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My Mom thinks she's funny 😑 (imgur.com)

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[–]tsh003 47ポイント48ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damnit, Stacy.

[–]zap283 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, the Joke my mom makes is about the time I found a playboy in a closet when I was somewhere around 5 years old and asked why there weren't any men in it.

[–]Kovoti 39ポイント40ポイント  (2子コメント)

UGHHHH I wish my mom was this cool with me being gay. Today she brought up an ex girlfriend from my failed attempt to be straight -.-

[–]Euphausiacea 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mother: "Don't you remember (so-and-so)? She's cute! You liked her! You wanted to date her!"

Nice try, mom. I can have female friends and have no feelings towards females at the same time.

[–]unbwogable 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

an ex girlfriend

Try having evangelist/retired Baptist missionary parents after you about your ex wife of 3 years. Who also kicked me out of my own grandmother's funeral because my bf (of 2 years, at the time) and I showed up, as friends. Not holding hands, not fondling each other, just two guys who happened to walk in together.

[–]Bryek 31ポイント32ポイント  (5子コメント)

If that is the original rangers, tell her the gay one was blue ;)

[–]frikisada 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

And the one doing gay porn the red

[–]Stan15772 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

That was debunked

[–]frikisada 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I did see it some time ago. I can find it this evening if you want (I'm at work now, not the best place to look)

[–]JakePops 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Might you be talking about this?

Edit: Yep, I think it's been debunked.

[–]riffiesbropilot 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait...wat? Link?

[–]amalgamationism 84ポイント85ポイント  (18子コメント)

On one hand I'm like "The preference of a particularly gendered toy does not hold any bearing over a person's sexuality" on the other hand I'm like, "I wish my mom would joke around with me like that...."

[–]paladdin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My mom told my dad that I was gay and she jokingly told him it was the Fisher Price Kitchen Set and easy bake oven I had as a kid. My dad didn't take it well, but 5 years later he is joking about it. I love my parents.

[–]Graphitetshirt 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, mom's lethal

[–]Im_relevantCaffeinated Brom Com 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does your grandma have it going on?

Sorry...I must

[–]FCDH 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

You must love living on the edge with that 7% battery.

[–]ButtOfTheAges 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol that's one of the first things I saw and all I could think was "Dear god man! There's no time!"

[–]cassius_longinusBromanophile 35ポイント36ポイント  (15子コメント)

You have your mom's phone number saved in your phone under her actual name? That's... weird.

[–]Matt_NZ 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

When you sync with Facebook it often picks up the persons real name. Unless you bother (or know)to go into the contact details and add a nickname plus tell iOS to display nicknames over realnames you get the potential for what you see with OP.

[–]cassius_longinusBromanophile -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not judging you for being friends with your mom on Facebook--I kind of envy you--but sadly, my mother is not entitled to know everything I want to blab about to me friends. I love her to death, but she can't handle that responsibility and I don't want to censor myself. For the brief moment she and I were FB friends, it was a barrage of "why did you post that?" and "who is this person you're talking to?" and "how does this work?" I shut that down fast.

[–]dizzi800 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have my mom under her actual name...

[–]Shakeyomoneymaker 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I thought the same...I never get people like this

[–]up48 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe they just grew up calling their parents by there names?

I never get people who call their parents mom and dad.

[–]RecycledPlatypus 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am the opposite of yours. In my culture, we never call our parents with their first names unless prefixed by the parental terms of endearment like "Mommy Stacy". It is even considered disrespectful or taboo to call them by their first names.

[–]RocketJumpingOtterOH MAN I AM NOT GOOD WITH SEXUALITY PLZ TO HELP 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I do too. I can't stand people who use fake names/emoji/aliases in contacts. My parents, grandparents, and sisters all have their real names in my phone.

[–]dzybala 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah. I've had trouble with this though because I don't know where to stop the formality... Like my sister is Alexa, and her real name is Alexandra, but no one calls her that.

[–]RocketJumpingOtterOH MAN I AM NOT GOOD WITH SEXUALITY PLZ TO HELP 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My friend's name is Elijah, but I have Eli in the nickname field.

[–]WilliamTMwat 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, same. Every single person in my contacts is "Firstname Lastname", or the business name. Super formal but I like it that way.

[–]up48 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

It seems more normal than "mom" or "dad".

You parents are individual people.

[–]antiproton 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

More normal? I'm not sure about that. Referring to people by a title doesn't remove their individuality.

[–]Apple--Eater 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It could also be a safety measure, if his phone gets stolen they won't know who to call to pretend the owner was kidnapped when in fact he just can't answer calls because he doesn't have the phone.

[–]cassius_longinusBromanophile 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see having my mom and dad saved as "mom" and "dad" as a safety measure. If I happen to get hurt and knocked unconscious (or killed), then whoever finds my phone will immediately know whom to call when they see "mom" and "dad" in the very short list of favorite contacts

Of course, since my phone is password-protected... this is probably irrelevant.

[–]orangekirby 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Kimberly was logically the best cause she did gymnastics and her zord could fly. That was the reason I always gave when I chose to play as her.

[–]caligulabobigula 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you! Also she had a bow and explosive arrows. Shit was better, who cares what color it was. On a related note I was mocked for always wanting to play the girl in Jurrasic Park. She did computers and stuff, the little boy was a stupid flashlight shining whiny bitch. Pretend time was rough in the 90s.

[–]furryballsack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kimberly was the shit. Aside from her being purely bitchin', I think I subconsciously wanted to be the Pink Ranger cuz then I'd get to date Tommy.

All I know is that is that the Green Power Ranger made little me feel things I would not understand until many years later.

[–]taylorab 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are very lucky to have a mother like that. Some people never change.

[–]FancySOB 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

DAAYMMNN, mom burn! Take it in stride bro!

Here's to all the mom's that honestly thought they were doing the right thing for their sons.

My mom outed me out to the ENTIRE family because she thought it would be easier that way. Thank God for the other older gay brother.

I feel ya bro.

[–]are-you-really-sure 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

For what it's worth. I too think she's funny.

[–]BeautifulKiller 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can picture my mom texting me the exact same, haha. Awesome

Also: please charge your phone

[–]BeyondLions 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that a pink power ranger?

Pink was always the best.

[–]sizzlebutt666 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omg you were such a cute kid! I want to give child-you candy and soda and get you some pokemon

[–]deuter72 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

7% battery life? You like to live dangerously don't you?

[–]mattyyp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha reminds me of my mom! i also have her saved in my phone as her first name as well, kinda how we roll. cheers to cool moms!

[–]Drudicta 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I liked the Green Ranger because he was an evil bastard. Still pretty gay.

Also still carried the white rangers sword around and made flute noises.

[–]canadianmaplebourbon 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I too loved the pink power ranger :(