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Predators stalking their prey. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]QPRIMITIVE 129ポイント130ポイント  (13子コメント)

Damn... didn't even see the ambush beast in the top right. Clever girl...

[–]mroctopus 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's the DJ. He never surprised anyone when he drops the bass.

[–]Generalspooda 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

He has one powerful gurn going on! I predict jaw ache and moodiness the next day

[–]dianarchy 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

gurn

That is a very useful word I've never heard before.

[–]Beardacus5 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gurnin' like a cunt, mate.

[–]speaksthetruthalways 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

Why even work so hard for pussy when this exists nsfw

Women what will you do when men invent sex robots? All your power over us will be gone...

[–]americanadaptation 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can think of several possibilities where this machine could go terribly, terribly wrong...

[–]skitter-bump 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That will be amazing. I won't have to worry about the assholes who only want to date me for sex cause they'll all be fucking their robots. Almost exclusively men who are interested in women beyond sex will be interested in dating. It will probably improve my life more than yours.

[–]borisyeltsin2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

All your power over us will be gone...

Actually, I've heard that this sort of mentality already exists in places where prostitution is legal and a legitimate form of employment, such as Amsterdam.

When this factor is absent, dating becomes much more about personality and compatibility instead of the common predator/prey dynamic that we see in most modern relationships.

[–]raybrant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh God this is real.

[–]Aquarian_Sage -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then go ahead and use it. Who said that my life needs to revolve around manipulating men?

[–]active888 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lmfao damn dude he dose look like ambush beast gargoyle

[–]deimosusn 270ポイント271ポイント  (33子コメント)

Valium is a night club in Tel Aviv, and for all we know those girls were all friends, and the guys were their dates.

Or I could just repost the top comment from the last time this was posted:

Note to self: Avoid any musical event sponsored by Valium, Xanax, or Ambien.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1l0tak/predators/cbumozr

[–]PainMatrix 163ポイント164ポイント  (19子コメント)

"Club Rohypnol is safe as can be though: come for a drink, stay the night!"

  • Bill C.

[–]jorgp2 31ポイント32ポイント  (9子コメント)

  • Douglass Reynholm

[–]hostViz0r 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

[–]will_scc 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

FFFFAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[–]poduszkowiec 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whatever this guys plays, he's always doing the same character. It's fucking amazing. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqDbb7-dn9A

[–]PotatoSilencer 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Character?

[–]captainpoopoo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Matt Berry just IS this character, he's way too good at it.

[–]jchabotte 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly!

[–]Beastius 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S OK I'M DOING SECRET MILLIONAIRE

[–]mickeythefist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAH! I can't read.

[–]W00DERS0N 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

zzzzzzzzzzt

[–]BillCosbySexSlave 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's right ya know

[–]Qbert_Spuckler 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

Bill Clinton or Bill Cosby?

[–]mjanstey 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes.

[–]ReasonablyBadass 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, Clinton is merely very persuasive. Very persuasive...

[–]DrobUWP 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drunk driving deaths reduced 100%!!

[–]deimosusn -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

No one is going after these girls anyway, they're shining a huge spotlight on themselves right now.

Everyone is probably pissed because they're illuminating the entire damn club.

[–]honkimon 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

You do realize this is posted in /r/funny right? I'm fairly certain that no one was taking this seriously and that they're here for a laugh and not fact checking initiative. Way to suck the funny right out of this

[–]HitlerWasAtheist 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for clarifying all this, it's a lot funnier now.

[–]tdowg1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

for all we know those girls were all friends, and the guys were their dates.

Right. So, predators stalking their prey lol.

[–]holomanga 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quite possibly, but they still look like spooky ghouls or something due to the eerie glowing of their eyes.

[–]kabamman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tel Aviv? I thought I knew the girl on the left but now I'm nearly sure.

[–]TBKTheAmazing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or the club is pretty dark and someone takes a picture and blinds everyone with the flash

[–]LazyBuhdaBelly -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait. Are these actual sponsors of clubs? wut?

[–]Regular_Everyday_Guy 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, the commenter said that the night club is actually called Valium, not sponsored by. Just a coincidence in name.

[–]wicro 37ポイント38ポイント  (6子コメント)

Huh, I went to Club Xanax the other day and saw the exact same thing happen.

[–]xyzzyzyzzyx 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

Xanax and Chill

[–]Jeffro1265 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

Xanax and beer and die.

[–]vengeance87 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Xanax and methadone = death

[–]Lord_Wrath -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Xanax + Biphetamine + Vodka = nothing to worry about.

[–]The_Sun_Serpent 36ポイント37ポイント  (21子コメント)

Like a pack of hyenas going in for the kill.

[–]speaksthetruthalways 45ポイント46ポイント  (8子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/SwXgOcM.jpg

Men are evil horny beasts

[–]infinitezero8 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

ahh yes, ye old double standards within society.

[–]OOMAMOW 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just leave it man, this is a good double standard for men.

[–]StonedGiantt 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, maybe when I was 3.... I couldn't even appreciate it when I was 3!! Good for nothin....

[–]OOMAMOW 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Think of future generations man!!

[–]Blitz_Dat_Anus 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reddit has become the male version of Tumblr recently.

[–]Z_T_O 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Triggered.

[–]DragonTamerMCT -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahh yes, rather than argue about the statement, just try to make it sound invalid by insulting the person/platform.

Tumblr makes good points, but they're known for the crazy ones. No one wants to argue against equal rights, but things like the wage gap are just a fucking myth made up by people to victimize themselves.

[–]i_already_forgot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just me, or does the one in pink seem to be missing the lower part of that lingerie set? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]boredatworkorhome 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yea the guy in the upper right looks downright scary.

[–]PotatoSilencer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why? He's DJing.....do you fear the beat drop?

[–]svenniola 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Son, when you have been married, this more looks like...

A bunch of tiny spider males cautiously advancing on 3 much larger females that might eat them.

Course they are predators too....but the females of a species tend to be the much more dangerous predators..

[–]Blakbeanie 12ポイント13ポイント  (8子コメント)

MDMA pupils.

[–]Fingus_McCornhole 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's a school that teaches you about MDMA?

[–]Blakbeanie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Head instructor Molly Mandy.

[–]howdareyou 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or you know stunned by the rapid flashing from a red eye reduction feature on a camera.

[–]PoliticallyFit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember when I used to be happy

[–]XFX_Samsung 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

Cheerleader effect at full force. Middle chick looks pretty average alone but a total babe out of the three.

[–]blendergremlin 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Time to call Sam and Dean!

[–]Tommyboy420 13ポイント14ポイント  (10子コメント)

2 1 3

[–]Koaxe 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Really? I'd go 1, 2, 3. Thought it was kind of them to line up in the appropriate order.

[–]Iupin86 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

To each their own but for me its 2.....................1,3

[–]FeelingSpish 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

out of ten?

[–]Ragingbeast 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I belive he's just putting them in order from Hot to least hot

[–]Mercpool87 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not OP, but that's the common format for your top choices in pics with multiple girls especially in subs such as /r/RealGirls.

For example, OP's first choice to bone is the middle girl, second choice the one on the left, etc...

[–]Bobius 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Britta 1 Annie 2

[–]OddEye 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

had to regulate

[–]BombastixderTeutone -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also cover the others up and judge each individual on her own to get rid of the cheerleader effect

[–]jeepaggie12 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck, Marry, Kill

[–]Supernova141 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

a lot of cameras turn the light on for a second before snapping the picture, that's why their heads are turned

no fun allowed guys sorry

[–]Foxdashman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So I creep, yeeeaaaah

[–]JJ650 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nope. Vampires. We found the coven. Get the stakes ready, boys!

[–]Lecter07 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I cooked the steaks extra rare. If we throw them in the opposite direction we plan to run, it should buy us some time. Except Tina. Once they're finished with the steaks, she'll be the first to go.

[–]JJ650 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We just need to be faster than her.

[–]Unreal41683 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, I though you said steaks Jerry. All I have is some delicious meat products.

[–]xTugboatWilliex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Soon.

[–]returned_from_shadow 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fearmongering and sexist stereotypes are funny!

[–]G4M3N 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Made better with VALIUM in really big letters right above.

[–]Notch_delta 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is due to initial flash of camera surely. Focusing flash grabs attention, then secondary flash snaps them... supposedly perving.

[–]MrHaddad1213 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OR....or.....they were looking at this bright ass flash that just blinded everyone else in this dark club.

but they're definitely predators

because men are bad, mmkay?

[–]Drak_is_Right 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I guess going to Valium is a bit better then Roofie.

[–]truthie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're hungry for twos.

[–]VictoriousMonk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/s9SLyU3.jpg

[–]BERTWILL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

jesus, all three of those girls are hit

[–]Giffendor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*Bro 1:: Shot Blue, she's stacked...

*Bro 2:: Shot middle, she got that nice ass smile.

*Bro 3:: Great I get stuck with aqua hoe.

*Bro 4:: Imgoing in....

Corner bro:: *These bros don't know what hit them, I will bury my dick so far in these bitches asses whoever can pull it out will be crowned the new King Arthur.

[–]jzerocoolj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

2, 1, 3

[–]sneslu89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya, their ugly prey.

[–]rockytheboxer -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cheerleader effect in action.

[–]hackpenis -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valium, thats Bill Cosby's favorite club

[–]0chickenwaffles0 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Going for that low hanging fruit I see.

[–]Jokertango 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn slim pickins tonight boys!

[–]HateSleepingAloneeee -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

All three chick's look basic as fuck. Pass

[–]FaceBReddit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valium is not a sound of summer, it's a remedy for frustrated housewives.

[–]tothemax1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Well well Bonzai, what have we got here...?"

[–]RosemaryFocaccia -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought the girl on the left was Amanda Knox and the OP was saying that she was looking for someone to kill.

:-/

[–]LolerCoaster -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it any wonder women travel in packs when they go to the restroom?

[–]hooplah -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

for the love of god, ladies, please stop wearing regular strap bras with tube tops. it makes zero sense.

[–]justheretoreadtnx -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The girl on the right is so gorgeous. * *

[–]BradenFontaine -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

God Damn, even as a dude i find this creepy as fuck

[–]krat0s77 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe, yes, and no.

[–]Boing_Boing -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, good luck with a girl who wears a bra with a halter top. Ain't nobody getting in there.

[–]timeandspaceandfarts -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you mean predators luring their prey surely.

[–]Mucount -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good night and good luck

[–]Tardis79 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Club Riddick

[–]OnlyOCfromThisOP -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Judging by their prey, they must already be a few dozen drinks in ...

[–]Slack_Irritant -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

the one on the right is the 'grenade'

[–]abbazabba75 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

these girls are ugly as fuck, hopefully these dudes are not eyeing them.

[–]williamfv93 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

After I read the title, I think left-girl was Amanda knox and smite. Then I watch behind them and understand the joke.

[–]_bad_ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, there's a DJ or a nightclub called "Valium"?

[–]cesaroribio -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

this is me and my friend everytime were out !!!

[–]wiseapple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smiling in the foreground or eyes shining in the darkness?

[–]bobbyscotty -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its a jungle out there.

[–]YeOldePoop -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Otherwise known as, people being annoyed at people using flash when they're on blow.

[–]fucktopia -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The top right guy looks like Moot.

[–]JOHANSENATOR -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy in the back far right looks like the main zombie antagonist from I Am Legend

[–]the_Phloop -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

RUN, SAMMY! JEFFERSON STARSHIPS!

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    [–]ilovebajablast 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    i believe your statement applies to females as well.....EQUALITY! remember?!

    [–]phishtrader 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's a still photograph taken with a flash, don't read too much into it. If you're waiting for them to look elsewhere, you're going to be waiting for a long time.

    [–]thetank77 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The chick on the right kinda looks like one of my ex's... creapy

    [–]IrrelevantLeprechaun -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    With a little encouragement, looks like someone is getting some dick tonight.

    [–]scag315 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They are beta predators then because WOOF

    [–]DrobUWP -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nope

    meh..

    shit, too far! back to #2

    [–]randomusername_815 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If you think the ones in the foreground are the prey, you have no life experience.

    [–]wedge713 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The one in the middle is attractive, but the one on the right has big boobs

    [–]Chrossler -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's probably because those dumb bitches used a ridiculously bright flash in a dark club to take a god damned selfie

    [–]Mshake6192 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Maybe.....until the girls turned around at least. yikes

    [–]Handsinsocks -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You look at the phone screen to see the faces to see who you should try and talk to from behind.

    [–]Cajun12 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Bibbidi bobbidi in da club!

    [–]centopus -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm looking at it and its just 3 girls... and then I noticed the glow... ;D

    [–]psycharious -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    None of them in the back seem like they're staring at the girls though.

    [–]akkon -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Or they were just pissed because they were taking pictures and turned flash on in a fucking night club.

    [–]Cgn38 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    More like predators baiting their prey.

    Woman dress like this in a blizzard yet are more often than not cold in a warm room, I once wondered about that. I was not a smart child.

    Second wife fixed that right up.

    [–]Quadbrothers -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/fiveheads

    [–]xzp99 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Like the Hyenas in Lion King.

    [–]katzenjammer_ -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    butterfaces

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