    In PA, if youre a nonresident you can't display the fireworks either. They're purchased with the expectation you're leaving the state with them.

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                                                                                                      [–]techniforus 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                      Going slightly over the speed limit on the highway.

                                                                                                      [–]ltsmiles 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      Downloading a movie/episode of a tv show.

                                                                                                      [–]KommandCBZhi 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                                      Listening to Chthonic in China.

                                                                                                      [–]celticwhisper 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                                      Uh, storytime?

                                                                                                      [–]KommandCBZhi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      Chthonic (閃靈) is a Taiwanese metal band that makes no secret of their support of the Taiwanese Independence movement. Their lyrics generally include anti-fascist, anti-communist, and pro-separation themes, so, naturally, the CCP is not terribly fond of them. They are, for all intents and purposes, banned in mainland China.

                                                                                                      I happen to currently live in mainland China, but am a fan of Chthonic. The VPN is a friend of mine in this case, as it allows me to stream the music of such bands while I am here.

                                                                                                      [–]adambowles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      "The band is also banned in parts of China for their political views"

                                                                                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chthonic_%28band%29#cite_note-32

                                                                                                      [–]call-now 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      Being associated with someone who comitts a crime

                                                                                                      [–]slyfoxy12 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                                                      (In the UK)

                                                                                                      Seeing a 17 year old on cam is illegal yet if it was in person you could fuck her. Go figure.

                                                                                                      [–]LordFWinterfell 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                      Underage drinking. My parents are italian so we drink wine with our dinner. I've been doing this since I was 11.

                                                                                                      [–]PapaFern 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      This hole

                                                                                                      [–]gnoani 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                                      In Rhode Island? Coasting down a hill in neutral.

                                                                                                      [–]Lenoh 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                      Are you fucking kidding

                                                                                                      The gas prices better be cheap to compensate

                                                                                                      [–]mountainwampus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                      Cars use more gas while in neutral (enough to idle, unless you shut the car off, but that's insane) than they do when in gear going downhill (almost zero). I've tested this with an OBD-II scanner and Torque (android app). Coasting in neutral is also a safety risk. It's dumb in every way.

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                                                                                                          [–]Cpcp800 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          That girl from last night

                                                                                                          [–]SquaredUp2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          Let's be honest, that didn't feel legal at all. But you still liked it, didn't you?

                                                                                                          [–]leaksy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          Urinating outdoors

                                                                                                          [–]Blood554 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                                          Receiving a blowjob in Mississippi!

                                                                                                          [–]Peach_Suppository [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          ITT "Should I hit Ctrl+F and see if this has been posted yet? No, fuck it! Ill post the same comment 34 other people already posted!"

                                                                                                          [–]MerryMisfit76 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          Jaywalking

                                                                                                          [–]Pasalacqua87 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          Leaving the scene of a minor accident without calling the police/exchanging insurance. For example: You bump some guy in stop and go traffic, but no damage is done to either car. Both drivers decide to not call police or anything of that nature and leave the scene on good terms. This is actually a misdemeanor in most states.

                                                                                                          [–]psm321 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                                                                                                          In some places in the US:

                                                                                                          • feeding someone else's expired meter

                                                                                                          • Collecting rainwater for later use

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