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Do REAL men Rape?

In praise of the Caveman, wherever & whenever he may live....

Actually, REAL men DO rape. It's in our genes; hardwired into our DNA. Has been for 100,000 years. Do you really think the average caveman would have put up with all the shit that today's women make men put up with just to get laid? NO! He'd have clubbed her upside the head with his club, and dragged her by the hair (never by the feet--cuz then her crotch would fill up with dirt), back to his man-cave, and have himself a private little no-holes-barred caveman rape-a-thon!

ONLY in relatively recent times (and most especially, in post-feminist America) have men become so pussy-fied that they've all but given up on this age-old manly mating ritual. Indeed, there are only a few "real men" left. You can spot them. They are the ones who think RAPE ROCKS!

Raymond J. Pistachio, Rapetown, USA 28 Comments [9/6/2015 4:28:39 AM]
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#1854896
JeanP

Actually, REAL subhumans DO rape.

FIFY.

Do you really think the average caveman would have put up with all the shit that today's women make men put up with just to get laid?

Given the average caveman tended to make his consort love him, I would say yes.

NO! He'd have clubbed her upside the head with his club, and dragged her by the hair (never by the feet--cuz then her crotch would fill up with dirt), back to his man-cave, and have himself a private little no-holes-barred caveman rape-a-thon!

Gor look like a paradise for women after reading this.

Indeed, there are only a few "real men" left. You can spot them.

In the nearest Supermax where they serve sentences to the tune of 300 years.

9/6/2015 4:35:23 AM
#1854899
Philbert McAdamia

"Pistachio", huh? Sounds like a nut to me.

I should know.

9/6/2015 4:40:04 AM
#1854921
Ebon

Well, aren't you an evil little turd.

9/6/2015 5:07:28 AM
#1854939
Scourge

This feels like a really dark Poe.

If it isn't, then this idiot should be arrested.

Either way it's like a one way trip to a watch-list

9/6/2015 5:49:18 AM
#1854946
Reynardine

A mammalian species that habitually treated its female members like that would go extinct.

9/6/2015 6:08:59 AM
#1854955
Pikachukid

Dear god...if this is real it's Philosophy of Rape all over again...

9/6/2015 6:28:33 AM
#1854957
Wyzard

Pistachio huh? A green nut. Is that a metaphor for blue balls? I wouldn't be surprised, with an atttude towards women like you have. Your chance for a sexual encounter must be non-existent.

I hope you do try to rape a woman; she kicks your ass thoroughly; and you spend jail time. Then, when Bubba knocks you upside the head and drags you to the showers, you can tell us if RAPE ROCKS!

9/6/2015 6:30:49 AM
#1854959
Anon-e-moose

Raymond J. Pistachio, you're nuts!

Now go rape a rock. For I suspect that's the only way you'll ever get yours in a crack! X3

9/6/2015 6:33:33 AM
#1854967
Malingspann

"Rapetown, USA"

Road sign by city limits:

Now entering RAPETOWN.

No laws against male-on-female rape within town area.

Any female person who enters town area does so entirely at her own risk!

9/6/2015 6:45:20 AM
#1854971
Kanna

Go rape a rock then. Just stay away from here.

9/6/2015 6:48:28 AM
#1854979
Scorpius

NO.

Now go fuck off and play FATAL like the twisted fuck bastard you are.

9/6/2015 6:57:05 AM
#1854999


Ok then. If Real Men rape and it's so awesome and manly, then you wont mind if my horde of big and hairy gay dudes takes your ass and mouth out for a spin in the roughest and most degrading way possible. Since rape is so awesome and all.

9/6/2015 7:24:07 AM
#1855004
Empress

Wow. If this isn't a troll, I hope he's on several government watchlists, because this is just bloody creepy.

9/6/2015 7:28:36 AM
#1855006
pyro

Parody Or Extremist: the world may never know.


9/6/2015 7:30:31 AM
#1855021
Swede

Real ASSHOLES do rape. There is no evidence whatsoever that cavemen were more prone to rape than later people. As human babies take at least 7 years until they are more or less self-sustaining, we would have died out in a mere couple of generations if both parents didn't work together to rear the children.

Most REAL men don't find treating women as human being as "having to put up with all the shit that today's women make men put up with just to get laid", and most REAL men are interested in more than just "getting laid". REAL teenagers are fixated on getting laid, but maybe you never matured away from that stage...

I'd say that a man who clubbed other people's sisters, daughters , mothers and wives, and raped them, would have been ostracized and/or killed fairly imminently. Sure, if a "little no-holes-barred caveman rape-a-thon" seems worth dying for...

Would you find it just as acceptable if it was you who was clubbed and dragged by the hair, so your anal cavity didn't fill up with dirt, and subjected to that no-holes-barred rape-a-thon? Why not? Why should gay men have to put up with a lot of shit to get laid?

You're completely history-illiterate, are you? You take your history "lessons" from the Flintstones and public toilet walls?

9/6/2015 7:46:35 AM
#1855048
KittyKaboom

Not sure if Poe or misogynist needledick.

Gonna go with needledick.

9/6/2015 8:12:01 AM
#1855071
SpukiKitty

Another rape site?!!!

And PUH-leeze do NOT sully the name of my favorite nut to snack on!

And neolithic humans were rather gender-egalitarian.

Since you think rape rocks, have a seat over there in that room with that really big guy. Bubba would really love to play with you.

9/6/2015 8:36:21 AM
#1855087
pyro

> You're completely history-illiterate, are you? You take your history "lessons" from the Flintstones and public toilet walls?

Oh, come on, don't insult Fred Flintstone! He might be a bit of a jerk, but he would never rape anyone.

Heck, didn't he and Wilma sleep in separate beds? Or was that another show?

9/6/2015 9:18:21 AM
#1855102


rape all the rocks you want .... sorry , misread.


9/6/2015 9:37:31 AM
#1855125
TimeToTurn

I was partially drunk when I read this, and I read the ending here as something like "There are only a few real men left, you can spot them, they are the ones who RAPE ROCKS." I'll still believe Mr. Pistachio rapes rocks and knows his sedimentary from his metamorphic even when I sober up. To think otherwise makes me sad that humans so exist.

EDIT: I see I'm not the only one who feels the men of Rapetown USA are into rocks. Thanks guys.

9/6/2015 10:44:38 AM
#1855131
EG

"Heck, didn't he and Wilma sleep in separate beds? Or was that another show?"

They did indeed. Which confused the heck out of eight-year old me when Wilma announced that she was pregnant with Pebbles...


9/6/2015 10:50:30 AM
#1855141


You know, cavemen also died of illnesses that are easy cake for med students. You can't have it all

9/6/2015 11:18:19 AM
#1855143


So, no problem if bubba rapes you? It's in his genes too

9/6/2015 11:19:58 AM
#1855150
Demon Duck of Doom

Can we declare war on Rapetoen USA like we did with Philosophy of Rape? I highly doubt Google would accept this if we reported it, but I don't know how.

9/6/2015 11:27:06 AM
#1855215
MyParentsJesusCantBeThisYandere

...this is a poe, right?

Rapetown USA is just an entire site full of poes, right? right?

9/6/2015 12:55:43 PM
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