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[–]projectoffset 109ポイント110ポイント  (15子コメント)

Wasn't this joke from John Leguizamo on his Broadway show, Freak in 1998?

[–]Devils_-_Advocate 60ポイント61ポイント  (12子コメント)

Yep, sure was. And then after the girlfriend laughed at his pee-pee, his father took him to a hooker. And then after John and the hooker had sexy time, the hooker took a pussy lip in each hand, and used them like the wings of Mothra and flew away.

Goddamn, that show was probably one of the best things I'll ever see in my life. Fucking, amazing.

[–]Ragecomicwhatsthat 41ポイント42ポイント  (3子コメント)

...

ok

[–]Devils_-_Advocate 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Holy shit you can watch it online for free from Hulu!!!

51:30 - this is where the girlfriend scene starts, that the comic OP posted took from.

1:01:40 - this is about where the mothra bit starts. His dad takes him to become a man. Stick with it until she flies away!!

Listen, seriously. To anyone reading this comment who has never seen this broadway show, take the two hours and watch it. I guarantee it will be one of the absolute funniest things you will ever see

[–]bubblerboy18 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can I get high first?

[–]dreadredJ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You not only can, you should !

[–]Breathless_Mahoney 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

"It's like a flowerrrrrrr. You have to unravel it."

"Then she flew away like a big pink bat."

[–]Devils_-_Advocate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I freaking love John, man. He did a very similar show at a comedy club in my area a few months ago, no idea why he chose my area. But it was the same kind of setup that Freak was, only it was a comedy/history lesson of his latin heritage, and it was phenomenal. I really hope it gets picked up for another broadway performance

[–]DeadGrump 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

the aristocrats!

[–]tekhnomancer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The part where he is pantomiming picking the afro saying, "Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo, yo fellas yo fellas, yo pulling on ya dick makes it biggeruh," made me laugh so hard I legitimately peed my pants.

[–]kindaupsetrightnow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, he's still doing a lot of work too!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000491/

[–]Ninja_Arena 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

This joke, like most of r/jokes, are all old jokes that can be found in any dirty joke book written in the past 40 years

[–]Devils_-_Advocate 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

We're in /r/funny

[–]Ninja_Arena 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know. r/jokes is full of these though and r/funny having them as well is not a good sign

[–]urdumr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes it was. Came here to say this.

[–]gazow -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

jon legwashammmo

[–]SlightlyStable 168ポイント169ポイント  (15子コメント)

How about a proctologist appointment?

[–]Pokedude2424 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

How about a dietician appointment?

[–]clover44mag 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's a shitty suggestion

[–]C11Scriber 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

The artist forgot to finish drawing her pillow.

[–]MrMidnight 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

The artist also forgot how to draw faces in anything but a profile view

[–]conehead88 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dem arms...

[–]kumquatmaya 19ポイント20ポイント  (10子コメント)

People really don't have sex before seeing the gyno?

[–]americanfish 41ポイント42ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yes, many gynecologists request that patients don't have sex the night before.

I've been told it's because it could mess with test results, but I've also heard this is not true.

[–]3jt 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://youtu.be/j4dPLEhJwXs

[–]stuka444 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

but what about the butt =D

[–]j8e 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

so wat now

[–]jazzllanna 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

I have never been told this by the gyno before. I don't think it would be a medical thing at all, maybe personal. I won't go when I have my period, but the doctor told me I could, I still won't go then because it grosses me out.

[–]americanfish 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah the reason I've heard is because it messes with your pap but I'm not sure. I've been told to not have sex the night before, when the nurse calls a few days prior to confirm the appointment.

[–]SemiFormalJesus 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

If my Pap made it though Nam, you can bet a trip to the lady doctor wouldn't phase him.

[–]amp_it 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to have a pelvic exam while I was on my period once and it was awful. I'd gone to the ER because, as it turned out, my appendix had ruptured, but because I was an 18 year old girl with abdominal pain they wanted to rule female problems out first. I was in mind-numbing levels of pain but I still found it in me to be embarrassed about doctors poking about down there while I was bleeding.

[–]hopsinduo 81ポイント82ポイント  (6子コメント)

No I don't have a dental appointment, but your genitals make me want to vomit. This relationship is awful...

[–]arbili 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

/r/NoContext

[–]Violets-Are-Blue 36ポイント37ポイント  (8子コメント)

If you are dating a fat chick and your sex life gets stale, try a new wrinkle.

[–]still_futile 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

Better watch out you might trigger the SJWs and /r/SRS

[–]AlcoholicEngineer 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

The fact that you think this triggers me triggered me. Fascist.

[–]3jt 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, some of us are fascists! Check your democratic privilege!

[–]Eurynom0s 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

People being triggered is my trigger.

[–]dropmealready 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, that's my trigger, I earned it.

[–]waterclosetlurker -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ha, I'm pretty sure there are more SJW-bashers like you than there actually are SJWs.

[–]bikemaul 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It really depends on how broadly you define each group.

[–]still_futile 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup

[–]verbalsoze 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

All he wanted was some head and shoulders.

[–]MrsKravitz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you watched DL Hughly on Netflix too, huh.

[–]sillyjewsd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This looks like Morty and Summer.

[–]Butters_Creamy_Goo 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'm tired"

[–]PacificBreeze 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

She seems way too happy to not fool around.

*edit grammar - ugh, I'm my own worst grammar Nazi...

[–]NimbKnut 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also a mani/pedi

[–]Tyranicide 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's really upsetting when you've waited all summer for September to come around, because you think the content will be back to how it usually is when the children are at school... only to find that September rolls around and somehow children are still posting bullshit like this.

[–]Waygzh 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL people lose access to the internet when school begins.

There is no such thing as "summer Reddit," it's just Reddit.

[–]AnusDoobies 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/iamveryold

[–]Snipeski 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

School has not even started yet in most places....

[–]Dirty_Tub 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Out of curiosity, how old are you? 20? 21?

[–]Calamius -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

And those same school kids are getting way more karma then you ever will.

[–]Relicaa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

INSIDE VOICES.

[–]Honest_A_Hole 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember this home from AOL days.. Damn

[–]Kirikomori 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*don't you

[–]WalrusCinnamonCoffee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why does the chick look like Peter Griffin? Thats all I can think about.

[–]burnSMACKER 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's going on the list.

[–]dropmealready 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She does appear to be toothless.

[–]EffingTheIneffable 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is she wearing earrings to bed, or does she have a vestigial vagina on the side of her neck?

[–]clurt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't get it

[–]blinkstars -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love the subtlety of the facial expressions. :(

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_BOOBSIES -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

She wants to stay fresh so she can fuck him.

[–]buttsnake -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

His wife has an Adam's apple.

[–]Harvey_Stent -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was born in Brooklyn, cause my moms was there.

[–]3jt -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

While I don't condone it, I will say that necrophiles don't have to put up with this kind of thing.

[–]qpaenumw -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about analogist? Do you have an analogist appointment tomorrow?

[–]kindaupsetrightnow -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow, what a shitty relationship to be in.

[–]Ccffggvv -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Relationships and equality don't go together.

[–]MrCyn -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it still a thing that straight couples don't like performing oral sex?