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[–]nolasagne 169ポイント170ポイント  (64子コメント)

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U93BBNq5A64

[–]Zardif 124ポイント125ポイント  (24子コメント)

This is glorious. Does she even realize how ridiculous she is or is this all bullshit?

[–]CoffeeFox 62ポイント63ポイント  (19子コメント)

Is anyone really certain that people on the show aren't told to exaggerate or make things up to make it more entertaining?

[–]BP_Oil_Chill 22ポイント23ポイント  (13子コメント)

I can't say I'm "certain", but I've seen people on reddit discuss this show and other shows like it and explain how much they are staged and manipulated and stuff. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if these two were both actors.

[–]Fiddlebums 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

He does look a bit like Wesley Snipes!

[–]Hawkman1701 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Some silly bitches always tryin' ta ice skate uphill."

[–]QuestionsEverythang 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's racist!

[–]Sixstringsmash 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude..... Don't be racist that's obviously Bob Marley.

[–]rprebel 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

That isn't true. I saw the same discussion (someone who had been on the show) and they were "manipulated" in that the producer would say something like "if you get cut off, keep talking". It's staged in that the courtroom is actually a set. Of course it's a set. It's a TV show. And how could they be actors? The people in the gallery are actors, but not the defendant/plaintiff. It may be a TV show, but it's still two people who decided to forego a trial and take it to arbitration.

[–]The_Jean_Genie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was that AMA while ago from someone who went on the show, the producer did tell her to act a certain way like cutting off the judge but she didn't do it

[–]SrsSteel -4ポイント-3ポイント  (6子コメント)

Towards the end she does start to make one decent argument.

[–]SuminderJi 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Did she? "I do comedy shows now because I made a babysitter but he can't because hes got a wife at home who he fed well and told her he loved her!"

Unless you're talking about the second part which I didn't watch.

[–]SrsSteel 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

She is saying he'd prioritize his work over her. While she did it herself it is a bad quality in him

[–]Kelmi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, she did say he was too nice by telling he lives her twice a week and cooking for her.

How can she say he was focusing on his work too much when he was focusing on her too much at the same time?

[–]giveitago 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh really, this trifling bitch needs to be the center of his world 24/7? You women are ridiculous.

[–]zSnakez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

idk just watched the whole thing and it was bullshit the whole way through. If anything the story of the case itself is the most interesting part, the whole story is just kind of insane, given if it is not completely made up, which it probably is.

[–]The_Bratheist 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

There was a girl that posted on reddit about being on Judge Judy. She said the producer told her to interrupt if she needed to speak. We all know how Judge Judy feels about interrupting. Seems like they might bait them into stuff.

[–]maineblackbear 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

yes-- in fact, the producer tells the witnesses that "Judy is hard of hearing, to speak up and to interrupt her to make sure she understands your point." Oh, my God thats funny.

[–]acog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

On the other hand, she wasn't told to make stuff up or to emphasize parts of the story for extra drama. So there's that.

[–]themangodess 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I watch this show under the impression that they all had a deal to be there and maybe were told to exaggerate it. They're both getting paid.

[–]Bobias 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, she is half smirking the entire time like there is some secret joke that only she, and maybe the husband, were in on.

[–]OathOfFeanor 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Judge - So the, "I love you" is too much for you?

Defendant - It's not too much but you don't have to tell me, like, twice a week.

Judge - So if I found you a brother that would run around on you, call you names, and smack you upside the head, you'd be in Heaven?

Defendant - Naw, he don't have to call me names or smack me, but...

She's a smart one...

[–]Casemods 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The latter

[–]probablyNOTtomclancy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You just described women.

[–]glberns 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She almost broke character at 4:15.

[–]JustPressAye 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

That guy seems like the shit, I wanna be friends with him

[–]DrunkPython 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't lie you just want his 3am full course meal... i do.

[–]DRACULA_WOLFMAN 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah but i'm trying to lose weight, he'd make me fat.

[–]gambit61 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But he don't care if you gain weight, he still loves you.

[–]thesama 27ポイント28ポイント  (25子コメント)

I think what we have here is a couple of comedians going on Divorce court for exposure. The situation described is farcical, and gives the judge a great opportunity to drive the comedy. It's a genius piece of performance art that plays of the "nice guys finish last" meme.

[–]Princepurple1 21ポイント22ポイント  (22子コメント)

Nah they're just trashy people on a TV court show. You dont apply for the show, the show picks cases out of existing legal disputes. For them to be on the show he had to have been suing her already. I really doubt two comedians got together, created a real court case about a simple missing vehicle, with the intention of it being selected out of thousands of others to be on television. Please dont talk about things if you have no information, that's how bullshit spreads.

[–]thesama 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

You're right, I don't know anything about Divorce Court. Just seemed the most plausible explanation for something "too stupid to be real", although they could have decided to take this angle after being selected for a nationally televised show.

[–]Princepurple1 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (6子コメント)

I still doubt it. She seems like a legitmate moron. Either she's the greatest performance actor alive or this is just a real and typical thing to happen. Black women have this opinion of relationships far more often than you'd expect. It's actually a bit of a problem in the culture.

[–]thesama 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

Just seems a little too convenient that they're both comedians, and this is theatrical comedy that plays into commonly held stereotypes (as most theatrical comedies do). I'm not saying "This is 100% fake", I just wanted to point out a possibility here. Please notice in my original post i said "I think", therefore alluding that I have no facts to back this up. All I know is my personal experience working with comedians for a couple years (was trying to break into the scene, farthest I got was opening a couple times for some local big names). Probably tempered by the fact that I'm currently teaching my nine year old daughter not to take everything she sees in the media (internet included) at face value.

[–]LordFauntloroy 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

/u/princepurple1 is an idiot. You do apply to the show. The application is on their website, which talks about how you should "See if Judge Lynn can reignite the flame."

[–]Princepurple1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently this show also has an application. Name calling is certainly called for. I got my information off of Judge Judy. This user is right that Divorce Court apparently also fields applications. He is also a twat, while we're being dicks needlessly.

[–]Princepurple1 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I believe you're honestly just taking a stab and think you see foul play, but you're just looking for holes so of course you do.

[–]LordFauntloroy 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don[']t apply for the show, the show picks cases out of existing legal disputes. For them to be on the show he had to have been suing her already

http://divorcecourt.com/be-on-the-show/

Please don[']t talk about things if you have no information, that's how bullshit spreads.

Black women have this opinion of relationships far more often than you'd expect. It's actually a bit of a problem in the culture.

http://28sherman.blogspot.com/2013/09/theory-on-low-white-male-black-female.html?m=1

The pairing with the lowest divorce rate is the white male-black female pairing. It's shockingly out of step with all others.

I'm feel it's been said in a different light already, but please don't correct people on things you know nothing about, and use apostrophes. Also, racism isn't cool.

[–]Princepurple1 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently you can also apply, TIL. Still dont think this is some kind of comedy conspiracy or scripted.

[–]tellmetostopplease 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/these-guys-made-up-a-fake-case-to-get-on-judge-judy

[–]Princepurple1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That article clearly states that they were selected out of other cases and that they made their fake case outlandish so it would be chosen. One of those guys even did an AMA on it. It wasnt scripted or faked by the show, they just made a real lawsuit wild enough that they knew TV would want it. The case from the above video is a simple missing vehicle and clearly not a similar situation.

[–]BonzaiThePenguin 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Please dont talk about things if you have no information, that's how bullshit spreads.

...you then immediately turned around and said you have no sources and haven't even bothered verifying your claims, and even the most trivial of Google searches would reveal that you have to apply to be on the show and have to already be divorced. They aren't even legal cases, they're binding arbitrations.

EDIT: Apparently you don't even need to be going through a divorce to be on the show, you just need some good headshots and a scintillating story when you apply on their website.

[–]Princepurple1 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Arbitrations pulled from local court cases. Everyone knows the arbitration part it's even a common TIL.

[–]BonzaiThePenguin 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's pulled from the list of applicants to the show and does not require you to be in a legal case. Maybe do some research instead of spreading bullshit?

Divorce Court is a bit of a non-traditional court show. You don’t need to be divorced to go on the show, just in a dispute that you would like resolved.

[–]Princepurple1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ive already stated I was wrong in assuming this show was done like the others. I appreciate your bitchiness though. Really shows how much you arent seething at all.

[–]Grumpius_Maximus -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

Source?

[–]Princepurple1 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's how every single court show works and it's well documented. I didn't just read this somewhere so I have no direct source to pull up. Almost all of these shows are produced by Judge Judy or the company she works for and they all work the same way. You can feel free to google it yourself, though.

[–]Grumpius_Maximus -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you didn't just read it somewhere then how do you know? You knw judge judy personally?

[–]Princepurple1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As in I didn't read it just now. I was under the impression this was household knowledge. Guess I watch too much court TV if I'm assuming everyone knows about it. Again though if you are interested feel free to look into it in your own time. You can be snarky all you want but Im just not interested enough to pull up sources for you. If you believe me, cool, if not, look into it on your own. Not everyone online is responsible for holding your hand through google.

[–]Bonezmahone -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

I guess its a fact that the shows don't create their own scenarios from time to time.

[–]Princepurple1 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

It is, actually. They just don't have to make anything up. I'll always laugh at the conspiracies where the entire plot is created just so the people involved have to work harder. The fact is there are a million trashy douchebags suing each other over petty nonsense because that's what trashy douchebags in America do. The show doesnt have to create story lines because its not worth the risk of being called fake in the public. There's literally no reason to fake it, it would be stupid, cost more to hire writers and actors, increase the show's likelihood of being attacked, and help nothing as far as ratings or content.

[–]Bonezmahone -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

wow, so numerous court shows and not one of them has EVER scripted at least one scene. Good to know. Can you cite any of this information?

[–]Princepurple1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you name a reason they would script it? Also, I didn't just google this all so I dont have a site open or anything if you want to read more you can google it for yourself. You seem to know how a computer works so I trust you can do this if you didnt already know this stuff.

[–]blchpmnk 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

It could be real; kind of sounds like my ex. I've literally gotten in trouble for never swearing at her or grabbing her when angry. "You swear at other people but not at me". And this is why I've given up on dating.

[–]385856464184490 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea, I've literally had a girl text me "You're great, but you're too nice" FML. No FHerL. FEveryonesL. Fuck Life.

[–]ell20 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

This woman deserves to be with an abusive asshole.

[–]LordFauntloroy 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think real divorce court televised with commercial breaks and a little logo in the bottom corner. I think the show gets views by trolling gullible people who are quick to anger.

[–]h35grga 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This woman doesn't want to be with a 40 year old hack comedian anymore, I hope someone abuses her.

[–]zSneakyPetez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the fuck are you to tell me I'm quick to anger!?!

[–]PoltergeistJedi 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This can't be real. Please tell me this is set-up.

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_hIvM7AiY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoSr6ZG2UcU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-24oncXkpQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32P4SGl4pvc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZrRkD9Roms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUwjtnrLPxs

[–]omghahahas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'm a teenage mother so I make my own babysitter - my daughter watches my other kids."

[–]ZooWap 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Such a great humble guy. That bitch is going to end up in the gutter some day. Hopefully, the guy ends up with a queen.

[–]Blackers 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh ok, i'ts a comedy not a real thing

[–]saltinado 297ポイント298ポイント  (5子コメント)

All she wanted was a little abuse every once in a while. She's not unreasonable, she wasn't going to demand broken bones or anything, maybe just some facial bruises.

[–]MahirSaggar[S] 174ポイント175ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hi Rihanna.

[–]trulyniceguy 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

See Ray Rice did nothing wrong.

[–]EternalOptimist829 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Negative excitement is better than being bored. Some people would rather be in trouble than be in nothing at all.

[–]Fenzik 83ポイント84ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'm surprised. With wearing his sunglasses indoors and all, I thought he looked kind of...

Shady.

[–]chewcok 82ポイント83ポイント  (1子コメント)

He has glaucoma

[–]IAmTheToastGod 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

But he's not the real shady

[–]TheMoogy 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're saying he's some sort of lighter version of shady, say Slim Shady?

[–]pescador7 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think he's really real slim shady though. Will the Real Slim Shady, please stand up?

[–]yousaidicould 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not to ruin the joke or anything for you two crazy kids, but he's blind.

[–]jmhalder 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Says glaucoma in the video.

[–]assassin10 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is he? In the video they said he had Glaucoma and that the lights bothered him.

[–]cruel_ant 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]YouDontKnowMeOkayyy -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like lil jon

[–]kookyz 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

I actually know a couple who got divorced for this reason. He would do absolutely anything for here. She said that she could wake him up at 3 am and ask him if he'd go to the store and get her a candy bar and he'd get up and do it without complaint. After a few years, she said she could no longer respect a man who would routinely do such things and left him. She saw his obedience as a weakness which was a major turn-off.

[–]TuxieD 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

After all the "men should threat their wives like a princess" conditioning has finally worked, it's time to switch to guy to some scumbag, who probably bangs her sister (and gets her preggers) and then runs off with some strip tease dancer.

[–]prawn108 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's almost like women don't really understand what they want. Huh.

[–]Tatortot15 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://imgur.com/iHH3u1d

[–]Skootchy 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember this video. She said " He tells me he loves me like twice a week" which apparently was overbearing for her. And she tried to keep the car he paid for.

Pussy pass denied bitch

[–]slashy42 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bitch I hit you all the time!

...

I see what you did there...

[–]lordwarhamma 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of old 2pac

[–]snotbag_pukebucket 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

If she wants a man that don't cook, clean, and or show any sort of affection then I...I think I found my perfect match.

[–]PainMatrix 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/QtaxKe7.gif

[–]justforsongwriting 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

David Deida, in his book "The Way of the Superior Man", writes about the need for "polarity", or dynamic tension, between two people, in order for a strong attraction to exist. He refers to masculine & feminine energies - how they are different, but how they both must be present for strong attraction. In situations where they aren't present, the energy is neutralized and people become partners rather than lovers. If one partner wants that energy, and it's not present, they may end the relationship, or cheat, to find it.

[–]GentlemenBehold 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I could see this being some reverse-psychology trick where he confesses to beating her every night.

[–]Douude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of my favorite episode to this day =D

[–]challenge4 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

That does not look like court room appropriate clothing.

[–]Chaynkill 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

It doesnt sound like a crime either

[–]HorseAFC 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

reality tv for ya!

[–]yousaidicould 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

He's blind, so the fact that his outfit pretty much matches and isn't inside out is pretty good.

[–]Skelzore 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

he's not actually blind, he has glaucoma.

which is why she allowed him to wear it in the court.

[–]FourArm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not blind. He has glaucoma.

[–]MortalitySalient -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glaucoma =/= blind

[–]the_hunted_1 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has glaucoma, so he was permitted to wear the sunglasses.

[–]Camc2000 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That guy looks like he was probably dumped by his last girlfriend because he was kind of a dick. Now he doesn't know what to think

[–]Pksayshey 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watch the source, couldn't be farther from the truth.

[–]TearsofLyys -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://media3.giphy.com/media/H1RcQWcN0dfyg/200_s.gif

[–]Pussbubblinganalwart 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me irl

[–]IN547148L3 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can't win

[–]tacos_pizza_beer -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's just proof that women like drama. Drama is tied to emotion and emotion is what women run on. It doesn't matter if it's good or bad emotion. As long as there is emotion they will be turned on.