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[–]QPRIMITIVE 343ポイント344ポイント  (124子コメント)

Damn... didn't even see the ambush beast in the top right. Clever girl...

[–]mroctopus 103ポイント104ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's the DJ. He never surprised anyone when he drops the bass.

[–]Generalspooda 32ポイント33ポイント  (4子コメント)

He has one powerful gurn going on! I predict jaw ache and moodiness the next day

[–]dianarchy 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

gurn

That is a very useful word I've never heard before.

[–]Beardacus5 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Gurnin' like a cunt, mate.

[–]Jaypillz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They call him DJ Zombie.

[–]speaksthetruthalways 26ポイント27ポイント  (113子コメント)

Why even work so hard for pussy when this exists nsfw

Women what will you do when men invent sex robots? All your power will be gone....

[–]borisyeltsin2 86ポイント87ポイント  (37子コメント)

All your power over us will be gone...

Actually, I've heard that this sort of mentality already exists in places where prostitution is legal and a legitimate form of employment, such as Amsterdam.

When this factor is absent, dating becomes much more about personality and compatibility instead of the common predator/prey dynamic that we see in most modern relationships.

[–]azasinner 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

I can get behind this.

[–]NFN_NLN 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Doggie style?

[–]ckelly4200 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's the one where you pick them up from behind and lift from under their legs?

[–]Playerhypo 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The wheelbarrow. I don't really know, I just think that would fit.

[–]afartinashitstorm 42ポイント43ポイント  (25子コメント)

Neat. So with that in mind, if sex bots become a thing, and literal sex objects abound, women can finally be... people?!!! Let's get this show on the road!

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

And recreate planet Gazopazorp? No thanks!

[–]afartinashitstorm 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Btw, I'm here for you if you need to talk.

[–]afartinashitstorm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha! I'd hope human males wouldn't go the way of Gazorpian males.... Only one way to find out!!

[–]sendmeyourdicks 2ポイント3ポイント  (21子コメント)

Good luck getting free shit ever again though.

[–]fondlerofuncles 22ポイント23ポイント  (9子コメント)

Ill trade the occasional free dinner for not getting bothered by people every time I'm in a public place. And not having people get mad because I don't want to fuck them and just want to be friends. And not having people only act respectfully when I'm with a guy.

Edit: And not having people assume that if I have a male friend I'm fucking him... and not having people immediately stop talking to me as soon as they realize I have a boyfriend... and not being insanely critical of how I look on a day to day basis...

[–]afartinashitstorm 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

Ow! Just pulled my ocular muscles from doing a gigantic eye-roll. Hmmm, what's better a few free drinks every now and again or being treated like a human being? That's a tough one there... /s Maybe there are some women out there who hustle men with the chance of sex, but that makes them shitty people, not typical women.

What if I told you, that horrible people exist in this world, not because of their gender, race, sexual orientation, or any other perceived category, but because that's just who they are as individuals. Because all people are individuals. Likewise for the good ones out there. Why is this a hard concept?

[–]theghostecho[🍰] 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Me and my girl are a vore people so I can't really escape the pred/prey relationship without it causing friction.

[–]ckelly4200 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ok, were you just going for the joke or are you serious? I've always wondered how this could even play out with real couples.

[–]theghostecho[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm serious. It plays out fine as long as you don't actually eat each other. Its role playing.

[–]H3ns 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, it is like fishing you could just go into the store and buy the fish, but you just want to fish it yourself.

[–]americanadaptation 36ポイント37ポイント  (5子コメント)

I can think of several possibilities where this machine could go terribly, terribly wrong...

[–]skyxsteel 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Psych555 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hustler never fails in the funny, or political opinion for that matter.

[–]KidPanda 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

or terribly right according to futurama.

[–]da1s1 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

or terribly complicated according rick and morty.

[–]Z0idberg_MD 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, it's version 2. They learned from their mistakes.

[–]Doom_Muffin 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'll probably be doing the same thing I was before the Sex Robot Revolution, hang out, talk, go to the movies, video games, see some bands play, card games, shave eachother's buttholes, the normal stuff I do with guys. We may include a quick stop at the Sex Robot shop and giggle and point at the more expensive models that are fashioned towards certain fetishes. Like the one with a dick on it's forhead and it's face is a giant beautiful curved foot.

[–]fucema 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

shave eachother's buttholes, the normal stuff I do with guys.

WUT

[–]I__fire___I 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well for me, the reason sex is so good with my girlfriend, is because I love her. I know her and I understand her... all the same things from her onto me as well... that thing will never be able to do that replicate the emotional part of sex.

[–]Miora 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol, emotions! Who cares about those?! /s

Seriously, though I hate seeing this talk come up. It really shows how mature some people on here are.

[–]KentWayne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just so everyone else knows, you don't have to be a pussy to enjoy a pussy. /s

[–]TrueLazuli 14ポイント15ポイント  (8子コメント)

Well that's a shitty way to think about other people.

[–]Miora 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

People are shitty. Especially on reddit.

[–]fondlerofuncles 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

Reddit: Home of TRP, and a shitload of bitter men who think the reason they can't get a girlfriend is because of the women...

[–]skitter-bump 43ポイント44ポイント  (37子コメント)

That will be amazing. I won't have to worry about the assholes who only want to date me for sex cause they'll all be fucking their robots. Almost exclusively men who are interested in women beyond sex will be interested in dating. It will probably improve my life more than yours.

[–]Bonerdicks 11ポイント12ポイント  (7子コメント)

Why does that make them assholes? Men need and pursue sex much more than women, yes, but that doesn't make them bad for choosing sex only over regular dating. Right now, men are expected to compete with other suitors, to be the one who puts themselves up for potential to be rejected, to plan and pay for the dates, to move at a rate the woman feel's comfortable with, and then to feel lucky if a woman decides to have sex with them. And this can be with women who are more than happy to have sex quickly with a man who they don't see fit for an LTR.

I might be speaking for myself, but most of my relationships come from early sex and then getting to know one another. In fact, I'm sure there's a woman right now who thinks I'm an asshole because I stopped talking to her because she wanted to wait to have sex until we were dating. In reality, I love who she is as a person, but I can't stand that I'm supposed to jump through hoops and impress her because we're looking at a LTR, when I can meet another girl and instantly be much more comfortable and intimate with her before deciding whether we are fit for a relationship.

The process to dating a lot of women is very shitty. I can't blame anyone for just wanting sex instead.

[–]skitter-bump 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Someone who fakes an interest in a relationship with only an interest in sex is an asshole move because it's a lie. Women absolutely will pursue men just for sex, obviously we're sexual beings too, but they're assholes too if they make a man think they're getting into a potential romantic relationship instead of a physical one. If you want just sex be up front about it. If you like to hook up before you even consider a relationship too, power to you, just make that known from the begining because misleading people is rude.

[–]Wraith_GraveSpell 5ポイント6ポイント  (15子コメント)

Believe me, if men just dated solely based on personality and not sex, we'd all be gay.

[–]KentWayne 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This won't make you stop going after the wrong type of man.

[–]Esplodin[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Um not really. The ones that don't want to put up with female power games will be home fucking the robots, and the players that are in it for the conquest will be the only ones left because it isn't about sex in the first place.

[–]ilikekingdomhearts 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish I had a dick so I could stick it in there

[–]thisismyMelody 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I...I can stick my dick in that?

[–]Whats_a_narwhal 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can stick your dick in anything if you're brave enough.

[–]Aquarian_Sage 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

Then go ahead and use it. Who said that my life needs to revolve around manipulating men?

[–]Merkinformygerkin 24ポイント25ポイント  (6子コメント)

Because we are women and that's all we do. Didn't you get the memo?

[–]fondlerofuncles 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm behind, is there a woman handbook where I can figure out how to do this?

[–]Merkinformygerkin 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Section 7 of the handbook between the "Math is Hard, Let's Just Play with Makeup" chapter and the "Cry for Everything You Want" flowchart.

[–]fondlerofuncles 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahh, I was looking between "How To Trap Your Man Into Fatherhood" and "Training Men to Buy You Expensive Things"

[–]Merkinformygerkin 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah that's the older version. The new version has the prologue entitled, "Yes means No. No means No. It's all rape to me."

[–]americanadaptation 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we were just cc'd on this little update. Well, guess I've got to stop giving all of my sexual favors out willy nilly now.

[–]Miora 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fucking didn't it! God, I'm always missing the important shit.

[–]raybrant 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh God this is real.

[–]556x45mm 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't know about the device, I've seen WAY too many machines to trust my genitals in one. It's going to malfunction and rip it right off.

[–]ashmanonar 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah. I can't say there's that many machines that make me go "hey, I should put my dick in there."

[–]JurassicArc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's basically a man-milking machine.

[–]Specter242 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still think a vagina is better

[–]wicro 100ポイント101ポイント  (7子コメント)

Huh, I went to Club Xanax the other day and saw the exact same thing happen.

[–]deimosusn 450ポイント451ポイント  (47子コメント)

Valium is a night club in Tel Aviv, and for all we know those girls were all friends, and the guys were their dates.

Or I could just repost the top comment from the last time this was posted:

Note to self: Avoid any musical event sponsored by Valium, Xanax, or Ambien.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1l0tak/predators/cbumozr

[–]PainMatrix 265ポイント266ポイント  (29子コメント)

"Club Rohypnol is safe as can be though: come for a drink, stay the night!"

  • Bill C.

[–]jorgp2 45ポイント46ポイント  (15子コメント)

  • Douglass Reynholm

[–]hostViz0r 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

[–]will_scc 20ポイント21ポイント  (9子コメント)

FFFFAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[–]poduszkowiec 14ポイント15ポイント  (7子コメント)

Whatever this guys plays, he's always doing the same character. It's fucking amazing. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDbb7-dn9A

[–]zombiebunnie 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You should check out his episode of community, Grifting 101

[–]poduszkowiec 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am a Harmon fan already.

[–]jchabotte 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly!

[–]Beastius 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OK I'M DOING SECRET MILLIONAIRE

[–]Just_Look_Around_You 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe we only got 300£ in the settlement.

[–]DrobUWP 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drunk driving deaths reduced 100%!!

[–]jhxetc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bill C. was a fan of Club Methaqualone.

[–]alphasquid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait. Clinton used to drug girls? WTF, he was our president!

[–]Agodoga 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how Bill C. leaves it ambiguous.

[–]honkimon 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

You do realize this is posted in /r/funny right? I'm fairly certain that no one was taking this seriously and that they're here for a laugh and not fact a checking initiative. Way to suck the funny right out of this

[–]HitlerWasAtheist 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for clarifying all this, it's a lot funnier now.

[–]tdowg1 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

for all we know those girls were all friends, and the guys were their dates.

Right. So, predators stalking their prey lol.

[–]holomanga 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quite possibly, but they still look like spooky ghouls or something due to the eerie glowing of their eyes.

[–]kabamman -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tel Aviv? I thought I knew the girl on the left but now I'm nearly sure.

[–]TBKTheAmazing 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or the club is pretty dark and someone takes a picture and blinds everyone with the flash

[–]Blakbeanie 29ポイント30ポイント  (12子コメント)

MDMA pupils.

[–]Fingus_McCornhole 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's a school that teaches you about MDMA?

[–]Blakbeanie 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Head instructor Molly Mandy.

[–]Dr_Sploosh 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm not totally convinced of that. It looks really dark in there prior to the camera flash going off. Could just be normal accommodation.

[–]ChizzleFug 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah there's a photoshop setting that essentially removes "red eye" from pictures & basically makes you look high as fuck. Unless they're just high as fuck.

[–]IceChinchilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah tbf, mine get more dilated than that from mdma. I have blue eyes though and they tend to get more dilated from drugs.

[–]The_Sun_Serpent 58ポイント59ポイント  (34子コメント)

Like a pack of hyenas going in for the kill.

[–]speaksthetruthalways 97ポイント98ポイント  (20子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/SwXgOcM.jpg

Men are evil horny beasts

[–]infinitezero8 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

ahh yes, ye old double standards within society.

[–]oh-dae-su 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not going away any time soon unfortunately.

[–]Etonet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i like this one though

[–]OOMAMOW 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just leave it man, this is a good double standard for men.

[–]StonedGiantt 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, maybe when I was 3.... I couldn't even appreciate it when I was 3!! Good for nothin....

[–]965497654765487654 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you, I don't want to have to start competing with 10 year olds for my girlfriend's interest.

My youthful good looks have only got so long left.

[–]boredatworkorhome 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yea the guy in the upper right looks downright scary.

[–]PotatoSilencer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why? He's DJing.....do you fear the beat drop?

[–]howdareyou 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or you know stunned by the rapid flashing from a red eye reduction feature on a camera.

[–]PoliticallyFit 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember when I used to be happy

[–]Murrinator 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're using flash photography in a nightclub, you're going to get a lot of people looking at the sudden source of light.

[–]blendergremlin 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Time to call Sam and Dean!

[–]Supernova141 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

a lot of cameras turn the light on for a second before snapping the picture, that's why their heads are turned

no fun allowed guys sorry

[–]LagItOut 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks. I'm sure everyone thought it was funny because it was 100% accurate.

[–]XFX_Samsung 64ポイント65ポイント  (18子コメント)

Cheerleader effect at full force. Middle chick looks pretty average alone but a total babe out of the three.

[–]DrobUWP 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

yeah, it's like "Nope. Meh. oops too far! back to #2!"

[–]Tommyboy420 20ポイント21ポイント  (15子コメント)

2 1 3

[–]Koaxe 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Really? I'd go 1, 2, 3. Thought it was kind of them to line up in the appropriate order.

[–]Iupin86 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

To each their own but for me its 2.....................1,3

[–]Bobius 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Britta 1 Annie 2

[–]SkyKiwi 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Whoa, wait, Britta over Annie?

[–]_Guinness 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah what the hell. I've never heard anyone pick Annie second.

[–]Firechiefzilla 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

2-3-1. 23 is number 1! (Sorry queenie!)

[–]truthie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're hungry for twos.

[–]Tron22 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stalk different prey

[–]RosemaryFocaccia 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought the girl on the left was Amanda Knox and the OP was saying that she was looking for someone to kill.

:-/

[–]JJ650 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nope. Vampires. We found the coven. Get the stakes ready, boys!

[–]hackpenis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valium, thats Bill Cosby's favorite club

[–]G4M3N 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Made better with VALIUM in really big letters right above.

[–]Notch_delta 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is due to initial flash of camera surely. Focusing flash grabs attention, then secondary flash snaps them... supposedly perving.

[–]Drak_is_Right 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I guess going to Valium is a bit better then Roofie.

[–]AShirtlessGuy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is the middle girl wearing two shirts?

...I could use one.

[–]thegaff100 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i dont get it

[–]MrRexels 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They aren't prey if they want to be hunted wink wink

[–]CHIwan7 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

With there sidekick on the screen

[–]Whiskiz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With those weird eyes they look more like aliens than predators

[–]yoloruinslives 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

like wolves hungry after a full moon.

[–]kingseeker__frampt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Baldy, you get E.T"

"Fuck you guys, I'm going home."

[–]Pedestrien 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Girl on the far right looks like Chucky.

[–]Madworldz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

From left to right.

The fun one. The eh one... & Them tits.

[–]malemailman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Huh... I know the girl on the right. Weird.

[–]Spokker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

BreastEnvy?

[–]WruceBillis -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah yes, the elusive white girl. I have yet to catch one

[–]Hypnotic_Toad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica...

[–]SeamusHeaneysGhost 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valium certainly are targeting a younger audience!

[–]Thom_Cruze_Missile -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

A repost stalking the front page...again.

[–]sabre21asdf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Predators always go for the most most vulnerable and desperate.

[–]tucker_sitties 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

dude at top right -- someone do a zoom in collage on him..

soon....

[–]GnashtyBounce 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I laughed waaaaay too hard at this..

[–]DariusMDeV 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't Amanda Knox know better than to travel abroad at this point?

[–]jayboa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Note the DJ. Pretty sure hes ressurerecting from the dead.

[–]teddyb20 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good to see Foxy Knoxy back out on the international club scene.

[–]Demojen 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That DJ is a Beast!

[–]redguypubes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The DJ's title is Valium? The sounds of summer? What the fuck is going on

[–]nameknative 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably just saw a bright light and looked over.

Source: I go to bars

[–]taking214 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

RIP girls, the skinstalkers never let their prey leave alive.