well I'm not that person, but I think mine are pretty ridiculous too

Game 1 (where lee sin flames me and takes every blue):

[10:28] Fuuta (Ekko): u have the

[10:31] Fuuta (Ekko): same score????

[10:34] Fuuta (Ekko): dont take blue

[10:53] Fuuta (Ekko): im under turret

[21:10] Fuuta (Ekko): how is it intentional trolling

[21:12] Fuuta (Ekko): what about braum

[21:16] Fuuta (Ekko): waht about everyone

[21:21] Fuuta (Ekko): you're the only one with a positive score

[21:23] Fuuta (Ekko): so why just me

[21:26] Fuuta (Ekko): explain

[21:44] Fuuta (Ekko): riven

[21:44] Fuuta (Ekko): explain

[21:50] Fuuta (Ekko): why u want to report me invalidly

[22:23] Fuuta (Ekko): and not

[22:24] Fuuta (Ekko): 0-9 braum

[22:40] Fuuta (Ekko): i can report you

[22:43] Fuuta (Ekko): for invalid reporting

Game 2 (smileys = me trying to keep the rage in):

[5:43] Fuuta (Yasuo): lee

[7:47] Fuuta (Yasuo): :)

[7:50] Fuuta (Yasuo): ;)

[7:51] Fuuta (Yasuo): :)

[12:09] Fuuta (Yasuo): ;)

[18:25] Fuuta (Yasuo): darius 7-1

(ally asks team to report me for being bad or w/e)

[48:06] Fuuta (Yasuo): report ur ass for flaming

[48:10] Fuuta (Yasuo): and threatening to afk

[48:11] Fuuta (Yasuo): lol

according to player behaviour team, replying to flamers (without even flaming them) is worth a 2-week ban (that I haven't gotten yet, I emailed them preemptively seeing how my last 2-week ban was from a premade of flamers reporting me after 1 game where I said/did nothing special!)

I can't even risk talking in matches anymore. Saying "drag 1 min" is "forcing players to play a certain way", saying "please stop flaming, we can still win" is "toxic blaming and depressing attitude", mentioning a flamer's score after they flame you for yours is worse than IRL murder, I mean wtf is wrong with riot (answer: a lot).

I got banned 1 week a few years back for reporting too many people (flamers). All support ever says is "we've already provided you with the tools to improve your behaviour, bye". dfshjfjkshfsjkfh