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Don't mess with Nana Jean's chop suey (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mehimagoatGrill Chess 200ポイント201ポイント  (47子コメント)

how do you even type like that by accident?

[–]ohyouresilly 75ポイント76ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nana Jean likes to tap out fresh beats on caps lock with one hand while typing with the other.

[–]ThatIckyGuyWhat do I put here? 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

I never worked for /u/ohyouresilly

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[–]schniggens 170ポイント171ポイント  (39子コメント)

I. Know. Someone. Who. Capitalizes. The. First. Letter. Of. almost Every. Word. And. Adds. A. Period. After. Each. One.

I. Ask. Myself. The. Same. Question.

It. Makes. No. Fucking Sense. And. It's. Really. Fucking. Annoying.

It. Reminds. Me. Of. This. One. Time. When. I. Was. A. Kid. Like. The. Time. I Caught. The. Ferry. Over to. Shelbyville. I Needed a. New. Heel for. My Shoe. So. I Decided to. Go To. Morganville. Which Is. What They. Called Shelbyville. In Those. Days. So I. Tied An Onion. To My. Belt. Which was. The Style. At the. Time. Now. to Take the Ferry. Cost a Nickel. And in. Those Days. Nickels Had. Pictures of. Bumblebees. On Them. Give Me. Five. Bees. For a. Quarter. You'd. Say.

[–]sfshia 96ポイント97ポイント  (3子コメント)

I can't even read this

[–]Krono5_8666V8Hello Grandson! 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sound it out. Go slow.

[–]the_boyblunder 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or read it fast and out loud.

[–]Krono5_8666V8Hello Grandson! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

oreedidfasnolau

[–]Everspace 34ポイント35ポイント  (19子コメント)

They wrote it on a phone and pressed space twice.

It. Is. Easy. If. You. Try.

I have noticed several folk habitually use 2-3 spaces after the end of a sentence in places like notepad.

[–]jueskin 37ポイント38ポイント  (12子コメント)

To be fair, 2 spaces was considered the norm for a very long time.

[–]alexmanrox 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I definitely learned to put two spaces after a period...is it not that way anymore?

[–]smeezyWHATS A CAPSLOCK 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not since we went off monospaced fonts.

[–]SuperNanoCat 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah. The software my middle school used for our typing class required you to use two spaces, so it became a habit.

[–]Matriss 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait is it not anymore?

[–]acrolos 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

This. It has taken me a LONG time to only hit the space bar once. Only after years of autocorrect annoying me, did I finally manage to change.

[–]ashent2 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mom taught me to type with two spaces. When I got home from school one day telling her that they taught us that one space was fine, she, to her credit, said "oh that's great, 2 spaces was stupid as hell."

[–]Whitepubes 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your massage seems special. May I get some

[–]WatchOutRadioactiveM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was doing it until about 2 years ago when a coworker told me 2 spaces is no longer the norm.

[–]bolthead88 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've discovered a trend with right-wing nut jobs where they add multiple commas (,,,,). Has anyone else noticed this?

[–]Ahaigh9877 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is there a way of capitalising the first letter of every word without pressing the shift key every time. I assume there must be because if not... I don't even want to think about it.

Edit: WTF? What is this ebola nonsense?

[–]Peoples_Bropublic 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ebola is a virus (or several viruses) that cause fever, nausea, diarrhea, and bleeding disorders. I'd go to the hospital.

[–]Ahaigh9877 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

:(

Edit: I've been hacked!

[–]mmiller1188 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is there a way of capitalising the first letter of every word without pressing the shift key every time.

My Galaxy S4 and Galaxy tablet do this occasionally . I can't figure out why, either. No rhyme or reason when they do it.

[–]KevinMcCallister 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In Microsoft word you can change capitalization, toggling between all caps, title caps (every word), lowercase, and small caps.

[–]TheRileyss"That will be ok" 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pauzing after every word in my head and it's hella annoying.

[–]hannibalhooper14 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really hate you.

[–]Holm3Qw33st 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sort of like Christopher Walken's type of speech, but bad

[–]Tob13 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was that in Nineteen-dickety-two?

[–]StuckInaTriangle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This reminds me of something /u/rambles_off_topic would write.

[–]Buffalo__Buffalo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Try writing a reply to this person just to see if it gets a response out of them.

[–]zen_affleck 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love how it starts out as one word sentences then gets lazy and goes to two.

[–]schniggens 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look at the second line. It says almost every word.

[–]Socky_McPuppet 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

PLoT TwiST: IT's ON PuRpOSE ...

[–]Lukewill 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Parkinsons? Or possibly the karate chop technique.

[–]DoubleTrump 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think Nana Jean might be Riff Raff.

[–]roque72 104ポイント105ポイント  (18子コメント)

AnD bY sASauGE I MEaN dICk

[–]AutoModerator[M] 97ポイント98ポイント  (17子コメント)

discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like dICk

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[–]sempersapiens 48ポイント49ポイント  (16子コメント)

It's really funny how this bot repeats the swear words it doesn't like in the same capitalization as the original comments. I wonder if the mods forgot to program it to put it all in lower-case or if they just also think it's funny to leave it this way.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 76ポイント77ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hi Susan! Hope you had a good birthday. The cancer is back.

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[–]RotatorXCORN PLS 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

I DO NOT KNOW A SUSAN PLEASE REMOVE THIS FROM MY REDDIT

[–]TrishyMay 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

ORDER CHEMO

[–]x_minus_oneis with the LORD greeting at walmart 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

AutoMod uses wildcards like {{match-1}} for stuff like that, I don't think they have a choice. So if you put "dIcK", that's how it'll come out.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like dIcK

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[–]StuckInaTriangle 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

Wow! Two automod responses on one comment, there's gotta be some type of award for that.

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

    discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like dick

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    [–]TheRealCecilHarvey 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Well, I mean, I assume you've programmed a little. It wasn't an oversight or intentional - you would do a case insensitive match and then print out the original string.

    Your uncle is with the Lord now

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My deepest sympathies for your loss lol

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    [–]SilverShrimp0It should say grandma. I don't flash. 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There is a single rule that uses regex to catch several different words and their variations. It just reprints the matched string.

    It's based on this rule with a few modifications. https://www.reddit.com/r/AutoModerator/wiki/library#wiki_profanity_filter

    [–]schniggens 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's why I never eat bIG HOt SaUSAgE.

    [–]mistachristopha 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

    a big hot sausage never made me puke before

    [–]beergoggles69 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why would one bad mouth Nana Jean's food on facebook? Order lack of respect.

    [–]unixcorn 24ポイント25ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Who the fuck throws up in the shower?

    [–]ThatIckyGuyWhat do I put here? 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Someone who orders sausage. It wasn't the chop suey, though.

    [–]StopTop 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    My buddy drunkenly puked, shit and piss in the shower in highschool.

    We turned the (warm) water on his fully clothed sleeping self and continued to party.

    [–]tekende 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pretty good place to throw up, really.

    [–]TheRealCecilHarvey 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To be honest, if there was a subreddit called ungratefulbrattygrandkidsfacebook, this post would also be voted to the top. What a cunt

    [–]freestyle35 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shit I'd like Nana Jeans status as well! Cancer has come back, xoxox

    [–]Unsub_Lefty 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is like the quintessential OPFB post. At first I was reading the top couple of comments and it seemed fairly normal, not really that grandma-ey, then when I got down to Nana's post, the grandmaster flashness broke through like a train through a wall.

    [–]supafly208 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    TIL chop suey is a real thing.

    WAKE UP!

    [–]Mitsjol 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Buddy love is beautiful.

    [–]jammywalter0182 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Looks like Anthony needs to... WAKE UP!

    [–]MLNYC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    RAnDom cApiTaLizatIOn GenERATOR

    [–]DarkDubzs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That typing is a fucking parody of itself.

    I remember I used to type like that as a freshman and sophomore on high school because it was the cool thing at the time. We sounded like we had crippling autism when we typed anything on Facebook.

    [–]drinkplentyofwater -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    savage