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My Facebook is filled with these slobs. (imgur.com)

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[–]Macblair 376ポイント377ポイント  (26子コメント)

Leaving your child in order to go to a club is not a milestone in your child's life.

Parents do not cry when their kids go to school because "Oh no we are going to be apart".

Parents cry when their kids go to school because its an overwhelming realization that your infant/toddler is now a child, and that the years of their complete dependence on you, and that major time of bonding has come to an end. Its tears mostly of joy because they are growing up.

Fun how you going to the club doesn't elicit these same feelings.

Edit - extra words.

[–]EsotericBastard 139ポイント140ポイント  (13子コメント)

It's starting to surprise me less and less how detached from the real world Reddit can be

[–]Vsx 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reddit hates kids/parents or at the very least does not understand them.

[–]Blanch5443 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, was a redditor who hated kids until I married into a stepson and had one of my own. These kids are Tha Shiznit.

[–]gofantss 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

the bottom picture is supposed to represent what the kid is thinking. without the life perspective of being an adult, the kid thinks the parent is crying because they're going to be apart.

reddit isn't unattached (detached would be the better word) from the real world. they're just children, that's all. just as we wouldn't fault a kindergartner for being a dumbass, we shouldn't fault OPs of reddit for lacking perspective.

[–]EsotericBastard 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

I doubt the bottom pic is supposed to be from the kid's POV without context. It's just another punchline targeted towards Facebook mothers

[–]10058704 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you miss the part where this was from Facebook? /u/Macblair got it right.

[–]Usrname52 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Parents should be speaking to their kids about where they are going, what they are doing. How "you're such a big boy, now".

And there is a difference between the parent going out, and the kid leaving. How did this kid know that the parent was going to "the club"? Parents go to work, doctor's appointments, run errands, have meetings, etc. They are at home with people the parents trust. The kid leaving and going to a brand new place is a completely different dynamic.

[–]Orangebeardo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that's the thing about being an adult; we should have the ability to place ourselves in someone else's shoes and see their perspective, if not at least partially.

[–]Metal_Devil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because this is reddits real world, reddit thinks this is how things work and everyone just says "no" without giving an explanation how reddit could think like a normal person and be a part of society. helpme

[–]HulkSPLASH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING REDDIT

[–]jklub 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit comments will save the world

[–]AwesomeNameGenerator 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not only detached, but how many people here take such personal offence to things that don't even affect them.

[–]qpaenumw 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well said... The same feeling happens when their sons (or daughters) get wed.

[–]cantwaitforthis 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

So much this. I dropped my son off at day care for the first time a month ago, and cried the entire hour trip to work. This was just a 2.5 year old's day care.

[–]SoloToker117 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're right, leaving your child for the club isn't a milestone but the second part of the text is very clearly the child's perspective. It even says "left ME". Not something like "I left you last night."

[–]horrorshowmalchick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Always use the definite article for 'the club'.

[–]tacobelmont 54ポイント55ポイント  (1子コメント)

Your facebook is where this jpeggy-ass post should have stayed.

[–]zold5 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

So your first thought was to fill reddit with that shit?

[–]NexusChummer 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/cringepics

[–]-Badger2- 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the epitome of shitpost.

[–]smileedude 62ポイント63ポイント  (31子コメント)

What's wrong with a parent going to a club? I mean sure the pictures and heartfelt crap parents post all the time is annoying as fuck but surely being a parent doesn't exclude someone from having a life.

[–]saford91 35ポイント36ポイント  (14子コメント)

Reminds me of some wise words I overheard at a bus station:

"Things change when you got a kid. You can't just go to the club. You have to think: 'do I have enough money to go to the club?'"

[–]itsallending 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

I aint saying parents aren't allowed to have fun but when you're living at home at 25 cause you can't afford rent, clothes for your kid, or school supplies for them, maybe you shouldn't spend money going to the club every Friday night. This is the case for my sister in law.

[–]musiton[🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the same mentality that my parents had. One of the worst parents as far as I know.

[–]Ultyma 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you don't want to see shit like that on facebook then delete that person. Stop your bitching.

[–]dropmealready 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better yet: just say no to FB, and delete your account.

[–]trsgreen 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/funny is filled with these /r/shitpost 's

[–]falconPancho 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Kid going to school is a symbol of their first independence away from you after being their primary care taker for 3 years. It's a sign you are no longer as needed as you were before. And its sad and proud to see all that work made it this far. Going to a club on date night you kid will still cry for you and it's necessary because you and your partner are both still people and you can't ignore each other or sacrifice your entire relation ship for a kid. The one date night ocassionally is changing responsibilities and taking care of each other. People forget this part in marriage and kids. Hopefully OP doesn't forget it either when he or she gets married and has the stress of a kid.

[–]MufasaJesus 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

This constitutes as funny?

[–]Patbenn 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Surely you must realize how stupid this post is. You can do better

[–]donownsyou[S] -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thanks for the confidence in me.

[–]Patbenn 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You have a sweet beard and you fish, so I know you are better than this.

[–]DJNash35 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

Accompanied with a 20 page monologue on how the ups and downs all were worth it for these proud moments, and all that other horse shit.

[–]whwwwhw 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or about how you're such a great mom to your boyfriend's half-grown kids that you see every other weekend.

[–]magnetarball 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I am, dammit, mcnuggets don't buy themselves.

[–]drehgone 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't even share this on my facebook for the fear of the backlash I might get.

[–]purepoenage 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

can you take your little maymay and go back /r/adviceanimals please?

[–]Donpzone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My fb is full of stuff like this from dudes that have had "say bro, I think my girl is pregnant" scare and turns out she isn't. They love preaching about parenthood because they barely escaped it.

[–]Kfiiidisosl 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Quality shitpost right here

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    [–]Dystopiq 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Did you run this picture through the Facebook filter

    [–]lespaulstrat2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Things are always 9000 times funnier when you use the word "bitch" plus it makes you seem like a grown up.

    [–]AwesomeNameGenerator 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I hope no one was as mean to OPs parents as half the people on reddit are towards any of their friends with young kids.

    [–]IntHatBar 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    There is something rather poignant about OPs accompanying remark. I have witnessed some extreme abuse and neglect due to one's lust for acceptance. The obligatory kids off to school shot is topical but the underlying implication is very true. I actually enjoy reading the comments by parents lamenting a child growing up. Part of me feels nostalgia while the other part if me is filled with joy knowing those days of soccer practice in the rain and late night trips to the 24 hour Walgreens to pick up a poster board for your absent minded kid's homework assignment are behind me.

    The shit that gets me down is when parents post details of their ignorant alternative parenting experiments they put their kids through. 'I'm so health food gangster, I only feed my kid this new diet I read about online!'. Meanwhile, the poor kid is malnourished during a time when her cerebral cortex is developing and demanding nutrients that are present in the mainstream foods they are withholding.

    Just love your damn kids people. Everyone on Facebook will appreciate that.

    [–]MariusVuld -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The downvote is strong in this thread. OP musta hit a nerve. :)