My wife refuses to do anal sex or threesomes, but i know she did it a few times in college. When i ask her why she won't do it with me, she says that those few times she did it made her realize that she didn't like it. That is just her hamstering away her real reasons which is Chad's alpha ways made her more adventerous, while she just sees me as the beta orbiter/provider. I realized i have to alpha my way into anal and threesomes with my OWN WIFE.

So she texted me yesterday that she was at the grocery store and asked if i needed anything.

Her: I'm at Dierberg's. Do you need anything? Me: Can you pick up some deli roast beef? Her: Sure, anything else? Me: Yes, maybe some anal sex. With Tina watching? Her: what the fuck is your problem?

So she gets home and doesn't speak to me for the rest of the evening. NO problem, i just respond with amused mastery and sleep peacefully on the couch.

A few days later, we are eating dinner, and the the toddler starts choking on a strawberry. My wife jumps up to perform the hiemlich maneuver and shit tests me by asking me to help get the toddler out of the high chair. I respond with "look, you need to help me out with some anal sex". I held frame and didn't budge. Before any of you get all judgey, my wife is a nurse and handles these situations daily.

Wife was super pissed off about that and shittestd me for 3 weeks, threatening divorce, selling a bunch of stuff at a garage sale, and didn't talk me except for the most necessary of things, which i of course responded with my desire for anal and threesomes. Held Frame Throughout!

2 nights go, i went full Alpha. She just needed me to show her real dominance and those panties would drop like they did for Chad in college. I came into our bedroom ( i've been sleeping on the couch in show of Amused Mastery) and started pulling down her pants. SHe tells me to fuck off and pushes me away. Another shit test on her part. I push her down and yank off her pants, she starts screaming at me to get off. Before she kicks me in the sack, i manage to get a few playful swats on her bare ass. Dominance shown!

I go back to the couch, and the next morning, all her stuff and the toddler's stuff is gone. Car is gone. Man, she was ramping up the shit test big time. Then I'm at work and this cop shows up. She took out a restraining order against me, and served me with divorce papers.

After work, like the captain i am, i go back to the house to sort this out with m first mate. She tells me to get off the property. Of course, i refuse because this bitch isn't gonna out alpha me. So i just stay sitting in the driveway. THen the cops show up, and now i am getting divorce raped in feminazi court! I got arrested for domestic battery and violation of an order of protection and spent 1 week in jail because of FEMINISM. But there was this hottie correctional officer that made eye contact with me during the body cavity check, so even in an orange jumpsuit, I can alpha my way into sweet pussy.