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[–]ballsacramento 320ポイント321ポイント  (45子コメント)

Manatees are not territorial animals. Because they have evolved with few natural enemies, they have not needed the protection or cooperation of a herd. Consequently, they are semi-social, somewhat solitary animals. They sometimes gather in small, informal groups, but they have no leader or real herd structure. Manatee gatherings, called "aggregations," are largely due to common habitat requirements such as warm water, fresh water, or food sources.

http://www.savethemanatee.org/faq_group.html

[–]__RelevantUsername__ 295ポイント296ポイント  (31子コメント)

So a reddit meet up?

[–]soyabstemio 216ポイント217ポイント  (18子コメント)

But not as fat.

[–]retrogradeorbiter 130ポイント131ポイント  (14子コメント)

Much less fat. Manatees are almost solid muscle, which is why they have to stay in warm water and get so messed up when there is a sudden cold snap.

This has been your science minute.

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[–]Secondsemblance 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]ClumpOfCheese 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone who sells cheese professionally at a cheese shop or specialty food store is called a cheese monger.

[–]mistergutsy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knowed you was crazy the moment I clicked this link. I knowed exactly what was in store for me.

[–]hmistry 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

You owe me 45 seconds of additional "facts"

[–]mikerhoa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll take over:

Manatees are often known to drive tractors at night, sometimes even racing them during mating rituals. During the actual process of mating manatees can be cruel and vindictive lovers, which runs counter to their gentle depictions in the media. The female manatee will usually sit at a distance from the male, shouting lurid instructions at him while wearing an exaggerated look of disgust. It is only when the male is totally humiliated is he finally allowed to engage her sexually, and even then she kinda rolls her eyes.

It's actually quite beautiful to watch...

[–]beergoggles69 5ポイント6ポイント  (11子コメント)

Literally the Baltimore reddit meetup from a few years back.

[–]make_love_to_potato 7ポイント8ポイント  (10子コメント)

Ummm....we don't talk about the Baltimore meetup.

[–]dinoseen 11ポイント12ポイント  (9子コメント)

Please talk more about the Baltimore meetup. I'm very curious as to why we don't.

[–]make_love_to_potato 21ポイント22ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]funacc 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is this real? What the heck

[–]TrepanationBy45 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell me how this makes you feel. Speak into the mic, please.

[–]271828182 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

All the "normals" are at the edges, like "Meh, free food I guess"

[–]Waddupp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love the /r/malefashionadvice representative on the right

[–]Harkoncito 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"normals"

Reddit meetup

mmmm

[–]dinoseen 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yes, of course. You know, I had a bit of a feeling it'd be that one.

[–]mikerhoa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My god... it's full of lard...

[–]Seifersythe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is....is he dressed up like Seto Kaiba?

[–]Locke_N_Load 44ポイント45ポイント  (7子コメント)

I feel like, if they could talk, they would talk in slow, British accents. But with that sad little donkey from Winnie the Pooh's outlook on life.

[–]SanFransicko 41ポイント42ポイント  (6子コメント)

Eyore. He's only sad because he's stuffed with sawdust and it gets soggy. Plus his tail keeps falling off. It's not a very good tail but he's rather attached to it. Source: I have a 4 year old.

[–]Ugbrog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eeyore, to be pedantic.

[–]retrogradeorbiter 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Unless they are having sex. That's a big group thing.

[–]retrogradeorbiter 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

I guess manatee sex facts rub people the wrong way. Noted.

[–]TheAwesomeHNH 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

rub people the wrong way.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]DrLeoMarvin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Call it what you want but you go to the right spots here on the gulf coast you can see a hundred or so of them all together. It's pretty fucking cool.

[–]kingkahuna 128ポイント129ポイント  (9子コメント)

Such polite creatures.

[–]smapti 75ポイント76ポイント  (8子コメント)

The manatees were pretty considerate, too.

[–]SketchBoard 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

< Insert redditaroo here >

[–]ricehard 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

The ol' reddit jumanji

[–]PacoTaco321 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hold my dice, I'm going in. oh wait, there's nothing to go into. Give me my dice back!

[–]TrepanationBy45 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh fuck, how horrifying would that be? Imagine the terrors of Reddit shit happening in your house.

[–]thisisrediculou 61ポイント62ポイント  (1子コメント)

There is a pier out in the ocean where we vacation where you can go out and fish. One day we were out there, saw a huge school of fish swim by, followed by 5 sharks and a manatee. Manatee just chilling in the middle of the sharks like he was trying to blend in.

[–]mycall -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Picture the golden happy radian beams from the manatee.

[–]ohyouresilly 252ポイント253ポイント  (11子コメント)

That's no herd, that's a clan-atee.

[–]timisher 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like clan-atee better. TIL manatees migrate south for the winter.

[–]joshuageralddaigle 30ポイント31ポイント  (5子コメント)

What if these things just floated through the air like this?

[–]SketchBoard 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

And were white..

[–]BrandonEHilton 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

And had a unicorn head cone

[–]CantPressThis 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sooo... something like a white flying narwhal?

[–]BrandonEHilton 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

No no see, i would like something different, something NEW!! a levetating albino manatee with a head cone, severed from a live unicorn, held with pride and joy in its hand floppers

Just a whole gang of these guys travelling by, not desturbing anyone

[–]Ship2Shore 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah it disturbs people, but only select minorities like gingers/people with hayfever/nut allergies. They just get real frustrated and it dampens their mood everytime the manatees fly over. 'Beautiful day toda...oh. Great. Manatees. Time to launch off something high.'

[–]collinjames 94ポイント95ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'VE GOT A QUESTION FOR THE SEA PIG

[–]EndingPop 55ポイント56ポイント  (2子コメント)

YOU LIVE IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB!

[–]Inthefile_d4donut 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have a layer of blubber to keep me warm in the ocean...

[–]BryanBeast13 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT ARE THHOOOSSSEEE???!?!?!

[–]ReginaldDwight 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whatever...talk to the hand!

...I don't have any hands...

[–]blueblur 62ポイント63ポイント  (20子コメント)

One of the manatees has a prominent white scar from being hit with a motorboat propeller. It looks like a dorsal white line.

[–]whereisthetrashcan 18ポイント19ポイント  (15子コメント)

How did it not bleed out?

[–]blueblur 37ポイント38ポイント  (13子コメント)

Many manatees are killed from these encounters. However, the cut doesn't look very deep in this instance, kind of a surface wound. I'm sure it bled, but not enough to kill the manatee this time.

https://www.google.com/search?q=manatee+prop+wound&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=855&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI9IO7pP_3xwIVwpYeCh3e9wBr#tbm=isch&q=manatee+propeller+wound

[–]PepeAndMrDuck 20ポイント21ポイント  (11子コメント)

We should invent, like, manatee guards for boat motors. Like the things that plow cows out of the way of the train.

[–]goodthropbadthrop 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

Fuck me, is that what the badass pointy things on the front of trains are actually for? I always thought it was a status thing among conductors.

[–]PepeAndMrDuck 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ya I thought so but hopefully ours will work better than the one here at 0:24

edit: also haha

[–]DuezExMachina 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

From my understanding they are bot meant to protect the cow but the train. Without it the cow while it would be obliterated by the train its bones and many hundreds of pounds of meat can still potentially cause problems for the train

[–]TeamDeerWithLazers 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The conductor is just so over that shit.

[–]MugatusDog 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

"stupid cow gets hit by a train" made me laugh without even watching the video

[–]Armagetiton 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL that sound at 0:44 as it goes under the train

[–]juicemagic 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or you could just boat slowly in shallow waters that are likely to be habitat for manatees.

[–]mycall 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

or manatee armor, depleted Uranium. Oh wait, scratch that sir.

[–]Chilton82 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tis a mere flesh wound

[–]beefykins 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

The blood stayed inside

[–]Mad_at_reddit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

They look mostly healthy otherwise though. Probably just because motor boats don't go in that kind of water often. The ones that frequent salt water are usually mostly white from scars. I see them all over the St. Pete/Tampa area though so hopefully we're on the right track.

[–]271828182 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That'll buff right out

[–]Wes_Tyler 13ポイント14ポイント  (16子コメント)

Super cool, where was this?

[–]jelder5591 39ポイント40ポイント  (15子コメント)

Weeki Wachee River near Ocala florida and this place is a must visit if you like manatees!

[–]Mad_at_reddit 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

Most of the rivers up that way are nice. Any of the spring fed ones are going to be a good day. Rainbow is fun for tubing.

[–]jelder5591 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

rainbow river is amazing for tubing. we were there yesterday on our paddleboards and we went snorkeling. it was awesome. there are so many amazing runs up that way. It's one of my favorite parts of Florida!

[–]Mad_at_reddit 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I've lived here my whole life and instead of getting tired of the same old scenery I always seem to find more beauty. Amazing sunsets, some of the worlds best beaches, great rivers and forests, wide variety of wildlife, great weather in the cold months. Not much more you can ask for.

[–]mycall 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not much more you can ask for.

More humanism and sanity. Florida has some LSD tokin' swamp crazy.

[–]Copacetic_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Check out Devils Den in Williston

[–]Media_Adept 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

so manatees live in both salt and fresh water?

[–]L8sho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the winter, they move upriver to freshwater springs, where the temperature never drops below the sixties. In the warm months, they move towards the gulf, into more brackish water.

[–]neocommenter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard Manatee County has one or two.

[–]agentdax5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crystal River is cool too. I am going (again) on a swim with the manatees trip out there. It's really fun.

[–]lillyrose2489 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That place looks gorgeous! I assume that alligators don't really come that close to the ocean, right? That would be my only fear... Encountering a gator instead of a sea cow would be horrifying.

[–]mycall 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I prefer the Tavares Tarzan intra-lake canals.

[–]jelder5591 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

how deep are the canals there? can a paddleboard go down without getting caught up? like 12" deep

[–]L337Brian 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I went kayaking with a friend down Homosassa Springs and came upon a HUGE herd of manatees. Probably around 15-20 of them. They all surrounded our kayaks and a baby manatee was especially intrigued. While the rest eventually moved on the baby and his mother hung out with us for a good 20 minutes. It was a pretty surreal experience, they are amazing creatures.

[–]moforiot 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

And to think that horny sailors thought them was mermaids.

[–]Dora_the_Destroya 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably because their lady bits look very similar to human lady bits.

[–]Jorion 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Off to write the new season of Family Guy

[–]271828182 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are answering Seth MacFarlane's siren song!

[–]867-53O9 23ポイント24ポイント  (8子コメント)

I can't help but wonder what they taste like, even though I couldn't eat one. I could probably only eat quarter of a really small one.

[–]Jorion 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sea beef

[–]Jack_Bartowski 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like, ground beef you think? Or maybe some Top Sirloin?

[–]Highside79 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

They are probably reasonably tasty. There was a species in the Pacific Northwest that was hunted to extinction before anyone even managed to take a photo of one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steller%27s_sea_cow

[–]voyetra8 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

From above:

Because they have evolved with few natural enemies, they have not needed the protection or cooperation of a herd.

Aaaaand that's how you get extinct.

[–]bigwangbowski 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like dodo birds. Those clueless motherfuckers would just walk up to hungry sailors.

[–]jay212127 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially with the nickname of sea cow. large land herbavores (cows, bison, deer) taste good, why not sea herbavores?

[–]CryoClone 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

See, this is what terrifies me about water. Not a herd a sea-cows roaming around, the fact that they are doing so and the top of the water isn't hardly moving at all.

There could be anything moving down there.

[–]WarmTaffy 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, it's ok with the manatees, but gators move in a similarly stealthy way. They're both docile, but the gator will rip your arm off of it chooses to.

[–]CryoClone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

SEE!?! I live in Louisiana. I am so screwed.

Edit: No I'm not. Fuck water. I don't go anywhere near it here.

[–]Indetermination 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how chill and quiet these guys are being on their boards.

[–]mycall 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Coolest creatures on the planet.

[–]namkash 25ポイント26ポイント  (10子コメント)

This kind of picture gives me back faith on humanity: people having healthy fun, watching wild animals in their environments, just shooting a camera to film the amazing moment.

[–]Undertoad 32ポイント33ポイント  (7子コメント)

It gives me faith in manatee-ity: wild animals in their environments, just floating by, not making any trouble for the people.

You know if that last one surfaced a little, that chick would capsize.

[–]mah131 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

They thought she was part of the herd.

[–]wrath_of_grunge 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew if I scrolled down far enough I'd see a fat joke about the chick.

[–]arghhmonsters 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

And faith in humans has gone down a notch again.

[–]bigwangbowski 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, come on, it's a fat joke on an internet message board. /u/mah131 is probably a fine, upstanding member of his/her community who gives generously to charity.

[–]jralha 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Took longer than I expect to find this joke.

With that said, I'd still bone her any day of the week.

[–]Billie_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Humans are wild animals too.

[–]TubsTheCat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a video silly pants.

[–]BruddyMarvaris 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

C'mon guys she doesn't look that bad in a bathing suit.

[–]slippin_squid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read the title as "Manatee Hard." I thought someone was going to have like a dance party with manatees or something.

[–]pxystx_anon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm almost certain i canoed here, the weeki wachee river. Its a real neat place to see, there are houses just along the shore with people swinging into the river. really clear waters and beautiful tree lines.

[–]epicpandora 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So peaceful.. they didn't even care about the two people. Manatees are beautiful.

[–]milkymaniac 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a lot of mermaids.

[–]intodust_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

They look like big old sea poops.

[–]MrBojanglesIsHi 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

If I decided to jump on one and ride it. Would I be attacked?

[–]phroug2 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes. By anyone who saw you do it. in Florida there tends to be a deep respect for these creatures that's pretty deeply embedded in the culture. (mostly due to the manatee's docile nature and how many of them have been killed in the past for dumb reasons. Also they're protected and riding them is illegal) Riding/harassing manatees in any way tends to invoke strong negative emotions from the general public.

[–]SketchBoard 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You'd probably be thoroughly messed up whilst they freak out.

[–]fgdncso 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a single comment about idea balls... this is the most reddit has ever surprised me.

[–]koalaokala 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Further proof that they are cows of the sea.

[–]xCELLCIORx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone else hear "Ride of the Valkyrie's" watching this?

https://youtu.be/XRU1AJsXN1g

[–]whizbangpow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Had this exact thing happen to me last summer, except in the open ocean. They were cruising along the beach off the Gulf coast.

[–]portrayaloflife 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

will they attack people?

[–]Stumeister_69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If that water wasn't as clear, they would've shat themselves.

[–]maz-o 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

are they paddling with surfboards?

[–]271828182 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its called paddleboarding I believe.

[–]ShereOnFire 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sucked so badly at it.

[–]RequiemOfSyris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They look like really slow moving Dementors.

[–]Rauma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dementors approaching!

Expecto Patronum!

Come on Harry, quickly, Expecto Patronum!

[–]muteen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh the hu-manatee!

[–]larryfeltonj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cool. I've seen large groups of manatees in Wakulla Springs. I've always assumed they came down-river and found the area near the actual springs to be a safe and protected place.

[–]ouchingtiger400 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would have gotten so excited I would have lost my balance, fallen off my paddle board, and been attacked. Though I'd like to think that manatees are so peaceful they would just poke me to death with their noses.

[–]Coduufightinguu365 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

MANATEE HARD

[–]Masaphotog 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She in fact, did make my manatee hard.

[–]AnalogHumanSentient 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Surprise! It's actually escaped hippos! You're all dead now!

[–]DroidDarm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, they look delicious.

[–]_Lady_Deadpool_ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

And here we observe all the OP's moms going for a refreshing swim

[–]themadhat1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

these guys are protected really seriously in florida. your not supposed to even go near them. i was wading around in a channel way in southern florida and three or four of them just kind of swam up to us and hung out for a while. we petted one of them and scratched the back of his head. he followed my gf around for about an hour. they seemed to enjoy the interaction. the dolphins were the superstars they like to play.

[–]L2Forest 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They taught one to paddle board and wear clothes!

[–]Polydemic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE WANT URF BACK!

[–]jhapa8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That water is amazingly clear, especially for a river in the woods.

[–]Logic_Nuke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They do move in herds...

[–]SwimminAss 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

What happens if you try to swim with them peacefully that is. Do they just get scared off? Can they move quickly. I want to swim with manatees someone fill me in

[–]saucydisco 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been snorkeling with manatees before. They just kind of chill. You can touch them a little and feed them lettuce, but they don't really interact with you. And, I remember there were certain buoys that humans couldn't go past so that the manatees could have their privacy, so if they get tired of you, they just swim away.

[–]Copacetic_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Swam with one last week. It was part of a family, with a calf nearby.

It was resting on the ocean floor about 15 feet off the beach. Pretty easy to spot a big shadow just chillin and not really moving.

Swam out to it really slowly with fins, mask, etc on. Ran my hand down its back and felt all the scars, rubbed it's head. It sorta swam around a circle with me, let me rub it's belly.

Swam off for about 5 minutes and then swam right back up to me and bumped me, then swam back to its calf.

Pretty cool experience, lucky I had my GoPro with me even if visibility wasn't great.