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[–]Shitty_Watercolour 1277ポイント1278ポイント  (71子コメント)

he also illustrated the other side of the internet pretty well

http://i.imgur.com/7qAxweL.png

[–]NocturnalEmissary 449ポイント450ポイント  (25子コメント)

Rhino art when I see it.

[–]teh1buck 79ポイント80ポイント  (11子コメント)

God damnit...

That pun shouldn't work, but you made it work.

[–]p_velocity 47ポイント48ポイント  (6子コメント)

rhino, right?

[–]cha0sss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've had better.

http://youtu.be/qPy_ybPWUUs

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    [–]xchino 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What do you get when you cross an rhino with an elephant?

    Elephino.

    [–]shield1123 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Have an upvote, you word playing shrew

    [–]AadeeMoien 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Boo, boo I say.

    [–]FluoCantus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is... this is incredible to me.

    [–]Steelfox13 -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I don't know art but rhino what I like.

    [–]lolheyaj 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Stop it.

    [–]mgs4manj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Admittedly I kinda read that in a Scooby Doo accent and it felt spot on.

    [–]BarryBlue42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    http://i.imgur.com/t6Mj2Fy.gif

    [–]ChipSchafer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Beat me to the pun(ch)

    [–]mcc5159 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    http://replygif.net/i/200.gif

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      [–]arbili 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

      http://media.giphy.com/media/v9NQh6NwzghAk/giphy.gif

      [–]Innanetape 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Gets kinda hot in these rhinos.

      [–]gril69 52ポイント53ポイント  (24子コメント)

      All i see is a dude climbing out of a rhino's ass

      [–]DarkwingDuckAvenger 104ポイント105ポイント  (19子コメント)

      Reference

      [–]dalovindj 28ポイント29ポイント  (15子コメント)

      Thank you. That was a bit unsettling without context.

      [–]Easilycrazyhat 125ポイント126ポイント  (12子コメント)

      If you haven't seen Ace Ventura 2, you are living an unfulfilled life.

      [–]Keundrum 28ポイント29ポイント  (6子コメント)

      "If I'm not back in 5 minutes... just wait longer"

      [–]hawkeyepaz 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Ace Ventura 1 but still funny as fuck

      [–]huffmanm16 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

      FINKLE....is EINHORN!

      [–]Shottysalad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      SPOILER ALERT!!!!

      [–]anarxi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      YOUR GUN IS POKING MY LEG (paraphrased, i dont remember exact quote)

      [–]MacHaggis 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Indeed.

      [–]corruptrevolutionary 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      A wasted life, can you imagine the magnitude of that? But the internet gives men like me a chance

      [–]WhiteKnigth 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Wait, there's a a 2nd part ?

      [–]CSGOWasp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yes, much better now after I see the actual video

      [–]The_Time_Master 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      https://www.google.com/search?q=dude+climbing+out+of+a+rhino%27s+ass&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

      [–]radiomath 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      One of the funniest scenes in movie history. If you don't find that hilarious there's something wrong with you

      [–]iamaguyama24 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I knew having a quality sense of humour would give me cancer.

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        [–]nomptonite 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        That's cause you haven't been to the other side of the internet.

        [–]CatDeeleysLeftNipple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I think the other side is the guy coming into the Rhino's ass.

        Definitely is a Furry thing.

        [–]loadedtomcat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Bumblebee Tuna

        (Your balls are showing)

        [–]DeltaMango 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        You're on fire today.

        [–]Torgo_the_White 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

        All righty then.

        [–]EntropicReaver 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        fucking siege rhino man

        [–]ULTIMATUM7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Fucking brilliant!

        [–]BulletSea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Thanks, but rhino that already.

        [–]razakdash 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Haha, a rhinoceranus.

        [–]2gudfou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I love you

        [–]Passan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Love that you included the very obvious door from the movie rhino.

        [–]Jellyrocks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Rhinocerass

        [–]-UncleArgyle- 289ポイント290ポイント  (19子コメント)

        We surveyed 100 men; top 4 answers on the board.

        Name something guaranteed to get you karma on Reddit.

        [–]uanidiot 181ポイント182ポイント  (11子コメント)

        "But what was the survey question?"
        "There was no question, we just surveyed them. Boobs was the top answer, followed by The Rock, and then Beer Sandwiches."

        [–]SweetNeo85 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

        It was "What do men want to see?"

        [–]MyFavoriteLadies 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

        I've had a beer with a sandwich but a beer sandwich?

        [–]angryshack 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You're really close. You just need to have both and believe.

        [–]hugemuffin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        If you could invent the beer sandwich, the world would beat a path to your door.

        I'm not talking about roast beef roasted in a roasty toasty porter or a bourbon pork sandwich, not even talking about a beer and cheddar burger, but I'm looking for something that combines the crisp, cool refreshing taste of Beer™ with the satisfaction that comes from a perfectly crafted sandwich.

        [–]Thetravelingboy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams.

        [–]obedear__ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        A beer sandwich is when you hold a beer between your index finger and thumb, a martini between your index and middle finger, and another beer supported by your middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. It's difficult, but it gives you a free hand to hold another beer.

        [–]RicardoWanderlust 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The Rock was a great film! Dwayne Johnson.. not so much.

        [–]please_pm_me_ 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Second only to "boobs" is "complaining about how women get up voted for having boobs".

        [–]ohyouresilly 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Hey it's Zach Braff. Oh, I mean J.D. Wait...

        [–]south_blues 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Haha, JDs awesome daydream!

        [–]embiggenedmind 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        That makes me miss Louie Anderson. He was a pretty good host and seems like a decent guy. Shame what happened to him. :-/

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          [–]Arknell 61ポイント62ポイント  (29子コメント)

          She later played a murdering PC game end-boss in the X-Files episode "First Person Shooter". They were kind of treading water in the last three seasons. They did a full bodyscan of her though.

          [–]Pryach 38ポイント39ポイント  (24子コメント)

          She was also in a TV movie series called Emmanuelle where she was naked. A lot.

          [–]its_boVice 15ポイント16ポイント  (15子コメント)

          Source?

          [–]Pryach 13ポイント14ポイント  (14子コメント)

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuelle_in_Space

          [–]its_boVice 127ポイント128ポイント  (13子コメント)

          Thanks but I meant a source I could masturbate to.

          [–]tojabu 79ポイント80ポイント  (4子コメント)

          http://www.allcelebsfree.com/pics/celeb1355/pics/krista-allen-02.jpg

          [–]NessLeonhart 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

          your candor is refreshing.

          [–]Ochris 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

          It was a softcore show, but here ya go. http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=krista+allen

          [–]execjacob 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          my man

          [–]CrazyMoCrutcha 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Takes me back to my early masturbatory years... I think I saw this on HBO late night. Back in the day, pre high-speed internet.. It was magical.

          [–]Ochris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Yeah, all those memories came back when I saw Liar Liar, and again when I saw Anger Management(the Sandler movie).

          [–]NightHawkRambo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          For science!

          [–]kingeryck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I found this http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=G6uFyIT2lMw

          but the aspect is all fucked up and I can't stand that.

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            [–]LibraryDrone 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

            She's also in a tv show now called Significant Mother.

            [–]_Tolz_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Not..THAT series...right? ....Right??

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              [–]YRUTROLLINGURSELF 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              season 7 has some of the best episodes though... x cops, hollywood a.d., the goldberg variation, the amazing maleeni...

              season 8 and 9 are definitely a drag, but i've always loved how fun/silly season 7 got; it was always present in the show here and there, but it's like they just said 'fuck it let's make this a comedy now.' and then in inverse proportion, there are a handful of really powerful serious episodes, especially the bookends of the season.

              [–]andsoitgoes42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Holy shit I remember that episode.

              [–]GhostFish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I love the X-Files and I'm overly forgiving of its missteps, but that episode was shit.

              [–]mechawreckah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I remember seeing that episode when I was real young and thought "wow this show is awesome I can't wait till im old enough to watch it!". Years later I watched the whole series and when I got to that episode, IT WAS TERRIBLE.

              Tldr I watched all of x files because of the worst episode in the series

              [–]improbablewobble 165ポイント166ポイント  (5子コメント)

              http://i.imgur.com/Uw7Z6SA.gif

              [–]tokillmymockingbird 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Her little face will always make me laugh.

              [–]twitchosx 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

              I can't wait till we get an AMA with her!

              [–]CatButtForYou 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

              I would be very disappointed if all her replies weren't just pictures of that face.

              [–]twitchosx 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Or memes using it

              [–]PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              It would probably get deleted for only being "internet famous"

              [–]Bardfinn 149ポイント150ポイント  (11子コメント)

              http://imgur.com/dGiFhfu

              [–]kwanting 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

              I was hoping it would finish with this

              (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/S7L5LCY.gif

              [–]jaejae26 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              What the fuck is this? Me Myself and Irene?? I dont remember that all!! Dude is literally sucking a tit.

              [–]Draco_Black 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I've always wondered if that scene was real or not

              [–]dax552 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

              Says this guy

              [–]Murslak 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

              That movie made me soooo uncomfortable as a kid. The way he manipulated the family and... yeah, creeps me out for a "comedy".

              [–]embiggenedmind 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Yeah, Jim Carrey was in his prime as this slapstick comic (Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber and The Mask) and suddenly he switched it up on everyone with this dark, dark comedy. I remember being extremely confused when I watched the trailer in theaters as a kid, and my parents, who took me to see all of his movies, wouldn't let me see that one. At the time I thought they thought I was too young, but after I finally got to see it, I realized they were saving me.

              [–]Beohh 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

              It's must have been difficult to be the trailer in theaters as a child. Wanna talk about it?

              [–]zack2014 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              What movie is it?

              [–]CanadianPucker 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

              Bahaha yes. Love Liar Liar.

              [–]BlowSomeDro 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Such a great movie. I love the scene where he beats himself up in the bathroom

              [–]rightfulemperor 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I'm kicking my ass! DO YA MIND?!

              [–]CanadianPucker 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

              "The colour of the pen that I hold in my hand is r-r-r-rrrr-ROYAL BLUUUUUUE"

              [–]Number127 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              "Who did this??"

              [–]AnonymousTidder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              One of my favorite movies as a kid.

              [–]antiyoupunk 97ポイント98ポイント  (24子コメント)

              I'll just leave this here: http://i.imgur.com/cjBSl4G.png

              [–]iaruoksid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Ya, but the thing is waaaaaaaaaaaay too often the internet will mistake any post with a girl, as being a cry for attention. Like, if people can tell that a girl is involved, they automatically assume she's a whore. You see it all the time in /r/pics. Some dude will post a selfie with his dog and everyone gushes about the pretty puppy, but then a chick does the same thing and reddit will call an attention seeker.

              [–]buckeye_baker 8ポイント9ポイント  (12子コメント)

              If someone calls me "man" or says "this guy" and I correct them and say I'm a girl, is it really that obnoxious? I don't really think I'm trying to get my girl privilege or whatever...I just want to be referred to by the right pronoun.

              [–]TeemoSelanne 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

              Is it relevant to the conversation?

              If yes: no it's not annoying

              If no: then people will find it annoying because it adds nothing if value to the topic at hand

              [–]CraftyCaprid 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

              If it were relevant then it should be able to be inferred from context. If it can't be inferred from context then is it really relevant?

              [–]GrumpySteen 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Because someone posting "this guy" is really adding a lot of value.

              [–]pinkletink 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

              this guy fucks

              [–]TeemoSelanne 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

              So then what's the point in extending the already pointless conversation by correcting them?

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                [–]pinkletink 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                this guy gets it

                [–]15243asd1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                ^ this guy though

                [–]SuedeVeil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Who cares though if some internet dude thinks its obnoxious? Everything people say on here is offensive to someone.. If I fucking called a guy a girl he would correct me first thing because no guy wants to be called a girl, and the same goes for girls not wanting to be called dudes. This isn't some "assume everyone on the internet is a guy" situation anymore since I am pretty sure nowadays half the people on the net are women. (well maybe not reddit..) If correcting someone has nothing to do with wanting to play your fictional upper hand "girl card" with a wink face, then go ahead and do it. edit: on the other hand I DO think it is obnoxious assuming and talking to everyone as if they are a guy unless proven otherwise.. we are way past that. So to the guy responding to you that it's annoying then maybe he shouldn't have called that girl a guy without knowing anything about them.

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                  [–]Sephalia -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  "Girls have it easy because people pretend to like you in order to use your body." Wow, sounds great.

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                    [–]ohyouresilly 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "If I was a boxer I'd bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard"

                    [–]din7 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    /r/upvotedbecausegirl

                    [–]ohyouresilly 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    /r/upvotedbecausejimcarrey

                    [–]Raw1213 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Disappointed there's nothing there

                    [–]D8-42 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    And then, there's this.

                    /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

                    "Upvoted Not Because Girl But Because It Is Very Cool However I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl"

                    [–]jonathan99x1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/cb/f5/d7cbf51d5a43a33e2a6ad1b5d294a250.jpg

                    [–]Baelor_Breakspear 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Late but true: http://i.imgur.com/QEAB6yE.gifv

                    [–]threeinchesoffury 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    the real question

                    NSFW

                    [–]redditloverly 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Fucking ALWAYS upvote .

                    [–]SanJose_Sharks 11ポイント12ポイント  (9子コメント)

                    Krista Allen was so unbelievably hot when she was younger. Made Anna Kendrick look like a sack of dog jizz.

                    [–]DoctorOddfellow 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Was? Check out her new show "Significant Mother" on the CW, first episode here: https://youtu.be/a1mKf3Lk0_k

                    She's still smoking hot at 44. Enough so that an entire MILF comedy is built around her hotness.

                    [–]dreinn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Huh. That looks way better than I thought.

                    [–]ruinersclub 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I know what I want to be when I grow up.

                    [–]sir-or-madam 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    How in the world can you compare the two. They're on different levels!

                    [–]Soandthen 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Yes, one is attractive and the other looks like a mouse that got her wish to be human.

                    [–]drunkcowofdeath 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Except she didn't wish hard enough.

                    jk she is my everything, anna pls.

                    [–]pinkletink 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    To be fair, Anna fucking Kendrick is yout example? Queen of the Birdface? She who makes Dee Reynolds look like a beautiful woman, not at all like a bird?

                    [–]krysatheo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Yeah, she's cute and has a cool personality but certainly not extremely pretty.

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                      [–]unclepong 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      welcome to /r/amiugly

                      [–]kikme_KittyGunsGoMew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Just spent five minutes there....

                      And I'm upset at half the posters and want to drown the others. There is no in between. They are ugly stick broke or "I'm a narcissist, love me as much as I love myself" good looking.

                      [–]Iatemydog 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      can some one link me this scene

                      [–]jhallen2260 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      Who is the actress?

                      [–]lozdogz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Krista Allen Search 'Emmanuelle In Space Krista Allen' and enjoy

                      [–]EnvidiaProductions 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Fap.exe initiated?

                      [–]lostinthestar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      welcome to r/funny, enjoy your repost

                      [–]-Master-Builder- 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      I had to downvote you

                      [–]Iplaynakeder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Just like on the internet I CAN'T LIE.

                      [–]TheSubtleSaiyan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Liar Liar was just on TV!

                      [–]__seripha__ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      This is why my posts flop, damn it

                      [–]Inaccuratefocus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      This is r/roast me right now

                      [–]NeoSP17 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      im dead at this lol

                      [–]jatheist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Baby face Jim Carrey!

                      [–]ZephrX112 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      /r/boobies

                      [–]ThyBeardedOne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I've seen this movie soo many times, but until now, I've never noticed him blatantly peering down her shirt before the doors close lol.

                      [–]BigBadDonkeyKongsTie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      The accuracy of this post is disturbing

                      [–]Okonkwo69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I too was watching this on day time TV today.

                      [–]sashundera 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      Okay, I need to know the name of this movie.

                      [–]jizzmancer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      When she makes the "oo" face with her lips at the end there, it's hotter than the low cut neckline.

                      [–]FoxyBrownMcCloud 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I was thinking more the blooper where he just straight up gropes her.

                      [–]AnotherSmegHead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      This was like every 10th person on the fall-out shelter post

                      [–]fatclownbaby 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      i was 13 i think when this movie came out, i could not get enough of this scene. But i had o get up and manually rewind the vhs. tough days

                      [–]sand8545 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      comment

                      [–]NiceSlackzGurl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It's like /r/cringe threw up in here. Get some self-awareness. JFC.

                      [–]imsoulrebel1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Boobs and the internet!

                      [–]jaejae26 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Is that the chick from season 2 of Smallville? The hot teacher who got Clark horny and turned on his heat vision?

                      [–]PugsBugs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I've never seen this movie, I can't tell if the woman in the elevator is turned on or pissed off.

                      [–]crookedknee6666 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      HERE SHE COMES TO WRECK THE DAYYYY!!

                      [–]jy31 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      https://media.giphy.com/media/FnxHqXpcyYN32/giphy.gif

                      [–]jocasee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I've seen better.

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