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[–]VentingSalmon 2311ポイント2312ポイント  (112子コメント)

So the gay senator is finally outed.

[–]notjustanotherdingus 1668ポイント1669ポイント  (47子コメント)

State Senator.

[–]I_really_want_pie 755ポイント756ポイント  (34子コメント)

Angela?

[–]AtoZZZ 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who are you dating in the public arena?

[–]sir2go 238ポイント239ポイント  (27子コメント)

this is why I love Reddit. People make office references

[–]zazie2099 219ポイント220ポイント  (23子コメント)

You must love a lot of places then.

[–]cucumberpenis 86ポイント87ポイント  (22子コメント)

Nope. No one ever gets my Office references.

[–]isiramteal 113ポイント114ポイント  (5子コメント)

I love inside jokes. Love to be apart of one some day.

[–]excaliper1986 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

So you are currently with one and want out of that relationship?

[–]Pigwheels 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love inside jokes. I hope to be apart of one some day.

[–]gynoceros 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

State senator.

In all seriousness, I really don't think this was the one.

[–]zeroexev29 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

After just rewatching the Office, I love you for this post.

[–]marcAnthem 48ポイント49ポイント  (24子コメント)

[–]______DEADPOOL______ 127ポイント128ポイント  (18子コメント)

I still remember that reddit post.

supposed-leak OP, you fucked up.

[–]RomanReignz 28ポイント29ポイント  (6子コメント)

We never gathered the pitchforks

[–]Kickmekicku 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sigh Well hurry up then!

[–]MissChievousJ 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think there's a statute of limitations

[–]Smooth_Trumpeteer 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe in that outside place but not here on Reddit!

[–]Djc493 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

That was a U.S. Senator.

[–]aka_superchik1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, there's no gay people in Utah. The Mormons make sure that they are sent to gay reform school. Second-hand knowledge, I only live here...I'm not gay. However, I do like me a nice pair of tits once in a while.

[–]gruezz 651ポイント652ポイント  (366子コメント)

Additional Info... Image is from a 2013 tweet by the Utah state senator (and chairman of the Utah Democratic Party) Jim Dabakis shortly after he proposed.

http://chrisvanocur.com/2013/06/utah-party-celebrating-supreme-court-gay-marriage-rulings/

Edit: It was the blogger who tweeted the image, not the senator himself.

[–]HandJobSwag 253ポイント254ポイント  (302子コメント)

[–]JakeGiovanni 100ポイント101ポイント  (268子コメント)

how...?

[–]c1570911 83ポイント84ポイント  (47子コメント)

[–]purpleballs 79ポイント80ポイント  (26子コメント)

[–]Margatron 102ポイント103ポイント  (18子コメント)

[–]YourAlt 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]tfaddy 16ポイント17ポイント  (69子コメント)

add ''(/intensifies)'' at the end of a message enclosed in brackets.

i.e /u/JakeGiovanni is pleb

EDIT: WHAT HAVE I DONE

[–]cheese725 59ポイント60ポイント  (10子コメント)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]CodeMonkeys 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

This ruined the magic because you can see that it's just spacing forward and backwards quickly.

GOD DAMMIT NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA

[–]twas_now 26ポイント27ポイント  (99子コメント)

[Ayy lmao](/intensifies) = Ayy lmao

[–]BBQsauce18 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Penis

Ninjaedit--Now lets see how long I remember how to do this.

[–]Bear_Taco 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

Is it supposed to not link to anywhere? Or am I just not getting the joke?

[–]beenoc 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, it just leads to a nonexistent page.

[–]Bear_Taco 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

So why?

I could do that with anything. Doesn't make it very funny.

[–]beenoc 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm not saying that's what it's meant to do. I'm just as confused as you are.

[–]That0neKidSam 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's making the text shake. Are you on mobile or something?

[–]beenoc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

PC. Windows 7, Google Chrome, RES. I actually figured it out; I had one of the custom gold styles which overrode the subreddit theme. Presumably, this means that the intensifying only works on /r/pics (and other subs that use same/similar stylesheets).

[–]That0neKidSam 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's making the text shake. Are you on mobile or something?

[–]zamwut 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I thought it was supposed to do something like that. Doesn't work on mobile.

[–]ilikecoldpotatoes 720ポイント721ポイント  (87子コメント)

I am a straight guy and I gotta say that the only thing that is morally wrong about this picture is the outfit that the boyfriend is wearing.

We seriously can't allow our children to see grown man like this. Is he wearing a gigantic cellphone case? and the color of that shirt....A dress shirt tucked into jeans?

#ThinkOfTheChildren2015

[–]evanj88 264ポイント265ポイント  (16子コメント)

He has some sort of "I'm country but a businessman" chic thing going on.

[–]mouser42 147ポイント148ポイント  (9子コメント)

Welcome to the Mountain West.

[–]evanj88 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're everywhere. Growing up in Michigan there were the guys that had faux log cabins with 10 bedrooms, a jacuzzi, and 6 car garages that would go up north to act all rugged. Provided their idea of rugged was watching a football game on their 60 inch flat screen drinking a beer, but who am I to judge.

[–]thrownundere 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, dress much like this daily.

[–]Meggiesauruss 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god you perfectly described the fashion sense of most of the men in my family.

[–]cypherreddit 39ポイント40ポイント  (11子コメント)

Can't be worse than Canadian citizen Justin Beiber meeting the prime minister http://i.imgur.com/8AhZU.jpg

[–]ilikecoldpotatoes 31ポイント32ポイント  (3子コメント)

don't quote me on this but I am pretty sure the meeting with Harper is right after a concert or some sort of award show (in other words, Justin was dressed appropriately for the occasion - well if we can somehow justify his outfit appropriate)

[–]cypherreddit 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

At a hockey before a performance. His justification was that the clothing was appropriate for the venue.
He was being presented with the Diamond Jubilee Medal
Personally I think his handler just dropped the ball. Note the presidential picture was take a few weeks later

[–]laureth-23 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

PM's office was pretty cool about it - https://twitter.com/pmharper/status/272502661696323584

[–]TweetsInCommentsBot 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

@pmharper

2012-11-25 00:51 UTC

In fairness to @justinbieber, I told him I would be wearing my overalls too. #cdnpoli #beliebers


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[–]JimiAndJanis 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

A dress shirt tucked into jeans?

If that's a concern of yours never, EVER go to Italy.

[–]Mr_Piddles 49ポイント50ポイント  (27子コメント)

The two causes I am willing to die for: Recording videos horizontally, and no belt clips for accessories, no carabiners or cellphones. Especially for men, since we men are blessed with usable pockets.

[–]literal-hitler 12ポイント13ポイント  (21子コメント)

My wallet goes in my front left pocket so it doesn't cause back problems by being in a back pocket. My keys and whatnot go in my front right pocket.

Between my options of crush my phone in with my wallet, get it scraped up by keys, sit on it in my back pocket, or a belt clip; I'll choose the belt clip every time.

I'm right there with you on horizontal videos though.

[–]Mr_Piddles 29ポイント30ポイント  (9子コメント)

How thick is your wallet that it gives you back problems? Are you George Constanza?

EDIT: I'm sorry, these are black and white issues, /u/literal-hitler . You are wrong, and that makes you a bad person.

[–]mediocrefunny 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

I take out my wallet when I am driving because of the unevenness on my butt. My wallet gets thick. I just did some trimming of it the other night.

[–]Mr_Piddles 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

I used to have that problem, but then I switched to a low profile clip like this. It's awesome.

[–]Uncle_Skeeter 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

I use dynomighty's tyvek wallets.

The material is thin by itself, so it stays pretty thing as a wallet, but the amount of credit cards and $100 bills I carry on me all the time make it too think to sit on.

[–]Mr_Piddles 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

but the amount of credit cards and $100 bills I carry on me all the time make it too think to sit on.

Well, look at me, Mister "I'm so rich and loaded it literally harms my posture".

[–]Uncle_Skeeter 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a college student, it's rare that I find myself with $100 bills in my wallet. Worked hard to get paid this summer, and I'm not anxious to spend it.

[–]ChemtrailsLFN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But you do sound anxious to lose/have all your money stolen.

[–][deleted] 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

Can the wallet and keys not go together?

[–]literal-hitler 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

They migrate to the bottom and get jabbed into my leg.

[–]virnovus 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

But don't they do that whether or not the wallet is there?

[–]literal-hitler 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somewhat, but at least it doesn't have the entire force of my wallet behind it.

[–]browwiw 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

In my defense, I am a sewer plant operator and I'm terrified I'll loose my very expensive phone into a basin or open manway. I want it secured to my belt. Away from work it goes in my back pocket.

[–]AggieGooner 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Seriously,? You think a dress shirt tucked into jeans is weird?

[–]Slev23 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think he's gay. No gay man would wear that let's be honest.

[–]saranis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It kinda looks like he took a tumble in some freshly mowed grass...

[–]Checkers10160 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dress shirt and jeans is acceptable if you have nice, dark wash jeans. Maybe raw or selvedge. Not dad jeans. And they have to fit properly, which these do not.

However these guys look to be 50+ so they're exempt from understanding style, especially (No offense guys) out in Utah. In Manhattan or something it wouldn't quite fly, but the midwest is different.

His shoes are also ugly and the black shoes/belt is too formal with jeans, but at least they match.

Source: Straight guy who spends too much time on /r/malefashionadvice

[–]Shandinavia 179ポイント180ポイント  (43子コメント)

I worked for this guy in the legislature. Really nice, genuine dude. Works hard, plays even harder.

[–]EggCouncil 32ポイント33ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why did you take me to a gay steel mill?

[–]NotTheRightAnswer 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOT THTUFF, COMING THROUGH!

[–]_dontreadthis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

...whole steel industry's gay. aerospace too. and the railroads...

[–]HatchetToGather 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Get your groove on soldier!

[–]Timeyy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe we could invite some wome-

[–]Mator_ 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oscar, did you know that my boyfriend is the senator Oscar: I think he's gay... Angela: -

[–]Zack_the_Knife 32ポイント33ポイント  (37子コメント)

Isn't he extending the wrong hand? Shouldn't it be the left hand? Or is this picture reversed?

[–][deleted] 58ポイント59ポイント  (28子コメント)

Some same-sex couples prefer to wear the rings on their right hands since rings on the left hand is historically a heterosexual thing to do. Different traditions and significance.

Edit: This is definitely not exclusive to same-sex relationships; just stated it as such given the context of the post.

[–]Zack_the_Knife 36ポイント37ポイント  (21子コメント)

Was gonna ask if that was a gay thing but didn't want to sound insensitive...

[–]bernie16wb 45ポイント46ポイント  (19子コメント)

I'm gay and I didn't know about this.

Also don't worry too much about being insensitive if you're curious about something. Just ask respectfully and anyone not an asshole will probably give you an answer without having a fit.

[–]Zack_the_Knife 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes sense. Thanks for the insight.

[–]Freddies_Mercury 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a lesbian and didn't even know there was a hand designated to the ring. It seems like something so petty that why would people even worry?

[–]Bigdaug 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't marriage historically what heterosexuals did as well?

[–]Chocolart 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Could also be a Jewish thing, theirs is traditionally on the right pointer finger.

[–]everythingsleeps 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's just like gay guys getting their ears pierced. It's the right side for them

[–]DracoPhage 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

"See, Dad? Phone holsters are literally gay.

[–]varuka 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

A lot of people seem to care about the American flag all of a sudden don't they?

[–]southern_engineer 138ポイント139ポイント  (55子コメント)

Despite what your beliefs are on gay marriage, making a rainbow color American flag is a pretty big disgrace in my opinion. Whats wrong with just a rainbow flag? Why does it have to be made to look like an american flag.

I'll accept my downvotes now.

[–]kyleofduty 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not a desecrated or altered American flag. It's a completely independent flag that references the American flag. See the flags of Bikini Atoll, Liberia and Malaysia.

[–]Downbound92 57ポイント58ポイント  (8子コメント)

Have you ever been in a Wal-Mart? This is much more respectful to the flag than printing it on a bikini, a plate, boxers, or whatever else you can make in China and sell for under $10.

[–]Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_ 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok but you can't assume he agrees with those? It's not like anyone asked if he liked those or not, so you can't try to pin homophobia on him. I personally don't like to wear American flag shirts, boxers, shoes, etc. cause you're either rubbing the flag against your genitals, walking on it, or getting stuff on it

[–]Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_ 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree with you, I'm happy for the guy, but I disagree with the Rainbow American Flag

[–]Waywandry 16ポイント17ポイント  (16子コメント)

I genuinely don't know why it's considered offensive to alter a flag. Why is this the case? I can say I've never reacted negatively seeing something like this, although I can agree the flag in this post looks a little silly.

[–]CountSheep 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh I don't care. As long as it's not a legit American flag being burned or having shit smeared on it everything is fair game imo. The rainbow one is ugly but it's not THE American flag so it shouldn't be seen as one. I think people should respect their fellow citizens more than just an icon.

[–]Fivestargoon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Utah!? Who knew?

[–]Pepticulcer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

State Senator.

[–]DannyHei 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mhh a gay politician in the usa ? Wow i didn't think this would be even possible...

[–]PaintDog 25ポイント26ポイント  (6子コメント)

No way the guy not kneeling is gay. Those jeans. That cell phone belt clip. No. Way.

[–]mrstickman 75ポイント76ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Middle-aged white Utahn" is an order of magnitude stronger than "gay." TIL.

[–]TopGunnn 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Did he say yes?

[–]felixfelix 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did he say yes?

This is the relevant question. Apparently the answer is "yes."

That's when Dabakis pulled out a ring he said he'd purchased that day and put it on Justensen's finger.

Justesen told the crowd Dabakis had given him a different ring years ago that he still wears, but "this is super fantastic to have another one."

[–]TopGunnn 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He purchased it THAT DAY? Goddamn that took chutzpah, I'd vote for that guy.

[–]Iamadinocopter 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Utah is full of surprises.

[–]vemundveien 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude looks like Rawls in The Wire, which oddly fits.

[–]MTknowsit 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who cares?

[–]A_B_A_C_A_B_B 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

STATE Senator.

[–]Dame_Juden_Dench 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, hold the fuck up. That equal sign thing has been a gay thing this whole time?

[–]av1153 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful

[–]hiyosilver64 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

When will all these darn gays stop being so happy?

Yes - that question is a joke :)

Congratulations Utah Senator and fiance! :)

[–]timorwhatever 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

These are the straightest looking gay guys I have ever seen. With that being said, go them!

[–]greengrasser11 23ポイント24ポイント  (18子コメント)

Is it really appropriate to do that to the American flag?