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What screams insecurity to you? (self.AskReddit)

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[–]Docdoesit 1261ポイント1262ポイント  (51子コメント)

People who always criticize other people for how they look or how they act. Once you criticize them they feel attacked. Basically people who can talk crap but not take it.

[–]WineGutter 328ポイント329ポイント  (10子コメント)

This is the worst. There's this girl where I work who always tells me how I'm the slowest guy she works with. The other day she was going on about it and I told her I'd heard a couple people talking about how she was the slowest like an hour before our conversation so maybe she should just stop talking about it before it comes back to haunt her.

It took her less than 20 minutes to report me to the manager...

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    [–]cold_in_the_south 3162ポイント3163ポイント  (240子コメント)

    People who love to fish for compliments and/or put themselves down. You know you look cute in that shirt...don't try to put yourself down while wearing it.

    [–]TheEvster 3993ポイント3994ポイント  (178子コメント)

    http://imgur.com/4MpiVcc obligatory pic

    [–]platypus_strnglr 751ポイント752ポイント  (47子コメント)

    I disagree. There are plenty of ways to get a dead deer in the back of that mustang.

    [–]Fiji_Artesian 209ポイント210ポイント  (27子コメント)

    I could get a deer in the back of a Miata if I needed to.

    [–]RajaRajaC 92ポイント93ポイント  (9子コメント)

    How would one get a human sized and shaped deer in the back of a Miata? Asking for science purposes.

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        [–]AwfulBigBrother 627ポイント628ポイント  (24子コメント)

        Meh. In my book you get a pass until You're in your early 20s. It's annoying but often this stuff fades as soon as you're out of school/that age group. There's a shit ton of maturing and changing during that time no wonder we all seek approval. If youre doing this in your mid 20s, though, I'll be forever tempted to agree with you publicly. I might not do it but the look of "why would you say such a thing!?" Would be momentarily funny.

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            [–]letshidd 4773ポイント4774ポイント  (483子コメント)

            Always having to "one up" people. Like always having to be better or always having to have a bigger problem.

            [–]jamjamredman 4123ポイント4124ポイント  (114子コメント)

            Well I always "two up" people

            [–]RatWrench 1811ポイント1812ポイント  (118子コメント)

            I'm insecure about potentially being that person...It's like "Oh shit. I have the perfect story for this...I want to contribute to the conversation...But I don't want to seem like a 1-upper. FFFFFFFFFF."

            [–]LeakyLycanthrope 361ポイント362ポイント  (31子コメント)

            Yeah. It can be a fine line between commiseration and one-upping or conversational narcissism. I worry about this a lot. I think it mostly depends on how often you do it.

            [–]EmpororPenguin 611ポイント612ポイント  (23子コメント)

            It's not our fault we have amazing lives and relevant stories for every conversation!

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              [–]h0w_bizarre 717ポイント718ポイント  (43子コメント)

              Oh you have a headache? Well I have a brain tumor.

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                [–]Better_than_Trajan 3420ポイント3421ポイント  (251子コメント)

                Constantly asking the SO if they find other people attractive

                [–]ItchyButtCheeks 4521ポイント4522ポイント  (259子コメント)

                Blaming others, nothing ever being your fault.

                [–]Neltech 3180ポイント3181ポイント  (15子コメント)

                Fuck you man its not my fault I'm insecure.

                [–]4321_earthbelowus 1073ポイント1074ポイント  (41子コメント)

                Or flat out refusing to apologize because they can't swallow their pride.

                [–]ColHunterGathers 511ポイント512ポイント  (32子コメント)

                Oddly enough, the opposite end of the spectrum also is pretty insecure. Always taking the blame is a sign of insecurity.

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                  [–]OrangeOfRetreat 4667ポイント4668ポイント  (371子コメント)

                  "Friends" that seem to get along pretty well between each other privately , but once in a large group, act completely differently and are plain dicks. Edit- Bear in mind as some people have said in this thread, there is a difference between playful banter with close friends and just two-faceness.

                  [–]Quiwundi 3117ポイント3118ポイント  (150子コメント)

                  Damn I do this and I really need to stop

                  [–]peon2 1859ポイント1860ポイント  (44子コメント)

                  and are plain dicks

                  Right? Is it too much trouble to bedazzle the schlong a little? Make it showy for fucks sake!

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                    [–]AnAppariti0n 3310ポイント3311ポイント  (185子コメント)

                    Arguing something when you know you're wrong. Hating to be corrected is the most insecure thing ever.

                    [–]Prettychilledoutguy 3812ポイント3813ポイント  (295子コメント)

                    Guys who have no idea how to meet girls so they go for their mates girlfriends.

                    [–]djherp 3555ポイント3556ポイント  (150子コメント)

                    who hurt you

                    [–]Prettychilledoutguy 2106ポイント2107ポイント  (135子コメント)

                    Someone I used to trust, and someone I used to love :(

                    Edit: that's right, let's hug it out everyone .

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                      [–]VermontGoesForth 668ポイント669ポイント  (12子コメント)

                      deep thread truth bomb

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                        [–]Whoelseisbored 3109ポイント3110ポイント  (267子コメント)

                        When couples share social media accounts.

                        [–]Vocabularri 1259ポイント1260ポイント  (87子コメント)

                        Or the couples who are CONSTANTLY writing on their SO's wall that say, "I love you," or, "My BF/GF is the greatest person on the planet; the sun shines out of his/her ass!!! <3 <3"

                        [–]spin81 574ポイント575ポイント  (28子コメント)

                        To be fair, if I had a SO whose asshole radiated sunshine I'd tell the whole world, that's pretty sweet.

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                          [–]Sofarellos 1450ポイント1451ポイント  (92子コメント)

                          It's basically an announcement that at least one of you cheated!

                          [–]Torger083 1562ポイント1563ポイント  (43子コメント)

                          Or you're over 65, and only one of you knows how to computer.

                          [–]lurkmode_off 357ポイント358ポイント  (23子コメント)

                          Or you both know...barely...but you don't understand the point of having separate accounts. It would be like having two separate phone lines!

                          [–]ReservoirGods 468ポイント469ポイント  (18子コメント)

                          "Grandpa is jealous that you sent that picture to me but not to him" I didn't send it to anyone grandma it's just on Facebook, grandpa can look at it too!

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                                  [–]thomasowns 2117ポイント2118ポイント  (181子コメント)

                                  This picture. https://i.imgur.com/IHgtEd9.jpg

                                  [–]SaysOurThoughts 1770ポイント1771ポイント  (55子コメント)

                                  Kids these days call any picture a selfie?

                                  [–]JacZones 253ポイント254ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                  I don't give to shots.

                                  [–]TheDanima1 87ポイント88ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  The real crime? Calling a picture of a dog, a "selfie."

                                  [–]WeaselSlayer 248ポイント249ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  It's a dog selfie

                                  [–]Ziquaxi 215ポイント216ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                  Jesus Christ.

                                  [–]Edgeinx 60ポイント61ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                  Kay

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                                    [–]BeanieMcChimp 2884ポイント2885ポイント  (81子コメント)

                                    Walking around with a tattered blanket all the time. I mean wtf, kid. Grow some balls.

                                    [–]elusiveclownface 1734ポイント1735ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                    Fucking Linus

                                    [–]thewizardofazz 460ポイント461ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                    I thought we were talking tech tip Linus and I was very confused

                                    [–]CynicalOfSilicon 66ポイント67ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                    Noooo, otherwise they'd be talking about a grown man who always wears socks and sandals! If that's not a warning sign for something I don't know what is..! :P

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                                      [–]freshestpr1nce 476ポイント477ポイント  (17子コメント)

                                      Leave Linus alone he's a nice guy even though that whole great pumpkin incident was pretty cringy.

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                                          [–]immagrownwoman 2870ポイント2871ポイント  (233子コメント)

                                          Forever comparing yourselves to others

                                          [–]FRUIT_FETISH 1632ポイント1633ポイント  (117子コメント)

                                          TIL I'm very insecure

                                          [–]coloured_sunglasses 206ポイント207ポイント  (77子コメント)

                                          Yes probably, and I have this problem too. I don't know how to change my thinking.

                                          [–]FRUIT_FETISH 277ポイント278ポイント  (45子コメント)

                                          I hate how so many people say, "Just don't think about it!" It's not that simple, that's like telling a depressed person to "just be happy!"

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                                              [–]RockinMadRiot 1195ポイント1196ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                              I could never compare myself to someone else. I'm like Henry Winkler in that respect.

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                                                [–]linkedliszt 4869ポイント4870ポイント  (150子コメント)

                                                People who browse this page making sure none of the posts apply to them...

                                                ...like me.

                                                [–]thinhotboy 706ポイント707ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                                after an awkward situation with someone, i totally ignore them now even though we're working together in a group

                                                P.S: its my own insecurity that i think some can relate

                                                [–]chowbricky 181ポイント182ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                Hey! Awkward situations are awesome if you approach them right. Think about what it is, it's a moment that no one really knows how to respond or react. It's a break from the normal rhythm or pace of the conversation that throws everybody off and makes the next moments unknown to everyone. That's where the insecurity comes in... for most everyone.

                                                But! What a great time to innovate!

                                                At that moment, direction is needed. Whether or not it was your actions or someone else that created the gap, be prepared and jump in with something... practically anything will work because no one really knows exactly what to do anyway.

                                                Compliment someone on a recent achievement. Find a positive or fun retort for an early part of the conversation. Ask someone their favorite sport. Throw a curve-ball out there and watch how people scramble to catch it. They'll appreciate the "awkward out"

                                                Pretty soon, you won't feel the "awkwardness" in an otherwise awkward situation because you'll know exactly how to handle it.

                                                Then maybe no more ignoring?

                                                edit:typo

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                                                  [–]Greatest_Trochanter 4308ポイント4309ポイント  (375子コメント)

                                                  When somebody speaks loudly over everyone else, as if their voices are more important rather than contributing to the conversation in a normal way

                                                  EDIT: for the 400 people asking, there's a massive difference between "having a loud voice by nature" and "actively trying to butt your opinion into a conversation, noisily"

                                                  [–]openupmyheartagain 1202ポイント1203ポイント  (81子コメント)

                                                  That and constantly cutting you off to do it. Like they didn't listen to shit you said because they're too busy thinking about what they're going to say and it's so important that they have to cut you off to be the center of attention. Had an ex that used to do this..

                                                  Me: "I'm tired because-". Him: "You don't even KNOW tired! I work two jobs blah blah blah." Yup not only was he a talk overer, he was also a cut offer and a one upper. They'll never find the body.

                                                  [–]HaydenPlanettierium 387ポイント388ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                  "You don't know" and "You don't understand" are two overused bits of hyperbole that I've grown to hate. If you come at me with that, you better have something I couldn't possibly empathize with. Because otherwise you are just invalidating me completely.

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                                                    [–]whenim30iwilllook20[S] 1827ポイント1828ポイント  (124子コメント)

                                                    THIS IS FUCKING ITTTTT

                                                    I have a friend that I also had in mind when making this post.

                                                    Speaking loudly over everyone, constantly wanting to be the center of the conversation, and constantly talking about himself. If you have a conversation in his vicinity, you can bet your ass he will tell a story that trumphs yours.

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                                                      [–]RockinMadRiot 4901ポイント4902ポイント  (525子コメント)

                                                      When they need to put others down to make themselves feel better.

                                                      [–]Aerron 3961ポイント3962ポイント  (407子コメント)

                                                      I was looking for this one. The douche-bro that is your buddy until chicks show up. Then he starts tearing you down. "Chill, bro, it's just a joke!"

                                                      He picked on you because you're his biggest competition.

                                                      [–]mikdavi84 3509ポイント3510ポイント  (328子コメント)

                                                      Thats why I like my friends. We make up stories about each other that are so ridiculous that it keeps the girls around.

                                                      "This guy....owe him so much. Saved my life in Dubya-Dubya Two."

                                                      Girls: "You're 30. That like, doesn't make any sense"

                                                      "Thats not the point. The Jerries, they were hammering our position hard until Greg here insert something ridiculous

                                                      [–]TriceraScotts 2261ポイント2262ポイント  (105子コメント)

                                                      When I was in college I lived with two other guys. When we went to parties, one of my roommates, let's call him Steve and I would wait until the other roommate, Travis, would start talking to a girl. Steve and I would then stand next to Travis and loudly discuss his accomplishments. A few of my favorites:

                                                      • Did you hear that Travis recently broke the landspeed record on a motorcycle? He wasn't even wearing a helmet!

                                                      • Oh man, I heard Travis recently rescued an entire busload of puppies from drowning in a river

                                                      • I can't believe that Travis donated one of his kidneys to save that orphan. What an incredibly thoughtful and selfless man.

                                                      Needless to say he was rarely successful with any of these women.

                                                      [–]mikdavi84 712ポイント713ポイント  (77子コメント)

                                                      Yeah with my buddies its usually a back and forth sort of thing where we would talk each other up about good and bad things, but always entertaining and generally ridiculous.

                                                      Works pretty well for getting chicks back to your place too. After talking all that outlandish bullshit about the time he took out a russian satellite by door-gunning out of the space shuttle, we'd be like "Hey Jim has to go home and feed his rescue kitten and polish his little league trophies, we got some wine there, ya'll coming?"

                                                      [–]andrewps87 706ポイント707ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                                      /u/TriceraScotts:

                                                      Needless to say he was rarely successful with any of these women.

                                                      /u/mikdavi84:

                                                      Works pretty well for getting chicks back to your place too.

                                                      Who to trust?...

                                                      [–]kickwitkowskiass 189ポイント190ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                      The approaches are different, so I think we can trust both. Also we don't know if they're following rule 1 and 2 or not.

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                                                            [–]Gayburn_Wright 2516ポイント2517ポイント  (74子コメント)

                                                            Saved my life in the DUBYA-DUBYA-EEE SOOOPER SLAM!

                                                            Just thought I'd fix that up for you :)

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                                                                  [–]slccsoccer28 150ポイント151ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                  Fuck! I missed it and I bet every single one of you does it.

                                                                  It's a two parter.

                                                                  1. Constantly rechecking a well-thought out post to make sure you're not getting downvoted.

                                                                  2. When said post does well and required significant thought, constantly rereading it to tell yourself how good you sound.

                                                                  [–]bokchoykn 2410ポイント2411ポイント x3 (149子コメント)

                                                                  Off topic but...

                                                                  One thing I've never really understood: Why are people so eager to hate those who are insecure?

                                                                  I mean, when someone is physically disabled, or mentally handicapped, or socially awkward, (good) people want to show them compassion and fend for them, and that's great when people do that.

                                                                  When someone is insecure, people are just like "Oh, no wonder he's such a dick" or "Oh, no wonder they <insert any of the top comments here>."

                                                                  Insecure people don't want to be insecure. Not any more than a handicapped person wants to be handicapped. They can't help being insecure. They probably hate their insecurities just as much as everyone else does. They hate when their insecurities manifest in ways that make other people dislike them.

                                                                  So why do people's insecurities only deserve hatred and disgust? While physical/mental/social handicaps deserve compassion and empathy?

                                                                  It bothers me when people say things like "Fuck that guy. He only behaves that way because he's an insecure little bitch." Why "fuck that guy"? I feel sorry for that guy, especially if he doesn't realize how he's behaving or why he's behaving that way. In a way, he's in a handicapped too... It's just in a way that nobody has compassion for.

                                                                  I don't get it and it bothers me. Maybe it's just me being insecure about being insecure.

                                                                  [–]irrelevant85 760ポイント761ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                                                  Your comment is a thoughtful change of pace in this thread, and I appreciate your perspective.

                                                                  I disagree with you on this, though:

                                                                  Insecure people don't want to be insecure. Not any more than a handicapped person wants to be handicapped. They can't help being insecure. They probably hate their insecurities just as much as everyone else does. They hate when their insecurities manifest in ways that make other people dislike them.

                                                                  I think people who are aware of their insecurities feel the way you described, and those are the people who are actively involved in self-improvement and growth.

                                                                  Unfortunately most of us (I'd venture to say all of us) are blind to at least one insecurity, some tic or quirk that other people see, something that we don't notice about ourselves.

                                                                  And in our current culture (from a US perspective), we're perpetuating this idea that "being yourself" is the most important thing, without teaching self-development or even cognizance.

                                                                  So we end up with guys with truck nuts.

                                                                  I'm not sure what my point even was. Thanks for listening.

                                                                  [–]bokchoykn 132ポイント133ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                  Nah, that's a good point and I'm glad you brought that up.

                                                                  Personally, I believe there's not a single person who does not want to better themselves as a person.

                                                                  Maybe some don't realize it or don't know how. Some have weaknesses that they either don't think they have or maybe their insecurity and psychological defense mechanisms that fool them into thinking they DON'T have that weakness and that they're NOT insecure. Maybe they lack the ability to be self-aware.

                                                                  I don't want to sound like I'm making excuses for people who don't take the steps to improve themselves. I also don't want to sound self-righteous or like I'm shaming people who are participating in this thread. I went down the list and laughed or smh at all the top comments, just like everyone else.

                                                                  Self-improvement is achieved by making the right choices. So criticize people for making the wrong choices, not for being insecure. Everyone is on a road to self-improvement, but for those with deep insecurities, the road is long and windy. I'm just sympathetic because I've been down that road for as long as I can remember. You know people who make others feel like shit so they feel less like shit? I've often been that guy and lost friends because of it.

                                                                  This convo is probably way deeper and philosophical than this thread intended lol.

                                                                  [–]irrelevant85 48ポイント49ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                  I don't think you're shaming or making excuses for anybody. You asked a legitimate question - why are we (humans, redditors, whatever) so comfortable calling other people out on what we think are their shortcomings?

                                                                  Self-improvement is achieved by making the right choices. So criticize people for making the wrong choices, not for being insecure. Everyone is on a road to self-improvement, but for those with deep insecurities, the road is long and windy.

                                                                  Amen. I will make an effort throughout this week to approach my "problem child" at work with the mindset that she is just at a different mile marker on this long and windy road.

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                                                                        [–]methinksitlikea 1087ポイント1088ポイント  (110子コメント)

                                                                        People who jump from one relationship to another like they are afraid to be single.

                                                                        [–]SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH 482ポイント483ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                                        Or people who stay in one relationship for far too long because they're afraid to be single.

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                                                                          [–]Star_Lord1997 4878ポイント4879ポイント  (646子コメント)

                                                                          Girls putting up photo's on Facebook with titles like " I'm so ugly in this photo :( ". All so their equally insecure friends will comment back " I'd kill for your body "

                                                                          [–]Sadistictoastie 4640ポイント4641ポイント  (157子コメント)

                                                                          One of my favourite pictures is a bunch of girls post a picture of them (in bikinis i think, or at least very skimpy clothing) doing something like this. And a bunch of guys start posting comments talking about the cars in the background, then a small discussion starts about the cars.

                                                                          The girl then proceeds to post "Excuse me?" and it's so funny to watch her fury at being completely ignored.

                                                                          Edit: here it is http://imgur.com/4MpiVcc

                                                                          [–]greedcrow 2056ポイント2057ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                                                          Wow that sounds hilarious. If you got a screen cap i would love to see it

                                                                          [–]Algyd 424ポイント425ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                          Reminds me of the quote from a game: "I will say self-deprecating things so that you are indirectly forced to compliment me!"

                                                                          [–]MYMINDISONFIRE 463ポイント464ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                          Are you talking about this one? (someone posted it on a thread below) http://imgur.com/4MpiVcc

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                                                                            [–]5peasinapod 1539ポイント1540ポイント  (182子コメント)

                                                                            This. It's like the Mutual Flattery Association.

                                                                            [–]Star_Lord1997 1121ポイント1122ポイント  (159子コメント)

                                                                            Seriously , it does my nut in. I mean , if you really think you're so ugly in this photo , why the fuck did you take it and upload it? Makes no fucking sense

                                                                            [–]5peasinapod 1749ポイント1750ポイント  (123子コメント)

                                                                            Or even better:

                                                                            #nomakeup #nofilter

                                                                            and I'm like, honey, I can see that eyeliner...

                                                                            [–]TheViper9 299ポイント300ポイント  (66子コメント)

                                                                            put a \ before the # to make it #no makeup #nofilter.

                                                                            [–]xaxaxaxa4u 1638ポイント1639ポイント  (59子コメント)

                                                                            #CLEGANEBOWL 2016 , GET HYPE

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                                                                                    [–]timesuck897 767ポイント768ポイント  (72子コメント)

                                                                                    I worked with a 18 yo girl like this, but she was always talking about how fat and ugly she was, no guy would want to date her, etc. Ignoring her didn't work. It stopped when someone told her she's single because guys don't like girls who are high maintance and fish for compliments.

                                                                                    Edit: she didn't use Tumblr, but she was really into MLP and deviantArt.

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                                                                                      [–]uchuskies08 124ポイント125ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                      People who post a lot about how great their life is going on facebook.

                                                                                      [–]kraliz 3894ポイント3895ポイント  (721子コメント)

                                                                                      People that can't be single for any amount of time. The type that get out of a serious relationship after 10+ years and are dating someone else within weeks... or days. Those are the types of people that advertise just how insecure they are about themselves.

                                                                                      Edit: Just to clarify I'm not saying everyone that does this is insecure. That's just what I see. A good friend of mine has either been in a relationship or activley seeking one since I first met him when we were kids. If he goes more than a week without having the title of boyfriend he becomes severely depressed and thinks that his life is over. He is very insecure about himself and is one of the only people that I know personally who always has to be with someone. So now I associate this behavior with insecurity. Obviously it doesn't apply to everyone!

                                                                                      [–]Rearranger_ 2268ポイント2269ポイント  (278子コメント)

                                                                                      Oh, and after they get into a relationship, they redefine themselves to match the person they are currently going out with.

                                                                                      [–]Yeti_Poet 2294ポイント2295ポイント  (117子コメント)

                                                                                      Relationship chameleons! This spring she's into rock climbing, next summer she'll be into music festivals! Not just interested, INCREDIBLY VOCAL AND INVESTED!

                                                                                      [–]Pinksmus 629ポイント630ポイント  (85子コメント)

                                                                                      Yuuuup. My ex had a guy lined up .00001 seconds after we broke up, and she's his fuckin' clone now. She was vegan up until he cocked his head at the idea, now she dyes her hair his favorite color and eats fuckin borscht.

                                                                                      EDIT: so borscht is usually vegan turns out. She also eats hamburgers so there ya go.

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                                                                                        [–]Kroteezy[🍰] 696ポイント697ポイント  (35子コメント)

                                                                                        I've never been in a relationship. #SecureAF

                                                                                        [–]Smalls_Biggie 71ポイント72ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                        So being single for large stretch of time means I'm secure about myself? Score!

                                                                                        [–]boring_person 762ポイント763ポイント  (79子コメント)

                                                                                        I've been single for about a year after five and a half years. While I wish I had someone I could talk to about all the crazy shit in my head, the random thoughts and scenarios I run through my head pretty much non-stop again, it's pretty nice not having to check my plans with anyone. I do miss having someone sleeping by me during some (rare) rough nights, but overall it's pretty cool.

                                                                                        [–]YourWizardPenPal 164ポイント165ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                                        Wow, I kinda feel you on the random nights thing. I just want someone to comfort me sometimes. Other than those, I'm far happier not to have someone to slow me down. That might speak to the quality of my past relationships though. I just don't think I like it.

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                                                                                          [–]Mohumasta 93ポイント94ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                                                          I agree but I can't figure how people bounce from relationship to relationship. Usually when I become single it's usually 2 or more months (usually a lot longer) before I stumble upon somebody I'm interested again.

                                                                                          [–]jeni_cote 127ポイント128ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                                          Sometimes people will stay in a relationship even if it's not worth it, because they're so used to the comfort zone they're in. Until they see something they think is truly worth it, then they'll switch. The relationship was dead long before they broke up and then got together with the new person.

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                                                                                              [–]schmeer_spear 625ポイント626ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                                                              The Mirror.

                                                                                              [–]bla_bla_blacksheep 1264ポイント1265ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                                                                              Consistently judging random strangers about the most mundane things. I mean sure, we all judge people when we walk down the street, but keep that shit to yourself.

                                                                                              Also, overconfidence.

                                                                                              [–]corby315 725ポイント726ポイント  (83子コメント)

                                                                                              Not trusting your SO.

                                                                                              Even when they are simply talking to a member of the opposite sex you think something is going on. This leads to smothering and false accusations, which inevitably leads to resentment.

                                                                                              [–]SpookyFarts 396ポイント397ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                                                                              I have a friend who will, every once in a while, post some shit on FB about how all her friends are getting/have boyfriends, and she can't find one....

                                                                                              A couple of weeks ago, I ran into her at the bar, and she told me about one guy she had been dating, who had 7 Facebook pages (mostly male), and a side gig stealing credit card numbers.

                                                                                              At this point, I felt compelled to ask her, "*****, if you took some time off from dating and worked on yourself, you'd eventually find a guy that's not a fucking parasite and a liar, don't you think?"

                                                                                              Her response: "I don't need to do that, I've got GREAT taste in guys! What are you talking about?" Luckily another friend popped up to give me the chance to disengage from that shit show.

                                                                                              TLDR: Whining about not having long term relationships while dating really shitty people

                                                                                              [–]3-cheese 1355ポイント1356ポイント  (286子コメント)

                                                                                              Custom license plates that are flaunting. "S3LF MADE" "2FAST4U" etc

                                                                                              EDIT: Thanks for all the anecdotes, examples and laughs!

                                                                                              [–]weswert 2562ポイント2563ポイント  (149子コメント)

                                                                                              I thought "LOL GAS" was funny on a tesla

                                                                                              [–]DoritoStyle 476ポイント477ポイント  (96子コメント)

                                                                                              My favorite vanity plate so far has been "PIZZA"

                                                                                              [–]BKLounge 682ポイント683ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                                                              I saw a BMW i8 that had "I8PIZZA" on it's plate and it was awesome.

                                                                                              [–]TW0_WORDS 461ポイント462ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                              I recently saw a black Jeep that had the plates 'BAA BAA.' Thought it was very clever.

                                                                                              [–]TheKRAMNELLA 468ポイント469ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                                                              My favorite is "AV03V0M" Picture that in a rearview mirror.

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                                                                                                    [–]gl1tch 34ポイント35ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                                    Password fields that don't turn your password into asterisks.

                                                                                                    [–]throwaway01000000000 3271ポイント3272ポイント  (398子コメント)

                                                                                                    Trying to be too nice, lacking opinion, and apologizing too much.

                                                                                                    [–]Love_Freckles 1108ポイント1109ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                                                    Yeah, that's me.

                                                                                                    [–]BlueberryPhi 166ポイント167ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                                                    You and me both. Trying to work on it, but it's hard.

                                                                                                    Slowly but surely, though. Slowly but surely.

                                                                                                    [–]winged_squiger 102ポイント103ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                                                                    Same here. I've been told that I say sorry too much by no less than eight close friends and family. It's really hard to kick the habit of constantly saying sorry.

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                                                                                                        [–]Aeto_the_Wizard 952ポイント953ポイント  (61子コメント)

                                                                                                        It's not that I lack opinions, I just don't like to confront people about them (except for on the internet, of course).

                                                                                                        [–]YourWizardPenPal 1257ポイント1258ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                                                        Wizard to wizard, I only really confront people if it's really important. It's all about a balance of necessity and courage.

                                                                                                        Too much courage and not enough necessity and you're a dick.

                                                                                                        Too little courage and you'll regret being a bystander.

                                                                                                        Just the right amount and you're a hero.

                                                                                                        Don't go for the low hanging fruit: the people who cut you off in traffic, bump you in the street, or don't hold the elevator. People can be dicks, just be thankful that was your one interaction for the day. You'll probably never have to deal with them again.

                                                                                                        People's opinions are their opinions. Unless you know them well I can guarantee you that you won't be the one to change them.

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                                                                                                            [–]Spenerwill 715ポイント716ポイント  (70子コメント)

                                                                                                            This is a thing my friend is super guilty of:

                                                                                                            Making all of your jokes centered around putting other people down.

                                                                                                            (We're in high school) bragging about the one time you got laid and never missing an opportunity to say "I can't hear you over the sound of your v-card."

                                                                                                            Always talking about how you'll beat the shit out of some kid that's pissing you off. It's always someone at least 2 years younger than us, never the same or bigger than him, and let's be real dude, you've never been in a fight and you'll likely never be in one. Stop saying your gonna beat up kids when we both know that'll never happen.

                                                                                                            [–]senatorskeletor 231ポイント232ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                                                                            OK, I have to tell a story here.

                                                                                                            My friend lost his virginity in high school to a girl I didn't know (another friend's cousin). It didn't work out, at all, but he NEVER let us forget that he lost his virginity, and we hadn't. "I can't believe it was six months yesterday since I last had sex." "Well, you would think that, since you've never had sex." All the fucking time.

                                                                                                            Turns out it was all one big fucking lie. He went out with this girl a few times and maybe made out with her, but they never got close to sex. Think about that for a second. If you're an insecure high schooler and you pretend you've done it, fine. Lame, but I get it. But what kind of fucked up person constructs this whole scenario with specific dates and circumstances and then remembers it all so he can mock other people for it, even months later? Living a total lie, to your best friends, for months, for no real reason other than pretending to be less insecure. My god.

                                                                                                            Karma, of course, got him. He was my literal and figurative debate partner in high school, and always told me (among other ideals) how the only moral position on abortion is being pro-life. You can see where this is going: turns out he was only pro-life up to the point where he actually lost his virginity, in college, and managed to get a girl pregnant his very first time. They're now married. She looks exactly like his mother.

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                                                                                                              [–]ProjectMorpheus 3399ポイント3400ポイント  (702子コメント)

                                                                                                              Teenage boys arguing over the strength of their country's militaries. Chinese and Russians in particular.

                                                                                                              [–]Iowa_Viking 4425ポイント4426ポイント  (584子コメント)

                                                                                                              When manly men on reddit talk about how manly they are. "I'm a manly man with a beard who chops wood and eats rare steak with whiskey but this made me cry a single manly tear."

                                                                                                              EDIT: Because so many people are misunderstanding me, let me explain: there's nothing wrong with beards, steak of any kind, whiskey, or chopping wood. If you like those things, good on you, do what makes you happy. My problem is with guys who feel the need to broadcast it when it wasn't relevant in an attempt to sound cool.

                                                                                                              [–]LookUpDontOverlook 2363ポイント2364ポイント  (215子コメント)

                                                                                                              Yeah I never thought about them being insecure before, but I hate that shit.

                                                                                                              [–]YoungCinny 1423ポイント1424ポイント  (150子コメント)

                                                                                                              "As a x..." posts piss me off in general

                                                                                                              [–]imonsterFTW 654ポイント655ポイント  (46子コメント)

                                                                                                              Just saw on Facebook a drunk driver killed a teenager and one of the comments was "As a military vet, if I drink I don't drive. I guess I just have higher standards." X400 likes. Like shut up. Why did you have to put the military vet thing in there?

                                                                                                              [–]Vampire_Jesus 804ポイント805ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                                              Why did you have to put the military vet thing in there?

                                                                                                              As a musclebound fitness enthusiast, I have no idea.

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                                                                                                                    [–]SpookyMeier 1044ポイント1045ポイント  (50子コメント)

                                                                                                                    something something Ron Swanson

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                                                                                                                      [–]Contraband_Fruit 1947ポイント1948ポイント  (265子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Whenever an attractive girl walks by, and the older women pre-emptively look at me to see how I'm reacting to her.

                                                                                                                      I can feel your dirty look. And it isn't making you look any prettier.

                                                                                                                      [–]causal_friday 5838ポイント5839ポイント x2 (302子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Websites served only over http, not https.

                                                                                                                      [–]JojenReed2 5010ポイント5011ポイント  (1077子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Guy with a shirt on in a pool.

                                                                                                                      [–]cyberexpert 4588ポイント4589ポイント  (185子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Maybe he has a rocking bod but doesn't want other people in the pool get insecure

                                                                                                                      [–]dick-nipples 4961ポイント4962ポイント  (145子コメント)

                                                                                                                      That's the problem I have.

                                                                                                                      [–]Ourlittleblessing 2628ポイント2629ポイント  (117子コメント)

                                                                                                                      Well with those nipples, you really can't be too safe. Plus, a sunburn would wreak havoc.

                                                                                                                      [–]ThePeoplesBard 1530ポイント1531ポイント  (105子コメント)

                                                                                                                      When I was in college, I read a short story (or maybe a poem?) about a man who was hiking in the desert in the SW U.S., and hours into his hike, he realized he didn't put his dick away after his last piss and his pecker was sunburned. It was a beautiful metaphor for the fragility of life or some bullshit. Does anyone know what this was? I can't find it Googling "story sunburned dick".

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                                                                                                                            [–]Mardkayin 804ポイント805ポイント  (150子コメント)

                                                                                                                            Once we get in the pool, we aren't getting back out until nobody's looking.

                                                                                                                            [–]whenim30iwilllook20[S] 1111ポイント1112ポイント  (145子コメント)

                                                                                                                            Ugh, I can relate to this so much, and was part of the reason I asked the question..

                                                                                                                            See, I was born missing the right forearm. And up until I was about 14-15 years old, I was freakishly anxious about what people thought about it. Confidence was an issue.

                                                                                                                            So whenever we where out on vacation in a tropical country, I would sprint in the water, and only try to get up when the least amount of people were around....

                                                                                                                            Now I'm 20 years old, and confidence is through the roof now. I get compliments all the time, and people don't even THINK about the fact that I'm missing a part of my body - perhaps because of the fact that I am so confident in myself now.

                                                                                                                            I see people all around me, and I wonder where other peoples insecurities come to the surface. This really hit home, haha.

                                                                                                                            [–]writetaildeer 1496ポイント1497ポイント  (62子コメント)

                                                                                                                            You should have only sprinted out of the water after dousing your arm with ketchup, screaming SHARRRRRKKKKK!

                                                                                                                            [–]whenim30iwilllook20[S] 980ポイント981ポイント  (59子コメント)

                                                                                                                            Hahahaha!

                                                                                                                            See, when I was 15, I would've gotten mad and embarrassed by a joke like that..

                                                                                                                            Now, I actually do that sometimes when the opportunity arises, to fuck with someone, haha.

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                                                                                                                                  [–]fatty_fatshits 3057ポイント3058ポイント  (92子コメント)

                                                                                                                                  He's just being considerate. I'm sure you'd prefer to look at his awesome teenage mutant ninja turtles shirt instead of his giant hairy breasts (of which he was mercilessly taunted for until grade 11).

                                                                                                                                  [–]tribecalledquest1 1610ポイント1611ポイント  (48子コメント)

                                                                                                                                  Dam that hit close to home...

                                                                                                                                  [–]fatty_fatshits 1038ポイント1039ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                                                                                                  I speak from experience. And also from insecurity.

                                                                                                                                  [–]MadmanDJS 657ポイント658ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                                                                                                  Maybe start with not calling yourself fatty_fatshits? I jest, the struggle prevails in my life also.

                                                                                                                                  [–]Cheerzy 744ポイント745ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                                                                                                  "I call myself 'fatty_fatshits' so other people can't do it behind my back."

                                                                                                                                  [–]Slayer1973 602ポイント603ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                                                                                  "Wear the title of fatty_fatshits like armor and it can never be used to hurt you."

                                                                                                                                  --Tyrion Lannister

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                                                                                                                                            [–]BitDow 1299ポイント1300ポイント  (97子コメント)

                                                                                                                                            I do that so I don't get a sunburn because I'm that white.

                                                                                                                                            [–]LearningLifeAsIGo 240ポイント241ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                                                                                            This is why I don't go in the pool.

                                                                                                                                            [–]TheVoiceOfRiesen 557ポイント558ポイント  (93子コメント)

                                                                                                                                            I have manboobs, why wouldn't I be insecure?

                                                                                                                                            [–]cameneyeha 1161ポイント1162ポイント  (81子コメント)

                                                                                                                                            TIL mexicans are insecure

                                                                                                                                            [–]LOLingMAO 654ポイント655ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                                                                                                                            Fuck man, do you know the shit that's in the canals in Mexico? If you don't wear a shirt you could slip on a rock and cut your back. A shirt at least kind of warns you.

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