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[–]Shitty_Watercolour 2247ポイント2248ポイント  (117子コメント)

he also illustrated the other side of the internet pretty well

http://i.imgur.com/7qAxweL.png

[–]NocturnalEmissary 976ポイント977ポイント  (40子コメント)

Rhino art when I see it.

[–]teh1buck 243ポイント244ポイント  (16子コメント)

God damnit...

That pun shouldn't work, but you made it work.

[–]p_velocity 150ポイント151ポイント  (10子コメント)

rhino, right?

[–]xchino 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

What do you get when you cross an rhino with an elephant?

Elephino.

[–]shield1123 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have an upvote, you word playing shrew

[–]FluoCantus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is... this is incredible to me.

[–]ChristianKS94 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this a reference of sorts? I don't get it.

[–]Steelfox13 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't know art but rhino what I like.

[–]lolheyaj 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stop it.

[–]mgs4manj 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Admittedly I kinda read that in a Scooby Doo accent and it felt spot on.

[–]Innanetape 41ポイント42ポイント  (3子コメント)

Gets kinda hot in these rhinos.

[–]faster_than_sound 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

A lot of people give the second movie a lot of shit, but that line is just brilliant to me for some reason. The delivery, the absurdity of the situation, I don't know. It just cracks me up every single time.

[–]JBthrizzle 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This one time a colleague and I were doing a fluoroscopy guided lumbar puncture for Cerebral Spinal Fluid sample. The patient had c-diff so we were in full contact precaution gear. She opened at low pressure, so her CSF trickled out at a painfully slow pace. The radiologist turned to my colleague and said " put on sterile gloves and fill the rest of these vials, then come get me when they're filled and I'll take the spinal needle out."

Full contact precaution includes wearing a plastic, full body disposable gown, face mask, hair net, gloves, booties. You get hot and sweat almost immediately after putting on the gown. My colleague is hunched over beside this patient with a plastic vial, collecting the fluid. Both of us are sweating profusely, not speaking a word. Then he turns to me and goes," sure is hot inside these rhinos."

I couldn't hold back my laugher.

[–]gril69 75ポイント76ポイント  (40子コメント)

All i see is a dude climbing out of a rhino's ass

[–]DarkwingDuckAvenger 168ポイント169ポイント  (35子コメント)

[–]dalovindj 55ポイント56ポイント  (26子コメント)

Thank you. That was a bit unsettling without context.

[–]Easilycrazyhat 192ポイント193ポイント  (23子コメント)

If you haven't seen Ace Ventura 2, you are living an unfulfilled life.

[–]corruptrevolutionary 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

A wasted life, can you imagine the magnitude of that? But the internet gives men like me a chance

[–]CSGOWasp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, much better now after I see the actual video

[–]nobody2000 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I saw this as a little kid, and I'm seeing it again now at the ripe age of 30. I've had the same question about this scene since the beginning and I haven't been able to figure out the answer...

...Why on earth would this kid find a naked man coming out of a Rhino's butthole cool?

[–]CuggyofHouseAbby 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

...Why on earth would this kid find a naked man coming out of a Rhino's butthole cool?

Because he's way more metal than you

[–]radiomath 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

One of the funniest scenes in movie history. If you don't find that hilarious there's something wrong with you

[–]iamaguyama24 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I knew having a quality sense of humour would give me cancer.

[–]loadedtomcat 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bumblebee Tuna

(Your balls are showing)

[–]nomptonite 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's cause you haven't been to the other side of the internet.

[–]CatDeeleysLeftNipple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think the other side is the guy coming into the Rhino's ass.

Definitely is a Furry thing.

[–]-UncleArgyle- 579ポイント580ポイント  (32子コメント)

We surveyed 100 men; top 4 answers on the board.

Name something guaranteed to get you karma on Reddit.

[–]uanidiot 390ポイント391ポイント  (14子コメント)

"But what was the survey question?"
"There was no question, we just surveyed them. Boobs was the top answer, followed by The Rock, and then Beer Sandwiches."

[–]SweetNeo85 101ポイント102ポイント  (10子コメント)

It was "What do guys want to see?"

[–]MyFavoriteLadies 49ポイント50ポイント  (8子コメント)

I've had a beer with a sandwich but a beer sandwich?

[–]angryshack 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're really close. You just need to have both and believe.

[–]obedear__ 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

A beer sandwich is when you hold a beer between your index finger and thumb, a martini between your index and middle finger, and another beer supported by your middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. It's difficult, but it gives you a free hand to hold another beer.

[–]hugemuffin 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you could invent the beer sandwich, the world would beat a path to your door.

I'm not talking about roast beef roasted in a roasty toasty porter or a bourbon pork sandwich, not even talking about a beer and cheddar burger, but I'm looking for something that combines the crisp, cool refreshing taste of Beer™ with the satisfaction that comes from a perfectly crafted sandwich.

[–]embiggenedmind 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

That makes me miss Louie Anderson. He was a pretty good host and seems like a decent guy. Shame what happened to him. :-/

[–]ReginaldDwight 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

What happened to him?

[–]PBSTP 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the late 1990s, Anderson was blackmailed by a man named Richard John Gordon. Gordon extorted money from Anderson, threatening to reveal to tabloids that Anderson reportedly propositioned him in a casino in 1993.[15]

Anderson initially paid Gordon $100,000 in hush money, fearing the story would threaten his starring roles in two family-oriented series, but when Gordon's demands increased to $250,000 in 2000, he informed law-enforcement authorities. Gordon, who was 31 at the time, was arrested.[15][16]

[–]BenjaminTalam 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What happened after that?

[–]ohyouresilly 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey it's Zach Braff. Oh, I mean J.D. Wait...

[–]please_pm_me_ 52ポイント53ポイント  (5子コメント)

Second only to "boobs" is "complaining about how women get up voted for having boobs".

[–]SexyCyborg 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Second only to "boobs" is "complaining about how women get up voted for having boobs".

Always have that “wake up sheeple” type guy has to point it out like profound insight everyone else in thread missed. “You whiteknighter can downvote me but I’m just going to tell it like it is. She’s using her boobies.” meanwhile boobies practically pressed against camera lens...

[–]RedBull7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You always provide content that is interesting, your beauty it is just an added bonus.

[–]please_pm_me_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just can't figure out why people both up vote that content while simultaneously complaining that she is somehow "cheating" by using her boobs. This is clearly the content that people want to see.

[–]seriouslees 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wonder if, perhaps, it's two different groups of people doing the upvoting and the complaining... I know, far fetched sci-fi rigmarole, but maybe...

[–]Arknell 115ポイント116ポイント  (47子コメント)

She later played a murdering PC game end-boss in the X-Files episode "First Person Shooter". They were kind of treading water in the last three seasons. They did a full bodyscan of her though.

[–]Pryach 67ポイント68ポイント  (39子コメント)

She was also in a TV movie series called Emmanuelle where she was naked. A lot.

[–]its_boVice 26ポイント27ポイント  (30子コメント)

Source?

[–]Pryach 23ポイント24ポイント  (29子コメント)

[–]its_boVice 256ポイント257ポイント  (28子コメント)

Thanks but I meant a source I could masturbate to.

[–]NessLeonhart 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

your candor is refreshing.

[–]kingeryck 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I found this http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=G6uFyIT2lMw

but the aspect is all fucked up and I can't stand that.

[–]LibraryDrone 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's also in a tv show now called Significant Mother.

[–]YRUTROLLINGURSELF 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

season 7 has some of the best episodes though... x cops, hollywood a.d., the goldberg variation, the amazing maleeni...

season 8 and 9 are definitely a drag, but i've always loved how fun/silly season 7 got; it was always present in the show here and there, but it's like they just said 'fuck it let's make this a comedy now.' and then in inverse proportion, there are a handful of really powerful serious episodes, especially the bookends of the season.

[–]andsoitgoes42 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit I remember that episode.

[–]mechawreckah 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember seeing that episode when I was real young and thought "wow this show is awesome I can't wait till im old enough to watch it!". Years later I watched the whole series and when I got to that episode, IT WAS TERRIBLE.

Tldr I watched all of x files because of the worst episode in the series

[–]kwanting 100ポイント101ポイント  (11子コメント)

I was hoping it would finish with this

(NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/S7L5LCY.gif

[–]jaejae26 49ポイント50ポイント  (3子コメント)

What the fuck is this? Me Myself and Irene?? I dont remember that all!! Dude is literally sucking a tit.

[–]LordKarnage 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is shortly after he turns into Hank for the first time.

[–]Gargantuan_Dong 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what they're for.

[–]GerryJarcia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is an artificial tittie

[–]Nachteule 54ポイント55ポイント  (5子コメント)

Jim Carrey sucked on Shannon Wirrey's real breast which had milk in them in "Me, Myself & Irene". "It's very rare that I get to a place where I am actually kind of humiliated but that was one of them," said Mr Carrey in an interview.

He explains, "It's very rare that I get to a place where I am actually kind of humiliated but that was one of them. It was so embarrassing to me. I was like embarrassed for the girl but she was fine with it. She was like, 'yeah whatever.' But I was literally apologising to her between every take. When it was time to film it I had to empty the studio. I couldn't do it in front of anybody."

[–]random989898 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

Shannon Wirrey

She doesn't have any children so I am not sure why she would have been lactating. Sucking a breast that is lactating as part of your job would also be considered a biohazard.

[–]Augustus_Trollus_III 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

YOU SHUT YOUR GODAMN MOUTH WHILE IM JERKING OFF!

[–]Kagawaful 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh shit... now i gotta jerk off.. to the thought of you jerking off...

[–]Nachteule 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just quoted what you can google everywhere:

In Me, Myself and Irene, Jim Carrey confessed that during the scene where he breast-feeds from Shannon Whirry, he felt very uncomfortable and embarrassed by the fact that Whirry did have milk on her breast (she was nursing her baby during the time of the filming). On the other hand, Shannon Whirry said that she made that scene as normal as possible, and didn’t feel a thing.

[–]Draco_Black 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've always wondered if that scene was real or not

[–]improbablewobble 309ポイント310ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]tokillmymockingbird 116ポイント117ポイント  (5子コメント)

Her little face will always make me laugh.

[–]twitchosx 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

I can't wait till we get an AMA with her!

[–]CatButtForYou 44ポイント45ポイント  (3子コメント)

I would be very disappointed if all her replies weren't just pictures of that face.

[–]twitchosx 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or memes using it

[–]PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

It would probably get deleted for only being "internet famous"

[–]dax552 29ポイント30ポイント  (14子コメント)

[–]Murslak 8ポイント9ポイント  (13子コメント)

That movie made me soooo uncomfortable as a kid. The way he manipulated the family and... yeah, creeps me out for a "comedy".

[–]embiggenedmind 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah, Jim Carrey was in his prime as this slapstick comic (Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber and The Mask) and suddenly he switched it up on everyone with this dark, dark comedy. I remember being extremely confused when I watched the trailer in theaters as a kid, and my parents, who took me to see all of his movies, wouldn't let me see that one. At the time I thought they thought I was too young, but after I finally got to see it, I realized they were saving me.

[–]Beohh 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's must have been difficult to be the trailer in theaters as a child. Wanna talk about it?

[–]lelbot 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Haha I caught that one too

[–]Beohh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He fixed it, now you and I are the only ones who will know.

[–]Badrush 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What movie was this?

[–]respect_my_camel_toe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I felt sick to my stomach. . .I thought I was getting Ace Ventura and ended up with some twisted Charles Manson shit

[–]zack2014 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

What movie is it?

[–]Murslak 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Caaaaaable Guy! But really The Cable Guy is creepy as fuck.

[–]zack2014 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like creepy movies, so I guess I'll check it out!

[–]antiyoupunk 198ポイント199ポイント  (67子コメント)

I'll just leave this here: http://i.imgur.com/cjBSl4G.png

[–]iaruoksid 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ya, but the thing is waaaaaaaaaaaay too often the internet will mistake any post with a girl, as being a cry for attention. Like, if people can tell that a girl is involved, they automatically assume she's a whore. You see it all the time in /r/pics. Some dude will post a selfie with his dog and everyone gushes about the pretty puppy, but then a chick does the same thing and reddit will call an attention seeker.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR__EYES 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/upvotedbecausegirl has a lot more posts than the male equivalent that always gets copypasta'd when that comic (that I don't even have to link; it gets posted so often) rears its html.

We can all tell when a picture is "of a thing" or "of a situation" or "of a person in a situation" or simply "of a person". Please. Don't be obtuse, you're better than that.

[–]buckeye_baker 17ポイント18ポイント  (43子コメント)

If someone calls me "man" or says "this guy" and I correct them and say I'm a girl, is it really that obnoxious? I don't really think I'm trying to get my girl privilege or whatever...I just want to be referred to by the right pronoun.

[–]TeemoSelanne 98ポイント99ポイント  (28子コメント)

Is it relevant to the conversation?

If yes: no it's not annoying

If no: then people will find it annoying because it adds nothing if value to the topic at hand

[–]crypticfreak 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Very true, but surprisingly it eats at you when someone assumes the wrong gender. As a guy, I didn't understand this until I had a (semi) popular post where a bunch of people assumed incorrectly, and all I wanted to do was tell them I'm a guy.

[–]Sephalia 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, I can't remember ever feeling offended when people guess wrong my gender wrong. It's more like sometimes it almost feels like I'd be lying if I didn't correct them, like I'm pretending to be someone else or something ... I don't know, it's a strange psychological thing.

[–]GrumpySteen 21ポイント22ポイント  (8子コメント)

Because someone posting "this guy" is really adding a lot of value.

[–]pinkletink 47ポイント48ポイント  (3子コメント)

this guy fucks

[–]Not_a_raptor 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've been known to fuck myself

[–]PM_ME_YOUR__EYES 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey...

Haven't I seen you in Jurassic Park?

[–]Not_a_raptor 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

N..n...no definitely not. Never heard of it.

[–]TeemoSelanne 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

So then what's the point in extending the already pointless conversation by correcting them?

[–]CraftyCaprid 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

If it were relevant then it should be able to be inferred from context. If it can't be inferred from context then is it really relevant?

[–]LittleWhiteGirl 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

Would you feel compelled to correct someone if they automatically assumed you were a woman all the time? Probably.

[–]CraftyCaprid 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

In real life? yes. On the internet? no. I have been called she or her before. Doesn't bother me.

And a lot of times when you say something like "this guy" its just because the masculine is the default in English. The gender isn't even at play. Thus someone saying "I'm actually a girl" is the person "bringing up gender".

[–]Yeckarb 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I call my girlfriend man, and dude. This guy is a colloquialism and does not reference the fact that you are a man, instead it's used to pontificate the commenter's reaction to your post. So, yes, pointing out that correct pronoun is redundant. There are no girls on the internet. Your comment is trite in its own rite.

[–]BiblioPhil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like this person has some issues with women.

[–]ohyouresilly 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

"If I was a boxer I'd bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard"

[–]CanadianPucker 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

Bahaha yes. Love Liar Liar.

[–]BlowSomeDro 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

Such a great movie. I love the scene where he beats himself up in the bathroom

[–]rightfulemperor 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm kicking my ass! DO YA MIND?!

[–]CanadianPucker 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The colour of the pen that I hold in my hand is r-r-r-rrrr-ROYAL BLUUUUUUE"

[–]Number127 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Who did this??"

[–]Selrisitai 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was a mad-man, your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his rope!

[–]fatclownbaby 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

i was 13 i think when this movie came out, i could not get enough of this scene. But i had o get up and manually rewind the vhs. tough days

[–]din7 38ポイント39ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]D8-42 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

And then, there's this.

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

"Upvoted Not Because Girl But Because It Is Very Cool However I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl"

[–]SanJose_Sharks 29ポイント30ポイント  (14子コメント)

Krista Allen was so unbelievably hot when she was younger. Made Anna Kendrick look like a sack of dog jizz.

[–]DoctorOddfellow 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Was? Check out her new show "Significant Mother" on the CW, first episode here: https://youtu.be/a1mKf3Lk0_k

She's still smoking hot at 44. Enough so that an entire MILF comedy is built around her hotness.

[–]dreinn 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Huh. That looks way better than I thought.

[–]ruinersclub 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know what I want to be when I grow up.

[–]sir-or-madam 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

How in the world can you compare the two. They're on different levels!

[–]Soandthen 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes, one is attractive and the other looks like a mouse that got her wish to be human.

[–]drunkcowofdeath 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except she didn't wish hard enough.

jk she is my everything, anna pls.

[–]bawlz_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

like a mouse that got her wish to be human.

Holy shit lmao

[–]unclepong 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

welcome to /r/amiugly

[–]kikme_KittyGunsGoMew 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just spent five minutes there....

And I'm upset at half the posters and want to drown the others. There is no in between. They are ugly stick broke or "I'm a narcissist, love me as much as I love myself" good looking.

[–]trillo69 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's some gold in there:

Hot girl posts asking if she's ugly

Answer:

You look like a huge attention seeker. You look like the kind of person who will marry an old rich guy so you can afford your clothes and cocaine

[–]jizzmancer 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

When she makes the "oo" face with her lips at the end there, it's hotter than the low cut neckline.

[–]redditloverly 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking ALWAYS upvote .

[–]jatheist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Baby face Jim Carrey!

[–]lostinthestar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

welcome to r/funny, enjoy your repost

[–]jaejae26 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that the chick from season 2 of Smallville? The hot teacher who got Clark horny and turned on his heat vision?

[–]crookedknee6666 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HERE SHE COMES TO WRECK THE DAYYYY!!

[–]Montanx 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

God bless Krista allen. Her softcore scenes are fappable to this day.

[–]jpggiraffe 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

hey guys oh big gulps huh? alright welp see ya later

[–]dgiangiulio228 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure where I heard it and I'm not sure if it's common knowledge but my favorite part of that scene was the fun fact behind it. Extras have to be paid more if they speak in a scene and they also have to be put in the credits. Carrey improv'd that little bit knowing that they wouldn't/couldn't respond to him just to mess with them.

[–]cgt16 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Upvote for the nice boobs

[–]AKABoondock 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

So where is obligatory comment of this actress' name and list of nude appearances?

Edit: I'm asking for a friend.

[–]Iplaynakeder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just like on the internet I CAN'T LIE.