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Minor confessions (self.MLPLounge)

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What minor secrets have you been carrying around?

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[–]CinderheartLyra 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

2 years and I still have no idea what I'm doing in League of Legends.

Life in general too, but that's assumed.

[–]AlecayOctavia 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

I poop in the sink if the toilet is occupied.

[–]bloons3[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]TheTraegsPinkie Pie 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm more concerned for the person on the toilet than I am for the sink.

[–]AlecayOctavia 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

nah you gotta be sneaky so they don't see you

[–]TheTraegsPinkie Pie 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm just imagining you sneaking in super slowly like they're a T-rex and they can't see you if you're not moving. Making full on eye contact while you're shitting.

[–]mercuratedRainbow Dash 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I once tried to make a tulpa. It didn't go so well.

[–]TarbuckTransom 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Go on

[–]mercuratedRainbow Dash 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Long story short, it went well for a while, she was starting to show signs of autonomy, some fucked-up shit that I would rather not talk about happened, we had a falling-out, I tried to stop thinking about her so that she'd dissolve back into the depths of my mind where she came from, but I have a really big problem with intrusive thoughts and she got tangled up in that somehow so now she's become some sort of psychotic OCD phantasm that I can't get away from.

It's weird stuff and there's no way to describe it that doesn't make me sound crazy, but there you go.

[–]TarbuckTransom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well damn. Hope everything works out for you.

[–]bloons3[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like changelings, and I'd like to emote with them, but /u/DarkLordSnuffles kinda does that already and I'd feel like I was stealing his schtick if I did so.

[–]FtDLulzNightmare Moon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same here, actually. I'm content with Lyra though!

[–]DarkLordSnufflesLightning Dust 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nah, it's cool. Go right ahead. I ain't gonna flip my shit over it or anything.

[–]DaC4ptainLyra 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am a guy and I always pee sitting

[–]Notorious_GAK 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Im actually anon2lol

[–]KodiologistApplejack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your Gak impression is dead on, and a more than serviceable replacement for the real thing.

[–]CinderheartLyra 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

We've stopped caring.

[–]theBengerPinkie Pie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hang on his every word

[–]greenprotagonistDerpy Hooves 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wake up an hour before I start work.

I start work at 5:00pm

[–]MrMysteriousMysteryPrincess Luna 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

i sometimes drink mustard

[–]bloons3[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Are you even human?

[–]MairusuPawa 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can't drink real mustard, silly, it's not a liquid.

[–]MrMysteriousMysteryPrincess Luna 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

than i eat mustard

[–]mylittleplaceholderApplebloom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. I often think how awesome it'd be to have a magical power to toggle between my real age and like 12. You can like stuff and try something new and most people are cool with that. You also don't get hurt as easily. Though at least that's easing up a bit for adults. I'm fine with my age, but I want a powerup for more fun!

  2. I love cartoons! (Or animation/anime if you prefer.) Being an MLP fan is mostly a secret other than a couple of slips.

[–]Simply_SwifeyDerpy Hooves 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've got a bit of a silly, pointless crush, on someone from my department. It'll never go anywhere, but he still makes me smile any of the twenty or so times he stops by my desk every day.

[–]Fatal_TacoFluttershy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't really believe in the Kebab religion... (Coming from a Kebab person living in a Kebab family)

[–]SonOfPlinkettDerpy Hooves 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That I secretly have nothing to hide.

[–]FonsoTheWhitesicanOctavia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't really hide much to this place

[–]TheTraegsPinkie Pie 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't have minor secrets, I have big embarrassing ones.

[–]bloons3[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you still in the closet about being a brony?

[–]Tree_ButtTree Hugger 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

If I have melted butter to dip something in and I've finished off said something, I drink the rest of the butter.

[–]bloons3[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really that bad. mmmmm butter.

[–]randyrulesPinkie Pie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure that's pretty high up on the list of the fattest things you can do.

[–]eyecikjou567Derpy Hooves 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I hate popcorn with anything but salt.

[–]bloons3[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]eyecikjou567Derpy Hooves 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sugar just makes you thirsty.

[–]bloons3[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

with butter or no?

[–]eyecikjou567Derpy Hooves 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Either is good,but without is less messy.

[–]starfall-invokerPrincess Luna 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was the one who finished all the strawberry-flavoured cake rolls in the fridge. Sorry, friends

Oh, and also I don't watch ponies

[–]bloons3[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

>doesn't watch pones

>shitposts in plounge like the rest of us

[–]starfall-invokerPrincess Luna 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I stopped watching around 2.5 years ago. I post on Plounge just to pass the time

#Season2masterrace
(except MMDW, nobody likes that)

[–]AnotherSmegHeadCutie Marx 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

Nice try KGB...

[–]bloons3[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

https://xkcd.com/565/

[–]xkcd_transcriberTwilight Sparkle 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

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Title: Security Question

Title-text: Let's invite him to a party and play 'I never'. Okay, I never hid any bodies SOUTH of Main Street. ... he's taking a drink!

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