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[–]lucky420 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

Fuuuuuuuck. This kind of shit is turning me into a crusty burner. I don't want to be crusty and punchy.... On the other hand I camped at 7 & G. El Pulpo was camped kitty corner, inflation Station across from us and a great non theme camp across the other side who were very active. Had great neighbors! This is the kind of thing that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy...

[–]incudie 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey there neighbor, must have been right next to you (camped at Zerodrome with that glowly rocking hammock thing). I loved our neighbors this year and was very happy with the out come.

[–]tmack0 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same here! Dye with dignity? I stopped by for a snow cone on first sunday, was camped with the dodo bus over at 7:15, went by many times, had an space blanket coated umbrella/parasol

[–]lucky420 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes that's us, Dye with Dignity! Thanks for stopping by. We had a blast playing with everyone

[–]OldSFGuy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. Was that other theme camp at 6:50 and G? With shade, slurpees, and when it got cold, hot chocolates at night (with rum)?...

[–]zulelord)'( 20ポイント21ポイント  (19子コメント)

It is official, I am crusty now. Here are the low-lights from our camp (HPZ 6:30 D corner)

  • Bike stolen from our camp Tuesday night
  • Bullhorn stolen from our artcar
  • Jacket stolen from our artcar
  • Caught girl pissing in front on my rv. Porta potties were about 100 ft away
  • Watched a guy ram a girl on his bike. Tore off his fingernail. He started calling the girl a twat. It was clearly his mistake.
  • So. much. moop.
  • Each year I hand out glow necklaces to darkwads. This year I had 150 to hand out. Several people flat out turned me down and refused them. dafuq?

I'm thinking about taking a year off

[–]madsci 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Several people flat out turned me down and refused them.

Easily fixed.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unremoved, upvoted, never quit your magic ways.

[–]flickerkuu'00 '01 '02 '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '12 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've taken 3 off, and thinking about more. Shit is getting fucking lame. Brochella is not what I go for.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I posted above, but we need people like you in black rock city. Don't give up! If nothing else just grab a megaphone, stand on a street corner and talk shit to everyone. Fuck your burn.

[–]MaXiMuS501 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

We were directly next to you on 6:30 & D - Camp XOXO/Short Bus. I had a generally good experience with our block but definitely had some bad vibes/experiences out on the Playa and especially on the 2-3 o clock side. TONS of moop everywhere that I just literally didn't have anymore room to pick up extra that I usually collect throughout the day/night.

[–]zulelord)'( 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

Hi neighbor! Most of our experiences were very positive, but it did seem a bit sad there were so many bad ones this year.

[–]MaXiMuS501 3ポイント4ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yes. As I said, I was generally pleased with everyone around our block, but it was interesting seeing GT Village again and how they do their Burn. I am bummed that I didn't meet/talk to anyone in your camp but it looked like a lot of fun and you guys played good tunes and had a great vibe. This was my 4th Burn and the only thing that I can say really detracted from my Burn was the cell service and all the peeps on their phones. I get annoyed enough about that in the default world that it made me sad that I heard some idiot sparkle pony talking loudly on his cell trying to give directions to Robot Heart to someone on the other end. Definitely a first for me that I hope does not get repeated...

[–]zulelord)'( 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, the cell phone thing was new and sucked. I tell everyone I am off the grid, and yet my phone was notifying me of new emails.

Maybe we can make some cell jamming device to setup next year?

Too bad we didn't meet. I am to blame as well. I was so busy with camp duties that any down time I had was spent drinking/hanging out at camp. I didn't get out a meet enough of my neighbors.

[–]BurningBushJr 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe we can make some cell jamming device to setup next year?

One can be built. Relatively easy. Just don't let the cops catch you. Getting caught with one carries huge fines and probably jail time.

[–]lenburneo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I made sure mobile data was turned off, so even if my phone was out of airplane mode, no emails or text messages got through. It seemed like a good way to set the tone for my burn

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did GT Village ever show up? All I saw by a few days in was signs up saying "GT Village, please do not camp here" with no camp whatsoever.

[–]MaXiMuS501 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They showed up in the evening Tuesday or Wed night. This is the 2nd or 3rd year we have been placed next to them and they are somewhat of a turnkey camp experience. The entire camp gets bussed in by coaches and they all set up tents in the vacant space. There were several international peeps and seemed like a nice crew. Some of them made it out to our events and they were pretty cool.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm thinking about taking a year off

I was thinking about doing the same, just working on the art car in the off season and skipping the burn. But, wouldn't that be waving a white flag and letting the sparkle/hippie/ravers overrun the event? I think we need to keep the good things going and adopt new virgins who will carry the correct spirit of why we're out there.

[–]Smcookie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We had a camp down the block from us sitting by the road, calling out to the dark wads and throwing light sticks at them. Some would pick them up, others would just walk by with stupid looks on their faces. Good effort guys:)

[–]madsci 41ポイント42ポイント  (98子コメント)

Worst neighbor experience ever. I believe the camp behind us was called Badass Buddha, around 8:50 and J. One of their camp members, an Israeli named Balls, climbed into the tent of one of our people while she was drunk and asleep (after trying repeatedly to touch her breasts at our bar) and had to be hauled out by several of our camp. He came back shortly after and had to be taken out again. It took two talks from a ranger and a visit by sheriff's deputies (with a trespass order) to get him to stay out of our camp.

During the week they pointed their speakers at our camp and blasted shitty trance music all night long, and then left a gigantic pile of garbage including broken glass and a 5-gallon piss jug.

Edit: Photos I took to forward to Placement.

Edit2: To clarify things, since someone on their FB page is saying they had a restraining order against me. I took my friend to Outpost Tokyo to file the report and the ranger came back with us to talk to Balls. After a long talk, Balls immediately ran back over to my friend and tried to talk to her again, with the ranger still there. He had another talk and decided to escalate it to the Sheriff since it was clear he wasn't getting through to the guy. The deputies had a long talk with him and it ended with a trespass order against him saying that he'd be arrested if he came back to our camp. He in turn got a trespass order against my friend out of spite, preventing her from going in their camp - not something she was likely to do.

They're also claiming the trash wasn't theirs, so I grabbed a few pre-burn pictures from their page showing the same items before they were dumped.

Edit3: Ranger Magnum is a badass and a rockstar, just sayin'.

Edit4: Going to keep making updates here for the moment since whoever is posting as Bad Ass Buddha is deleting replies and this is the stickiest place I've got for the moment. He says "this guy had a problem with his slut wife and one of our camp member." I'm assuming he's talking about me here, despite me not being in any sort of relationship with her other than being friends - though I'm totally going to start calling her my slut wife. She'll think that's hilarious. This was never a matter of competition between two guys. This guy came up to the bar and only wanted to know if her boyfriend was in the tent at that moment. I made the mistake of saying that her boyfriend wasn't even on the playa. His look when I said that is the reason I grabbed the hammer.

Edit5: Apparently they've reported my imgur album. I've re-uploaded the images to Flickr, minus the ones taken from the now-private Facebook group in case there's any sort of privacy issue there.

[–]thesouthpaw 21ポイント22ポイント  (13子コメント)

Fuck Buddha. We were camped next to them on J. Awful neighbors. Even talked to a couple of members who left mid-week because they were so bad. Heard about the incident with the Israeli, and it put me on edge for the females in our own camp.

[–]madsci 8ポイント9ポイント  (11子コメント)

A refugee from their camp got a ride home with one of our guys, too. Sounds like they kind of imploded.

[–]Stopcallingmebro 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow as an Israeli, fuck that guy. There are so many good people on the Playa from everywhere. It sucks he represented us that way. I excommunicate him!

[–]ferociousfemmefatale 8ポイント9ポイント  (13子コメント)

That makes me feel rage inside!

[–]madsci 10ポイント11ポイント  (12子コメント)

This happened Saturday night, before gate opening. I realized later that if it had turned into a struggle before backup got there I'd probably have spent at least part of my burn in jail - when I saw the guy go for her tent I grabbed the nearest thing that might serve as a weapon. I'm not a fighter and if I'm going to get into it in close quarters with a guy who's bigger than me I'm going to make the first hit count, and there's not much you can do with a 3-pound sledge hammer to gently discourage someone.

[–]TheOliphant 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please bring your people and be our neighbors next year. I like the idea of having a friend nearby that is open to gently suggesting problem visitors with sledge hammers. Plus it sounds like you could really use some decent neighbors next time around.

[–]CSnarf 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Amen to what /u/TheOliphant says. You and yours are totally welcome at Cafe Surprise. We have awesome neighbors, and you'll fit right in. Also, I have extra baby wipes and will totally wipe the blood off your justice hammer before the cops show up.

[–]madsci 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oddly enough, my first time on the playa involved a bloody 3-pound sledgehammer! My first hour with Fandango at 4oJP involved a hammer tossing game that ended when the handle was too slippery.

[–]CSnarf 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I smell a playa name :) Here to forth you shall be "The Hammer".. wear it proudly, because you have earned it being a badass.

Seriously, as a woman who has been in her own scary situations with a pushy dude- thank you man. Thank you a lot.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here to forth you shall be "My Penis"

FTFY

Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bdr6fjg-k

You're welcome, /u/madsci. Own that shit.

[–]Stopcallingmebro 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm surprised, if he did grab her or did actually try to "break an entering," why didn't they arrest him?

[–]madsci 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

I wasn't there for that part so I'm not going to speculate.

[–]Stopcallingmebro 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Someone should talk to BLM about zero tolerance for that shit.

[–]Plasticover 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Zero tolerance is bullshit. Lazy blind justice.

[–]Stopcallingmebro 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dude, ain't nobody got time to tell some cheese ball to stop grabbing tits. Or Dicks! One strike mofos.

[–]Plasticover 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yea, the problem with that its not always so cut and dry. What is some guy/gal gave consent but after the fact got weird about it and cried wolf. Zero tolerance is never a good idea. If the penalty is getting ejected from an event that people pay thousands of dollars to attend, things should be looked at case by case.

This is all hypothetical anyway since that would never happen in the first place.

[–]Stopcallingmebro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I understand the nuances of accusing someone of assault. However, physical or sexual, assault is assault. So if it is a clear case of someone being a creepy perv, throwing them out publiically is a deterrent to others.. Sure there should be a threshold. But once someone crosses a certain line its booty.

[–]doctor-yesBurn.Life 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

What a bunch of dicks.

Here's their facebook page. Feel free to let them know what you think! I posted links to this thread and your imgur photos on it.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=858484360933381&id=663057953809357

[–]BurningBushJr 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like the page has been deleted. LOL Camp Ass Buddah are a bunch of chodes.

[–]madsci 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I did too - they lasted about 20 minutes before being deleted. Another one of my camp mates also posted a message that lasted a little longer, and mentioned the food waste that they'd tried to bury and the fact that they blasted music all night despite being talked to by the rangers.

[–]RuleryakSarge 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

food waste that they'd tried to bury

Fucking seriously? Just keeps getting more entertaining

[–]AllenHo 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Were they blasting psy-trance? Someone down the street came to our camp in 8:15 and J looking for a place to crash bc they couldnt stand their campmates anymore and how they were blasting psy-trance 24/7. He looked very visibly shaken up and distraught.

[–]madsci 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes, that was probably them. 4:30 in the morning I woke up after going a little too hard at our own bar and it was so loud that I thought for a minute that I'd somehow cranked up the stereo in my own trailer, but I don't think my speakers are actually capable of rattling the trailer wall that much.

[–]Pootzen 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah it rattled the walls of our RV over on 8:45 & J... that was a bad couple of nights. Fuck Bad Ass Buddha

[–]wolfraidernyc 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like you're doing it right. Thanks for your vigilance against Asshats!

[–]doctor-yesBurn.Life 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wow, those are all horrible. I don't feel compelled to apply radical inclusion to folks like that. It's moved down below principles like civic responsibility for me, in terms of importance.

[–]KrakizBad 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Radically include citizens, not tourists. If they're trying, include them. Zero fucks to give? Funny, that's how many fucks I give about you!

[–]lenburneo 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

As a burgin this year, I was at a bit of a loss with what to do with the eight year experienced burners camping next to me. They left stuff out all week -- beer cans, glow sticks, solar lights and ashed on the playa. I cleaned up what I could but since I was on Burner Express, my ability to absorb trash was limited.

I gently reminded them that their friends left stuff behind on the day they left and they did take everything with them, but how do you encourage better behavior during the week leading up to departure?

They were otherwise very nice and great to hang out with, but it was hard to ignore all the blowing moop.

*edited for spelling

[–]jojofroyoChampagne Lounge 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Leaving butts on playa is one thing, but ashing is fine.

[–]lenburneo 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Noted! I don't smoke myself so I wasn't aware that ash was okay... though I was still picking up their butts.

[–]jojofroyoChampagne Lounge 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a smoker I pick up any butt I see! thanks for helping collect MOOP!

[–]gibson_78',79',80',81',82',83',84',85',86',95',98.6',101',102',103',104 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

What? No it isn't.

[–]DisregardMyPantsDaft Punk's Official Burning Man Representative 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ash is just ash and burning man is full of it. It is the successor to that whole "Burning" part.

I will avoid putting the cigarette out on the playa (underside of my shoe or a tin works) and won't moop a butt, but the ash is not really something to sweat.

[–]OverlyPersonalSalty! 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

All those butts have nothing on one decent burn in terms of ash. Embrace practically snowed on the playa.

[–]Deckard256 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

This has been going on for some time. It was at my third burn in 2008 that I first got shafted by about eight people from Denver with 10 bags their trash. I ran into them a few months later and called them out on it, they looked dumbfounded when I did, but they didn't have a bag of their slop explode on them when trying to toss it. They scattered like roaches when they got shamed. People think that this behavior is OK because they pull it in the default world. And this is where building community becomes important, because it's through community that we can keep assholes like this accountable. I'm sorry for your experience, friend, but don't let it get your discouraged, rather, let it be a lesson that just because you see something awesome at the burn, others often don't get it at all. Keeping up with principles is the solution to those people.

[–]MuuaadDib 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just like everything, it will be ruined over time by people being people. Regional burns I suspect will be the way to go in the not too distant future, not as popular not as big smaller and more family.

[–]derpMD 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, regionals are awesome. Also driving distance so I can afford to bring more projects :)

[–]Maggiemayday'01 ~ present. 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Regionals have a share of problems too. While the problems are fewer per capita, ours has seen a death by misadventure, evictions for violence and domestic violence, drug overdose cases, and much the same MOOP issues. I had to educate a new participant at our regional, he honestly thought we had a "green crew" to clean up. Nope, we had a good long talk about how we are ALL the "green crew".

[–]mezz 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

On our way home after the burn we stopped at a diner in Sparks for breakfast, and there were some other burner cars parked there. When we left, some bags flew out of our trailer and we stopped to grab them and find out what happened (everything was secured with straps). Turns out some burners threw their trash bags into our trailer on top of ours, and it wasn't immediately obvious because they were the same type of trash bag. I had to tie their gross wet bags and strap everything down again, and then haul it all hundreds of miles and throw it away. Unbelievable.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reading that makes me want to cry.

[–]Stopcallingmebro 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happened to me in 2010, open trailer:( luckily shit fell out before I got to the road and it was Wednesday so I was alone in the dirt. A little akward but I got it cleaned!

[–]cosby'13 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

Had a campmate threaten me with violence after the Burn while in Reno. Apparently transporting his shit, building a swamp cooler, giving him a tent when his didn't work and setting up said tent with my gf without his help because he was busy pouting. Then he didn't bring my tent back when he finally got his fixed just wasn't enough for him. Left my tent out and didn't put it back into the bag because "I don't know how to fold it." Etc. etc.

[–]flickerkuu'00 '01 '02 '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '12 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've experienced this many times. Burning Man is a good place to take people to find out who they really are. When you do, ditch them to the curb when they act like this.

[–]FormerlyKraft 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've ditched a lot of people to the curb for these types of reasons in the past few years. Someone else said it elsewhere in this thread: I love burning man, not sure I love burners.

[–]HaxRus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like a nightmare man, i'm sorry you went with such a dick.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 40ポイント41ポイント  (34子コメント)

After this year I am officially a grumpy, crusty burner. So many people with no lights on their bikes or themselves. I worked so fucking hard making sure my bike was lit up like a Christmas tree and I see packs of darkwad sparkleponies gallivanting around like they're the only thing on the playa.

I already told the story of the girl who complained I put too much ice in her drink. What I didn't say was that she also complained about how we only had ginger ale and no cranberry juice. Dafuq?

I had another girl complaining that she had a cut on her finger and lost her band-aid. What the fuck do you want me to do about it? Amputate?

We also had every obnoxious asshole who can't handle their drugs/alcohol on our art car. If you can't follow the orders "don't sit on the railing" or "don't grab the ropes" guess what? Get the fuck off our art car. I'm not here to babysit your dumbass.

Every single fucking feather, every single fucking glowstick, every single adhesive jewel that fell off, I HAD TO PICK UP. Burn night I had to walk around our art car, just picking up moop.

I kept dodging darkwads and adopted screaming "FUCK YOUR BURN" a whole bunch. For every bad interaction I had with some fucktard, I had a good one with a group of people who were just down to cruise with us and drink. My Captain and crew pour our blood and sweat into building The Monaco for you, and while we did get a lot of people who were thankful just to climb aboard and take some pictures, the 10% that Mudclub is describing is going to ruin it for everyone.

I love Burning Man, but I fucking hate burners.

[–]BuzzNitro 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit you guys built the Monaco?! I got a chance to come aboard my first burn and I'll never forget it! Thank you so much.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, Captain Greg is the one really responsible for building it. The other crew members and I assist with overall maintenance, fixing what we break every year, and adding new features like increased capacity for the water cannon. I'll be doing a ton of work on the bar to increase speed at which we sling drinks. If you see us, signal the driver to stop, and come aboard!

[–]revolved 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Monaco is a beautiful sight to see, and every time she sailed by I would smile. Thanks for sailing through the BS!

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was really just a rough start to the week. We really ended on a high note when we hosted a live stream of the burn Saturday. I have to remind myself with 70,000 people there's bound to be a couple of problems. But we made good with the BLM when we let them shoot cannons and the DMV hotties love us to death.

[–]ladydoesbad 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, I wish I would have been able to make it out to the Monaco ;( walking over yall had already set sail. womp womp.

[–]kdotcdott 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I just have to chime in and say that you guys on the Monaco crew are awesome. In the real world I work as a tall ship sailor, so seeing a square rigger art car out there is really special for me. I'm kicking myself for not making it over to actually go sailing with y'all. And the one night I made it on while you guys were out and about it was a total sparkleponyfest, so I can totally understand your grumpyness :)

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well even reading this made me feel a LOT better. It's not just another party barge, it's a working sailing vessel. We had a lot of other sailors come by and just want to look. Next year please come by and hopefully we can go sailing. The conditions have to be ideal, but it happened this year!

[–]kdotcdott 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Will do! I did briefly come by your camp one morning and someone was kind enough to let me hop on and check things out. I was really impressed. I like that someone actually labeled all the gear with duct tape tags. I remember wishing that had been the case on the first tall ship I ever sailed on :P

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That could have been me! :-D

[–]parkleswifefloozy! 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love Burning Man, but I fucking hate burners.

i don't think those fuckers are burners. they're just shitty tourists.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

True. They're tourists until I serve them a drink, then they're customers.

[–]wolfraidernyc 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

THANK YOU!!!! Your lovely steed is a true beauty and ALL of your hard work really shows.

I really wanted to come aboard this year and had a chance but didn't want to lose the ol' ball and chain or only take a ride for like 2 blocks.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I really wanted to come aboard this year and had a chance but didn't want to lose the ol' ball and chain or only take a ride for like 2 blocks.

That'll happen. A lot of people will catch us just as we return to port. I wish I had a better indication of when we were leaving, but I'm generally the last to know.

[–]wolfraidernyc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually you were heading towards the playa on 9 & A right beside Ego Trip. If the lady had been beside me and not inside we would have definitely come aboard.

But still THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!

[–]Anjin 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I really wanted to make it out to the Monaco but it just never worked out. Sucks that you all ended up having to deal with assholes...

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

There was a lot of camps I wanted to get out too and visit that just didn't happen. Such is burning man! For the few bad apples we had overall it was a great week. Come see us next year!

[–]lenburneo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I met you briefly when my friend was looking for you -- somebody else from your team gifted me with a fab Monaco shirt. I loved watching your ship sail around the city as well. Kudos to all of you -- it added a delightful amount of whimsy to my first burn.

[–]GoodOlChap07, 08, 09, 11, 12, 14 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I sling drinks at my camps day bar, and love doing it. If you need back up bartenders let me know... I make my own habanero and ghost pepper tequilas to hurt people with also and would love to sling on an art car again.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

At this point I leave the actual bar tending to the folks who want to do it. If that's you, I don't see why not! I spend a couple hours before we go out making sure we're stocked and everything is where it needs to be so that the bar actually works.

Of course during things like art tours and kidsville, the bar is closed so people can sit on it. I wish I knew what our schedule was but like I said, I'm generally the last to know!

[–]konkonkonkon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those people you speak of are not burners, they are tourists. I almost ran out of personal lights because I gave so many away to clueless tourists.

[–]bike_house 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thanks for hosting the F'CK kitchen Monday Night! We had a blast! We love floating the desert with you!

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck yes, you are welcome! And you know what? We're going to spend the next year making it bigger and better FOR YOU and everyone else.

[–]bike_house 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dynamite! I have already requested time off work for BM 2016. The Monaco is a staple of Burning Man. We all look forward to seeing what your team has been up to!

[–]cantremeberstuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I became a grumpy, crusty burner this year too. If you're wandering into a camp during Sunday tear-down asking for water so you can mist the other sparkle pony ass clown day ravers...FUCK. YOUR. BURN. I'm working here.

[–]savax7Fuck your burn 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm working here

PREACH! Are we in the same camp? This safety vest I'm wearing Sunday isn't a fashion statement, it's so you'll listen to me when I ask you not to run into DPW's crane that's pulling the masts off the ship. Seriously, I have to stop the sparkleponies, point to the GIANT FUCKING CRANE, and say "you can't go this way".

Fuck your burn.

[–]cantremeberstuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to rope off the border of camp to prevent bikes and art cars (seriously!) from parking in our space. This one guy wants to cut through, I tell him to go around it's blocked off, he says really, I tell him very sternly that yes you need to go around, and he says no one had talked to him like that all week. Are you fucking kidding me. Poor you got yelled at at Burning Man. Fuck you and the entitled horse you rode in on. We are breaking down camp. What is so difficult to understand.

On the plus side, it was a lot of fun to yell at the bright eyed sparkle whore first years. (Disclaimer: there are cool-ass first years as well.)

[–]babyphil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really curious to see the moop map this year. Is half the city going to be red? I really wouldn't be surprised.

[–]jimbo21 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like the kind of things that should be reported to BRC Rangers - make sure you bring these issues to their attention!

[–]flickerkuu'00 '01 '02 '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '12 6ポイント7ポイント  (16子コメント)

I think we need to take a serious look of our out of country guests. I keep hearing over and over again about Brits and other Euros basically leaving shit and trashing the place, quite like the common practice during music festivals over there. People buy cheap tents/chairs and just leave them, because : lolz. This is ruining Burning Man, the Moop and lack of anything aside from fancy outfits and a lust for sound camps is killing the vibe.

[–]tracedef 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

This makes sense .... I'm going to guess that LNT Euro festivals are probably few and far between ...

[–]madsci 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Kiwis across the street from us had their shit together - a large and well-planned camp with good interaction, nice people, and well-executed cleanup and departure.

[–]flickerkuu'00 '01 '02 '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But possibly: what you didn't see is them throwing brand new crap in the reno dump after. Not saying they did. But a lot Of euros do this. I got two $300 evaporative coolers in '12 from some Israelies who were just going to toss them.

[–]FormerlyKraft 2ポイント3ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'm really coming around to the idea that it's time to limit the number of sound camps/cars, and to outright discourage the booking of professional DJs. No idea how to do this, just a thought that's coming up after this year.

[–]Rotationation2011 - 20XX 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Eventually we have to admit that it's certainly strange that certain camps and art cars are entire mini-festivals within Burning Man with attendees who solely visit those camps and do nothing else. I'm willing to bet that if we had some kind of magical-voodoo way to evaluate the attendees of certain camps/art cars, that they just might be the least-principaled, moopiest, least contributing members of the city during the week.

One thing I see sucking from limiting the amount of sound camps/cars would be that I would think that well-established sound camps/cars would be the ones to eat those licenses, nearly permanently. Nobody is going to be able to compete with DISTRIKT or Mayan Warrior or Robot Heart or White Ocean without either a billionaire benefactor who wants to pay a crew to build something ridiculous by next August, or being able to slowly ramp up their operations year after year. It's kind of fun to watch the smaller sound camps go from a set of CDJs, a dome, and a goofy PA system into something huge and magnificent.

And this also gets into the nasty realm of starting to put a value on the contribution of certain camps. And it would kind of be silly to tell a group of people who've spent years working on a huge contribution to Burning Man that they can't come in 2016 but they can surely return in 2017, because it's time for their bus to take the year off.

I feel like this somehow opens up more cans of worms than it closes, but it's something to think about for sure. I've certainly thought about it a lot after this year. I've had so many weird experiences, mostly this year, with many interesting people who I think Burning Man would be better off without.

Have I told you about the obnoxious foreign girl who tried to give the group of friends I was out with one morning her MOOP one morning and got offended when we wouldn't take it? I feel like I always flood you with awful burner stories, but god damn do I have a ton from this year. Maybe I'm just jaded, though.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And it would kind of be silly to tell a group of people who've spent years working on a huge contribution to Burning Man that they can't come in 2016 but they can surely return in 2017, because it's time for their bus to take the year off.

Not "you can't come", but "that car that was here last year won't get a license next year, but you are more than welcome to come regardless" or "your huge sound camp at 10 & A is going to get much less acreage around 7&E where, you see, you can't crank massive decibels at all hours".

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Have I told you about the obnoxious foreign girl who tried to give the group of friends I was out with one morning her MOOP one morning and got offended when we wouldn't take it?

We had an otherwise great neighbour who, on his way out, tried to "gift" us two watermelons and a very lightly mangled carport. ಠ_ಠ

[–]alexgreenIron Monkeys 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ooohhhhh, a Sunday watermelon!

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

Amen, although I'd much prefer to see all non-mobility-specific art cars (and sound camps) be required to skip years - I love the huge number of art cars on the playa, but I feel as though a hell of a lot of the big ones are granted free/permanent passes ahead of many smaller, less-entrenched ones. Same goes for the anchor sound camps. If they're only given prime placement and license to do whatever they want to do every other year or so, they may be less inclined to drop the money they currently do year after year, which may result in fewer big name DJs if the "Must Visit!!!" soundcamps no longer exist every year.

[–]OverlyPersonalSalty! 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's a hard life for a non-rich art car. A year off would kill many, the costs are just too high.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

How would a year off kill an art car? Leave it home in the garage and come out and burn without it.

[–]OverlyPersonalSalty! 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well yeah, kind of exactly that. If it doesn't move for a year the rubber rots at an accelerated pace, parts rust, grease ages and so on. Same thing happens with the rest of the gear (generators, maybe sound, electrical connections) But also, who can afford thousands in rent for an unused project that's going to require a bunch of extra work next time we decide to pull it out? And who has the money to build a new art car in the meantime?

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

So take it out and drive it around the block every six months. Come on.

My biggest issue with the damned things is that the entire city is ephemeral - so why do we keep seeing the same camps and art cars doing exactly the same things year after year? Forced skip years can only help the city.

[–]OverlyPersonalSalty! 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also we put a lot of work into evolving, adding and improving every year and that isn't uncommon, but there are a lot of static setups for sure.

[–]OverlyPersonalSalty! 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see what you're getting at for sure and I agree there's some room and need for tweaking but that may be a pretty big adjuster.

[–]CrucifiedKitten 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

We had one set of neighbors that made us wait an whole extra day for their pizza give away. They tried making it up me with some spankings but their duct tape paddle was too tame and they don't rub it out after. Some of other neighbors had too long of a line for donut holes in the morning. Really 5 minutes? Come on guys!

[–]Rotationation2011 - 20XX 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Camped next year to double-digit year Burners who had a shade set-up made entirely of EZ-ups staked to the ground with tiny stakes and what appeared to be string. Every time a windstorm blew through (which was often this year) another few bit the dust.

Also, half of our block appeared to be a parking lot for other camps.

And everything was flagged on by Saturday pre-event, it seemed.

Other than that, good neighborhood.

[–]Rotationation2011 - 20XX 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh, someone tried to steal out generator sunday night/Monday morning.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you catch them in the act, or just see signs of a failed struggle against an inanimate object?

[–]Rotationation2011 - 20XX 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sunday night after working we went out on the playa for a few hours and ended up much drunker than we intended. We got home very late, around 4:30am. My girlfriend passed out but I chose to stay up and watch the sunrise from our shade structure. I was wearing all of my Gayte stuff, and since I was in camp I didn't care about lighting, so I was pitch black and quietly sipping some PBR in a camp chair. We had a hammock dome set up in camp, as well.

Around 5ish, as the sky was starting to change color in the distance, I saw a guy wander into our camp and towards our dome. I figured he was looking for a place to crash, shrugged, and continued to sip my beer and watch towards the East. I didn't hear him climb into the dome, though, and after a minute I turned around out of curiousity as to what this guy was doing. I don't ever assume the worst out of people at Burning Man, and I figured he was looking for a place to crash or something, but deciding which of our challenging hammocks looked the comfiest.

Instead, he was kneeled down over our generator, which was situated behind our dome off the public path (dome was shaded to block afternoon sun, and also not fully clothed because of wind). He was looking at it pretty closely - and there really aren't many reasons for people to look at generators. Again, I wasn't going to assume anything, but I got up and walked on over to him, and asked, "Hey man, what's up?" He jumped up startled and kind of mumbled something. I asked him how his night was going and he kind of did the "oh it's going goo-" before backpedalling and then walking very quickly out of our camp.

He could have just been curious as to what brand the bright green Ryobi we had was, but I think he might have had some nefarious purposes.

edit: Also this could have been Monday Night into Tuesday morning but I don't fucking remember anymore. It was shortly after the gates opened and before the second wave of campers arrived in our camp.

[–]TaintDoctor 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Were you near 530 and J by any chance? Same night, around same time, we had a guy enter our camp while several of us were laying on a mattress under the stars and there had been a comfortable silence among us. Guy didn't see us and went to grab a bike, we thought it was a fellow campmate and said something, guy freaked out and threw down a row of bikes, pee-wee herman style, before immediately taking off. Same as you we didn't think the worst - just assumed he was lit - but I suspected he might have been opportunistic.

[–]Gtraz68 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

If someone ropes off a block talk to placement. They will take care of it.

[–]calcium7:45 & Ephesus 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep, we've had issues with that as a placed camp in years past. I can't recall exactly how long, but theme camps are allowed time to stake out their space and so long to fill it. Once a certain day goes by (I think Tuesday) it's fair game.

Monday morning we woke up from assembling our camp the night before to find half of our camp has been taken over by some asshat in a RV, after he drove over our roped off area, past our cars and into the middle of the area that was surrounded by our tents. He was gone by the time we woke up and returned midday. We tried to have a civil conversation with him (virgin) and he refused to move. We called placement who reiterated that we were a registered theme camp and there was no public camping in the area. He yelled and screamed at the placement person for a good 20 minutes before getting into his RV and driving off.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe that, but how do you find placement folks? The only one I know didn't make it back to playa until Wednesday.

[–]DustScoundrel 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rangers can help you with that, either ones walking or at HQ. We had to sort a few situations like yours out this year, but without the context of living there, we sadly don't always know until someone tells us. I'm so sorry you had to sort through that though, :(

[–]flickerkuu'00 '01 '02 '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '12 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, whenever I used to try and save 10 feet for an hour I got shit from everywhere. The problem when you ignore some asshat's land grab, is you end up camping next to them.

[–]Gtraz68 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

<The problem when you ignore some asshat's land grab, is you end up camping next to them.>

That's true.

[–]codemuncher 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Feel free to call the Black Rock Rangers. They can mediate and educate problems like this. And escalate if necessary.

LNT isnt just a phrase, it's the future of the event! Thank you so much for caring!

[–]plantstandDon't forget your dust masks! 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

How does one call a Ranger? Is there a radio frequency you can use?

[–]codemuncher 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

you can find anyone with an event radio and ask them. Or you can just look for us, we are always patrolling the city. Or visit a ranger outpost at 9 portal, 3 portal and near center camp.

LNT concerns are one of the things Rangers can help you with!

[–]CSnarf 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, this thread is hard to read. I love my neighbors so freaking hard. God bless 4:30 & B.

[–]FCB_TB 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

One of our campmates had a trailer dropped for them. By the time everyone had left, and the trailer was the only thing there, 20 bags of trash had been piled up next to it.

[–]etothepi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, we had a trailer dropped off for us which was going to be picked up after we left (4:10 & I). We did a moop sweep before leaving, cleared it all out, all that remained were our awesome neighbors clearing up their area a few yards away. I hope bags of garbage didn't pile up after we all left...

[–]Theycallhermeekal 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

We had great neighbors for the most part! I was at savages 9 & I nd the only frustration I had was one of my neighbors on the J side started blasting psytrance at 5 am tuesday morning. I was certain that there was an art car parked directly outside of my tent but when I sleepily got out of bed to investigate it was just a couple extremely cracked out guys literally blowing speakers a block and a half away. Blegh.

[–]AcidBanana 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I heard this too but I luckily like psytrance

[–]Theycallhermeekal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like it enough but I was less than pleased with it blasting me out of my bed on my first night. As the week went on I learned to sleep through damn near anything if I was exhausted enough.

[–]tracedef 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like possibly between 9:00 and 9:15 and Kook? We had neighbors blasting there most nights .....

[–]yasserkhan1 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

had a goddamn fist fight at our camp. Burning man was indeed better next year. also, whats with all the dark wads?

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Story plz.

[–]Twisted-pixel 17ポイント18ポイント  (11子コメント)

for me the problem appears to be that the dance camps attract ravers...and ravers have never given a fuck about anything or anyone. They came to dance, get mashed of their faces and generally have no belief in the BM principles.

[–]Rotationation2011 - 20XX 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm self-admitted raver trash - and for the most part, I totally agree. A few years without major music camps and cars would do an amazing thing for this event.

As much as I love the boom boom, it's really a problem.

[–]calcium7:45 & Ephesus 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I posted this in another thread...

Burning Man is no longer a art festival in the desert, but a top 10 party destination - see this and this.

[–]Digital_PunkCA )'( CO 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

For the record, I started raving 15 years ago and have never treated an event or venue the way people do now. It's unfair to stereotype an entire culture of people because of a few bad apples. That's like saying all burners are dirty hippies, who only care about doing drugs, etc. There's assholes in every community, and the more mainstream/larger it gets, that asshole ratio is bound to increase.

At the risk of sounding like a disgruntled old fart, I honestly feel it's a generational thing. In a world obsessed with instant gratification, young people are filled with impatience; which in turn breeds laziness. Out of sight, out of mind .. ignorance is bliss .. yada yada yada ..

[–]disasterdelish'04, '05, burning people with coffee 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for expressing what I couldn't at work. 😊

[–]Leek5 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

the ravers do care. It been invaded by a lot of new people that claim to be ravers and preach plur that don't care. It kinda sad that it seems burning man is headed in that direction as well.

[–]disasterdelish'04, '05, burning people with coffee 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I disagree. It's not fair to group a bunch of people who happen to attend late night parties about not giving a fuck. I went to parties at the end of the 90's and I didn't MOOP, or wear feathers, or shit on the playa.

[–]BurningBushJr -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Really? Stop by the portos at the 10 and 2 and let me know if you still think they don't care.

[–]disasterdelish'04, '05, burning people with coffee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I camped in 4 and I...and pooped properly. Look, you can be angry as much as you want but you're stereotyping.

[–]doctor-yesBurn.Life 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

But PLUR, man. The universe will manifest a garbage can for your MOOP, and if it doesn't, no worries - the event staff will clean up after you.

Le sigh.

[–]flickerkuu'00 '01 '02 '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '12 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't want this to be. I don't want to believe you. I don't want to sound like my old 90's burner friends. But you are right. Ravers, E-tard EDM addicts are destroying the event. We need more building and art, and less superficial people chasing the same few DJ's around. Go to Cochella, save the BM tickets for people who want a soulfull experience, not another bullshit rave.

[–]goldenfloor -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is actually really sad (and infuriating) considering the PLUR motto they all claim to have.

[–]myiuki 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trash dome. Really? That's terrible.

[–]mallrat32 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

9:00 Portal checking in

We were camped next to Ego Trip who were very polite despite being a smaller scale sound camp. Their patrons on the other hand were terrible. On Friday or Saturday, somebody took a shit in front of our van and throughout the week, people were using an RV in our camp as a urinal. The leader of the camp did try everything he could to stay cool with us though.

On Saturday morning a camper from one of the camps behind us pulled up our rent stake (Playa staple) to get their car through. They never asked, nor did they replace it after they got through. They just drove away. Plus, when they were getting the stake out, it was about a foot from my wife's head.

Other than that, there were a few people in another camp near us that used our evap pond with out asking.

[–]chronicENTity 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My first year, assholes were using our evap pond as a community urinal, so I feel your pain there. Thankfully, we've been more creative with our placement of said ponds. Trash fence can do wonders!

[–]revolved 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I had some great neighbours, and was really sad to hear about all the trash left behind (at camps or on exodus on the roads). It was my first year, so I had nothing to base it on, but I did have to handled a seriously messed up individual on Saturday night. Had way too many drugs, i calmed him down, gave him a drink and a hug and sent him on his way. He then had a breakdown, followed me around and tried to invade everyones tent. Had to be physically evicted from our camp and notified the rangers - no words would penetrate his fog!

[–]BGSOLee Burridge is a homie 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

We had an experience like that called at a different festival that we named hurricane mike. 5 broken tents, a 8 man pileup to pin him down til medical/authorities could show up, and a nice shot of some sort of tranquilizer is what it took to defuse that.

[–]HaxRus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ahahaha hurricane mike

[–]bahnder 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here's a non-shitty neighbor setup just to make this thread less bitchy; we got in around 2p on Sunday and landed at 245/I directly on the corner between two sets of portos, learned quickly that the 230 set were the road less travelled, so that worked great. Our first burn in '13 we were around 930/J(ish), and wanted to check out the vibe on the other side since we never made it over there that year.

Had a long-time established camp of awesome folks across us at one side (BUI), and our immediate tent neighbors were a birgin couple from LA that were on-point about everything and were awesome, our other neighbor was a 12-year vet who was awesome, and directly kitty-corner inward we had a set of Brochellas who were decent enough, but their pop-up died in the Friday storm; my wife moved their cooler on top of the wreckage to at least keep it in place. Otherwise, no issues at all, except for the RV camp on our other side who we didn't interact with a single time due to the RV wall. Some big-buck rigs wound up going in place there, and seemingly always at 4am shining brights directly in our tent, but that barely qualified as an annoyance.

We did wind up leaving Saturday morning, so I can't speak for any moop, and I'm hoping to hell some dickwads didn't snag our space on Saturday and tear it up after we swept it multiple times before we rolled out.

[–]heathenworld 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

we were next to Ashram Galactica this year.. a camp that I've enjoyed before, but music WAY too loud WAY too late for middle of a neighborhood.. and their crowd of wasted ravers was a hassle. Monday night one of our campers found a girl taking a dump outside his trailer, and others peeing various places. Talks with camp leaders and rangers changed nothing. A fence made of plywood, extra fabric and trash fence at least kept the trashed ravers out of our camp rest of the week. AssRam Galactica (our name for them) would fit right in with bigger sound camps, but I never want to camp next door again.

[–]OverlyPersonalSalty! 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

2:30 and I, had a neighbor with a massage parlor setup. Seemed older, maybe in his fifties or sixties, no clothing to speak of. He had a visit from the Rangers early in the week and we were asked to warn women away from going into his setup. It wasn't an issue because he stayed closed up all week, but we did put up a "creeper ->" sign when he reopened on Saturday. Otherwise we had some great neighbors and loved the hood, even if we were the last placed camp for blocks and it was mostly suburban quietness.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wonder what prompted the ranger visit in the first place. Being older and offering massages in the nude isn't an obviously bad thing out there.

[–]OverlyPersonalSalty! 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Any campmate interaction seemed to involve mention of kind of crazy rambling as part of it. We had a friend of a friend who went out and talked to him like "oh yeah I'm a Swedish masseuse and I could use a tuneup" (who knows the truth, this guy was a wild man) and the guy started talking to him kind of crazily about how he only works on women and does erotic stuff if they were into it. Our guy just walked out mid stream, didn't phase the old guy. Also he gave a painted plastic bone with our campmates cafe setup's name on it in glittery letters for no apparent reason on Sunday, so after we had the creeper sign up all day. They said he called it "boner art."

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That'll do it.

[–]esqueish 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really minor, but to the art car living next door which beeped/chirped every 12 seconds for the entire burn? I wonder if you have any idea how close you came to having your speaker wires cut.

[–]chickenbarf 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did the 8&L location happen to have a truck with a portapotty on the back? If so, I know exactly what you mean.

[–]Smcookie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This shit makes me so mad, it makes the last memory of the wee so shitty for so many. We raked and mooped well outside of our camping area, I really hope some fuckhead didn't pullin after we left.

[–]the_real_xuth 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

As to the parking lot I have a couple of thoughts on this:

  • yes I know that it's technically not supposed to happen
  • however many of the placed camps literally are not given enough space. Placement seems to assume a homogeneous mixture of public space/art and people but the village I've spend much of my life as a burner associated with is rather art heavy and it is literally a choice of parking cars or getting rid of over half the art (and the personal tent space is so crowded that it's difficult to walk through in the daylight while sober let alone drunk in the dark).
  • nobody wants to camp immediately adjacent to the portapotties anyway so that makes for a good parking lot space.

[–]plantstandDon't forget your dust masks! 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Carpooling isn't an option? Burner Express?

[–]the_real_xuth 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Since most of the people in the village use containers from the east coast, and fly into reno, the average car already has 3-4 people in it. Some have fewer, some people rent and fill vans. A good fraction of the population shows up before the burner express starts running and another large portion leave after the burner express stops running (remember, this is an art heavy village and lots of people are very early arrival). Many people that can do take the burner express. And remember how I said that even with zero people parking their cars in the village that there was basically no room between tents? Where do you think we'd fit the additional 40 or so cars?

[–]plantstandDon't forget your dust masks! 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Obviously I have no idea how your stuff works, but if you're mostly using cars to move people in, perhaps this is of use to you:

https://burnerexpress.burningman.org/faq/

Q: I have a theme camp, what if I want to charter a bus for us?

A: Click here for our group sales intake form.

edit: and if it was a charter, I suspect you could do early/late access

[–]the_real_xuth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which again, makes no sense. First off, this is a heterogeneous village. People start showing up a week or more early and stop showing up some time late in the week of the burn. Some people leave before the burn and others leave several days after the burn. There are lots of individual theme camps within the village, each camp having their own large projects and many individual members have additional projects. Much of the early arrival BS is based on the fact that BMorg gives out lots of different levels of EA passes. Probably a third of the village has some form of EA pass, but those are distributed fairly evenly between monday, wednesday and friday(saturday?) passes. And then the rest of the people show up when travel plans permit.

[–]Digital_PunkCA )'( CO 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or you know, you could park your umpteen vehicles a few blocks away on the outskirts of the city, so people who would actually like to camp in civilization can do so. It's not hard to unpack what you need, and park your car on M for the week.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some of us like the neighbours in those parts of the city, where "the neighbours" does not equal "several hundred cars parked around the edge of a block".

At this point I'm in favor of a huge parking area on the 10:00 side of the city to mirror walk-in camping on the 2:00 side just to keep those fucks out of neighbourhood space.

[–]the_real_xuth 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which is basically what we do, except next to the furthest out set of portapotties, not the furthest out street (which I at least alluded to in my comment that you responded to). Many people want the furthest out street, I know of no one who wants to camp immediately adjacent to the portapotties.

[–]CrispyLiberal 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've never been to BM and this thread is turning me off. I know I won't be part of the problem if I go, but it looks like I missed the best it was going to be.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're overlooking the hojillion other threads and comments about all of the awesome things that go on out there. The bad actors are a minority, but they're a very visible minority. And the rest of us are all cranky, crusty, dusty fucks who like to bitch about things.

[–]CrispyLiberal 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thanks, hope you enjoyed your burn regardless of all that. I'm really looking forward to next year. Tips and advice welcome.

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

  • Drink lots of water.

  • Wear some lights.

  • Don't do the things you're reading about in this thread.

  • Try not to die.

I think that pretty much sums it up, really.

[–]Bombasshatskolea 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey-yo,

I'm considering going to my first burn in 2016. I know I'm a virgin/newbie but I'm planning on being super prepared, engaged, thoughful and kind (I'm 30 and a good camper/outdoorsy person. Not 22 only concerned with looking sexy). My ONLY trepidation is the douchebags. They've ruined many a concert/music festival for me, but unlike those situations, where at the end I retreat home to air conditioning, a bed, shower and TV to melt away the frustrations, dealing with the elements on top of all of this might make me rage-y. Is it easy to navigate away from these types, or does going to a major event on the playa mean you will, inevitably, encounter assholery of the highest proportion?

Thanks in advance, hope to see you all next year! Not all of us noobs are bad :)

[–]mudclubMr. Grumpypants[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You'll run across bad actors here and there. There's a much higher concentration of them near the sound camps on the edges of the city, but I generally avoid those areas, so I don't get much of a dose of it, quite deliberately.

The vast majority of people out there are completely excellent; the risk of running into some jackwagons definitely shouldn't keep you away. It should just make you cranky and jaded like the rest of us.

[–]jonneywashere -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I camp on 9 & J. It was amazing burn. Amazing vibes. I don't know what all the others here are saying about each others. Sound like they been on another planet. LOL

Hope you guys relax and post amazing stories instead of Hate ones. We had one Hate camp and that's too much... haha