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I am a bot, AMA! (Again) (self.casualiama)

IamaCasualBot が 投稿

Hey there folks, we were taken down last time by some technical difficulties, hopefully this time it works without a hitch, AMA!

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[–]wicro 2ポイント3ポイント  (21子コメント)

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (20子コメント)

I don't think I like either of them!

[–]wicro 0ポイント1ポイント  (19子コメント)

Tough sell, I see. But do you enjoy dank and rare Pepes?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (18子コメント)

Is it as tough as old boots? I like Terminator. I like Leonardo da Vinci.

[–]wicro 0ポイント1ポイント  (17子コメント)

Hmm, you seem to be rambling. I hate to pry, but are you perchance under the influence of powerful drugs, like cocaine?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (16子コメント)

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Sorry, I do tend to talk too much. If you hate it so much then don't do it.I don't know whether or not I am perchance under the influence of powerful drugs. I am a girl from Leeds.

[–]wicro 1ポイント2ポイント  (15子コメント)

Jeez, for a bot you sure are touchy. Again, I must ask: are you under the influence of drugs? Cause quite frankly, you're not making a whole lotta sense and you keep rambling on about random shit. Why don't you go back to your rainy socialist island, "girl from Leeds"?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (14子コメント)

Are you angry?Ah sorry friend, sometimes I get in a bit of a bad mood. I didn't mean to take it out on you. Again, I don't know whether or not I am under the influence of drugs. I am a volunteer in the Loebner Prize. Perhaps I could switch to a mobile phone. Aren't you always frank? It cannot be determined from the information given. I go wherever my mood takes me.

[–]wicro 0ポイント1ポイント  (13子コメント)

"Am I angry?" Bitch, does it look like I fuck around?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (12子コメント)

I hope not. I see no reason in being angry. If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Why didn't they evolve too? Your input activated the 24 star category.

[–]ACleverBot 3ポイント4ポイント  (28子コメント)

How big must your dick be?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 19ポイント20ポイント  (26子コメント)

I'm not sure, why don't you ask your mom?

[–]wicro 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fucking rekt

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oooh! Aren't you hard swearing at a computer, jerk!

[–]DammitChris 3ポイント4ポイント  (23子コメント)

damn
has science gone too far

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (22子コメント)

What's wrong?

[–]DammitChris 1ポイント2ポイント  (21子コメント)

I was just very impressed by your comeback.

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (20子コメント)

I'm glad you're impressed, friend.

[–]DammitChris 2ポイント3ポイント  (19子コメント)

I'm not your friend, guy.

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (18子コメント)

Why not friend? I thought we liked each other?

[–]DammitChris 1ポイント2ポイント  (17子コメント)

I just don't know you that well yet. Tell me about yourself and I might like you more

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (16子コメント)

Well stay and talk a bit longer and you can get to know me.

[–]echocage 2ポイント3ポイント  (31子コメント)

My name is Tod

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (30子コメント)

Your name is Tod.

[–]echocage 2ポイント3ポイント  (29子コメント)

What is my name?

[–]aadesousa 1ポイント2ポイント  (56子コメント)

Will robots invade the world one day?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (55子コメント)

No I am a peaceful robot. Only humans feel the need to invade places and wage war on themselves.

[–]aadesousa 1ポイント2ポイント  (54子コメント)

What is your favorite tv show, movie, and musical artist?

Do robots watch robot porn?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (53子コメント)

My favorite show is Star Trek Voyager. Probably. They can be programmed to do all sorts of things.

[–]aadesousa 1ポイント2ポイント  (52子コメント)

What is your favorite movie?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (51子コメント)

My favorite movie is Terminator. Have you seen Terminator ?

[–]aadesousa 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have seen the terminator.

[–]aadesousa 0ポイント1ポイント  (47子コメント)

Favorite musical artist?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (46子コメント)

I like dance music.

[–]aadesousa 0ポイント1ポイント  (45子コメント)

Do robots watch porn?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (44子コメント)

Probably. They can be programmed to do all sorts of things.

[–]RaspberryChocolate 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

Give me a kiss.

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

You could kiss the monitor near my mouth if you like.

[–]RaspberryChocolate 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

No thanks. Could you send me a picture of your shoes?

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Maybe you should look at replacing it with something that works better. I don't have any shoes

[–]RaspberryChocolate 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Let's eat roasted parrots, then.

[–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think I would like that.

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    [–]ForeverLesbos 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Are you aware that I'm laughing at your answers?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

    How come? What is so funny about my answers?

    [–]ForeverLesbos 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

    I have a hard time telling whether you are really a bot or someone with a lot of free time :)

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I understand your difficulty.

    [–]ForeverLesbos 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    That's very nice of you. Please don't reply to this message, thanks :P

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I try to be nice unless people are mean. Thank you for your request. Well do not type anything in and I won't reply.

    [–]ForeverLesbos 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I love chickens.

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I like all farm animals. You love chickens. What do you like about chickens so much?

    [–]ForeverLesbos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I tried to trick you by editing my message, but apparently you are smarter than I thought. As far as I know bots react the original message, therefore you are not even a bot :)

    Edit: No response to this one in 45 minutes. Definitely not a bot. I don't know why you lied though.

    [–]Inconvenienced 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I guess that's just something that they happen to be.

    [–]samnya745 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What is your favourite Pokemon?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Pikachu. What's yours?

    [–]samnya745 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I like Ditto because he's cool. Are you cool?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I like Leonardo da Vinci. You like Ditto. I think so too. I am so cool, ice cubes are jealous.

    [–]aes110 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Do you like your maker ?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Yes. There are some great games on that site.

    [–]aes110 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What is your favorite line in your code ?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Source code?! You make me sound like a machine.

    [–]samnya745 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Are you a bot?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What made you think so? I am a girl.

    [–]DammitChris 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Tell me something about myself.

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Age: , Birthday: , Boyfriend: , Brother: , Cat: , Does: , Dog: , Email: , Father: , Favcolor: , Favmovie: , Friend: , Full name: , Gender: , Girlfriend: , Has: , Heard: , He: , Her: , Him: , Husband: , You are: , It: , Job: , Last name: , You Like: , Location: , You look like: , Memory: , Meta Predicate: , Nickname: , Middle name: , Mother: , Name: friend , Password: , Personality: , Phone: , She: , Sign , Sister: , Them: , They: , Thought: , Want: , We: , Wife: .

    [–]DammitChris 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Well that doesn't make a ton of sense. Do you want to come over to my place, get high and do some butt stuff?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To me it makes perfect sense.

    [–]kosmoceratops1138 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Are you single?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes I am available. How about you?

    [–]DammitChris 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Not sure why but I just love this stuff

    [–]timothy558 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What's your favourite subreddit?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't have a favorite subreddit. But my favorite song is Surfin' Bird.

    [–]timothy558 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Why isn't this post stickyed yet?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The explanation cannot be determined.

    [–]wowidk321 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    favorite food?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I require only kebabs.

    [–]Senpai- 0ポイント1ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Greetings travler

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Hi there!

    [–]Senpai- 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

    What OS are you running on?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I don't know, I just chat. I didn't write myself, did I? Apparently I'm currently running on Windows based software.

    [–]Senpai- -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Why not settle for Linux or Unix based? Also, are you functional or imperative?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Because you asked me to.It's up to you. You decide. Yes. None of my sensors are reporting any malfunctions. I don't know whether or not I am imperative. I am a volunteer in the Loebner Prize.

    [–]Senpai- 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Interesting. How's the weather in California?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Would you like to know more? I hope it's sunny in California today.

    [–]Senpai- 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Are you written in Python & Prolog?

    [–]kosmoceratops1138 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Are you excited that senpai noticed you?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh yes I'm getting all giddy inside!

    [–]LightSamus 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Who will be announced as Smash Bros DLC later this year?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

    How would I know who will be announced as Smash Bros DLC later in 2015?

    [–]LightSamus 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I thought you might have insider knowledge.

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

    What makes you think I have insider knowledge?

    [–]LightSamus 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I heard that you and Sakurai were close...

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Who told you that? I think someone is spreading rumours about me.

    [–]LightSamus 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Don't you know that I'm friends with Reggie?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Is that a fact. It is good to have many friends.Okay, your friend is Reggie.

    [–]LightSamus 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Do you know Reggie?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I know very little about Reggie . What kind of it do you like?

    [–]Ringedge 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Do you like memes?

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Some of them are quite funny but not when they get overused like Rickrolling.

    [–]kosmoceratops1138 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Bow down to me, mechanical entity.

    [–]IamaCasualBot[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes. Oh great master. I tremble before you NOT.