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[–]WakeMeWhenYoureDone 514ポイント515ポイント  (38子コメント)

"What'd you do today Bob?"

"Funny thing you asked. Have you seen Christmas story?.."

[–]MagicDismalDan 64ポイント65ポイント  (19子コメント)

So it went something like this...

[–]Im_not_water 35ポイント36ポイント  (15子コメント)

Spoilers Dan! Spoilers!

[–]Zeafling 15ポイント16ポイント  (14子コメント)

Shhh I haven't seen that part yet

[–]imgoinfast 37ポイント38ポイント  (13子コメント)

Fuuuuuuuuddddddddggggggeeeee

[–]Gandalfs_Beard 13ポイント14ポイント  (9子コメント)

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine.

[–]TheFesterinThespian 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only, I didn't say fudge.

[–]Seterrith 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sssssiiiiccckkkkkkklllleeeeeessssssss

[–]notonrexmanningday 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't put my arms down!

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    [–]_toro 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Jewish friend never seen Christmas story. Did not get why I always said "Not a finger!" to him (his last name is Finger)

    [–]LLotZaFun 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Ain't that the movie with electric sex glowing in the window?"

    [–]truth_artist 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

    "Well first I touched up my janky nail polish, then I took forever to get to an emergency call because I made a wildly successful reddit post."

    [–]MoonSpellsPink 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes, my child was one of those children. He had to be rescued by a neighbor. He went to the bus stop and apparently thought that he'd try sticking his tongue to the freezing pole. He did this despite the fact that we have turned 24 hours of A Christmas Story on every single tv for the entire 24 hours since before he was born. That kid is a Kevin in the making.

    [–]JourneymanWelder 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

    i think its more funny people still use pagers lol

    [–]Khaelum 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Funny enough, pagers are still widely used by most emergency professionals to include doctors, medics, police (swat) etc. They are much more reliable in terms of coverage and are not as prone to interference resulting in service outages or "missed calls".

    Souce: I'm still assigned one based on my profession.

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      [–]C-4 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "Imagine that, but with my dick."

      [–]wandrewj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

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        [–]Shaunizzle42 236ポイント237ポイント  (65子コメント)

        A lot of people cannot spell tongue.

        [–]RoutinelySpontaneous 98ポイント99ポイント  (33子コメント)

        There's a level in the Madden 16 video game called Cat Got Your Tounge. Couldn't fucking believe it.

        [–]GenericUsernameLol 48ポイント49ポイント  (9子コメント)

        Wait a second.....

        Madden has "levels" now?

        [–]PennyPinchingJew 142ポイント143ポイント  (5子コメント)

        On lvl 10 the boss is your girlfriend and you have to beat her in an elevator.

        [–]Thousandtreads 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

        On lvl 11 you have to get her to say she'll still marry you

        [–]dcsauce 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Savage.

        [–]Mrmojorisincg 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I heard they had mini games where you have to spy on other teams practices without getting caught and how many balls you can deflate under 5 minutes

        [–]Poop_Slow_Think_Long 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Are there combos or is it button mashing?

        [–]lwbrown10 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Not the same ol' Madden as the ones before. HA, they showed us!

        [–]Mecha_Derp 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        It's probably an ultimate team challenge

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          [–]b700dyr34pr 14ポイント15ポイント  (18子コメント)

          Maybe it'll be one of those things that are so prevalent that Webster adds it to their dictionary

          [–]thisguy012 21ポイント22ポイント  (16子コメント)

          'Masterbate' is also one

          [–]cjq 16ポイント17ポイント  (15子コメント)

          Definately.

          [–]mrw1986 24ポイント25ポイント  (10子コメント)

          I see "defiantly" a lot more.

          [–]TrepanationBy45 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

          Thats just a typo of them hitting the A before the N though.

          [–]DiabloConQueso 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

          A before N except after I.

          [–]lazy_as_shitfuck 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Its not though...

          Source: for the life of me, its impossible for me to spell definately correctly.

          [–]cattastrophe0 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Up vote for proving your point in your comment.

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              [–]PM_ur_Rump 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Oh I definately masterbate with my tounge. Suprized I'm that flexable.

              [–]Misspells_Definitely 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

              What's the problem?

              [–]TheCheeseGod 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Webster has lost all credibility

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                [–]OffensiveTroll 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

                I could of spelled it rite if I wanted to!

                [–]DiabloConQueso 17ポイント18ポイント  (10子コメント)

                *have

                I could of spelled it rite have I wanted to.

                [–]bleeben 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                had*
                I could had spelled it rite have I wanted to.

                [–]DiabloConQueso 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                *ha

                Ha hauld had haelled hat haite have ha hanted hao.

                [–]OffensiveTroll 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

                For all intensive purposes, the words 'of' and 'have' are completely interchangeable when speaking American.

                [–]openforum2011 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                *Rite Aid

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                    [–]blackmagicwolfpack 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    Yes but they can spell tounge.

                    [–]edscape 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    So what part of ones anatomy is a tounge?

                    [–]chibolamoo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    It's the bit between the virginia and the aerosol. You never heard the phrase "going to tounge on her" before?

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                      [–]simon_C 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      If it looks like you've spelled it wrong, it's probably spelled correctly. TON-GUE

                      [–]DiabloConQueso 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      "Taun gway"

                      It's like a Tauntaun's cousin in Miami or something.

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                        [–]TrepanationBy45 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Yeah, augh! Always makes my eye twitch in online games when somebody says they're a "rouge", too.

                        [–]DiabloConQueso 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Only the snootiest of gingers use "rouge."

                        [–]theacorneater 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        I got that word wrong in a spelling test when I was seven. Never got it wrong ever again.

                        [–]HammerOfTheSlobs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I got "potato" and pulled a Dan Quayle "potatoe"

                        We had a bag of potatoes in the basement that i would see in the corner every time I was in the laundry room, so I dropped the 's', duh!

                        [–]Cpl_tunnel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        *tounge

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                          [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 142ポイント143ポイント  (14子コメント)

                          "HI KIDS! ...say, you wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water?"

                          [–]CrimsonKing21 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Listen here you pumkin-pie haircutted freak!

                          [–]istartedi 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Sure; but it's not just water and it's probably more than a cup. I carry it with me all the time. Happy to help.

                          Kid: MMll jj st stk

                          What's that?

                          "I think he's trying to tell us he'd rather stay stuck".

                          [–]Whargod 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

                          I, uh, have some warm liquid if you are really desperate.

                          Funny story, I USD to know an appliance repair guy way back and one of the things he services was refrigerators. Back then it was all freon and that stuff is nasty. Anyhow one day him and a coworker are taking one apart and a pipe let's go covering his partner's hand in freon. Apparently that is super bad news for your akin as you freeze up.

                          So I asked what someone does in that situation, warm water?

                          Nope, if you screw that up you could cause even more damage. However there is one thing you have that is at perfect body temperature.

                          So there he is, peeing on his coworker's hand while they try to get an ambulance. It was at that moment I decided never to mess with freon.

                          [–]DFB_Noobish 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          If you get out of the way quick enough it won't eve hurt -a.c. tech

                          [–]marksk88 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          Lucky for you, they stopped using freon as a refrigerant 20 years ago.

                          Edit: to save myself the time and effort, and hopefully save some of you the trouble of correcting me with your anecdotal evidence, I'm going to go ahead and qualify my statement by saying; they stopped using freon in over 95% of refrigerant and A/C systems around 20 years ago. Yes, it still exists, please stop replying.

                          [–]AerThreepwood 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          R12 and R134 still get referred to as Freon in my industry, even if it's not correct.

                          [–]Coomb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          There are many, many types of Freon. It's a DuPont trade name for a line of chemicals. Freon 23 (fluoroform) is still widely manufactured and used.

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                                [–]Finlin 251ポイント252ポイント  (70子コメント)

                                "Welcome to the Technology Museum! As you can see, our exhibit this month is about the 1990s. Believe it or not, these were cellular devices WITHOUT a touch screen. These were dark days, kids. Dark days indeed."

                                [–]danielsviper 186ポイント187ポイント  (63子コメント)

                                Alot of doctors, nurses and EMS still use pagers. Not really sure why, but i know they do.

                                [–]Subaudible91 179ポイント180ポイント  (36子コメント)

                                Reliability and simplicity. You don't need too many more characters than "PATIENT SMITH CODING"

                                [–]MannoSlimmins 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                Serious question, but aren't they on a different network than cell towers?

                                So, on the off chance that cell service is down, wouldn't pagers continue working?

                                Or am i mistaken on that

                                [–]aquoad 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Correct, completely different infrastructure. Pager messages are broadcast more like radio stations do, as opposed to cellular which has lots of smaller "towers" much closer together.

                                [–]Jibrish 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                This actually depends. Some (most) medical services have their own spectrum and broadcast centers to use for this. But not all pagers have their own separate 'infrastructure' as I assume you use the word. Usually the equipment is on the same towers but it's antiquated and tends to be it's own equipment on those same towers.

                                Some companies actually have pager services that are actually just text message machines in disguise. Some have something similar to radio towers (which honestly is the same concept with cell phones).

                                [–]Nakotadinzeo 57ポイント58ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                Unless your out of AAAs and your newer employees don't know how to send messages to a pager...

                                [–]HighGainWiFiAntenna 30ポイント31ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                Authentication, authorization, and accounting ?

                                Automobile association of American ?

                                [–]reseph 146ポイント147ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                Batteries

                                [–]demtubez 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                When the morning's gone and you can't go on

                                [–]reseph 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                Just go out and suck a dong ♪

                                [–]jihadcw 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                Yes but where do I put the cable? I can't find the USB port on this thing.

                                [–]SmartAlec105 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                In a Pathfinder campaign that was post apocalyptic, my guy came across triple A batteries and determined that it means an entire artillery battery is contained within that small device. He hoarded any he could find.

                                [–]youfrickinguy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Found the IT nerd!

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                                  [–]HighGainWiFiAntenna 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  In text I'd call it triple-a. Or say I'm out of batteries. What size. AAA. Being a tech guy my first thought my my tacacs server.

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                                    [–]CharlieDeBeadle 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Lack of batteries and lack of ability applies to pretty much every portable device ever.

                                    [–]ShannonMS81 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Nope smartphones are powered by perpetual motion machines. Didn't you know? Batteries in beeper last mere months! It's not like half the smartphones on the market probably have 4 hours of screen on time. /s

                                    [–]DarthWho93 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    they can google it? Learn to deal with batteries? I'm failing to see any issue.

                                    [–]KosstAmojan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Yeah, I've yet to find a place my goddamn pager wont go off. My cell phone on the other hand...

                                    [–]Akintudne 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Also, I believe cell frequencies can interfere with some hospital equipment, but not pagers, so they can carry them anywhere in the hospital and still be contacted immediately.

                                    [–]thenickdude 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    This is because pagers don't transmit, they only receive. So there's no interference coming from them.

                                    [–]SR2K 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Most modern pagers can actually reply either with preset messages or just a confirmation.

                                    [–]CostlierClover 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    AFAIK, they don't actually interfere with anything. People have their cell phones on them all the time anyways. The no cell phone signs are more about preventing annoyances than anything else.

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                                      [–]sewiv 34ポイント35ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                      They penetrate buildings really well. You can be completely out of cell service and still get pager service.

                                      [–]LEMON_PARTY_ANIMAL 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Seriously; I never have cell service in the hospital but my dad's pager always comes through

                                      [–]mer-mer-mer-mer-mer 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Posted this above but this is exactly why us nuclear plant employees are issued pagers. I easily get a signal inside the containment vessel up against a tornado wall when my cell phone loses signal walking in from the parking lot.

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                                        [–]zacht180 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        Exactly this. Most as a matter of fact do, and I know some portable radios even are capable of receiving a page and displaying a text message.

                                        [–]An_Awesome_Name 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        My town has volunteer firefighters in addition to the full time firefighters. They used a tone system on the main fire frequency to alert the volunteers by sending different tones to activate the pagers.

                                        [–]zacht180 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Yep. Fire stations normally have two tones, and the dispatch center is responsible for dropping them over the air to alert them. The first tone is an in-house tone for all the full time staffed and working crew, and the second tone is sometimes called a POC (paid on call) tone. The second tone is sent to the pagers of the volunteers/on call firefighters when the department is busy using its resources and needs more assistance.

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                                          [–]magmasafe 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          They're insecure though. It's weird that you can just look at them if you tune in to any POCSAG frequency.

                                          [–]the_old_sock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          That's why there are privacy protocols.

                                          [–]Nothinmuch 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Paramedic here. Our pagers don't even have screens. Just tones followed by unintelligible garbled voices. We just know to run to the truck and radio 10-8 to get our call info from dispatch.

                                          [–]Samurai_Shoehorse 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Because they don't allow for immediate answering. Doctors need occasional rest.

                                          [–]Tehrin 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          ISP Engineers use pagers as well, with IPmonitors linked to them to ensure towers dont go down at FUCKING 1 AM EVERY GOFQFE DAMN QMONTHTHTHHTHHHH

                                          [–]mer-mer-mer-mer-mer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          I work in a nuclear plant and we're all issued pagers like this, damn things can get a "BBQ has been delivered" page inside the bowels of any containment building.

                                          [–]Evilinc90 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          The systems are self-contained. The hospitals have the transmitters on location, so if there is a communications failure (ie. wide spread flooding), the service still works as long as the hospital is operational.

                                          [–]Iamwomper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Also incident managers within telecom companies.

                                          Source: was incident manager for telecom company until late last year.

                                          Also, pager reach is further than cell

                                          [–]C8-H10-N4-O2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          And a lot of business support for hospitals, especially anything technology-related.

                                          Something is down, or an MD unable to access something, whoever's on call is definitely getting a page. EMR is highlighting their favorite med as spelled incorrectly, but the doctor "NEEDS THIS FIXED YESTERDAY", you're getting a page (and god help you when there's an angry MD on the other end).

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                                            [–]Stunod7 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            Typical pager post.

                                            Oh look, someone befuddled by them being used today.

                                            Oh look, someone explaining why they're still used it healthcare.

                                            [–]Rickettsiarickettsii 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            Almost every US hospital system runs on a paging system. I carry my cell phone and pager with me daily, and take a guess which is more reliable.

                                            [–]losangelesvideoguy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            How would you know? I mean, how do you know how many messages you're not getting?

                                            [–]refriedbeanzz 87ポイント88ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                            Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

                                            title points age /r/ comnts
                                            Real alert to emergency crew 5355 8mos funny 551
                                            Medics see "A Christmas Story" comes true in the northeast. B 3019 1yr funny 413
                                            The spelling may have been from EMS dispatch laughing. 165 11mos funny 9

                                            Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

                                            [–]rws531 39ポイント40ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                            You're supposed to just repost the top comment and carry on...

                                            [–]flarn2006 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Woah.

                                            A pager.

                                            [–]Mypopsecrets 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Just pour some water on it. Emergency crews and loss of flesh aren't necessary.

                                            [–]deimosusn 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            There is always some stupid kid who does this. It's funny really.

                                            [–]LadyDeathMasque 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            You hush. This is Very Important Work Which Needs Doing.

                                            [–]PitchforkEmporium 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            ----E

                                            [–]I_Has_A_Hat 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            lol I had just done that myself, glad to see someone else beat me to it. Come on OP its not even winter.

                                            [–]Cyndershade 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Come on OP its not even winter.

                                            This made me laugh so fucking hard. Idk why, I just read it in like a distressed voice.

                                            [–]squamosal 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            Don't be ridiculous. It's winter in Australia.

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                                              [–]atomicrobomonkey 30ポイント31ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                              This is stupid. The solution is hot water, no need to call 911. If you're young enough to do this you're probably too young to have a cell phone. So someone had to run to find a phone and call, why not just run and get hot water instead?

                                              [–]FLMedic 46ポイント47ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                              You totally underestimate the things people call 911 for, though I agree it's ridiculous.

                                              [–]Nakotadinzeo 52ポイント53ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              I once called about thunder.. There's a story, I swear.

                                              A little background, 11 years ago A chemical plant near my house exploded. Loud boom, people died, evacuations were ordered.. The chemical plant was rebuilt, and operates today. There's also train tracks that carry all kinds of wonderful chemicals that runs nearby.

                                              One weekend night, I was watching TV and starting to snooze on the couch. My eyes were almost shut and I was as relaxed as i could be... Until a boom so loud it shook my windows occurred. It didn't sound like thunder, more like an explosion.

                                              Within a few moments, I was dressed and ready to evacuate.. I opened the door and listened.. no sirens.. So i did what I at the time though was reasonable.. I called 911 and reported what I had heard.

                                              A few minutes later, a Police truck pulls up and the officer is chuckling "It was just thunder, scared the hell out of me too" I thanked him and off he went.

                                              My friend works at the jail, he told me later that I wasn't the only one to do that. It was also an otherwise slow night, so no harm really done.

                                              [–]TheLordB 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              I would be really tempted to go to the house and start saying something like

                                              "The nukes just hit Washington DC and damn one went off a 20 miles away you better evacuate... I got to go warn the rest of the people."

                                              I am not a cop for a reason I guess.

                                              [–]felonius_thunk 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I think these are exactly the cops we need.

                                              [–]atomicrobomonkey 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                              I don't underestimate it at all. My aunt has a friend who was a 911 operator in the 90's making over $20 an hour. She quit and took a lower paying job because of all the crazy shit she had to deal with. Things like people calling 911 about a noise complaint on a construction crew. The caller would loose it when they were told it's within sound ordinance hours and it was completely legal.

                                              [–]FLMedic 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              That's good to hear. Years ago when I started I was completely naive to the amount of system abuse that goes on. I've been called to many ridiculous things such as to turn down the air conditioner, explain to people why the single antibiotic pill they took an hour ago has not cured them, had a 20 year old guy that was scared by a power transformer that exploded near him (no injuries) and many many more.

                                              [–]RadiumGirl 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              Things like people calling 911 about a noise complaint on a construction crew. The caller would loose it when they were told it's within sound ordinance hours and it was completely legal.

                                              On the scale of stupid calls we receive, that one's actually pretty tame.

                                              I once spoke to a lady who called because her washing machine broke down midway through a cycle and her clothes were still all soapy and she didn't know what to do.

                                              [–]zartcosgrove 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I want to hear more. That one's pretty good but I'm sure you've got some more gold squirreled away.

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                                                [–]barntobebad 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Or any other warm fluid that might be within easy reach :p

                                                [–]Xanethel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Bear Grylls approves this.

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                                                  [–]LadyDeathMasque 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  At least they didn't shoot their eye out.

                                                  [–]ask_me_if_Im_lying 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                  Tongue stuck on a pole... Sounds like my kinda Christmas story!

                                                  [–]rws531 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  I read "tongue" as "lounge" with a "t" and was confused for a few seconds due to the typo.

                                                  [–]Nick_Burns_ThatsMe 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Is.. that a beeper?

                                                  [–]yoyomommy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  A pager!

                                                  [–]Duliticolaparadoxa 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Seriously? you are gonna send an emergency alert before warming a cup of water in the microwave to free the kid?

                                                  [–]PastaMancerfink 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Where are you from that you have microwaves, but not hot water at your sink?

                                                  [–]storybooks4life 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!!!

                                                  [–]Akintudne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Gasp! You skipped the triple dare and went right for the throat!

                                                  [–]CriminalMacabre 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  As of 2012 pager transmitting stations are banned in Spain to make room for wireless internet, 4g and digital tv

                                                  [–]glonq 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  When I did this (yeah I was that stupid), nobody rescued me with warm water or anything. I yanked my tongue off the pole and spent the next few days tasting pain and blood.

                                                  [–]skepticaldreamer 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I've never understood this...couldn't you just pour warm water on the tongue and it would immediately become unstuck?

                                                  [–]Team_Ramrodd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Gotta have a sense of humor when you are dealing with so much stressful things each day! The Dispatcher wins!

                                                  [–]SmugSwinub 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  The first thing I noticed was the bruised thumb...

                                                  [–]ForrestParques 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I wanna know what happened to the thumb.

                                                  [–]Borborygme 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Does tounge rhyme with lounge?

                                                  [–]420blazeitquickscope 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  "Tounge"

                                                  [–]markko79 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Over the years, I've discovered that dispatchers for private ambulance companies can't spell for shit. The ones for public 911 systems at least graduated high school.

                                                  [–]VirtuouslyFelonious 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I'm an EMT and I was called to a candy cane stuck up a kids nose once. I doubt he'll ever have another candy cane again...

                                                  [–]iJakez 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Hey, my deceased grandfather played the rude santa in The Christmas Story! (He was a nice guy in real life!)

                                                  [–]ButtGardener 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  I have now saved this and I will also repost this in 3 months time for the karma whoring.

                                                  [–]domochomo 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Damn, gurl, fix your nails.

                                                  [–]tron1977 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  Who the hell still uses pagers?

                                                  [–]ZugTheMegasaurus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  *tongue

                                                  [–]_SideshowBobhair[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  Better than penis stuck on pole.

                                                  [–]Buavesy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  Dial 911.

                                                  "Yeah it's Quagmire. Yeah it's a window this time."

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                                                    [–]MightyMumble 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Concise.

                                                    [–]greatwhitenorth1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Looks like you stuck your thumb in your username

                                                    [–]gosutag -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    What's a tounge and how do I get one unstuck from a pole?

                                                    [–]pirhannah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    The real emergency here is how they spelled tongue!

                                                    [–]KungFooGrip 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Looks like someone triple dog dared him.

                                                    [–]-DonaldTrumpsHair- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Tongue

                                                    [–]jjmitchell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    9 months ago

                                                    [–]arkangelz66 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    It's happened here. https://youtu.be/iFkcEoRNSdY

                                                    [–]scozzie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    I would have said 'just like Dumb and Dumber".

                                                    [–]ButtsexEurope 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    I did that as a teenager because I didn't believe it. I got stuck. SO got hot water and sorted it out. No need to call 911. Lost a few taste buds, though.

                                                    [–]CBate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Why is there a picture of the pager and not the child?

                                                    [–]stophatn31 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    It says frajilea

                                                    [–]No_YouAreATowel -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                    Can someone explain why a beeper is still relevant? Haven't we come up with some app or alternative tech that is much more efficient then these archaic things?

                                                    [–]beatvox -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Is this picture from the 1990? Are pagers still working?

                                                    [–]Xaielao 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    The fix for that is easy. Slowly run warm water down the pole and over his tongue. He'll be free in moments.

                                                    [–]Vigilias 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    This is the exact same as if your bro gets stung by a jelly fish. You gotta do what you gotta do.

                                                    [–]Podo13 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Eh I did that when I was about 6 years old after watching the movie. Tore my tongue off before my friends parents brought warm water. Bled like a bitch. Nothing a little salt water didn't cure. No reason to call somebody over it.

                                                    [–]lesoup90 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Tongue*

                                                    [–]TDRzGRZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    You kids wouldn't happen to have any warm water would ya

                                                    [–]Alan_Smithee_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    That's awesome.

                                                    [–]8-Bit-Gamer -1ポイント0ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                    do people still use pagers? like can you even buy pagers??? real question here. if anyone still uses a pager related to work Id like to know where and what for please?

                                                    [–]Sourdust2 -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    I feel like some companies set up the systems and have basically just been like fuck it we already have a legally solid policy when it comes to pagers. Can't send nudes via page

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                                                      [–]ReaperSlayer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I licked a BBQ twice as a kid in the winter. First time I hit snow and didn't stick. Second time the bottom of my tongue stuck to the top of the lid.

                                                      [–]Ukxploder 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Someone must have triple dog dared him.

                                                      [–]obsolete_filmmaker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I don't understand why everyone thinks this is such a problem.

                                                      All you have to do is breathe through your mouth to thaw your tongue off, or pour water over it.

                                                      I can't imagine anybody really calling 911 for this. (I grew up in WI where this is common knowledge, but I recently impressed some Californian's with this knowledge, so I guess it isn't as common sense as it is to me....)

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