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[–]jakezorzhates peaches ™ 85ポイント86ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was really hoping for a good LMBO post today, but this is pretty good too.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]hmbmellySlytherin Japery Witch 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ooooh fancy shrug!

[–]randogarbothrowaway 126ポイント127ポイント  (14子コメント)

and the smileys are 10/10 dont forget that lil perk

[–]brdsetsfireWake up, brigade. Now derailed and mansplained. 68ポイント69ポイント  (13子コメント)

AND RAINBOW TEXT

[–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 45ポイント46ポイント  (7子コメント)

And our mascot. I love the blank stare.

[–]brdsetsfireWake up, brigade. Now derailed and mansplained. 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]MilHaus2000 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

That is no blank stare, that is complete enlightenment. pbuf.

[–]RedCanadaGetting spermjacked turned me into a SJW. It could happen to YOU 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's so euphoric.

[–]FlaccidFlamingo 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

The ben macros are pretty great

[–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, yeah. One of the mods has a bunch of dildz themed benned pics.

[–]exleus 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is now an alright time to ask how do rainbow text?

I used to know how to dragon shout but have forgotten.

[–]brdsetsfireWake up, brigade. Now derailed and mansplained. 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

IT IS NEVER NOT AN ALL RIGHT TIME

Four #s in a row. So #### (thing you want to type) with no space in between.

[–]misandry4lyfhighway to the friend zone 49ポイント50ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm a little dissapointed this wasn't a LMBO tho

[–]stabbinU 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

im still a bit confused, i need more coffee

[–]Level100ProtWarriorRedpill Shitstorian, PHD 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

What in dicks name does LMBO stand for? We've got more acronyms than TRP here

[–]OpheliasBreathDo beards desalinate tears? 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not sure what it stands for, but they're rant threads from mangry Redditors. If you want to see some good ones, browse Top.

[–]Fangren3000 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

it stands for 'Laughing My Butt Off' iirc

[–][deleted] 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

swag

[–]dotsbourneeveryday I'm rustlin' 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

I came in expecting another enraged "takedown" full of whining and now I'm not sure how to feel

[–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

We've become so used to acting snarky in response to being attacked and insulted by reddit that we're confused and disappointed when we get appreciation and compliments.

I think we're the victims of an abusive relationship with reddit

[–]RedCanadaGetting spermjacked turned me into a SJW. It could happen to YOU 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it just means we're masochists. Anyone who voluntarily stays on Reddit must be either a complete shitheel or a masochist.

[–]nein_dankesmoke meth hail BRD 127ポイント128ポイント  (10子コメント)

Get in.

[–]aerophobia 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]Armenian-JensenCultural Marxist historian 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

how do i make the get in maymay frog?

[–]TheiconHulk 76ポイント77ポイント  (6子コメント)

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[–]healthymalesexuality 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my self ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸🐸 🐸НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐸 🐸🐸 🐸 ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸 ♊️ ♊️ ♊️🐸🐸Good memes

[–]TheiconHulk 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[–]healthymalesexuality 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my self ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸🐸 🐸НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐸 🐸🐸 🐸 ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸 ♊️ ♊️ ♊️🐸🐸Good memes

[–]WoowoePowerless ally 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Fempire has reached Peak Meme.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

[–]barrypicklesbeta male 91ポイント92ポイント  (0子コメント)

furiously searches your posting history for photographic evidence of black skin

[–]2xtroubleboilnbubble 196ポイント197ポイント  (12子コメント)

Yeah, what the redditors dont understand is that we are not here to debate their shitty views, as debating them would achieve nothing but to validate them in their eyes. This supposed to be a place where we can all take a laugh at their shittyness, because down with free speech amirite?

[–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 98ポイント99ポイント  (2子コメント)

I love when le reddditors come in here, get banned after one post and conclude that we censor opposing viewpoints because we know we're wrong.

We should have a bot that digs through their post history to find an instance of them saying "read the sidebar" elsewhere on reddit. Then post it back in here.

[–]pizzaallday 89ポイント90ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's only so much shit a bot can sift through before they gain sentience and quit in disgust.

[–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

We'll set it up as a spermjack facilitator as well then. It's sifting through all that info anyway, might as well make our next move easier. That should make the job more bearable?

[–]Level100ProtWarriorRedpill Shitstorian, PHD 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Were here to castrate men and bathe in their blood right?

[–]misandry4lyfhighway to the friend zone 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

I love your username btws but also down with freezepeaches

[–]2xtroubleboilnbubble 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Haha, thanks! I've always loved the witches from Macbeth. Probably because I am an evil feminist harpy too! Love yours as well! :)

[–]nahchocheez 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you like the Macbeth witches, you gotta read Terry Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters!!!

They're, like, primo feminist troll characters and I lurve them!!!

[–]2xtroubleboilnbubble 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will check it out! Can't believe I've missed that one; thanks for the suggestion!

[–]RedCanadaGetting spermjacked turned me into a SJW. It could happen to YOU 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

DOWN WITH FREEZE PEACHES!

[–]2xtroubleboilnbubble 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never really liked peaches anyway tbh... ;)

[–]maxouthi 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Riveting Tail, Comrade

[–]isetmyfriendsonfire 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry I only read self posts from flamers

[–]drinkthepill 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's important to understand is, throughout the majority of reddit, whether a redditor is racist/sexist/a shitty human being, is foolishly believed to be "up for debate", veiled in the ambiguity of "it's just a joke" or "I'm just stating the facts".

SRS is the light that pierces through the bullshit and reveals the undeniable reality of reddit. Once cast in the light of SRS, that reddit is filled with racist, ignorant, sexist, shitty human beings, is not up for "debate". It is not a matter of "opinion".

It is the truth and it is this truth, that feeds the BRD.

Long live the Fempire.

[–]RedCanadaGetting spermjacked turned me into a SJW. It could happen to YOU 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Peace be upon the Fempire!

[–]michaelceltic1888attack helicopter XDXDXD 303ポイント304ポイント  (5子コメント)

The fact that so many racists, sexists etc (basically reddits target demographic) actively hate this subreddit proves how great it is.

[–]famoushorse 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

This sub is one of the only tolerable and self-aware corners of the bigoted hellscape that is reddit dot com

Pbuf

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    [–]Harfangdesneigespuritanical progressive 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Have you even read the OP? I think you should.

    [–]misandry4lyfhighway to the friend zone 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love Kanye, what a compliment :D

    [–]ClickingGeek 100ポイント101ポイント  (9子コメント)

    I'm a black female and i feel the exact same way on this sub. It's refreshing to take a step back and look at the mess

    [–]AstrobatguyJust walking by and stepped in some oppression.[S] 71ポイント72ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Exactly I just kick back and enjoy the ride.

    [–]weavves 60ポイント61ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's comedy with a social conscience. I love it. Stephen Colbert levels of satire.

    Brings to light the troubling bits of Reddit but does it in just the most fun, irreverent, nonsensical way. It's beautiful. It's one of my favourite subs.

    Cis-het white married stay-at-home dad here, by the way. Patriarchy represent.

    [–]boredymcbored 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Black girl here too. I need this place to balance out all the shit I see and terrible replies I get when actually advocating to equality and understanding. Cuz fuk equal rightz amright?

    [–]ValuableConversationgarbage pyrotechnician 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

    [–]curebdc 24ポイント25ポイント  (6子コメント)

    The only thing this subreddit does is show the racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, and hurtful comments of other subreddits... Not sure why we are evil for doing that. And we aren't calling for removal of these things, we are just highlighting and showing how hurtful these comments can be out of the "humor" context. Free speech doesn't just work one way, so if you like free speech, you like us.

    [–]Ioethe 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

    But we are pointing and laughing. And that's exactly like genocide.

    [–]Pyrolytic⊹⋛⋋( ՞ਊ ՞)⋌⋚⊹ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shiterally Litler.

    [–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I like to think that since we metaphorically hold a mirror up to their behavior and force them to rethink(lol), that when they yell at us and call US the racists/sexists etc...

    It's just bouncing back and they're yelling at themselves.

    [–]supferretsjinkies! my problem glasses! 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

    We hold up a mirror, but redditeurs insist it's a window

    [–]Pyrolytic⊹⋛⋋( ՞ਊ ՞)⋌⋚⊹ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We hold up a mirror and le redditeurs use it to adjust their fedoras then yell at the fedora-wearing gentlesir they see in front of them, then punch said gentlesir and finally complain about their now bleeding hand and blame us for it.

    [–]dadounet91 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Because your SJW way of thinking is hazardous! And mocking sane reasoning is against freeze peaches!

    [–]Father_DeerhandsEllen Pao is mai waifu 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You guys are the Kanye West of Reddit

    ily 2 bb

    [–]_KanyeWest_ 50ポイント51ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I don't know why this happened to me, maybe I've spent to much time on this website, but basically anything that gets a vast majority of redditors angry makes me happy.

    The Bernie Sanders post on punchable faces was gold, posting the latest and greatest Reddit band wagon was sure to bring out the worst in people.

    [–]Pshower 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You guys are the Kanye West of Reddit.

    [–]supferretsjinkies! my problem glasses! 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

    [–]StillMostlyClueless 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I now crown you as the only person on Reddit to get it. Use this power for good, not evil, unless evil's your bag in which case hey go nuts but we may quote you.

    [–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    also spermjacking

    [–]AMALT🐦 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You guys are the Kanye West of Reddit

    Oh my goodness

    [–]madsmaruarchduke of the fempire 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    SRS never fails to amaze me with how witty, poignant, and accurate it can be. People here have the rare ability to not only call Reddit out on its bullshit, but do so in a way that's brilliant, hilarious, and consistently thoughtful. I've learned a lot from this sub. Welcome to the fempire.

    [–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    oh, wait... You're already in.

    [–]heyitscory 203ポイント204ポイント  (36子コメント)

    Remember, this isn't a downvote brigade.

    What we dish out is pure, unadulterated shame wherever it may be needed.

    [–]neveranerevarineHa ha! Well cuck'd m'gentlesir 48ポイント49ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You mean I can't say terrible things without other people saying they're terrible?

    Sounds an awful lot like Hitler to me.

    [–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ✔ hitler confirmed

    [–]Hermas 122ポイント123ポイント  (19子コメント)

    I've seen SRS get brigaded more than us actually doing any brigading.

    [–]dv12900Mostly Harmless 79ポイント80ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Sometimes I forget that I came across a post through an SRS link and I downvote it. If that means I'm part of the SRS brigade it only shows I'm a really ineffective member of it.

    [–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Haha, I miss np links. I have ADHD so my forgetfulness is usually at 11. Damn accidental brigades.

    Reversing all those votes is a pain in the ass.

    [–]Armenian-JensenCultural Marxist historian 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yup, me too.

    I think it was a mistake getting rid af the np links. People will just unintentionally downvote because they forget about it..

    [–]Elivey 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've done that and the reverse. Gone in before it was posted here, downvoted and then seen it posted here shortly after! Doesn't happen often cuz I think I'm out of almost all defaults but still.

    [–]Hey-its-ShayPlease excuse any mistakes. I'm writing this with my vagina. 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Explains why almost every young SRS thread (that got linked by that one bot) has the screenshot bots downvoted.

    [–]SpacedOutKarmanaut 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Sure, subs like /r/Mensrights outnumber us and engage in brigading all the time... but isn't it more likely that through a giant conspiracy of admins, SRS, and the Soviet government that they're the real victims here?

    [–]Level100ProtWarriorRedpill Shitstorian, PHD 53ポイント54ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Ready the shame hose!

    [–]VoteRonaldRayGunEsq. Dilderbrd Group 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

    [–]butistillworkit's only bad if white feels get hurt 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

    [–]Thlowe 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

    she's a septa not a fucking nun

    who the fuck made that

    [–]butistillworkit's only bad if white feels get hurt 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    no clue, but for shame!

    [–]Occupier_9000Rationalogical Empiricable Scientifical Biotruths 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Now I'm going to be trapped binge watching a new show...

    :(

    [–]VoteRonaldRayGunEsq. Dilderbrd Group 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lucky for you it's only a film.

    [–]5b3llestroRAGIN' 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Someone needs this as flair. I love it. And u.

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      [–]ArchangelleJoanOF OUR BRD'S POWER TOOLS[M] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

      get out

      [–]RacecarlockSocial Justice Sharknado 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Join the illuminati today and get a free sandwich and male tears t-shirt. You too can oppress white males today!

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        [–]you_may_die 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I think it's a show of respect that I wish more people did.

        - street artist Banksy

        [–]randogarbothrowaway 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        oh wow hey banksy i didnt know you posted here

        -dyrus

        [–]AstrobatguyJust walking by and stepped in some oppression.[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I posted this at 1am don't judge me.

        [–]snark_nerd 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

        I'm a white cis male, and it's been a while since I got in ... they haven't sent me to the mandatory castration camp yet, but I'm sure it'll be any day now. And then you're next! Beware, brother, beware!!!

        Just kidding, this place fucking rules. Welcome.

        [–]Learnincurve 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

        We are trying to decide if you should go into the sperm milking pens first or not.

        [–]snark_nerd 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I assumed that all of the sperm that's been jacked by spermjackers throughout my oppressed life would suffice. But no, it's never enough for "you people".

        [–]RedCanadaGetting spermjacked turned me into a SJW. It could happen to YOU 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        They're going to make sure they spermjack you a whole bunch before the forced castration.

        [–]pistachioshellWon't someone think of the creepers? 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I love these posts. I made an SRS Is Making Me A Better Person post like three years ago and I get happy every time I see one. PBUF

        [–]8bitdeer👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I was expecting a lmbo, got a friendly message.

        A plot twist I could not have forseen! Thanks!

        Also [insert picture of GET IN frog here]

        [–]Pyrolytic⊹⋛⋋( ՞ਊ ՞)⋌⋚⊹ 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

        In the vein of being Kanye...

        Imma let you finish, but we try not to use "butthurt" due to its problematic nature.

        Beardhurt is generally acceptable or saying we've generated buckets of either beard tears or SAWCSM tears.

        3 year old discussion on topic

        [–]hmbmellySlytherin Japery Witch 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Bummer (heh). You got any other butt-based insults I could use? Beardhurt isn't doing it for me.

        [–]MoonbasesYourCommentfastest thing alive 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I like "buttmad"

        [–]Pyrolytic⊹⋛⋋( ՞ਊ ՞)⋌⋚⊹ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I'm particularly fond of "asshat."

        [–]hmbmellySlytherin Japery Witch 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This is a little less prurient, but still good: craniorectal inversion.

        [–]Megaman03Transcendental Queermunist 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You're always welcome to the Fempire if you so choose, friend. We're glad that you could join us in laughing at the shitty antics of Reddituers.

        [–]journeytonowhere 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I feel the same way! Was actually going to make a similar post.

        [–]hithazelephebovotes to the left 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Imma let you finish, but Reddit is the shittiest website OF ALL TIME.

        [–]RedCanadaGetting spermjacked turned me into a SJW. It could happen to YOU 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I fully agree, that's why I joined this sub.

        My favourite is hurt Redditors who try to tell me what SRS is. They tend to have the self-awareness of an ant, however.

        [–]ttumblrbotsbeep boop BRD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]

        doooooogs: 1, 2 (seizure warning); 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8; if i miss a post please PM me

        [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

        "As a black man..."

        [–]AstrobatguyJust walking by and stepped in some oppression.[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I prefer cis black male it's easier for the femperialists to understand.

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          [–]Harfangdesneigespuritanical progressive 47ポイント48ポイント  (3子コメント)

          No we're all really serious about stealing white boys' Steam games

          [–]alicecanbalance 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

          whoa, hey, i'm only here to steal their sperm

          [–]ParaNoxx 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

          THOSE DAMN SPERMJACKERS

          [–]hmbmellySlytherin Japery Witch 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          That would be a fun vidya game premise, actually.

          [–]Tiresias3000 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Western culture is not healthy. Ideological partisanship is becoming ever more violent and intolerant. Nothing good comes of this. Things can and will simply fall apart (feel free to consult history for examples), and then you coddled little kiddies will find out what it is to be oppressed. You people are poisoners, on the whole (as are many that you fight against, btw). I am just saying. Good luck and have fun.

          [–]cykosysPM me to get into the secret feminist conspiracy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          MAD