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[–]TuckHolladay 657ポイント658ポイント  (15子コメント)

Wow. What a great audience.

[–]thecrunchcrew 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fantastic

[–]jusaloser9 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean, come on

[–]spunkychickpea 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys, he's right. I mean, come on.

[–]razvanrat 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the kind of comment that makes me hope you have a fantastic day

[–]GrizzlyManOnWire 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kim kardashian in the news again... Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

[–]JimmyPebbles 73ポイント74ポイント  (0子コメント)

laughed so hard at this. See you in hell my friend.

[–]Jkizzle9 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

I don't get it, is it because there's only like 4 people

[–]DansSpamJavelin 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

Y... You... Yuuhhh... Y... Y... You... Y-y-y-you don't g-g-get it?

[–]Jkizzle9 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh shit South Park ok

[–]still_futile 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4t6-2EqH_A

[–]thatshootingguy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit

[–]SwissArmsDude 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha wow that's brutal

[–]StanleyDarsh22 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

just wow thats perfect.

[–]vanbraam 94ポイント95ポイント  (17子コメント)

She's a redditor! /u/brueapilsner

[–]brueapilsner 151ポイント152ポイント  (16子コメント)

Oh, hai! :D

[–]i_dont_want_to_be_on 52ポイント53ポイント  (13子コメント)

There are reddit users Jerking it to a pic of you sitting on the toilet.

[–]brueapilsner 71ポイント72ポイント  (10子コメント)

That's what I get for looking like a midget.

[–]i_dont_want_to_be_on 19ポイント20ポイント  (9子コメント)

I was going to blame it on attractiveness, but hey... midgets are good too.

[–]brueapilsner 20ポイント21ポイント  (7子コメント)

Aww shucks!! Now you're just butterin' me up! ;)

[–]i_dont_want_to_be_on 9ポイント10ポイント  (6子コメント)

I mean... if that's what gets you going. It margarine okay with you? I've been trying to watch my butter intake.

[–]brueapilsner 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

If you insist!

[–]i_dont_want_to_be_on 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Sorry, all out of margarine. Will some melted kraft singles work?

[–]brueapilsner 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Only cheese from the deli, dude. What kinda broad do you think I am?! And where's my grilled cheese?

[–]Tylerbrn 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Try some heated up Cisco

[–]greenflashwriter -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

... well I guess people can like what they like. Adopt bro. Keep the bloodlines strong.

[–]Fartsival -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow that's gross... Where... Where is this picture so I can know to avoid that...

[–]i_dont_want_to_be_on [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Her post history. Don't look at it. It definitely won't make you want to bang a funny girl in a wheel chair.

[–]yertr3y 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why are you so sexy lol

[–]brueapilsner 94ポイント95ポイント  (3子コメント)

I actually got temporarily banned from Tinder last weekend for being reported too many times. Don't they know that wheelchairs don't have trannys?

[–]Drachte 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Christ you're hilarious. Hope to catch you in person soon

[–]brueapilsner 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank ya, darlin'!!

[–]jonnyd005 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've seen some of your videos on YouTube I think and remember liking them. Do you ever perform in Pittsburgh?

[–]thatshootingguy 138ポイント139ポイント  (32子コメント)

I could honestly entirely overlook her disability if there was a clear shot of her face.

[–]brueapilsner 72ポイント73ポイント  (18子コメント)

I assure you, my other pictures on there clearly show my face. :)

[–]thatshootingguy 43ポイント44ポイント  (11子コメント)

Well if you really are Ally Bruener (probably yeah because of the username) you're very pretty and should totally hit me up if you're ever in SE Asia and are into absolutely enormous men (not a dick or fat reference I'm just really physically similar to Hagrid.) I'm gonna go look for your standup after this movie is over.

[–]brueapilsner 42ポイント43ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yep. It's me. And thank ya mighty kindly! Are you as hairy as Hagrid? #PantyDropper

[–]brainsack 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

you seem fun as hell....nudes?

[–]brueapilsner 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

I try....not for free

[–]XelaKebert 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Really brah?

[–]brainsack 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

no fun on the internet

[–]curvfastball 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha. Very smooth, very sly, i feel like im learning a lot here.

[–]thatshootingguy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My beard is probably bigger than your torso and my actual hair is almost definitely, but almost no chest hair and no back hair or excessive hair anywhere else.

[–]crackerdoctor 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thirstier than the Sahara.

[–]thatshootingguy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Calling a girl pretty and telling them to hit you up if they're in your area is thirsty now? What exactly isn't by that standard, lol?

[–]Tylerbrn 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm pretty curious on this gimp no limp theory.

[–]brueapilsner 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

This might help... http://allybruener.com/5-reasons-why-once-you-go-gimp-youll-never-go-limp/

[–]Tylerbrn 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was the most informative thing I've read in years. My eyes are open to a whole new world now thanks to you.

[–]camelCaseCoding [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

So why did you get arrested in Michigan for saying vagina?

[–]1spooky3me 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I read a lot of the one-liners you posted. They made me laugh, so thanks for making my day a little bit happier!

[–]brueapilsner 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My pleasure!! Thank you for letting me know I did. You've just made my smile a bit bigger. :D

[–]KakarotMaag 21ポイント22ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's either Shannon DeVido or Ally Bruener.

[–]SugarSugarBee 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ally Bruener

http://allybruener.com/5-reasons-why-once-you-go-gimp-youll-never-go-limp/

yup

[–]brueapilsner 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are correct.

[–]mcdonaldstrump 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

But she is from Philly and this profile mentions a Kentucky "home base."

[–]KakarotMaag 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely Ally Bruener then.

[–]thatshootingguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If so she could totally get it.

[–]greenflashwriter -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

On a scale of traditional attractiveness her face like a 4.

[–]thatshootingguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously? Are you like not into white chicks or something?

[–]hereforthegainz 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

she seems like a fun person

[–]hey_thisismyusername 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ally bruener

http://allybruener.com/5-reasons-why-once-you-go-gimp-youll-never-go-limp/

[–]iCCup_Spec 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I didn't match with her :(

[–]185139 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"We asked every girl at school to prom and all of them rejected us, even the paraplegic girl blinked no."

[–]bipedalbitch 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

Serious question..... does she feel it?

[–]brueapilsner 70ポイント71ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes. My disability (muscular dystrophy) doesn't affect sensation.

[–]jamestheman 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya feel it down town when youre wheelin round town eh? ;)

[–]deejaymikeyg 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. That's a great question. I've always wondered too. If some people are paralyzed and can't feel anything from the waist down, can they feel it? Granted I know she has MD but still, questions aren't dumb

[–]inwatersotall 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her special should be called "Gimpin ain't easy"

[–]codyPeterson 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

This wouldn't be my first time fucking someone who couldn't fight back.

[–]Bommer616 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I chuckled louder than I should have

[–]KitchitiKipi 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think this is the chick who posts on /r/standupshots

shes fucking hilarious.

[–]brueapilsner 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why thank ya, darlin'! :D

[–]Catjak56 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

ITT: everyone wants to bang her

[–]bryanrobh 7ポイント8ポイント  (17子コメント)

This is kinda sad not getting some because of a disability. I hope she gets all the cock she needs

[–]brueapilsner 49ポイント50ポイント  (9子コメント)

Who said I'm not getting some?

[–]bryanrobh 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

No one at all and I hope you get more.

[–]PBRwithalime 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

Comin to oregon anytime soon?

[–]brueapilsner 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

Nothing currently scheduled. But once I get a more reliable van, I intend on road tripping to the west coast to do some shows. :)

[–]NeroCloud 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

Does that mean you're east coast now?

[–]brueapilsner 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Most of my shows are around Kentucky, Ohio, and Indiana. But I'm slowly expanding.

[–]NeroCloud 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Come on through Lancaster, PA. We'd love to have you!

[–]brueapilsner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was in Pittsburgh last week! Same state, at least. :)

[–]Corrupt-Spartan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cincy area I assume?

[–]lantenon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Off the topic of the thread, but on top it with your comment: do you have a schedule posted anywhere?

[–]Sarahthelizard 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

"I hope that girl in the wheelchair gets a good screwing."

[–]sagemaster 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm sure there are just as many nice guys that don't go for looks or wear fedoras, as there are sexy singles in my area. So she has a chance.

Edit: typo. And don't even bother telling me I don't have a chance with said singles in my area, my mom says I'm a catch.

[–]bryanrobh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha the last line is the best. Your mom huh.

[–]Pisceswriter123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not into it myself but, hey I'm rooting for this person. Its good to have a sense of humor about things and the person seems likable.

[–]sixt5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congrats on the front page ally!!

[–]lilfit 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think this woman is an actual comedian in NY. I saw her in an episode of Difficult People on Hulu (and loved it!).

[–]brueapilsner 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this another case of 'All minorities look alike'?

[–]shot-in-the-mouth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just going to leave this here

[–]makeswordcloudsagain -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here is a word cloud of all of the comments in this thread: http://i.imgur.com/yZ0UNau.png
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