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[–]nolasagne 458ポイント459ポイント  (209子コメント)

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U93BBNq5A64

[–]Zardif 434ポイント435ポイント  (105子コメント)

This is glorious. Does she even realize how ridiculous she is or is this all bullshit?

[–]CoffeeFox 258ポイント259ポイント  (97子コメント)

Is anyone really certain that people on the show aren't told to exaggerate or make things up to make it more entertaining?

[–]gonnaupvote3 213ポイント214ポイント  (34子コメント)

I have met women like this.

They think nice is weak... they want a strong man and a strong man tells them what to do.

They are usually idiots, and often pretty damaged

[–]milesunderground 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a theory that attractive women fall into a similar trap as child stars and the very rich-- basically, no one calls them on their bullshit most of the time. Between an "asshole" and the meek, they'll take an asshole every time.

Pretty much any of us would though. To quote Ferris Bueller, "You can't respect someone who is always kissing your ass."

[–]jward 61ポイント62ポイント  (12子コメント)

Nothing wrong with wanting a dominant partner. Just for fucks sakes, be honest and up front about it! Don't say you want someone who will defer to you and ask your opinion and then get upset because they do. If you want someone to order for you at dinner, tell you what to wear, and spank you if you burn the meat loaf then say so!

How hard is it for people to understand that if you want something, you ask for it?

[–]ionslyonzion 43ポイント44ポイント  (3子コメント)

You'd be surprised how many people are completely out of touch with themselves and couldn't put that into words.

[–]Red_Tannins 38ポイント39ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know I'm grateful that I touch myself everyday.

[–]nut-sack 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well if you cut that out, your Tannins might not get so red.

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep. Denials a bitch.

"I want this but I can't say I want this because that makes me weak/soft/sub/whatever."

No, it doesn't. It makes you honest. And a fuck of a lot more likely to get what you actually want from people.

[–]DiscoWizard383 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone recently said this to me:

"I don't understand what women want. They say they want a leader, so you make all the decisions and tell them what to do and then they complain that you aren't listening to them!"

He was divorced. It was messy.

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    [–]willmaster123 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I mean... I don't like people who are overly nice either. It DOES kind of show weakness, and I know I shouldn't care and that really it's just the testosterone talking, but I tend to respect people who aren't always nice, but instead firm.

    [–]vitriolic_amalgamati 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    women like that should subscribe to red pill and go man hunting there..

    [–]kane91z 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Someone should introduce her to dudes at /r/theredpill

    [–]reggaegotsoul 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Most women have at least a mild latent version of this. And for that matter, most men.

    [–]needs_a_mommy 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Why am I so backwards ;_;

    [–]countfenrir 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Because you don't have a mommy.

    [–]DevilsLittleChicken 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But daddy 2 said that was ok...

    [–]adorabletea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    TIL I am a rare jewel.

    [–]LysergicOracle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I dated a girl like this briefly. She said something like that once when I said I'd pay for her movie ticket and I just stopped dead in my tracks, looked at her, and said "Listen. If you want me to treat you like shit, I can do that. I'm more than capable of being an asshole. I'm nice to you because I like you, and that's what you do when you like somebody."

    Relationship ended a few weeks later and I've lost count of how many times she's tried to get back in touch with me since then.

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      [–]The_Bratheist 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

      There was a girl that posted on reddit about being on Judge Judy. She said the producer told her to interrupt if she needed to speak. We all know how Judge Judy feels about interrupting. Seems like they might bait them into stuff.

      [–]maineblackbear 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

      yes-- in fact, the producer tells the witnesses that "Judy is hard of hearing, to speak up and to interrupt her to make sure she understands your point." Oh, my God thats funny.

      [–]acog 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      On the other hand, she wasn't told to make stuff up or to emphasize parts of the story for extra drama. So there's that.

      [–]bcarlzson 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

      a good friend and former co-worker was on Judge Judy with his ex. He says going on that show is an ever bigger regret than marrying his crazy ex. I worked with him at a large company and of course somehow people found out. Even though he had a pretty high up position, anytime his name was brought up for business reasons someone would always go, "You mean Judge Judy?" That shit has to get old, fast.

      He didn't like talking about it so I never bring it up, he's at a different company now and married my best friends sister, hopefully nobody there knows he was on it.

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        [–]BP_Oil_Chill 67ポイント68ポイント  (38子コメント)

        I can't say I'm "certain", but I've seen people on reddit discuss this show and other shows like it and explain how much they are staged and manipulated and stuff. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if these two were both actors.

        [–]rprebel 109ポイント110ポイント  (16子コメント)

        That isn't true. I saw the same discussion (someone who had been on the show) and they were "manipulated" in that the producer would say something like "if you get cut off, keep talking". It's staged in that the courtroom is actually a set. Of course it's a set. It's a TV show. And how could they be actors? The people in the gallery are actors, but not the defendant/plaintiff. It may be a TV show, but it's still two people who decided to forego a trial and take it to arbitration.

        [–]The_Power_Of_Three 42ポイント43ポイント  (5子コメント)

        The people in the gallery are actors, but not the defendant/plaintiff.

        To be fair, though, they're not necessarily actors—they don't audtition or anything. It's just that unemployed aspiring actors are the ones who disproportionately show up to be paid audience members.

        [–]Shadowspace 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The clip is at 1:10 in the video, that's the funniest thing I've seen this month.

        [–]bdrop 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

        They are called extras. They are considered "actors" in the industry. Think about it, they are acting in the role of 'people in the courtroom.'

        [–]LanceFree 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        To be fair, though, they're not necessarily actors

        Just like Paulie Shore.

        [–]EVOSexyBeast 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Also, the people who come up on the court room, would try to make up something interesting to actually make it onto TV.

        [–]hobo_shinobi 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

        I used to work with two people who went on this show, well I worked with the wife and later hired the husband who was fired shortly after for reasons.

        They are most certainly encouraged to play it up for the camera but more often than not, at least in their case here, there is enough animosity to provide entertainment without the producers meddling.

        [–]indiemosh 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Wait, now I have to know! Was he lying or not!?

        [–]hobo_shinobi 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

        I'm not going to spill their personal business but she was far from innocent.

        [–]indiemosh 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        You're very honorable. I was just upset that the teaser cut off before the judge read the polygraph answer. I guess that's why it's a teaser...

        [–]Gyossaits 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

        And how could they be actors?

        A spanish court show called Caso Cerrado puts in actors as the litigants. The host admitted this in an interview.

        [–]bakaneko718 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        My parents watch this and I always said that it had to be bullshit because there is always some video footage of some shit going on.

        [–]lars5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Arbitration? The procedure, or lack of, on these shows make so much more sense now.

        [–]pirateninjamonkey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Arbitration where no one pays out money and they both get money regardless

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          [–]Fiddlebums 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

          He does look a bit like Wesley Snipes!

          [–]The_Jean_Genie 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          There was that AMA while ago from someone who went on the show, the producer did tell her to act a certain way like cutting off the judge but she didn't do it

          [–]betteroffwith28 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Yeah, I'm sure that there are many women and men with that same problem or even worse. But I'm fairly certaint they won't articulated it like that, that sounded staged

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            [–]themangodess 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

            I watch this show under the impression that they all had a deal to be there and maybe were told to exaggerate it. They're both getting paid.

            [–]Zardif 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

            If you appear on the show they pay the damages you incur. So your lawsuit is settled for a day of bullshit and a lifetime of ridicule.

            [–]w3bm3dic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Wasn't there a story that a bunch of college roommates made up a story just to go on TV and get a free trip to California?

            [–]Bobias 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Yeah, she is half smirking the entire time like there is some secret joke that only she, and maybe the husband, were in on.

            [–]DumDumPop 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

            My buddy has a couple friends from his college days who decided to try to get on Judge Judy to try for some easy cash and a trip. They came up with a bullshit story, actually made it to the set, and at some point they were going over details with a producer or someone. My friends buddies kept messing up the details and at one point the producer said something like "we don't care what the major details are, but you do need to agree somewhat on what really happened."

            They know people bullshit. Whether they encourage it or not is a whole other question. If I had to guess I'd say that there is a certain point in production where you roll with what you have, regardless.

            [–]reggaegotsoul 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            It's a public spotlight. You don't have to be told to play up anything.

            [–]aaaaaaaarrrrrgh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I am really certain that people on the show are told to exaggerate and make things up to make it more entertaining.

            (There was an AMA confirming this recently.)

            [–]GivesBeaversWood 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I know a producer of a court show. A lot of these are scripted, they pay people to come on the show. Not all of them, but a lot of them.

            [–]BegoneBygon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Well these are cases that get chosen to be offered the part because they're ridiculous or generally not worth small claims court.

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              [–]OathOfFeanor 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Judge - So the, "I love you" is too much for you?

              Defendant - It's not too much but you don't have to tell me, like, twice a week.

              Judge - So if I found you a brother that would run around on you, call you names, and smack you upside the head, you'd be in Heaven?

              Defendant - Naw, he don't have to call me names or smack me, but...

              She's a smart one...

              [–]Casemods 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              The latter

              [–]glberns 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              She almost broke character at 4:15.

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                [–]JustPressAye 61ポイント62ポイント  (11子コメント)

                That guy seems like the shit, I wanna be friends with him

                [–]DrunkPython 42ポイント43ポイント  (8子コメント)

                Don't lie you just want his 3am full course meal... i do.

                [–]DRACULA_WOLFMAN 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

                Yeah but i'm trying to lose weight, he'd make me fat.

                [–]gambit61 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

                But he don't care if you gain weight, he still loves you.

                [–]Drostafarian 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                See, that's the problem. The man's too nice.

                [–]Trewper- 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                And he'll compliment you and say you're looking better every day.

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                  [–]LookingForMod 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  He dont care how you look, just that you're happy.

                  [–]thats_a_risky_click 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  3am chilli ice soap?

                  [–]alpacafox 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Except you will have to live in constant fear of him hitting you because he's too nice.

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                    [–]omghahahas 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "I'm a teenage mother so I make my own babysitter - my daughter watches my other kids."

                    [–]thesama 53ポイント54ポイント  (53子コメント)

                    I think what we have here is a couple of comedians going on Divorce court for exposure. The situation described is farcical, and gives the judge a great opportunity to drive the comedy. It's a genius piece of performance art that plays of the "nice guys finish last" meme.

                    [–]blchpmnk 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    It could be real; kind of sounds like my ex. I've literally gotten in trouble for never swearing at her or grabbing her when angry. "You swear at other people but not at me". And this is why I've given up on dating.

                    [–]385856464184490 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Yea, I've literally had a girl text me "You're great, but you're too nice" FML. No FHerL. FEveryonesL. Fuck Life.

                    [–]jward 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The proper response to that is "If you want me to be mean you'll have to be ask very nicely, on your knees, and address me as Sir. Being a good girl means not being coy about your desires. I expect you to either be here in an hour ready to be honest, or to stop wasting my time."

                    Then you panic when she says she'll be right over and hope you can finish reading BDSM for Nice Guys before she shows up. I recommend reading it anyways in case you find yourself in a similar situation in the future. The TL/DR is you can be a dominant sadist without being an asshole and giving someone what they want isn't selfish if if that thing is to serve you.

                    [–]Princepurple1 16ポイント17ポイント  (45子コメント)

                    Nah they're just trashy people on a TV court show. You dont apply for the show, the show picks cases out of existing legal disputes. For them to be on the show he had to have been suing her already. I really doubt two comedians got together, created a real court case about a simple missing vehicle, with the intention of it being selected out of thousands of others to be on television. Please dont talk about things if you have no information, that's how bullshit spreads.

                    [–]BonzaiThePenguin 42ポイント43ポイント  (12子コメント)

                    Please dont talk about things if you have no information, that's how bullshit spreads.

                    ...you then immediately turned around and said you have no sources and haven't even bothered verifying your claims, and even the most trivial of Google searches would reveal that you have to apply to be on the show and have to already be divorced. They aren't even legal cases, they're binding arbitrations.

                    EDIT: Apparently you don't even need to be going through a divorce to be on the show, you just need some good headshots and a scintillating story when you apply on their website.

                    [–]tellmetostopplease 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/these-guys-made-up-a-fake-case-to-get-on-judge-judy

                    [–]thesama 3ポイント4ポイント  (11子コメント)

                    You're right, I don't know anything about Divorce Court. Just seemed the most plausible explanation for something "too stupid to be real", although they could have decided to take this angle after being selected for a nationally televised show.

                    [–]Grumpius_Maximus 2ポイント3ポイント  (11子コメント)

                    Source?

                    [–]LordFauntloroy 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    It's an application process, actually. /u/princepurple1 is just a bad at research.

                    [–]Grumpius_Maximus 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    He's also bad at defending himself, and providing sources for claimed info, and arguing with assholes.

                    [–]BonzaiThePenguin 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    He just openly admitted to me that he's the one deliberately spreading misinformation. What? Not sure why anyone would go through the trouble.

                    [–]Grumpius_Maximus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Must be a troll. I dabble in trolling here and there when im in a shitty mood, and he's playing par for the course.

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                      [–]Bonezmahone 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                      I guess its a fact that the shows don't create their own scenarios from time to time.

                      [–]Trewper- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Dude he was just throwing out an idea, he never said it was fact.

                      [–]BonzaiThePenguin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It's entirely possible that you're right. Divorce Court chooses from a list of applicants on their website based on headshots and the story you have to share, and they don't require you to be going through a divorce.

                      So these are real people sharing their stories, and definitely not deliberately scripted, but it's entirely possible for the couple to make it up for the TV exposure and for the casting director to select them for entertainment value and TV-readiness.

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                        [–]blue_strat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        1:10.

                        [–]PoltergeistJedi 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        This can't be real. Please tell me this is set-up.

                        [–]BabyNinjaJesus 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_hIvM7AiY

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoSr6ZG2UcU

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-24oncXkpQg

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32P4SGl4pvc

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZrRkD9Roms

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUwjtnrLPxs

                        [–]ell20 24ポイント25ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        This woman deserves to be with an abusive asshole.

                        [–]LordFauntloroy 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        I don't think real divorce court televised with commercial breaks and a little logo in the bottom corner. I think the show gets views by trolling gullible people who are quick to anger.

                        [–]zSneakyPetez 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        Who the fuck are you to tell me I'm quick to anger!?!

                        [–]zwind 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Do you want to fight me? I'll fight!

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                          [–]InflatableTomato 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          The sass

                          [–]load231 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Why are they always showing the security guard like he has any relevance?

                          [–]Blackers 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          oh ok, i'ts a comedy not a real thing

                          [–]Certainly_Not_Rape 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          What did I just watch?

                          I feel like she might be lacking a few brain cells.

                          Or maybe I am because I don't understand what I watched.

                          [–]ZooWap 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Such a great humble guy. That bitch is going to end up in the gutter some day. Hopefully, the guy ends up with a queen.

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                            [–]saltinado 911ポイント912ポイント  (37子コメント)

                            All she wanted was a little abuse every once in a while. She's not unreasonable, she wasn't going to demand broken bones or anything, maybe just some facial bruises.

                            [–]MahirSaggar[S] 575ポイント576ポイント  (19子コメント)

                            Hi Rihanna.

                            [–]trulyniceguy 49ポイント50ポイント  (5子コメント)

                            See Ray Rice did nothing wrong.

                            [–]bretstar[🍰] 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

                            SRS inbound.

                            [–]LookMaShadowban 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            No you have to go a little further than that. Something like:

                            It is only natural to abuse your wife occasionally. This asserts dominance which is necessary for mutual attraction.

                            [–]DoYouEvenHarlemShake 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Ahahahaha!

                            BREAD

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                              [–]EternalOptimist829 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

                              Negative excitement is better than being bored. Some people would rather be in trouble than be in nothing at all.

                              [–]ConfuzedAndDazed 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Ricky, a good father doesn't go to jail every year, OK?

                              [–]LoverOfPricklyPear 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              Content and stimulated = positive.

                              Bored = neutral

                              Negative excitement = .....negative

                              Bored is better in a basic, clear way. Just sayin.

                              Edit: I feel like a lot of people agree with what you said in your comment, but it just isn't healthy. You end up wasting your time on a crappy person because you think they are at least better than being bored, but you are in fact slowing yourself down on finding someone who can pick your life's beat up in a positive way. Don't stick with someone just so you have something to do to occupy your time. Find a hobby while you keep your eye open for an actual good catch!

                              [–]kane91z 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I'm glad you at least have some sense here. All the people saying otherwise are will be in the same boat with my friends in their late 30s who are still single or divorced.

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                                  [–]atom138 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  How is she supposed to sue him when he does nothing wrong? Why do you think she married him in the first place?

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                                    [–]kookyz 248ポイント249ポイント  (69子コメント)

                                    I actually know a couple who got divorced for this reason. He would do absolutely anything for here. She said that she could wake him up at 3 am and ask him if he'd go to the store and get her a candy bar and he'd get up and do it without complaint. After a few years, she said she could no longer respect a man who would routinely do such things and left him. She saw his obedience as a weakness which was a major turn-off.

                                    [–]TuxieD 129ポイント130ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                    After all the "men should threat their wives like a princess" conditioning has finally worked, it's time to switch the guy to some scumbag, who probably bangs her sister (and gets her preggers) and then runs off with some strip tease dancer.

                                    [–]murkyquirky 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    It almost as if there's a middle ground...

                                    [–]prawn108 96ポイント97ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                    It's almost like women don't really understand what they want. Huh.

                                    [–]Tatortot15 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    http://imgur.com/iHH3u1d

                                    [–]okapian 31ポイント32ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                    It's not unreasonable to want your partner to be your equal rather than a subservient lapdog.

                                    [–]Djaesthetic 51ポイント52ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                    Yeah, so don't ask them to do those things for you...?

                                    [–]CR2K15 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    This reminds me of White Men Can't Jump -

                                    See. if I'm thirsty.

                                    I don't want a glass of water.

                                    I want you to sympathize.

                                    I want you to say.

                                    ''Gloria. I. too. know what it feels like to be thirsty."

                                    [–]munk_e_man 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                    Your formatting for this post made me read it like that kid who has trouble breathing in Malcolm in the Middle.

                                    [–]FartasticBlast 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    It's as if women don't make sense.

                                    [–]alfonsoelsabio 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    What does this woman have to do with all women?

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                                      [–]cocoram 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      True, but then why would she ask things like that? Hoping he'll refuse her?

                                      [–]zeshakag1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      What if he's not doing it because he's scared of being single and is being submissive to keep you around, but actually because he thinks you, the individual, are worth it?

                                      [–]Debonaire 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      I am sure there is some sort of primal woman instinct that wants a strong man to protect her. It seems that they do these little tests to whittle away at our man-ness to see if they can get a glimpse of the cave man and see if we are up to snuff.

                                      [–]WhateverWasIThinking 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Ferris Beuller sums this up succinctly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSpFRNWmaFI

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                                        [–]lordwarhamma 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                        Reminds me of old 2pac

                                        [–]snotbag_pukebucket 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        If she wants a man that don't cook, clean, and or show any sort of affection then I...I think I found my perfect match.

                                        [–]53595 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Don't forget to hit her.

                                        [–]Fenzik 208ポイント209ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                        I'm surprised. With wearing his sunglasses indoors and all, I thought he looked kind of...

                                        Shady.

                                        [–]chewcok 174ポイント175ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                        He has glaucoma

                                        [–]IAmTheToastGod 22ポイント23ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                        But he's not the real shady

                                        [–]TheMoogy 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        You're saying he's some sort of lighter version of shady, say Slim Shady?

                                        [–]pescador7 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        I don't think he's really real slim shady though. Will the Real Slim Shady, please stand up?

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                                          [–]cruel_ant 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

                                          [–]Nixplosion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Fed up, old man, long hair wesley snipes

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                                            [–]slashy42 49ポイント50ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            Bitch I hit you all the time!

                                            ...

                                            I see what you did there...

                                            [–]Geolosopher 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Clever girl...

                                            raptor noises

                                            [–]Skootchy 140ポイント141ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            I remember this video. She said " He tells me he loves me like twice a week" which apparently was overbearing for her. And she tried to keep the car he paid for.

                                            Pussy pass denied bitch

                                            [–]GentlemenBehold 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            I could see this being some reverse-psychology trick where he confesses to beating her every night.

                                            [–]flipmosquad 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Too many people confuse drama for substance in a relationship.

                                            [–]PainMatrix 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                            http://i.imgur.com/QtaxKe7.gif

                                            [–]g18suppressed 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            "He would say 'i love you' and i would be waiting for the punch like the kick it was scary"

                                            OKAY

                                            [–]LegendarySpark 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                            I was left for pretty much this exact reason once. Well, I wasn't that good of a cook but I was "too nice" and it was "too exciting" to cheat on me.

                                            Like 3-6 months later, she messaged me like "Oh my god I just realized what I've done, will you please take me back?" It was happiest "FUUUUUCK YOU" I've ever sent.

                                            [–]Treebranch1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Dave Chappelle was right, "chivalry is dead and women killed it. "

                                            [–]challenge4 8ポイント9ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                            That does not look like court room appropriate clothing.

                                            [–]Chaynkill 31ポイント32ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                            It doesnt sound like a crime either

                                            [–]HorseAFC 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            reality tv for ya!

                                            [–]yousaidicould 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                            He's blind, so the fact that his outfit pretty much matches and isn't inside out is pretty good.

                                            [–]Skelzore 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            he's not actually blind, he has glaucoma.

                                            which is why she allowed him to wear it in the court.

                                            [–]FourArm 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            He's not blind. He has glaucoma.

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                                              [–]RouseHouse1013 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              That's why it's civil court.

                                              [–]the_hunted_1 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              He has glaucoma, so he was permitted to wear the sunglasses.

                                              [–]Malkav1379 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              It's day-time TV, they're overdressed.

                                              [–]TearsofLyys 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              https://media3.giphy.com/media/H1RcQWcN0dfyg/200_s.gif

                                              [–]iloveamericandsocanu 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I honestly think there is a thing such as being too nice.

                                              Your spouse or partner wants to be seen as an equal. Not something to be worshipped.

                                              [–]Douude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              One of my favorite episode to this day =D

                                              [–]kowalabearhugs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Should have been SHOENICE

                                              [–]GregGates21 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Those sunglasses weren't because of glaucoma... it was to hide his tears from a broken heart.

                                              [–]highpsitsi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              /r/niceguys

                                              [–]BFriday 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              No homo, but I wanna marry this guy. 2am and he is throwing down meatloaf and potatoes in the kitchen? Sign me up homie.

                                              [–]justforsongwriting 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              David Deida, in his book "The Way of the Superior Man", writes about the need for "polarity", or dynamic tension, between two people, in order for a strong attraction to exist. He refers to masculine & feminine energies - how they are different, but how they both must be present for strong attraction. In situations where they aren't present, the energy is neutralized and people become partners rather than lovers. If one partner wants that energy, and it's not present, they may end the relationship, or cheat, to find it.

                                              [–]tacos_pizza_beer 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                              It's just proof that women like drama. Drama is tied to emotion and emotion is what women run on. It doesn't matter if it's good or bad emotion. As long as there is emotion they will be turned on.

                                              [–]Debonaire 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Don't fear the downvotes for preaching the truth brother.

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                                                [–]moeburn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                People are paid $500 to go on this show. They just make shit up to get on TV and get $500.

                                                [–]Camc2000 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                That guy looks like he was probably dumped by his last girlfriend because he was kind of a dick. Now he doesn't know what to think

                                                [–]Pksayshey 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Watch the source, couldn't be farther from the truth.

                                                [–]RevWaldo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                The real problem wasn't that he was nice, the real problem was that he lied about it!

                                                [–]thisisalili 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                looks like that guy in the sports car from Speed

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