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[–]RarelyReadReplies 55ポイント56ポイント  (37子コメント)

Wow... Stuff like this makes it hard to pretend that they're just mindless beasts.

[–]snaps_-Playing Otter-[S] 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially since it's so hard to disconnect "problem-solving", like what we imagine going through when seeing something like this, from what we think and feel while doing it.

[–]doobyrocks 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cows are smart. In fact, there have been studies that have shown they have best friends and they get depressed if separated from them.

[–]Krildon -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't pretend they're mindless beasts. But they are super tasty and I'm an apex predator. Edit: Spelling

[–]sumant28 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]shadowstrlke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Interesting, but many parts of the videos compares carnivorous and herbivorous, with very brief mentions of omnivorous. Even when omnivorous are mentioned, the point is dismissed simply by saying that "omnivorous retain features similar to carnivorous so as to hunt".

Also, many points about the design of our physiology (esp the parts about our teeth and jaws) are compared to carnivorous that have to hunt with their teeth/claws, while humans utilise tools and thus do not need the same canine teeth etc. Humans could simply have started off as herbivorous and adapted to become omnivorous, while keeping many of the herbivorous traits as we circumvent the need of carnivorous adaptations by utilising tools.

A lot of the other points about stomach sizes etc, doesn't take into the account that humans have learnt to store, preserve and cook food, so we do not need to have the same design as most carnivorous. E.g. the point about the low pH of stomach which is required to kill bacteria in decaying flesh.

Disclaimer: Not a biologist or anything but this makes sense in my head. Open to discussion

Edit: Also consider the Panda, which is often said to have tonnes carnivorous traits. Still eats bamboo.

[–]AcrylicPaintSet 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm having so many "cow moments" in the past month, I'm seriously considering leaving beef out of my diet. When I get stinkin' rich I'm going to have a big field with about 10 cows in it to go hang out with.

[–]NiggaWeMadeItOhShit 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't wait for good and affordable artificial meat (not dildos).

[–]sumant28 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you tried many of the plant based alternatives that already exist replicating meat? A lot of them are good enough that people can't distinguish them from the real thing in taste tests.

[–]CassandraVindicated 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cows in open fields are very dangerous creatures. If you ever get rich, I recommend extreme caution.

[–]andamonium 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

As someone who's grown up around cows and horses and the like I would say they aren't very dangerous but definelty animals that require a certain level of trust. but they aren't blood thirsty killers which is sort of what I imagine when you say very dangerous.

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[–]hmistry -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Target acquired, engage brain. Make beef.