Microaggressions: A Case Study
We have a major microagression situation at, get this, Oberlin College.
Apparently there was an intramural soccer match scheduled at the same time as a Latin Heritage Club meeting. A White Male (uh oh) sent out an email to a Hispanic girl noting that he'd like to have her at the match, if she wasn't going to the Latin Club meeting. He wrote the most racist sentence since Mein Kampf:Hey, that talk looks pretty great, but on the off chance you aren't going or would rather play futbol instead the club team wants to go!!Anyone see the problem there? That's right, he said the f-word-- Futbol. He racistly appropriated the Spanish language. Here's what the Lantina maniac wrote back to him:
1. Your (sic) not latino, call it soccer. You don’t play futbol. Futbol is played with people (LATINO) who know how to engage in community soccer, as somebody who grew up on the cancha (soccer field) I know what playing futbol is, and the way you take up space, steal the ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball. 2. I'm not playing intramural once again this semester because you and your cis-dude, non passing the ball, stealing the ball from beginners, spanish-mocking, white cohort has ruined it (for the second time). Unless I find another team you won’t be seeing me. 3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it. You’re never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.But this aspiring young lunatic wasn't done yet -- she also published a complaint on the, get this, Oberlin Microagressions blog:
Ok. 1. Thanks for you thinking that the talk [referring to the Latino club meeting, I think] is "pretty great". I appreaciate (sic) your white male validation. I see that it isn't interesting enough for you to actually take your ass to the talk. 2. Who said it was ok for you to say futbol? It's Latino Heritage Month, your (sic) telling people not to come to the talk, but want to use our language? Trick NO! White students appropriating the Spanish language, dropping it in when convenient, never ok. Keep my heritage language out your mouth! If I'm not allowed to speak it, if my dad's not allowed to speak it, then bitch you definitely are not supposed to be speaking it. Especially in this context.Brah, do you even college? Maybe you should worry less about the purity of the Spanish language and more about the correct usage of the English one. Compare to Lukianoff's and Haidt's piece in the Atlantic suggesting that "microagression culture" is an insidious, harmful form of cognitive therapy -- as positive cognitive therapy would desensitize a hysteric so that the hysteric could behave normally, insidious cognitive therapy supersensitizes normal people into acting like hysterics.
Let's look at recent trends in higher education in light of the distortions that cognitive behavioral therapy identifies. We will draw the names and descriptions of these distortions from David D. Burns's popular book Feeling Good, as well as from the second edition of Treatment Plans and Interventions for Depression and Anxiety Disorders, by Robert L. Leahy, Stephen J. F. Holland, and Lata K. McGinn. ... Burns defines magnification as "exaggerat[ing] the importance of things," and Leahy, Holland, and McGinn define labeling as "assign[ing] global negative traits to yourself and others." The recent collegiate trend of uncovering allegedly racist, sexist, classist, or otherwise discriminatory microaggressions doesn’t incidentally teach students to focus on small or accidental slights. Its purpose is to get students to focus on them and then relabel the people who have made such remarks as aggressors. ... Burns defines catastrophizing as a kind of magnification that turns "commonplace negative events into nightmarish monsters." Leahy, Holland, and McGinn define it as believing "that what has happened or will happen" is "so awful and unbearable that you won’t be able to stand it." Requests for trigger warnings involve catastrophizing, but this way of thinking colors other areas of campus thought as well. Catastrophizing rhetoric about physical danger is employed by campus administrators more commonly than you might think--sometimes, it seems, with cynical ends in mind... It should be no surprise that students are exhibiting similar sensitivity...They are actively, and perhaps deliberately, training normal-functioning young people to be mentally incompetent neurotics, phobics, hysterics, and outright maniacs. By the way, Greg Lukianoff describes how he came to have this insight. He'd fallen prey to depression, and went through cognitive therapy to teach his brain to stop "catastrophizing" and to unlearn other pernicious mental habits. It began to dawn on him that the Social Justice Warrior claque was using cognitive therapy to go the other direction, transforming the mentally well into the mentally unwell.
All of these actions teach a common lesson: smart people do, in fact, overreact to innocuous speech, make mountains out of molehills, and seek punishment for anyone whose words make anyone else feel uncomfortable. Mental Filtering and Disinvitation Season As Burns defines it, mental filtering is "pick[ing] out a negative detail in any situation and dwell[ing] on it exclusively, thus perceiving that the whole situation is negative." Leahy, Holland, and McGinn refer to this as "negative filtering," which they define as
"focus[ing] almost exclusively on the negatives and seldom notic[ing] the positives." When applied to campus life, mental filtering allows for simpleminded demonization.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: redsweater at September 14, 2015 12:40 PM (v8Svi)
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Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)
What's the difference?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Rev. Wright at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (1DH1V)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (sPO3u)
I certainly hope so. You have a rough timeline on that?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: peapod at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (lVU49)
I think that may be the most specialist snowflake phrase in her whole specialist snowflake letter.
So basically: "I suck at this game, and you won't let me win, so I hate your guts."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (1DH1V)
Whoops! "English Composition." That's problematic.
Posted by: chiefjaybob at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (zajSQ)
Posted by: Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (RomHD)
I guess that princess didn't have freedom of speech in her homeland, Stupidcuntistan.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (+eVpX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (iQIUe)
So have fun with whatever else it was you were going to be doing.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (sPO3u)
Damn. I was hoping for violent and abrupt.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (tPO7+)
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (3ZtZW)
And it's not like futbol is somehow a different sport than England's "Football" or... whatever they call it in Germany or France.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (kff5f)
2. I'm not playing intramural once again this semester because you and your cis-dude, non passing the ball, stealing the ball from beginners, spanish-mocking, white cohort has ruined it (for the second time). Unless I find another team you won't be seeing me.
3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it. You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.
I guess a blowjob is out of the question, then ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (zc3Db)
But I am dead so........
Posted by: Zombie Desi Arnaz at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (D0NZx)
So, I guess in order to keep all sports racially pure, we now must ban non-Europeans from playing tennis, polo, baseball, basketball...
Also, no playing lacrosse unless you're an American Indian, and no playing hockey unless you're French Canadian.
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (O7MnT)
Worked great for us.
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (lVU49)
The kicker? The white girl they were attacking was born and raised and ethnically Spanish from Spain.
Recently there was a post saying not to learn sign language because it's cultural appropriation from the deaf. Honestly I can't tell if things are sarcasm anymore, we have reached ludicrous speeds for idiocy.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (n8XJW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (fFIVI)
Posted by: Jeb Bush is a tosser at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (6gR7l)
'Bout the time this youthful cohort assumes leadership roles in the Federal Govt.
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (LUgeY)
'Bout the time this youthful cohort assumes leadership roles in the Federal Govt.
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (3ZtZW)
So, yeah. Slow and painful it is.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (sPO3u)
She shd stick to doing things her culture does best: making hand made tortillas, which seriously are delicious.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (UzPAd)
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Who told her it was okay for her latina ass to appropriate email and use a computer which are white culture?
early Threadwinner nomineee
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Arson Wells at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (UnJ7w)
*is it loca?
Posted by: Chi at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (ybmra)
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (hvf9s)
*snort*
She's a real queen --- a queen of spades.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: SMOD2016 at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (XK6Rs)
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (2Ocf1)
I think that's pretty much a pancultural phenomenon.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ojst)
Soccer is a Latin American heritage sport? Kick the ball with your foot was played in ancient Egypt, Rome, China, and pretty much any freaking place where humans existed.
Also, I've played soccer with Latin Americans. There's no give everyone a Coke feeling about it. It's the same competitive spirit you get with any males playing a game.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (sNXsU)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)
Not to mention email and cell phones. I don't La Raza had much to do with either of those.
Hispanics also misappropriate freeway overpasses as the substrate for their literary efforts.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (2Ocf1)
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Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Jake at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (FfwgN)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
I learned in Narcos that the spanish word for asshole is asshole.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (0FSuD)
With the SAT scores of a boiled turnip.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Identifying as Pachyderm at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (zxnPQ)
be able to [play edit] your own heritage sport comfortably because of
your gender/race/ethnicity.
Soccer is a Latin American heritage sport? Kick the ball with your
foot was played in ancient Egypt, Rome, China, and pretty much any
freaking place where humans existed.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (jhqr1)
Modern-day soccer was invented in ... Britain. Pasty white Britain.
I believe we were discussing cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (HeZ0H)
The fact that this guy wanted to play soccer - AND that he wanted to play soccer with girls - says a lot about this guy ... nothing good.
Soccer is fine for children and aliens. Normal people don't bother with games that favor the armless. We like our arms and hands. Bobbing for apples sits higher on the gaming evolutionary scale than soccer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: nraendowment at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (Msv+6)
Futbol is from football, which like many other forms of ritualized kickball was developed at the English "public schools" of Rugby, Eton, etc.
Here I will pimp a book by a friend of mine, Mark Dixon, "An Eton Schoolboy's Album". He talks among other things about how each of the colleges has its own ballgames.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (JtwS4)
You can't win with this assholes.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (0LHZx)
Because no one wants to be That Person.
Posted by: Sal at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (MRX6w)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (/Ho8c)
I know Spanish, but I never speak it when dealing with Hispanics. Let 'em learn English, or let 'em wonder what it was I just said to them.
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (S32rP)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (i0ykY)
I presume he desperately wanted to go to college and couldn't get into any other.
That being so, I advise him, until graduation, to abstain from any communication with coeds--not even a look. Townies only, amigo, townies only.
Posted by: a6z at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (RMMQt)
Posted by: David W at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (Hi6cL)
appropriating the cultural activities of others. Mainly because they
can't really count themselves as authentic as long as they are
practicing white-man games. I'm just trying to think of what's best for
them.
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Yeah, like the one where they kill the losers? That "game" where they only use their legs and have to shoot a ball through a hoop mounted sideways on a wall? (Or "Ball in cup, heh?"
The only "heritage" this gal has that isn't barbaric and backward comes from white (Spaniard) Europeans.
The rest of it is human sacrifice, slavery, animal worship, polytheism, and tribalism.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (rwI+c)
Is the Gray-box comment hotel a micro-aggression?
As for the loony latina, chickie get a life.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (igkah)
I believe we were discussing cultural appropriation?
According to her the Asian Indians should stop playing cricket, I suppose, since it is white person's sport. Good luck with that honey!
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (2Ojst)
Elsewhere at Berkley on The Lake:
How I Became More Feminine on T
Even as a non-binary person, it's important to recognize that in a lot of ways I am privileged within the trans community. As a white, trans masculine person, my voice is often prioritized over my trans feminine siblings and my siblings of color.....
"Elly" Higgins September 11, 2015
oberlinreview.org/8521/opinions/how-i-became-more-feminine-on-t/
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (kdS6q)
Soccer was invented in England and was originally called "soccer."
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (S32rP)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (dciA+)
"Those are MIIIIIINE!!!!"
Sounds just like a toddler, honestly.
Didn't know they were allowing toddlers to attend university these days. Who is changing her diapers?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (+YMhA)
Okay, WTF does that even mean.
Posted by: mierda de retardado at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (hgBpU)
we stay out of soccer
you stay out of baseball
i'd like to go back to the days when you could understand the player interviews
Posted by: far north at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (v5kJ7)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: cis-normative white male Oberlin student at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (PFy0L)
He wanted to hang out with chicks in relatively skimpy clothing doing things that would get adrenaline *and* their endorphins pumping? I can see a lot of Moron Approved possibilities there, really.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (dciA+)
Hey, while you are in the barrel, could you update some of the "reading" material? All of the pages are stuck together.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c)
Um, was that in English?
I don't even know what....it was talking about.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c)
Sorta. IIRC the winning team got sacrificed to the gods.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Donald Trump at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (dciA+)
If this woman really thinks Spanish is her "heritage language" and non-Hispanics shouldn't be speaking it with their unclean mouths because it's appropriation....
Why is she speaking English?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Cygnus at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (fdavN)
Posted by: White Cohort at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (IN7k+)
I think you are thinking of ISIS.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (+YMhA)
This fucktard probably feels as I do. She feels inferior, but the difference is that she blames *others* for her feelings of inferiority. In this idiots case, I'd guess the feelings are justified. I'm glad she won't be spreading her crap DNA around.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (+eVpX)
Aztecs merely dragged unwilling captives from conquered tribes up a bazillion steps to carve still beating hearts out of their chests with obsidian knives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (igkah)
Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch-San at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (JtwS4)
I stopped speaking Spanish with Hispanics when I kept getting lectures about not assuming they didn't speak English. *shrug* OK then, I will speak English.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)
Trade-school for the win.
Or possibly one of the military schools.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (kff5f)
Aztecs merely dragged unwilling captives from conquered tribes up a bazillion steps to carve still beating hearts out of their chests with obsidian knives.
Ah. Half remembered anthropology lets me down.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (sNXsU)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt TrumpProd (tm) at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (s2OJe)
Posted by: pointsnfigures at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (LnE5F)
Uh oh, someone needs to tell Planned Parenthood to stop appropriating Aztec culture, stat!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (JmGFJ)
I call it, "Get fucked."
Follow up therapy includes, "I do not give a fuck about whatever baby babble falls from your infant mouth, you useless hysteric."
Posted by: Warden at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (wHAYQ)
Aztecs merely dragged unwilling captives from conquered tribes up a bazillion steps to carve still beating hearts out of their chests with obsidian knives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (igkah)
Yeah, when the fluffy liberal "social workers" explained to me how I should be sure to share my Mayan son's "cultural heritage" with him, I asked them when I should tell him about playing sports that ended in the losing team being sacrificed to the gods.
Probably shouldn't have said that out loud, judging from the reactions.
And honestly, my son's cultural heritage is hot dogs, apple pie and Ford trucks, but hey, YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (2Ocf1)
I am now officially scared shitless at the prospect of sending my boys
to college. They are healthy, athletic and smart pre-teens. You can
see the problem here already
Full time work + online degree FTW
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Killerdog at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (+S3j7)
Next question, though: what chance does Oberlin think they have of inveigling some employer into hiring her at graduation day? I myself would rate that chance as non-zero but probably not greater than a SMOD sighting as invocation speaker that day. What the hell is the value of an Oberlin degree if she is this nutso?
But I could be wrong.
Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: The Old Guy at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (cHuNI)
Who knows, this Latina may have been normal before she was brainwashed to hate whitey.
Posted by: Coolio at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (tIPkE)
aren't Spaniards considered Europeans, you know... white?
Posted by: mallfly at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (qSIlh)
Damn! We get yelled at when we tell people to speak English and then we get yelled at when we mock Spanish! Just what, exactly, are we supposed to mock?!
Ay fucking yi yi.
Posted by: White Cohort, wearing mock turtlenecks at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (2Ojst)
As the world has encouraged everyone to unleash their inner child (ego), everybody's gone bugfuck crazy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)
So much racial healing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (v9gSJ)
2. Can't wait for the intet-mural Narco-Trafficking game on the last Thursday of Latino heritage month.
Posted by: INA_ginalship at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (o6B4x)
She'll get a job at La Raza or the federal government.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (rwI+c)
That's why Mel Gibson made Apocalypto. The best part was towards the end, on the beach, when you see the Spanish ships coming in and you think, "Thank G-d someone is coming to kill these insane savages!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (zc3Db)
Apparently White folks can't claim English as our heritage language. I can understand that.
This is what happens these days when you try to reach out and create some communication with the victimologist zealots.
He should be thankful he didn't hook up with this skank. He might've woke up with a shiv in his ribcage or his penis cut off (Bobbett's paramour slicer was an Ecuadorian I think).
Them Latinas got some hot blood and react badly. Time for some deportation. Take you, your heritage language and your fat ass back to the tropical/desert hellhole you escaped from honey.
Even if that was LA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (k8tEg)
As stated upthread, the modern version of soccer was invented by the British.
If you want to consider kicking a round thing with your foot as the "invention of soccer", historical artifacts from Egypt predate Aztec artifacts by a YUGE margin.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (2Ojst)
No, that doesn't sound in any way lunatic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (JmGFJ)
Wait, I'm pretty sure Latin was the language of the white European Romans back in the day, so who is appropriating whose culture?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (6xtq3)
Was at my daughters University this weekend (both my wife and myself are alumnus also), she was saying that the female/male ratio is now 3 to 1.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (sgrzZ)
Is she hot?
Cuz, you know, that would change things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (LUgeY)
Trump / Cruz '16: Grow The Fuck Up!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Pat at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (5rEW8)
No, that doesn't sound in any way lunatic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (JmGFJ)
Wait, I'm pretty sure Latin was the language of the white European Romans back in the day, so who is appropriating whose culture?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (+YMhA)
Togas, orgies, vomitoria...typical collegiate life, really.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (2Ojst)
My Monday brain cannot remember the name of it, but there is that Tumblr blog that records these sort of things and ranks their offenses. I've loved it for a while, mighty good satire. It was linked in the sidebar a while back as well.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Average Jen at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (ffKKj)
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (Vz7fy)
I call it, "Get fucked."
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I am interested in publishing your book based upon this outline. Can you expand it to treatise length?
Posted by: MTF, Fake Book Publisher at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Jimmy don\'t play that at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (F5OyJ)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (igkah)
Posted by: USA at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Hari Seldon, Psychohistorian at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (d6WC4)
Posted by: AndyN at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (rbmSn)
Boy that's a culture I want to emulate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (x3GpS)
BTW, if David Brock's ass was on fire, I wouldn't piss on it.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: USA at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (tfM+W)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (0O7c5)
heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.
Has anyone pointed out to this ignorant piece of offal that the current world champions are Germans and Americans?
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (rHXGG)
These fools have pushed too far, too fast. Reap the whirlwind mother fuckers.
and don't send your kids to these psycho colleges.
Posted by: prescient11 at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (W7w/T)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (fFIVI)
I mean where does that come from?!?! her sucking, I guess
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (Vz7fy)
The evil, white coed who invited her to play the Nazi version of futbol is almost as racist as Trump himself.
Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (l2dSQ)
young people to be mentally incompetent neurotics, phobics, hysterics,
and outright maniacs.
.
.
.They are setting these kids up for big time failure. It will hit them the first time they try some of that attitude in the real world.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (iONHu)
Or possibly one of the military schools.
I attended both and heartily recommend them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (LUgeY)
Convert to the LDS religion and send them to BYU. None of that crap there.
There are a handful of other Unis that are possibilities, but the number is shrinking by the day.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (jhqr1)
How the conversation would go if *I* was the kid at Oberline.
ME: Hey, that talk looks pretty great, but on the off chance you aren't going or would rather play futbol instead the club team wants to go!!
HER: 1. Your (sic) not latino, call it soccer. You dont play futbol. Futbol is played with people (LATINO) who know how to engage in community soccer, as somebody who grew up on the cancha (soccer field) I know what playing futbol is, and the way you take up space, steal the ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball.
2. I'm not playing intramural once again this semester because you and your cis-dude, non passing the ball, stealing the ball from beginners, spanish-mocking, white cohort has ruined it (for the second time). Unless I find another team you wont be seeing me.
3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it. Youre never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.
ME: So.... an after futbol blowjob is totally out of the question???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
I love that she's all "stop appropriating me, also I'm a beginner."
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (U8W/7)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (wAQA5)
Whose appropriating who?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: JEB!!! at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (B+WNb)
Ugh, we're already worried about it and it's 5+ years off...We were thinking someplace like Northeastern where they have semester-long internships which get the kid off campus and accumulating decent work experience.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (NOIQH)
She's a foul-mouthed leather bag.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (CteRs)
Posted by: USA
There's one right next to Perra Loco.
Posted by: White Cohort at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Average Jen
No, no, no. Bullroarer Took invented golf.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (sgrzZ)
Had to sit through a similar scene at a Xmas party. Latina chick got a card with a chihuahua on it. She freaked.
Only, she has a chihuahua. Brought it to the party.
And so did her friend, who have her the card.
Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (sNXsU)
"3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it."
I'd like to know what his Hispanics pals said about her comments. I'd bet it would include a word that rhymes with 'reach'. Unless she's implying he's not allowed to complain to his non-white friends.
Posted by: mallfly at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Insomniac
Once again for the plebes, vomitorium is an exit from a public space.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (igkah)
heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.
Has anyone pointed out to this ignorant piece of offal that the current world champions are Germans and Americans?
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (rHXGG)
Invented in that famous Latin nation of England, no less. Maybe she should go back to playing Jai Alai. Oh, wait, dippy broads ain't allowed to play that one.
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (k9qR4)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (l3vZN)
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Hey. sugar tits. Soccer as we know it today started in *CHINA*
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Denor Jeb looking for your women at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (oDCMR)
of inveigling some employer into hiring her at graduation day?
She'll get a job at La Raza or the federal government.
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Also, people like her get jobs in H.R. (for diversity quotas) and in the administration of education.
It's a fucked-up system--the parasites invite in and encourage more parasites--and blame the host as shit keeps getting worse.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (ZvKdv)
Helen Mirren doesn't hug back?
She's a crappy hugger.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: White Cohort at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (go5uR)
Okay, I have something to put in your mouth, then.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (2Ocf1)
That sounds like triple the odds of a "rape" charge.
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (Vz7fy)
Posted by: Average Jen
Man up: Grab a caber and toss!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (5buP8)
Instead, if anyone speaks Spanish around me, I glare at them suspiciously and mumble, "same to you, pal"
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: joe at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Van Helsing at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (UsgHM)
********
Actually, Bejing is pronounced something like Beyy-TZING in Chinese.
I know this because I have a Chinese coworker and tried for months to say it correctly during the Olympics. It became a running joke.
Posted by: Warden at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (wHAYQ)
My ancestry is from the British Isles and I am fairly certain that they play "football" over there.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (hLRSq)
The Noble Savage myth was invented by whitey. Do not think this chica will appreciate that inconvenient truth.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (l3vZN)
When you keep getting in the way of Darwin, don't be surprised what manages to survive!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: A Village at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (8ZskC)
And fundamentally, these perpetually angry nimrods want to tear down EVERYTHING, and this penchant for seeing microaggression in simple discussions is a symptom of their deeper mental illness and the philosophical danger they pose to us all.
And why would any near-normal human being want to attend Oberlin College? It's expensive and frankly not at all outstanding academically. It must be for some perceived cultural cachet associated with it.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (+eVpX)
So miss Jenner-Fer, when, exactly, are you gonna have your pee-pee whacked?
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (+S3j7)
Also, nice guest you are.
Democrats' Invasion USA strategy bears fruit.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (igkah)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (/Ho8c)
Jimmy Fallon is going to be
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (zF6Iw)
Quidditch was officially named a club sport at Oberlin this semester in a move reflecting the growing number of participants on campus. The team now has a full-fledged budget and travels to events as far away as West Virginia.
Oberlin's chapter functions as an all-gender-inclusive team. Martin said. "Whenever I do want to play sports, people are like, You're female presenting, so we're not going to take you seriously, which isn't true when you play quidditch."
tinyurl.com/nfzctgw
www.facebook.com/oberlinquidditch
Sorry, but we have no intention of taking you seriously at all.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (kdS6q)
Bernie Madoff and every white collar swindler combined never ruined as many retirements as higher education debt.
I'm almost wondering if conservatives should sit on our hands and let the tuition increases keep shooting upward until the whole thing collapses.
Posted by: Coolio at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (tIPkE)
What's the word on Esperanto? Is it still okay?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (+eVpX)
After that old injury is remedied, we can talk "acts of love" all day long.
Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: President Obama at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (13/PI)
Legacy Americans should've been more serious about the border because the replacement ones are crazy.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (/Ho8c)
The pharmaceutical industry looks forward to the graduation ceremonies: "Here's your diploma and your prescription for lithium and Xanax."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (hLRSq)
Be careful what you wish for... there is this really big group of WHITE people who don't seem to use that as a tribal identity, although you are FORCING that exact identity onto them.
Posted by: BB Wolf at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (IN7k+)
I think you are thinking of ISIS.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (+YMhA)
++++
No:
The Brutal and Bloody History of the Mesoamerican Ball Game, Where Sometimes Loss Was Death
There are even some depictions of ball players playing with the heads of the losers in place of a ball.
http://tinyurl.com/o34mxsx
Mesoamerican ballgame
Decapitation is particularly associated with the ballgame-severed heads are featured in much Late Classic ballgame art and appear repeatedly in the Popol Vuh. There has even been speculation that the heads and skulls were used as balls.[57]
57. Schele and Miller, who state that "occasionally [sacrificial victims'] decapitated heads (sic) were placed in play", p. 243.
http://tinyurl.com/8rafttv
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (IN7k+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (iQIUe)
Why?
Spanish is racist.
Hey chica, you cover this in Ethnic Studies yet?
Posted by: PJ at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (cHuNI)
Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (sNXsU)
I don't know this world anymore.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (CteRs)
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (aus0J)
Altho I can't tease them too much as I was going to a field hockey game . .
which btw we whiteys stole from South Asians playing cricket . . . so wait . . . who's allowed to play that then? Only South Asians who live in England?
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (Vz7fy)
I like to eavesdrop on their conversation particularly if it concerns me.
They are so arrogant they think no White person ever could learn Spanish and will say the most nasty things about them in Spanish to each other.
It's petty and childish and that about sums up the whole group. (talk about stereotypes but it happens A LOT)
The only things they have going for them are the acquiescence of other people and their numbers. Which is what the invasion is all about. Both here and in Europe.
Somehow they think that they can take over the country and everything will stay the same only they will be on top.
Sadly they've failed more than once to build and maintain a Nation and it's just possible that they're culture is not one that is amenable to maintaining a free and expanding country. History has proven that so far.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (8ZskC)
community soccer, as somebody who grew up on the cancha (soccer field) I
know what playing futbol is, and the way you take up space, steal the
ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball."
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And since your culture almost uniformly produces backwards shitholes, perhaps you should learn the American way.
Posted by: irright at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (zxnPQ)
having watched some college kids "playing" it, it looks about as ridiculous as you'd expect.
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (Vz7fy)
Sounds like Munich will be full of Arab assholes sleeping all over.
Something tells me a bunch of drunk Krauts are not going to put up with any towel heads telling them not to drink. Just a guess.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (vgIRn)
...
...
...
I want to know how they get the brooms to fly.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (0eidE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (6xtq3)
[...]
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (zc3Db)
Never underestimate what a guy is willing to do for pussy.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (igkah)
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (BnoMJ)
Ummm..... scuse me miss snotty bitch.
Wouldnt you be "Latina" not "Latino" ????
Not that I speak spanish or anything tho.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (8XRCm)
"Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (aus0J)
So, she doesn't give head.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:16 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)
amen
Posted by: the real ch3 at September 14, 2015 01:16 PM (IG5KL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:16 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (sNXsU)
Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (Baojj)
Or is this a by-product of the College experience?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)
It's hard to follow the formatting but she intercuts her rant with his response and her comments. This is Oberlin, even the guy is a white cis-dude he's been indoctrinated.
So he tries for cred talking about his Costa Rica-born father and his latino godfamily (she says don't brag about having brown friends), he mentions the volunteer work he's done in Zimbabwe.
Yeah, she calls him racist for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (ariQ4)
Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (0eidE)
...she typed in English without a trace of irony.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (oVJmc)
Maybe if I told her to bring me a cerveza instead...
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (iIzG7)
I dunno, something tells me they're not actually playing quiddich, but have stolen an IP-able name from a famous author without payment or attribution and are using that for some *other* sport which probably looks quite ridiculous and has all the fan-appeal of Calvin-ball.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (igkah)
Or is this a by-product of the College experience?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)
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.... yes...
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
That's a justification for microagressions; in reality, they're more that Sarah Hoyt described as completely random, you can't step there, for some incomprehensible reason, and the reasons change by the second.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (8ZskC)
uhm, no. We stole field hockey from native americans when the French named it 'lacrosse'.
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (CteRs)
After that old injury is remedied, we can talk "acts of love" all day long.
==========
I've a brother-in-law. Solid Republican. Born in Mexico.
Hates the Alamo. Some BS about how the Texans stole Texas from Mexico. Like we were the invaders or something.
Yeah, none of it makes sense to me either.
I'm going to get him drunk here over the holidays, while drinking his Mexican tequilas, and see if I can rile him up again.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (ZvKdv)
259 How can one play quidditch without a flying broom?
having watched some college kids "playing" it, it looks about as ridiculous as you'd expect.
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (Vz7fy)
I'm really, really hoping that they run around with the broom between their legs pretending like their flying. Please say it's so.
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (13/PI)
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (6xtq3)
Would you put your dick in that mouth?
No Thank You!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (x3GpS)
That is one steamed up hot tamale. Shoosh.
......................
He scared the baby cheeses out of me.
Posted by: Sofia Vergara at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Ike Turner at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (zc3Db)
*is it loca?
Posted by: Chi at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (ybmra)
Good point. With that level of crazy she must be smokin' hot.
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (zoehZ)
they're two different sports
and field hockey was invented in India when a cricket match was rained out . . . long story just trust me
I know my hockey Karl
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (Vz7fy)
Posted by: mierda de retardado at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (hgBpU)
Ummm..... scuse me miss snotty bitch. Wouldnt you be "Latina" not "Latino" ????
Posted by: fixerupper
Actually, I've seen a "gender neutral" variant of latino/a in use in the wild.
One was something like Latinx, and the other was -- really for trulies -- Latin@
Latin@ being the trans inclusive one.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Coolio
Libs know they can't compete with a competent, not crazy as a shithouse rat, job applicant so they trying to weed out the white guys by running them out of the universities to make their odds better.
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (2oWD2)
That is one steamed up hot tamale. Shoosh.
......................
He scared the baby cheeses out of me.
Posted by: Sofia Vergara at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (wAQA5)
You stop that right now. That's nacho culture!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)
Yes, I went to the Bata Shoe museum in Toronto in the effort.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (sgrzZ)
Some white bitch was cheering the murder of the trooper. What a nasty excuse for a human being They are often these white housewives. No wonder these thugs find them so easily to manipulate.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (3ZtZW)
Aww, she's a dotty leftist but I still like her.
Saw the National Theatre Live's encore performance of The Audience this weekend; plays Elizabeth II from the age of 24 into her eighties. She was wonderful, deserves her Olivier and Tony. There was a Q&A with her after the play. Apparently the Clintons came to watch the show on Broadway.
Shocking: Bill Clinton was alone with her in her dressing room and did not take the opportunity to cop a feel. He is slipping! Not so shocking: Hillary was late, she came separate. They waited and finally could late no longer for her and started the show. She snuck in later after it started. Tsk tsk horrible theatre etiquette form her; why am I not surprised.
I found it fascinating that the play (written by a leftist I presume) has one scene between Elizabeth and Thatcher, the two most powerful women in Britain, and of course resorted into turning it into a catfight between the two. *eyeroll* I thought lefties hated that stereotype? Trying to decide if is a case of Thatcher Derangement Sydrome or not.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (JtwS4)
Or is this a by-product of the College experience?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)
It's gotta start earlier, plus they're some pretty bitchy latinas. Pablo Francisco can explain all of this.
Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (0eidE)
Don't worry men, I hung me many a Mescan for horse thievery, cow rustlin', and on general principal for bein' assholes.
Posted by: Judge Roy Bean, Law West of the Pecos at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (aus0J)
I have no problem with this. If the school is going to fund things, better to fund things people enjoy than things that make people cringe and hide in the corner, afraid to speak.
If mudblood quidditch has staying power, great. If not, it will fade away.
If this is like the funding for clubs like RPG clubs when I went to college, Oberlin has some sort of bar that must be met, involving the club reaching a level of popularity. The real problem is when they suspend those rules in order to fund the finger nannies because social justice.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (2lndx)
yes.
and wearing those dorky robes
it was AMAZING
but again, my daughter plays field hockey (on, and lacrosse WHICH IS A DIFFERENT SPORT ENTIRELY) so I don't really have room to tease the Quiddichers too much
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Vz7fy)
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (k8tEg)
I believe the appropriate term for this case would be puta
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (wtvvX)
Let this be lesson.
If you want a Latina to lick your hot sweaty balls after the game, make an effort to include her while you're playing.
This is pretty basic stuff, guys.
Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)
Yes, I went to the Bata Shoe museum in Toronto in the effort.
I have seen both "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)
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Oh FFS. Remind him that Santa Anna's predecessor invited and encouraged Anglo migration to Texas.
Santa Anna reneged (can I use a French term here???) ..... reneged on the deal and started slaughtering Anglos trying to force them back out of Texas.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ike Turner at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Ui7Rt)
Yes, this!
Dude was trying to be all culturally sensitive and she just went off on him.
Last week she probably would have been pissed if he called it "soccer", earning him a lecture on how stupid Americans are for not calling it "football" like the rest of the world because of their own idiotic American football is just violent men blah blah blah....
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (sgrzZ)
If you showed enough sole, pumps might follow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (8ZskC)
They are forcing us into Tribes...
Be careful what you wish for... there is this really big group of
WHITE people who don't seem to use that as a tribal identity, although
you are FORCING that exact identity onto them.
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They want us to keep playing by the rules of "we're all human and equal."
Meanwhile--#BlackLivesMatter.
I do not like this.
Not one fucking bit.
It ain't my game but I know damned good and well there are huge chunks of people who will play.
Tribalism equals a shitty country, a shitty life and a shitty future. And that's the positive side.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Cheri at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Trump at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (GSJcT)
Example:
The University of Wisconsin uses it this way in the official name for its Department of Latin@ and Chican@ Studies.
OK, but how would you actually say it aloud?
"Well, this is where things get complicated," Prof. Chavez said. "Most people end up just saying Chicano and Chicana." Others, she says, prefer to make an "ow" sound, like "cow." But, she admits, there's no real consensus on this.
http://tinyurl.com/o9dvxu6
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Vz7fy)
That's okay, the rest of us will do it for you.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (kff5f)
Latin@ being the trans inclusive one.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Good Lord. Total insanity.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (/Ho8c)
Reminds me of an apocryphal story I read about one time where Lyndon Baines Johnson used to have Mexican prostitutes hired in for "entertainment" on Air Force One. Apparently, he did it so often, the prostitutes gave him the nickname "El BJ."
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (S32rP)
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (CteRs)
You run around with one between your legs like a bunch of four-year-olds in their cardboard box "Romper Room" cars.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: mallfly at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (qSIlh)
And this would not be some "Latino" heritage thing, it would be a Mayan Indian thing. The Mayans were pretty harshly treated (and their descendants still are, to a degree) by the Spanish heritage Mexicans (who own most of the country and run things). Why do you think these people come North looking for work? It's not the Spanish descendants in Mexico that come North, primarily.
I'm sure that this unpleasant young woman at Oberlin is probably of mostly Spanish heritage, which has frankly brutally over-ridden the indigenous culture that existed there previously.
Not that I really care, but she sounds like the typical upper class Spanish that rule Mexico; a frankly arrogant POS.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (RFeQD)
Third World children don't have time to worry about Micro-Aggressions.
Or simply finding/catching/stealing enough food to not starve to death this week.
They worry more about Bokko Harem capturing and /raping enslaving their asses.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM
Ok, next you will tell me that Rugby is different from football. (US football)
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (CteRs)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (l3vZN)
As to Mirren, I use to see her in all these old movies where she was buck naked sometimes thru the entire film. Saw her in a movie in 1989 or 90 where again she was naked. She just cant keep her clothes on.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
May the lord have mercy on your soul....
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)
I host twilight parties and still don't get laid.
Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (0eidE)
You can say the most banal thing, but if lil' Latina (or whomever) decided what they really heard was something culturally insensitive then it's your fault.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ben H at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (gJEsZ)
Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (VRc/p)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (ariQ4)
Humanity's technology has reached the Heavens. Now the hubris of the humans who think they know everything but understand nothing, in their attempt to cement their power by creating Balkanized enclaves that can not speak to each other since none share a common language, have created their own downfall. Because people who can not talk to each other can not keep functioning all the structures that allow them to reach Heaven.
Now that Babel is collapsing, will we now see the Whore of Babylon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (igkah)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Good Lord. Total insanity.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (/Ho8c)
Fuck. This. Shit.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (wtvvX)
"The Maya invented something similar to golf, when they launched a ball to a ring hanging from a wall. It was not a sport at that time, but a rite where the award given to the winner athlete was his own execution as an offer for the gods."
Posted by: mierda de retardado at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)
That explains your previous declaration of "now half gay."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (6nGV8)
Let this be lesson.
If you want a Latina to lick your hot sweaty balls after the game, make an effort to include her while you're playing.
This is pretty basic stuff, guys.
Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Zs4uk)
____________
Heh. Yep. The point of playing sports with girls....isn't the sports.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Oberlin Latina Whiner at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (JO9+V)
I hope you're not volunteering, SomeSay. That sounds like a suicide mission to me. The whole "not in crazy" maxim comes into play at this point.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: rrpjr at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (igkah)
And how much will she charge for half and half?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (13/PI)
The "not being a douchebag" game can be won, but it doesn't have that adrenaline rush hysterics crave.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (bLnSU)
The University of Wisconsin uses it this way in the official name for its Department of Latin@ and Chican@ Studies.
OK, but how would you actually say it aloud?
"Well, this is where things get complicated," Prof. Chavez said. "Most people end up just saying Chicano and Chicana." Others, she says, prefer to make an "ow" sound, like "cow." But, she admits, there's no real consensus on this.
http://tinyurl.com/o9dvxu6
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (kdS6q)
What, were they taking inspiration from Prince's wacky unpronounceable, pretentious symbol days?
Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (Baojj)
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Is it because the "@" looks like an "a" doing a reach around???
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (8XRCm)
Yeah, it happens early. The "educaters"start with the earth hugging global warming stuff real early.
Got a 7 year old who freaks out if you leave the water running while you brush your teeth. As if it is a crime. Didn't get that from home, got it from school. Thanks lunatics.
Would that you spent as much energy teaching kids how to read as you do teaching them to "save the planet".
Tell me again how you need more money for the teachersand its for the CHILLLLLDRENNNN.
Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (13/PI)
Huh?
Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (0eidE)
So then professional teams never really got off the ground, I assume.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (8ZskC)
"do you have fairy wings on?"
- not something you typically hear during a sport
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (Vz7fy)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (dULJN)
Their music program is very very good, as I understand it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (rwI+c)
10-15 years ago, she would have been sent to the school shrink if she railed out a guy like that -- using, shall we say, racially charged language -- over an innocuous word like "futbol"
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Drew in MO at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Lea at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (lIU4e)
Unable to maintain healthy, stable relationships - a nation of Julias and Justins. So no more pesky families getting in the way of state power.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Billy Madison at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)
That explains your previous declaration of "now half gay."
Which will still be how I self-identify if we're arguing about teh gheys (which, hey, let's do that in 2025, maybe in the Spring).
Yes, I watched those movies to get straight-laid.
I am hornier than I am proud.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (JtwS4)
=========
Oh, I've mentioned that.
Now it's just a game--to fuck with him.
His rants don't make sense.
I'm not going to change his mind--I just want to see him get all worked up.
You know, that hot blood and all.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (ZvKdv)
Rush just said "the bottom is dropping out of Hillary!".
Apparently, the old gal now has a prolapsed anus.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (0cMkb)
intent of the speaker, only the interpretation by the hearer.
That's its primary value. Effectively, everything is criminalized.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)
You'd think any self-respecting social justice inquisitor would demand an end to Spanish speaking as the Language Of The Cis-Oppressor. Or is this going to be the next thing?
Posted by: gwelf at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (+7Usq)
Nice! I guess not ALL of the Oberlin females are batsh!t insane!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (AkOaV)
Gah, I'm a chick and I can't stand those types of films. (Though I'm a sucker for romantic British period films, go figure.) I'm so sorry! Hope you were well rewarded for your efforts.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (hvf9s)
..... reneged on the deal and started slaughtering Anglos trying to
force them back out of Texas.
Posted by: fixerupper
Probably waited until the Anglos had spruced the place up a bit.
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:31 PM (2oWD2)
Holy shit is that show still funny.
And chock-full of racism, sexism and every other -ism hated by the left today.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:31 PM (ZvKdv)
I learned in Narcos that the spanish word for asshole is asshole.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (iQIUe)
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Kick- ass series. Very we'll done.
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Walt K at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (sgrzZ)
They need to make people organically unfit for life -- insecure, helpless, dependent, and angry or intolerant against any influence that might restore independence and health.
Posted by: rrpjr at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (s/yC1)
On the nose.
See Ayn Rand, "The Comprachicos", 1971.
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)
The other non-trivial advantage is that every thing
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (ftVQq)
Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (noWW6)
Even if that was LA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (x3GpS)
Yes!
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:31 PM (ZvKdv)
That's a shame because Shrillary was a lock as Aunt Esther for a remake.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (zc3Db)
Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (JO9+V)
Holy shit is that show still funny.
And chock-full of racism, sexism and every other -ism hated by the left today.
----
Best ones were Sanford going after his sister...
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (UhRGU)
Probly so.
But you know? In the sane past the girl would have wrote back something like "with your little dick friends?"
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (rwI+c)
Am I still allowed to eat pizza, or would I be misappropriating someone else's culture?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (IN7k+)
I could misappropriate the ass out of a Round Table All Meat Marvel right now.
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (1DH1V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (8ZskC)
Not a racist imperialist word one like that. Besides, you can't reneg a people who were the first negs before Yakub created your sorry ass.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (2lndx)
why would any near-normal human being want to attend Oberlin College?
People who want to pay Yale tuition for their Ohio State degree.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (WDySP)
Does the hysteric dimwit not realize that they call it "football" in England?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (dKQ1C)
Somebody tell Juan Valdez to get his ass over here and pour me a fresh cup.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (IN7k+)
I could misappropriate the ass out of a Round Table All Meat Marvel right now.
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (1DH1V)
Pizza was invented in either New Haven, CT or NYC depending on who you talk to. So you're good.
But no one else in the world can eat pizza, watch tv, use electricity, use computers, use the internet, etc. without appropriating American culture.
So there is that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Pat at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (5rEW8)
Posted by: gwelf
Reconquista first, consistency last... if ever.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (JmGFJ)
Posted by: Lea
I don't care what she said, she would have had a meltdown if he'd called it "soccer".
There is no making them happy, so just make them miserable.
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (dULJN)
Another film called Lovely and Amazing (2001), had an actress asking an actor she just slept with to critique her naked body which he did -- brutally. And then she thanks him for his honesty. Why?
I found both these films degrading to women with nudity that had absolutely no basis to the plot but to humiliate the actresses. This is how the left treats women.
Saw another miniseries based on a true story where the maid pops in naked and all the characters shriek and one man covers her up and a doctor is called and she is sent away to a rest home b/c she is crazy. People who just strip for no reason are crazy -- not edgy -- nuts!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: X at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (ftVQq)
Also referred to Stalin as a 'meshugga.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (AkOaV)
___________
She'll never be fired. In fact she'll be your boss within 10 years of graduation. It's where we are.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (0LHZx)
Wait 'till you see what they're doing with the new remake of Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (iIzG7)
Latin Heritage Club meeting
Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)
--------I thought they made corn tortillas on a hot rock near an open fire. I must have failed world geography in elementary school.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)
I need a rulebook for this shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (OGm46)
Or is this a by-product of the College experience?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)
Someone (here, I think) pointed out that colleges have a lot of kids who crack in the first year due to a combination of stress and diagnosed mental illness. Basically they've lived their entire lives in a protective bubble that won't trigger any episodes and when they go off to school the stress and the change of surroundings causes it to surface.
So the answer to your question is "yes."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (OiH3z)
Oops is using lantina racistly appropriating? ...let's see, what to call her...
Posted by: dogfish at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (0LHZx)
well, I'd be pretty fucked seeing as how I'm a cisgendered white male, whom apparently she has some kind of racial issue with.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at
so we need to put our pants back on?
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (sgrzZ)
...and the Horde crashes Google and half the entire Internet
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (0dcbp)
Story time! When I met my wife all of her friends were leftist hippies. She'd gone to UVM (groovy UV!) and there was a big overlap between UVM hippies and Oberlin hippies because a lot of them had attended the same socialist Jewish summer camps as kids. So, even after college this was her millieu.
I went to Penn State and was a fraternity boy.
You should have seen how well the two sides got along at the wedding.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (n8XJW)
It's power plays, pure and simple.
It's a variant of the Least Able User problem when adopting new technology in an office. The entire office will be held hostage by whomever is the least able person to use the tech. It doesn't matter if everyone else can use it. If a person (especially a boss type person) can't use it, then that person's level of usage will become what the office does, absent the person leaving.
There's another variant that I've heard pastors discuss and that's the tyranny of the Most Devout Christian. That's the situation where the entire worship group or Sunday School or even church is held hostage to the offense taken by the person who is determined to out devout everyone else. You want to have some new music groups? They better not be playing the drums. A new outreach to the community? Well, it better be completely and obviously about God and, if not, how dare you be of the world and not in it. A movie? You want to church to go to a *gasp* movie? How dare anyone think Christians can even work in that Satanic medium! (Yes, all of those are real life examples)
It's about power and exercising power over others. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Frito Bandito at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (BxiNw)
Which basically means there is zero defense against a harassment charge.
Which means that anyone perceived as being in a victim class can destroy anyone who is on a lower victim tier at will.
It's kind of like feudalism, though leadership roles are not (yet) inherited, class status can be.
People who can take advantage of this have been trying to export it into general law.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)
They give syphilis to passers-by to take home.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (zc3Db)
Pizza is American. The Italians accommodated and modified the dish for Americans in 1944.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (iQIUe)
Cortez almost single handedly stopped the human sacrifices of the Aztecs
by, you know, killing the shit out of Aztecs. The Aztecs were actually
worse than Mel Gibson's, Apocalypto depicted them.
========
Conquest by Hugh Thomas is the same.
Every page, you're like "when do we get to the killing of these Aztecs?"
They were awful people and they deserved Cortez.
The thing I never learned in school was that almost ALL of the local tribes hated the Aztecs and were happy to help Cortez.
Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (kdS6q)
Flag on the play... you forgot the THE in front of THE Ohio State!
Posted by: The Ohio State at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (dULJN)
¡Calmo downo, mi bitcho!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (ftVQq)
Could someone please reprimand the Hispanics for this cultural appropriation?
Goooooooooooooooal!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: SMOD 2016 at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (UhRGU)
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (fMQoG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (iQIUe)
no doubt - hell our "minkey" division girls could cream them - if they ever stopped laughing!
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (Vz7fy)
These sorts _end up_ in HR.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (noWW6)
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLL
Posted by: Pat
My answer:
"Hey, that's nice. Could you pick me up a burrito from the lunch truck, babe? Make it snappy - I have an Aryan Heritage Club meetup in 10."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (JmGFJ)
The rest of the world has American culture forced upon them by American Imperialism. Odd that the left doesn't blame Hollywood for that. Instead they blame corporations who open up McDonalds and KFCs.
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (CteRs)
*shifty eyes*
Why, I have never heard of such debauchery!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (mf5HN)
which begs the question:
How the hell do they stand each other's manipulation long enough to even form the 'Latin Heritage Club' and other such bullshit?!?
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (0dcbp)
Sad almost 400 comments and not a pic. This blog is falling apart.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (sgrzZ)
"Comfort" is a reason.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
To me that's the most shocking part of this story. Here I was taking Applied Capital Theory and Calculus in college. I should have gone to Oberlin where I could major in fucking indoor soccer.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)
--------I thought they made corn tortillas on a hot rock near an open fire. I must have failed world geography in elementary school.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)
It's very common to see a Hispanic kid pushing a mower here. That brings a tear to my eye, realizing that he's in training for the next generation.
Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (Baojj)
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So..... Roman Legionaires???
Yeah, because Oberlin is a decent liberal arts school I first read that as "the club that gets together to discuss books in Latin".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (noWW6)
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I did not see ANYTHING in the article even remotely suggesting she is a lesbian.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
Also referred to Stalin as a 'meshugga.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
And Eva Braun as, "Wurstsack".
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (2oWD2)
the goalie should get double the credits
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (Vz7fy)
So he culturally appropriated her cultural appropriation. I think we're going down an Inception level rabbit hole here...
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (+s5bL)
Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: SMOD 2016 at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (UhRGU)
The Big Hit.
Trace-buster-buster-buster-buster!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (kff5f)
Kick- ass series. Very we'll done.
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (Fmupd)
========
The acting was great including El Gringo. But yes, all those south american actors were really talented. I was even said when Poison got it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (1DH1V)
This has been floating around for a while and I go back to it frequently. It was one of the first things to help me understand "oh, this is what's going on" wrt disinformation, the Gramscian effort, etc.
The idea is to fundamentally transform the American character, or at least our responses to certain things. Victim culture, microaggressions...these are progressions of the mimetic warfare programs of the Cold War. These programs are now running on their own, creating new viruses, infecting more and more things.
Things *are* getting dumber. That's on purpose, initially because a proud, muscular USA had proved unkillable through war. Now it's just decades of this rot in the culture and esp the places with massive leftist capture (higher learning, media, etc.).
Nothing like that had ever been tried before in history. And it mostly worked, although it ended up being a Longer March than the USSR's own lifetime.
If you think it didn't work, just compare our "face" internationally to Russia's. We're not the brand we used to be, although Russia's pretty much a known quantity too.
This and Evan Sayet's (sp) Heritage speech are both required if you have a wobbly (from the left) friend. They both present the arguments well, though Sayet's a bit snooty
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (TEt6C)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (mf5HN)
What I want to know is, why is it that people who want to leave people alone are exhausted, and people who want to endlessly meddle are energizer fucking bunnies?
It does help one understand why so many cosmologies of evil have evolved.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (bLnSU)
Her microaggression blog post is anonymous.
Of course we tried.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM
No....no. Is no more lemon Pledge in thread. I no can clean.
Posted by: Consuela at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (KrAjA)
Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)
--------I thought they made corn tortillas on a hot rock near an
open fire. I must have failed world geography in elementary school.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)
It's very common to see a Hispanic kid pushing a mower here. That
brings a tear to my eye, realizing that he's in training for the next
generation.
Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (Baojj)
-----Push? The 'kids' in my neighborhood have stand up riders.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (UhRGU)
My wife worked with an Hispanic woman who despised white people but white women in particular. She had accused her bosses at two different companies of racism. She is now a supervisor at her current company, having gotten her previous boss fired over discrimination claims.
Whining gets you stuff in modern America. Hard work is for suckers.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (bxoVs)
Posted by: Ben H at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (gJEsZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
In the company I work for, the HR department is kind of an after thought, full of lazy people who don't want to work or do anything.
Which is great TBH, because it means that no HR complaint ever goes anywhere. They mostly are just paid to hear people bitch about stupid shit (my cubemate breathes too loudly!).
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (AkOaV)
the damage done to the Russian/Slavic psyche in such a short time still persists over a generation after the Wall fell.
The damage from this - which is essentially an offshoot of the same exact psyops - will also persist for a very long time.
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:45 PM (Vz7fy)
Why, I have never heard of such debauchery!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (mf5HN)
The tape on your VHS copy finally snapped?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2015 01:45 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:45 PM (UhRGU)
Why, I have never heard of such debauchery!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: alexthechick
suuure....
http://tinyurl.com/kxxwkss
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (sgrzZ)
I think the root problem is that millenials raised in the era of omnicient Google regard all knowledge as a matter of received definition, that becomes "true" once it becomes non-disputed entry in Wikidpedia.
Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (k8tEg)
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (+s5bL)
Why do you hate rabbits??
Speci - ist!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (oQQwD)
It does help one understand why so many cosmologies of evil have evolved.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (bLnSU)
We're drunk?
Just spitballin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
Did we get a name?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (oVJmc)
)
Posted by: despair at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (ihXsr)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (bxoVs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (VPLuQ)
Carly, is going to kick The Donald's ass Wednesday, so you Trumpiods please don't be too butt hurt Thursday morning.
A sample of what is coming....................
http://tinyurl.com/nqdqhrd
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (0FSuD)
Did we get a name?
.
.
.When did that little detail every stop anyone here from posting pics?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (sgrzZ)
*raises hand*
Dibs on wrg's stuff that isn't already burned up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (JtwS4)
Because the ones who want to leave people alone are doing useful things that take up their energy. Or posting on the HQ. One of the two.
Whereas the people who endlessly meddle... well, they get exhausted, too, to be honest, it's just you don't notice because they spent so much time meddling, you're still trying to digest it all by the time they're rested up and ready to start again.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chris M at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (k3w9p)
Is she going to claim being a woman means she should win the primary again?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (bxoVs)
Is it wrong for me to think she is pandering to someone that is mentally ill? As far as I know, the daughter hasn't had surgery. I'd be tempted to say that you can be a guy when you move out and support yourself, but when you live here, you are still my daughter.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (5HBd1)
Beisoburo!Posted by: Bandersnatch-San at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (JtwS4)That's "Yakyuu" to you, sir.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (iQIUe)
Also, how the hell is she a loser noob if she crew up on the futbol field? Maybe she played some other position there.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (QVfCp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (bxoVs)
That's Hillary. The other democrat besides Trump.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (iQIUe)
Pizza, california rolls, fortune cookies, chicken tikka masala, fried chicken...all tasty examples of eeeevil cultural appropriation via food. Tasty, tasty appropriation.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (hvf9s)
Just spitballin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)
Spitballin'? Isn't that...?
Oh no, that was a different word you taught me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)
When Rush Limbaugh went deaf and had it cured via the then-rare cochlear implants he was attacked by deaf advocates because a cure for deafness means they aren't special snowflakes anymore, just a medical condition.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (S+N7W)
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
~ CS Elliot
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
*shifty eyes*
Why do you ask? Perv much?
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (X+nFp)
I'll start inspecting at the base and work my way along, and after I've gotten to the tip, I'll let you know. This is going to take a while, though.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (noWW6)
why is it that people who want to leave
people alone are exhausted, and people who want to endlessly meddle are
energizer fucking bunnies?
people who want to leave
people alone = hardworking, sane conservative libertarians who love their families
people who want to endlessly meddle = criminally psychotic totalitarian nutjobs with super-abnormally high brain activity
maybe.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (0dcbp)
Posted by: RoyalOil
Especially after they realized he could actually beat Montezuma. I was shocked to read that the Azteks were even more evil and demonic than I'd thought they were. Their penchant for child sacrifices reminded me of the democrats love of abortion and Planned Parenthood's selling of murdered babies.
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
She WAS smart enough (and the company dumb enough) to have gotten a very gold parachute after she fired thousands and ran the company into the toilet.
She's now at 5% and Trump has increased since his "face" comment.
She's using the "War on Women" trope for donations and to help generate a gender split in the GOP.
Yeah that's what I want to vote for. More PC, More amnesty, more establishment crap only this time from a historic first Woman.
NO. THANKS.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (x3GpS)
Just spitballin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM
Well, this is the Horde, and it's a day that ends in 'y' so, yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (KrAjA)
Posted by: Juan Valdez at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Denor Jeb looking for your women at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (oDCMR)
I recall that the deaf community is pretty belligerent, largely since the condition can be cured, they despise attempts to do so.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:52 PM (bxoVs)
At least if Panamanian Princess, Mexican Miss, Latina Loser is having hysterics about futball she isn't dragging a mattress around campus and saying that he raped her-not yet anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 01:52 PM (dKQ1C)
A sample of what is coming....................
http://tinyurl.com/nqdqhrd
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (0FSuD)
Bless yer heart.
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (1DH1V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (LXJ1e)
and her face is really weird looking
too much surgery and badly done. it's jarring
she should probably have been told that at some point by someone. it's helpful. Good for Mr Trump.
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (Vz7fy)
Oh, sorry.
You said the Deaf community.
I was thinking of a different community.
Never mind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (0dcbp)
This, basically. I'm pretty certain Carly Fiorina is a fan of speech codes and firings because you said an ungood thing.
No thanks.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (bxoVs)
Hard to believe we're getting to the point where white American's learning second language's is considered offensive to the language's culture of origin. When I was in college (10 years ago), white American's were racist for failing to learn second languages.
Then again, we're at a point where Hillary Clinton can say, in all seriousness, that she will only discuss racial issues with white people and the media reacts with a giant shrug. I have no idea what racism means on the left these days.
Posted by: FJ Min at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (BHcX6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (1DH1V)
The veil has been lifted from my eyes.
Fascinating.
Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (rjtGa)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 01:55 PM (LXJ1e)
WAS smart enough (and the company dumb enough) to have gotten a very
gold parachute after she fired thousands and ran the company into the
toilet."
All of which could be forgiven if Fiasco-rina were actually able to win elections. News flash from someone who lives in a state where she previously made a bid for Federal office: she can't.
She couldn't even get Republicans to turn out.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:55 PM (noWW6)
Taking my vehicle to my regular mechanic. I'll be paying for the repairs, but at least I know they'll be busting their asses to get the job done and in a timely manner.
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2015 01:56 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:56 PM (iQIUe)
I have passed that Atlantic article ace referenced along MULTIPLE times and have read it at least 3 times myself.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:56 PM (0dcbp)
Then again, we're at a point where Hillary Clinton can say, in all seriousness, that she will only discuss racial issues with white people and the media reacts with a giant shrug. I have no idea what racism means on the left these days.
Posted by: FJ Min at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (BHcX6)
We're around the same age. I remember my high school changing the "foreign language department" to the "world language department" because "foreign" had negative connotations.
And yes, Americans were stupid and culture-centric because they only spoke one language unlike those awesome Europeans who spoke multiple languages.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lurker Primus at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (tHP3B)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (iQIUe)
You have no idea...
Posted by: Lena Dunham, proud Oberlin grad and humiliating scenes writer of her generation at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (hvf9s)
Ju can' tell me no. I have rights.
I am. . . . Dirty Sanchezzzzzzzzzz.
Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Dafyd at September 14, 2015 01:58 PM (5CEmC)
Now that Babel is collapsing, will we now see the Whore of Babylon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (igkah)
________________________
You rang?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 14, 2015 01:58 PM (HSmrB)
Fired Americans.
Replaced them with foreign H1bs 'temporary workers'.
Forced the Americans to train their foreign replacements.
Yeah. Real Presidential material.
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:58 PM (0dcbp)
***
Sure.....I'll get right on clicking that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 14, 2015 02:00 PM (aeRWb)
Posted by: SunkmaniTuTanka at September 14, 2015 02:00 PM (ipVQJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (x3GpS)
Wow.
It's been ages and ages since I've heard the lovely old "oh yeah she just fucked her way there" slur thrown around.
It's nice to see that the classics remain.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 02:00 PM (mf5HN)
In fact the opposite is true, South American/Mexican leagues (i.e latino players) tend to be slower with more emphasis on individuals dribbling often to excess whereas European teams tend to pass the ball much more often and quicker. This is actually one of the reasons European soccer has so far surpassed Latin America in the sport.
Posted by: Chappy at September 14, 2015 02:01 PM (GefuU)
Posted by: John at September 14, 2015 02:02 PM (yCsJ+)
Funny story about "Message in A Bottle". One of the early dates with hot blonde. We rented this "message in a bottle". I figured fine, she wants to watch it how bad could it be. It had Kevin Costner on the cover so I should have known. Anyhow, we are watching it and its so bad, she leaves the room. I said, "seriously, lets watch it to the end to see what happens.It can't possiblyget any worse. I mean what could happen Kevin Costner going to die or something?"
So if you have seen the movie, you get the joke.
Yeah I married her.
Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2015 02:02 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 02:02 PM (dKQ1C)
Deer Latina chick: you have a really great ass and all, but let me put my white-northern-european hat on, and comment fuck and you, some assembly required.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 14, 2015 02:03 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: SunkmaniTuTanka at September 14, 2015 02:05 PM (ipVQJ)
Posted by: SunkmaniTuTanka at September 14, 2015 02:07 PM (ipVQJ)
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2015 02:07 PM (yqvys)
Deliberate crippling of not just one, but multiple generations.
And they wonder why I just want to watch the world burn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 14, 2015 02:08 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Rory at September 14, 2015 02:09 PM (qFu0q)
________________
Not to mention living in a country her racial and cultural forebears weren't capable of producing.
Does the stupid hispanic skank who wrote that e-mail even see the irony in bitching about appropriating somebody else's culture when she's living in OUR country?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2015 02:13 PM (a31sM)
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 14, 2015 02:18 PM (BnoMJ)
It would strangle them, and make them unable to report on anything outside of the weather...
Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at September 14, 2015 02:23 PM (MMfRt)
Oberlin's school of music is one of the best in the country (a relative of mine, a superb musician, is a graduate). But it's very, very liberal, which means that most of the faculty and student body are as crazy as a rat in a coffee can (to swipe P. J. O'Rourke's similie).
As for microaggression being a taught form of insanity: when the majority of individuals in a given population are bonkers, then nuts is normal for them. Of course, they're going to propagate it - rather like those deaf-power advocates who do all they can to ensure that their children are also deaf.
Posted by: Brown Line at September 14, 2015 02:24 PM (zcbZo)
Someone asked why include such a scene. The answer was to humiliate the actors. And I really think they do a lot of shit like that in film.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (iQIUe)
You have no idea...
Posted by: Lena Dunham, proud Oberlin grad and humiliating scenes writer of her generation at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (hvf9s)
Sam Raimi used to include lots of stuff in his early films where he would torture Bruce Campbell, just for laughs.
Posted by: Zombie WC Fields at September 14, 2015 02:25 PM (1QsMy)
Correct line: "Bueno, no ju(e)go el futbol. Pero primero, chÚpame!
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2015 02:27 PM (fscqy)
Ack.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2015 02:28 PM (1QsMy)
And yes, Americans were stupid and culture-centric because they only spoke one language unlike those awesome Europeans who spoke multiple languages.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (AkOaV)
Fuck the Eurotrash. We saved their asses two, three times in the last century. The least they could do is learn English.
Fuckin' ingrates.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2015 02:30 PM (1QsMy)
Posted by: Brown Line at September 14, 2015 02:24 PM (zcbZo)
Yup. I see multiple fake rape charges from this chick in the next few years.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 02:30 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: CCO at September 14, 2015 02:36 PM (zxiqz)
And where does this trash get off appropriating MY English? For that matter, where does her Mesa-American ass get off speaking Spanish?
Stick to Quechua sister. Also, stop eating pizza or any mean other than deer or Guenna pig, stop using antibiotics or, for that matter, electricity.
Was Benjamin Franklin Latino? I don't think so...
Posted by: Kasper Hauser in waiting at September 14, 2015 02:45 PM (HqpV0)
As if a pic would influence our decision on if we would hit it or not.
Right.
Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 02:55 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2015 02:55 PM (493sH)
"You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."
Or know what it's like to get into Oberlin only because of your gender/race/ethnicity, because it's obviously not because of her writing skills.
Posted by: Miley Virus at September 14, 2015 03:02 PM (NG7MG)
"You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."
Or know what it's like to get into Oberlin only because of your gender/race/ethnicity, because it's obviously not because of her writing skills.
Posted by: Miley Virus at September 14, 2015 03:02 PM (NG7MG)
Posted by: dogfish at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (jWtyG)
Scrunt.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 03:03 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: FredB at September 14, 2015 03:10 PM (QXpXD)
Posted by: Abby Normal at September 14, 2015 03:11 PM (/zMnb)
Posted by: Anchovy at September 14, 2015 03:11 PM (SH3fF)
Posted by: Titanium at September 14, 2015 03:12 PM (u9UgT)
heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."
I hope the white guy told her to stop culturally appropriating the sport played his people's men.
Posted by: PaperworkNinja at September 14, 2015 03:12 PM (J991N)
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There's an easy way to remedy that, chica. Just stroll your ass back down to Mexico or Puerto Rico or Cuba or whatever other hispanic shithole you and your family crawled out of -- you know, that superior hispanic culture you couldn't wait to get away from.
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