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all 47 comments
[–]a_fagetInfinitely upset -70 points-71 points-72 points  (4 children)
Good to see some people still have a sense of humour
Reddit's idea of humor:
  • Tired racist/sexist/homophobic cliches
  • Literally just the use of a slur
  • Repeating the same joke with absolutely zero variation or creativity
Reddit's idea of taking things too far:
  • Making fun of dumb nerds who post dumb shit
[–]ArchchancellorExtruded Plastic Dingus -21 points-22 points-23 points  (0 children)
"Well, it's pretty simple logic, but I wouldn't expect you to understand. One is directed at people who aren't me which is acceptable. The other is directed at me which is unacceptable. This isn't rocket surgery."
[–]PM_ME_A_FACT -10 points-11 points-12 points  (2 children)
You missed Apache helicopters
[–]Crook_Shankss -10 points-11 points-12 points  (1 child)
Repeating the same joke with absolutely zero variation or creativity
[–]PM_ME_A_FACT -7 points-8 points-9 points  (0 children)
You right, you right
[–]Prom_STar -42 points-43 points-44 points  (3 children)
And right on cue, the Louis CK defense appears.
[–]my_online_aliasi'm okay with cisgenders, they just have a mental illness -12 points-13 points-14 points  (1 child)
Honestly why do Redditeurs think that Louis CK, a straight man, has any authority at all over what's a slur and what isn't?
[–]nota999I’ll get my revenge on the world (or at least 49% of it) -9 points-10 points-11 points  (0 children)
Uh duh, because he's a straight man, therefore automatically correct 100% of the time on every subject ever.
[–]SeptaScoleraConfess. -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
it's funny as fuck because later there's a bit where he's sitting around playing poker with some other comedians and they get on the subject of the word "f****t". they talk about its origin and it seems to change his perspective on it and its use
[–]NotMyBestPlan -37 points-38 points-39 points  (5 children)
Reddit likes gay people, as long as they don't act like f--s. Which totally isn't an anti-gay slur, it means uh... like, that you don't like somebody. And the reason it's insulting is because you're implying they're... bad. Yeah, that's it. Bad. In a generic, non-specific, non-directed way that isn't a slur at all.
[–]PM_ME_A_FACT -13 points-14 points-15 points  (0 children)
It's the "I'm totally ok with gay people just like keep it to yourself. Like I can't stand gay people who shove their sexuality in my face". Fucking feddorit
[–]samjakGender Traitor POW -16 points-17 points-18 points  (1 child)
The f-word just means a bundle of wood and we use wood to burn to make campfires and such, so therefore when you call somebody that word all you're doing is metaphorically "burning" them, like one would do to wood in a campfire.
It's just science, really.
[–]my_online_aliasi'm okay with cisgenders, they just have a mental illness -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
It can also mean a cigarette so it's really just a roundabout way of telling somebody they smell!
[–]hajime11 -9 points-10 points-11 points  (0 children)
It's not a slur because le South Park justified its casual use, and they sure know what's up, right gaiz?
[–]BizznetI will accept le downvotes now -4 points-5 points-6 points  (0 children)
You can't be offended by my calling people f-----s. we, the straight people are taking it back.
[–]misandry4lyfhighway to the friend zone -12 points-13 points-14 points  (0 children)
Pretty much everyone drinks coffee and uses social media. So really you just want to hate on gay people. Oh what, it's a coincidence you use a homophobic slur to describe someone you hate? Give me a break
[–]yetiman223(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) BUT MY FREEZ'D PEECHES -23 points-24 points-25 points  (0 children)
Saw this one in the wild. Loved the comment "This will get down voted but I loled"
If you seriously think desperate hyping of masculinity combined with blatant homophobia would be down voted on Reddit you clearly either haven't been here long or are totally deluded.
[–]American-Negrospooky jhost witch -11 points-12 points-13 points  (22 children)
I can't believe there are several gay people agreeing with that post. Not only just agreeing, but actually kikiing with it. Who would even call themselves that slur in this context? Have some self respect.
[–]misandry4lyfhighway to the friend zone -18 points-19 points-20 points  (0 children)
Internalised homophobia can lead to people insulting themselves just trying to "fit in" with the "normal people". Not an excuse, but an explanation.
[–]Waiguo comment score below threshold--26 points--25 points--24 points  (20 children)
It's almost like words on the Internet only have power over you if you allow it
[–]almostlate -22 points-23 points-24 points  (19 children)
It's almost like words have meaning and you can't divorce them of their context, no matter how kekworthy you think your shitty joke is.
[–]Waiguo comment score below threshold--20 points--19 points--18 points  (18 children)
Who assigns words their context? Sorry if I'm a bit snooty with this, but my M.A. involves applied linguistics. Language means many things to many people. Isn't it a bit ethnocentric to impose your own context to other people's words? I think part of empathetic understanding is considering the speaker's meaning when evaluating their words.
[–]egrgssdfgsarg -17 points-18 points-19 points  (4 children)
Reddit is overwhelmingly American.
Gtfo sea lion.
[–]Waiguo comment score below threshold--13 points--12 points--11 points  (3 children)
That's true, but I didn't necessarily mean national contexts. Regional context is also just as valid
[–]egrgssdfgsarg -19 points-20 points-21 points  (0 children)
And where is this mysterious state where it was never used as a slur?
[–]DeadliestGingertwisted fuckwit who would no doubt press the button -10 points-11 points-12 points  (0 children)
are you fuckin lost or something?

get out

[–]speed0spankSocial Justice Mage -0 points-1 point-2 points  (0 children)
lol
[–]TeaWithCarina -7 points-8 points-9 points  (1 child)
Lmao are you just trying to throw around big words so it looks like you make a good point? Because I can't figure out how any of what you just said has to do with the linked post at all. Unless you're claiming that there's some country out there which never upheld homophobia where f#ggot was still used but also had a totally different meaning? And that because of this we should never complain about uses of that word even when the speaker basically said 'if you do these feminine things you're a terrible f#ggot'??
[–]Waiguo comment score below threshold--6 points--5 points--4 points  (0 children)
I was referring to /u/almostlate's response, not the linked post. Apologies for the confusion.
[–]ArchangelleJazeeraPrime Minister for Life of the Ministry of Free Speech[M] -8 points-9 points-10 points  (0 children)
oh my god get a load of this guy
[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) -11 points-12 points-13 points  (7 children)
my M.A. involves applied linguistics.

LMBO

How many cracker jack UPCs did you have to trade in for that one?
[–]Waiguo comment score below threshold--10 points--9 points--8 points  (6 children)
I guess my degree isn't in an area that you assign value, but it allows me to do what I love so I'm pretty happy with it
[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) -8 points-9 points-10 points  (3 children)
If you paid money for that MA you should get a refund b/c you obviously didn't learn a god damn thing.
[–]speed0spankSocial Justice Mage -8 points-9 points-10 points  (2 children)
I saw this dood posting in KiA about how the attack helicopter meme has nothing to do with trans people. I'm skeptical of his schooling as well with that blatant lack of reading comprehension.
[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) -4 points-5 points-6 points  (1 child)
oh, he's just a loser fake gamer boi attention-seeker does a sweet kickflip slam dunk touchdown
[–]speed0spankSocial Justice Mage -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
Fake gamer bois are the worst.
[–]sophandrosUppity Negro -3 points-4 points-5 points  (0 children)
From which university?
Just curious.
[–]yetiman223(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) BUT MY FREEZ'D PEECHES -0 points-1 point-2 points  (0 children)
I don't believe you.
Plz post photo of you with a shoe on your head with a notarized copy of your diploma. Don't forget the time stamp.
[–]RanchoUnicorno -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
I would say the points are already so mediocre for crucible that unless this is added!!!!!!!!!!
Still have all 3. I think someone actually ran the numbers and found that they were talking about hard but you didn't mentioned it.
[–]BizznetI will accept le downvotes now -10 points-11 points-12 points  (0 children)
[They say while using social media]
[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) -16 points-17 points-18 points  (0 children)
Nice of the TIL mods to have an entire manifesto written about the proper format of a post title in their rules but nothing about hate speech.
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    [–]yetiman223(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) BUT MY FREEZ'D PEECHES -13 points-14 points-15 points  (2 children)
    Classic Redditor shitting on social media while also using social media website reddit.com.
    [–]my_online_aliasi'm okay with cisgenders, they just have a mental illness -5 points-6 points-7 points  (0 children)
    I spend all day on Reddit but DAE women on Facebook are stupid
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    [–]BitteGehmaSaufn -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
    Seems like someone can't grow a beard.
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