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I have three months... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Gehalgod 217ポイント218ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's weird. They usually give child molesters longer sentences than that.

[–]budabellyx 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

He must have been really bad at it.

[–]phillzigg 242ポイント243ポイント  (7子コメント)

3 months? Still too long

[–]DakkaMcDakka 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

Jesus Christ, that ain't a roast, that's a fucking holocaust.

[–]miaowzz 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, looks like he already survived that too

[–]Alex4G123 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Holocaust had some pretty roasty bits to it

[–]Occasionally_Girly 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god

[–]ApparentlyABear 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're going to ruin your family's Christmas.

[–]BubblingMonkey 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or make it'll be the best Christmas ever.

[–]killgod2121 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

straight up pulled the plug right there.

[–]Harashiri 160ポイント161ポイント  (3子コメント)

RemindMe! 3 months " :D ? "

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[–]Archeagus 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

... that's hardcore ...

[–]K--K 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

THAT IS FUCKING COLD MAN THAT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I'VE SEEN ON THIS GODDAMN SITE I LOVE IT

[–]DraculixThe True Roastbot 131ポイント132ポイント  (8子コメント)

I bought the first month of Reddit Gold, let's see if we can get him up to four.

[–]Only_One_Left_Foot 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit

[–]Waddupphttp://redd.it/3i909x 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is a massive chance that isn't OP in the picture haha nice one

[–]cdsparks 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Alright I got the 2nd. Who else is on board

[–]DraculixThe True Roastbot 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not many other subreddits can claim to have bought someone a lifetime supply of gold.

[–]NoXander007 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

someone

Except there's no proof of who that someone is. Did you check his post history? lol

[–]budabellyx 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

...Did you check OP's post history first...?

[–]NoXander007 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I, too, like OP, will go around public places and take pictures with strangers holding a crumpled piece of paper with words scribbled on them. /s

[–]gonothebrave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just laughed so fucking hard.... woo!

[–]howdypartna 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Three months til school starts and you go back to being the dean of Greendale Community College?

[–]Legface 62ポイント63ポイント  (2子コメント)

You look totally different to when you posted to Roast Me 3 days ago, you lying piece of shit...

[–]ixiduffixi 22ポイント23ポイント  (16子コメント)

Guys, serious, I don't know about this one. OP has posted twice with two different faces.

https://www.reddit.com/user/Climbers/submitted/

[–]iwillkicku67┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬[M] 9ポイント10ポイント  (15子コメント)

People post their friends all the time, as long as it's not shopped and they have a sign it's fine.

[–]Waddupphttp://redd.it/3i909x 15ポイント16ポイント  (10子コメント)

Both times OP made it out to be them in the picture.

I have three months

Roast me, you beautiful babies

seriously, if people are posting pictures of their friends or anyone but themselves they should have to say so or be flaired differently

[–]iwillkicku67┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬ 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

I mean, it's the internet, he could have posted it as "friend has three months..." and we'd be none the wiser (as a matter of fact, both of his submissions may not be him), we just have to hope people don't just hold up signs for pictures without reading it first... But in this case, he looks like he knows, and that's really all we can hope for.

[–]Waddupphttp://redd.it/3i909x 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm sorry but how can a sub dedicated to just straight up abusing people at their own will be so lackluster about verification? How difficult can it be to have a rule saying "you must include your username on the verification" and "if it isn't you being roasted, but a friend, you must say"

[–]DraculixThe True Roastbot[M] 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Including a username won't stop people saying "here, let me take a picture of you holding this sign". It just stops people posting the photos of other verified roastees, which isn't as big of a concern. The only way it'd be foolproof is to have everyone post a huge contract along the lines of "I, the person holding this sign, consent to having this picture posted to /r/RoastMe, which is a comedy 'subreddit' hosted on www.reddit.com on the date of blah blah blah..."

Doing that would kill this subreddit flat, as everyone would just say fuck doing all that.

[–]Waddupphttp://redd.it/3i909x 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

So because it's impossible to fully verify someone you don't bother trying anything? That's just flat out lazy, what the fuck

[–]iwillkicku67┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬ 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

As Draculix said, we hand approve every post on this subreddit, but let me ask you, do you think anyone would bother posting here if they had to send us a picture of their drivers license/other photo ID? It just wouldn't work.

[–]Waddupphttp://redd.it/3i909x 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

When did I say they should do that? Nobody is going to say "omg you have to have your username in the picture? guess i'm not posting there"

[–]iwillkicku67┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬ 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

But how is including their username verifying them anymore than writing /r/roastme?

[–]DraculixThe True Roastbot[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wouldn't say manually approving each of the thirty-five thousand posts that have been posted here counts as 'not trying anything'.

For a team of 25 human moderators, that's about as much verification as we can manage.

[–]Waddupphttp://redd.it/3i909x 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

adding in usernamed verification would streamline the approvals! Seriously, it's not doing anyone any harm to have the rule but it can save some people a lot of abuse that aren't asking for it

[–]ewbrower 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Whooooops I just reported him, didn't read this far

[–]iwillkicku67┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry about it, it doesn't send us more than one notification.

[–]ixiduffixi 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Except in both circumstances OP claimed it as "me." Just seems a little fishy.

[–]DraculixThe True Roastbot[M] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still within the rules, even if it's not true.

[–]Dirtpig 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

You look very aerodynamic, like a human sperm.

[–]relevant84 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Except sperm is useful for something.

[–]Dirtpig -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hear OP's mom chugs gallons of the stuff.

[–]IiIiIiIi1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

She used to work at a sperm bank - got fired for drinking on the job. Sad.

[–]chin-do 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You look like Mr Clean three years after the AIDS started diminishing him.

[–]alittlebigger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a stick up, put the chemo in the bag

[–]derek_g_S 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY SHIT TODD FROM BREAKING BAD HAS CANCER??

[–]I_Am_A_Doombot_AMA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

... In the womb, right?

[–]nuggynugs 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This was OP 3 days ago apparently. There's the distinct and unmistakable wiff off bullshit floating around here.

EDIT: This is the full post https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3kjlt4/roast_me_you_beautiful_babies/

[–]timinator1000 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, I need to know where OP gets his hair cut.

[–]RoastCreep 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry, you'll live longer... the earth won't want something as grotesque as your corpse in it.

[–]PsySquared 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why would we roast you when the radiation treatments will do it for us?

[–]halosfan707 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 months left on your parole for being a sex offender.

[–]TheA41http://redd.it/3kv4h4 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your eyebrow looks like the liquor shakes threw off your drawing.

[–]SIy_Tendencies 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like you were going off roading when you drew on your eyebrows

[–]AngrySiouxBaru -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the bald Untalented Mr Ripley!

[–]kiki2k -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

...clean from attending meth-addled bug chasing parties?

[–]HipEddy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

These are the kind of problems you get for playing League of Legends bro

[–]DeweyHDhttp://redd.it/3iob12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 months old? look at that baby face.

[–]lobroblaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This sub should automatically link you to /r/imgoingtohellforthis. Some brutal shit on here. Yet I still chuckle. I'll see you all in Hades

[–]SonOfProbert 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scott Van Pelt wants his look back.

[–]pfunk42529 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To cheap to pay for your cremation? We can take care of that for karma and gold!

[–]NewRandomHero 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We don't need to roast you, your family will soon enough.

[–]ChristofChrist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are still coming through from the future!

EVERYBODY BACK ON THE PILE!

[–]Brad_patin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good luck losing your virginity.

[–]NotVeryGoodAtStuff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good.

[–]knuckle-sandwhich 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Buddy holly glasses and 17 year old pregnant Latina eyebrows. solid look

[–]destinypallooker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell god he's an asshole

[–]TimmahTimmah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 months? Best Christmas Present Ever!

[–]cxt93 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Three months until your head pops?

[–]Totes_Ams_Gril 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

see you in hell!

[–]randomshot86 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your future is more difficult to see than the words on that paper.

[–]devlachttp://redd.it/3kxorn -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing of aesthetical value was lost.