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[–]Has_No_Gimmick 260ポイント261ポイント  (6子コメント)

YOU MANIACS WERE SO FOCUSED ON WHETHER YOU COULD, YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHETHER YOU SHOULD.

[–]mach-2 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

And this is how the world ends. It all starts with accepting cold toast. Next thing you know, people will start campaigning to marry animals.

[–]Swamproot1120 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

God damn liberals with their gay toast.

[–]Delores_Herbig [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Cold toast is obviously superior. Keep the crunch alive.

[–]Xelif [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm all for cold toast, as long as you don't rub its coldness in our faces.

[–]deesmutts88 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How someone eats their toast behind closed doors is none of my business. I just don't need to be down the park with my kids and then have to explain to them why those two men over there are eating cold toast.

[–]anonymau5Dick Pimp [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Science has gone too far

[–]bitterredSRS is the Kanye West of Reddit 149ポイント150ポイント  (127子コメント)

Brits will often let toast go cold too – so the butter doesn’t melt too much – and that would get some odd stares as well

????? The best part of toast is when the butter is all melty and then it mixes with the jam.

[–]out_stealing_horsesshadow boxing the faceless menace that is social justice. 129ポイント130ポイント  (7子コメント)

Cold toast sounds like something Stalin would've mandated be fed to the Romanians.

[–]justcool393TotesMessenger Shill 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

That and melts.

[–]greytorI just simply enough don't like that robots attitude. [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Don't forget the well done steak

[–]Bank_Gothichttp://i.imgur.com/91U141E.jpg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

With ketchup.

[–]blizzard-wizardpizza is a flat circle [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

you mean he would have called melts grilled cheese

[–]marat_deserved_it [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You mean grilled cheese?

[–]200_POUND_LIZARD [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Actually it's what he mandated be fed to the Ukrainians. It's why they all starved, better to die than have shitty toast.

Of course you wouldn't know these things, you're to busy out stealing horses.

[–]out_stealing_horsesshadow boxing the faceless menace that is social justice. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is a good point - little did we know that the Kulak extermination was at the hands of cold toast. Well noted, comrade. Your contributions will be rewarded with 2 extra ration cards.

[–]IronTitsMcGuintyGiving job security to MetaRedditOncologists 70ポイント71ポイント  (60子コメント)

This is why we Americans made our own country. With hot toast and melted butter.

[–]Jzadek 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

I've no idea where they're getting that from. We like hot toast and melted butter just as much as Americans.

[–]lolpierandom*Literally* Hitler 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously, something would be very wrong across the pond if you Brits preferred cold toast.

That's some weird shit, man.

[–]dantheman999 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My step dad likes to burn his toast on purpose as he prefers the taste.

Then he let's it go a little cold, puts butter on it so it doesn't melt and eats it in the car.

No idea why he burns it but he says that he let's it go a little cold first as he doesn't like soggy toast which I can actually understand even if I don't like it.

[–]IronTitsMcGuintyGiving job security to MetaRedditOncologists 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey! I read an article! Your personal experience and that of your friends and family can't possibly compare to the article I read on the internet. You're just saying that because you want America back in the Commonwealth.

[–]Jzadek 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn. Foiled again!

[–]Cenotaph12 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to go out with someone who often brought cold toast out with them. Definitely seemed strange to me.

[–]WinterIsntComing [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's very different from actively cooling it down though

[–]Galle_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Explain the existence of toast racks, then.

[–]bitterredSRS is the Kanye West of Reddit 49ポイント50ポイント  (51子コメント)

And ice in our drinks.

[–]IronTitsMcGuintyGiving job security to MetaRedditOncologists 43ポイント44ポイント  (49子コメント)

Do they not do that?!?! We should rebel again, as a statement.

[–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm chucking tea into the ocean right fucking now

[–]NoveltyAccount5928Ellen Pao was the second chooter on the grassy knoll [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I'm at work, can I just flush a bag and call it good?

[–]bitterredSRS is the Kanye West of Reddit 20ポイント21ポイント  (44子コメント)

Seriously, it's all of Europe. In Cardiff, I asked for ice (and offered to pay for it) at a tourist location and they looked at me a little blankly and said, "Sorry, we don't really do that here."

[–]michaelisnotgingerMaybe if I put something funny here someone will love me 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lived in the uk all my life and always been offered ice in my drinks. You clearly need tosntop going to Wales

[–]The_Ambrosian 22ポイント23ポイント  (12子コメント)

The notion that you don't get ice in Europe is baffling to me, and I'm from Britain. I always can get ice!

[–]itsjusttooredsample text [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I specifically ask for no ice because it waters down your drink towards the end and you get less drink per drink. If you don't you will always have ice.

[–]The_Ambrosian [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Yeah, I tend to get no ice myself, same reasoning!

[–]SadForrestGump [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I tend to get shitfaced on 5€ vodka from the supermarket cos I'm broke as shit

[–]orgyofdolphins [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

you don't need to add ice when your life is already cold and empty

[–]Bensrob 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

Exactly! Except for maybe that one day of summer I can walk outside in the morning and get some nice fresh ice.

In all seriousness however I don't think I've come across anywhere without ice other than burger vans etc.

[–]Xo0om 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

Burger ... vans? You have vans driving around bringing everyone burgers? Do you just wave them down as they drive past?

So they don't have ice, but is the toast warm? Or do they have buns for the burgers?

[–]Bensrob 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

First they toast the buns then cool them down before serving.

[–]mistermacheath [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Nah they're usually like static food outlets set up at music festivals/outside shit nightclubs/at basically any family event. This sort of thing.

By the by - Ireland here. Ice in drinks and hot toast with melty butter is par for the course.

EDIT: Except for at burger vans

[–]Cheese-n-Opinion [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think we get less ice, and you're a bit more likely to not have it given as default. Think about little greasy spoons etc. I doubt they would all be able to offer ice.

[–]GunvorsejlYishan died for our souls [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Russians don't use it very much for some reason, I assume because of dodgy tap water

[–]zxcv1992 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Was that at a bar ? Or was it one of those small snack/food shops they have a tourist locations like the one in the castle at Cardiff.

[–]helium_fartsDrama Llama 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I ran into that some in New York. A couple of places didn't have ice at all and some others you had to pay.

On the upside the drink machine was refrigerated so the drinks were at least coldish.

[–]ThaddelGentlemen, please! No drama in the drama room! 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's generally seen as paying so your drink gets watered down with time, there were a few fast food joints that used ice and everyone I know always asked them to keep that crap out.

[–]bethlooknerask me about the telenovela I'm writing 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

you had to drink stuff at room-temperature? Did they at least ask what kind of Coke you wanted?

[–]bitterredSRS is the Kanye West of Reddit 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

tears it was terrible, but at least I had my choice in beverages. Although my beverage of choice is iced tea and that's another thing they "don't really do."

In France, they would have thé glacé (iced tea) on menus, but there would be about one piddly little ice cube in a full glass.

[–]bethlooknerask me about the telenovela I'm writing 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've never been so happy or proud to be Mexican right now. belts out el himno nacional

[–]bitterredSRS is the Kanye West of Reddit 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can be proud that your Coke still has real sugar in it.

[–]rabiiiii 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fill my glass with ice completely before adding anything else. Then I just sip on it for hours. So good.

[–]out_stealing_horsesshadow boxing the faceless menace that is social justice. 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I hardly drink soda, much less those gargantuan fountain soda cups, but after a month in Europe, those 44 oz bucket cups filled with ice became like a wanton fantasy of mine.

That, and a big ass breakfast with eggs and toast and sausage.

[–]WinterIsntComing [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm sorry but that's nonsense, lived in Ireland and the UK my whole life and I don't think ive ever not been given ice in a drink unless they ran out or some shit, this is a nonsense comment - also have worked in multiple cafes, restaurants and bars and all served ice with drinks

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    [–]The_sad_zebra [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    And free refills in those same drinks!

    [–]zxcv1992 13ポイント14ポイント  (13子コメント)

    I've never seen someone in Britain let toast go cold my entire life. I didn't even know it was a thing. Is it a weird thing just in one area or something.

    [–]Cheese-n-Opinion 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

    It's probably something the author heard about from a friend of a friend who knew one British person who idiosyncratically liked cold toast. Or else entirely made up to fill the word count.

    [–]strugleArl of Shredcliff [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

    The quote is from the BBC.

    [–]Cheese-n-Opinion [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    So that would point to option two. BBC America isn't really the BBC, btw.

    [–]strugleArl of Shredcliff [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    BBC America is just a distribution system for BBC content with a slightly different news program, it's more BBC than not BBC. Also, there are several other people in the thread saying they like cold toast.

    [–]Cheese-n-Opinion [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Nah it's not. A lot of the content isn't even BBC, it's ITV or Channel 4 stuff.

    There are non Brits saying they like cold toast too. It's an idiosyncratic thing, not a cultural difference.

    [–]Statoke [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

    I'm British and I like my toast cold. Better texture and better taste.

    [–]WatchEachOtherSleepWe've always been at war with SJWia. 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Not British, but cold toast with butter is a Christmas Day treat for me. We have a big breakfast & make too much toast & then end up having the cold leftover slices later on in the afternoon between breakfast & dinner. Both cold & hot toast have their respective advantages & disadvantages

    [–]risque-business [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Brit here, I think it's idiosyncratic on my part, but I like biting through butter on toast, not butter infused toast. So, "cold" is an exaggeration, but I let it cool a little bit before spreading the butter. I also keep the butter in the fridge most of the time.

    [–]11111N [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    nah, it's a thing. some people like the butter slightly harder, it tastes different when it isn't fully melted and still a spread.

    [–]BoredPenslinger [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    We used to make extra toast at breakfast, butter it while hot, then take it to school as a midmorning snack. It was alright. Might do that tomorrow.

    [–]CarmineCeriseask me about my a e s t h e t i c 23ポイント24ポイント  (14子コメント)

    It's not even true? I've literally never seen anyone here make toast where the butter doesn't melt.

    [–]Akumies 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm British and I do this.

    I like it.

    [–]Imwe 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

    First you roast/toast the bread and you add the butter when it is cooled off. It's something that you do when you want to eat bread, but want it to have a different texture.

    [–]doubleheresyThis is good for Reddit points 9ポイント10ポイント  (9子コメント)

    But the texture of unmelted butter is disgusting.

    [–]rabiiiii 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

    disgusting delicious

    [–]doubleheresyThis is good for Reddit points 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I respect your willingness to stand up for something so incredibly wrong.

    [–]rabiiiii 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

    When I was a kid my mom had to hide the butter so I wouldn't take a bite out of it.

    [–]doubleheresyThis is good for Reddit points 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I no longer respect your willingness to stand up for something so incredibly wrong.

    [–]rabiiiii 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I also used to eat cake frosting straight from the tub.

    [–]Imwe 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I was on your side until you started talking about biting into a stick of butter. I understand loving butter but it is possible to love something too much. Stop suffocating the butter with your affection rabiiiii, and you will have a long and healthy relationship with it.

    [–]3_3219280948874 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ham and cheese baguettes frequently have cold butter on them. Makes it delicious.

    [–]Imwe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You sound like someone who wouldn't make it past the first thirty minutes in a zombie movie.

    [–]UKCDotReddit in madness hath popcorn buttered [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Exactly, if anything my toast cools TOO quickly

    [–]bitterredSRS is the Kanye West of Reddit 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hope its not true! What toast blasphemy!

    [–]Cheese-n-Opinion 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Yeah no. British here and we don't intentionally cool toast as far as I know. Toast does go cold very quickly, so I think that's why 'hot toast' is a common little phrase, cause it's more evocative of that first bite.

    [–]toodice [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    You know those toast rack things that exist but nobody ever owns or uses? They're designed to cool toast quickly (by keeping the slices apart) and, for some unknown reason, avoid them sitting in steam from other slices. This causes toast-racked toast to get really dry.

    That's also the reason why nobody owns or uses them.

    [–]StileAndProfile 19ポイント20ポイント  (22子コメント)

    Butter and jam? You're a maniac!

    [–]kasutori_JackCaptain Sisko's Fanclub Founder 17ポイント18ポイント  (9子コメント)

    The girl I'm dating doesn't put jam on buttered bread and claims it isn't normal. Weirds me the fuck out

    [–]bitterredSRS is the Kanye West of Reddit 16ポイント17ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Sorry, sounds like your relationship isn't going to make it :(

    [–]cptal 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Facebook, lawyer, gym

    [–]justcool393TotesMessenger Shill 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Hit the facebook, gym up, and delete the lawyer?

    Or is it hit the lawyer, facebook up and delete the gym? I keep forgetting.

    [–]DacryphileThere is no such thing as an infinite supply of threes. 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Always hit the lawyer.

    [–]cptal [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    And then we'd get a post on bestoflegaladvice. "Op punches a lawyer. Can he be sued?"

    [–]HaydnintheHaus [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    It's Facebook the gym, hit the delete, and up the lawyer.

    [–]justcool393TotesMessenger Shill [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I knew I was missing something. Thanks!

    [–]Ciceros_Assassin- downvotes all posts tagged /s regardless of quality [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Let Facebook cool, butter the gym, and toast the lawyer.

    [–]nicholieeeereads 1984 as a guide, not a warning 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Gonna have to side with her on this. Savory is the only way to go when it comes to breakfast foods.

    Come at me!

    [–]KarmaNeutrino 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You don't put butter on when you jam? Are you insane?

    [–]Sojourner_Truth 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Either butter or jam. I want to taste one thing at a time, damnit.

    [–]paper_paws 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

    You don't? ! You heathen!

    [–]StileAndProfile 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Ok, I'm going to admit it, I don't even eat jam. Yes, I said it. I'll show myself the door.

    [–]paper_paws 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I'll let ya stay if you tell me you at least enjoy a nice bit of marmite on toast...

    [–]StileAndProfile 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Sorry. I've never had it. I really only have peanut butter on toast.

    [–]doubleheresyThis is good for Reddit points 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    peanut bros 4 life

    [–]tdogg8Folks, the SRS shill meeting was moved to next week. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Dat shiny melted pb doe. So good.

    [–]countchocula86cereal magnate 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

    its all about margarine and jelly

    [–]superslab 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    You...you really went there. /r/buttermasterrace is going to brigade the fuck out of this thread.

    [–]countchocula86cereal magnate [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    ugh. fuck that nasty cow tit juice. give me some margarine. some good, wholesome, rational, scientifically derived margarine.

    [–]master_ov_khaos [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I don't want to start more drama in a SRD thread, but I can't believe people like you exist.

    [–]neala963Popcorn. Popcorn never changes. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Ex-husband was British and he was a toast connoisseur. He preferred hot, buttered, sliced into sticks, and dipped in soft-boiled eggs (toasted soldiers, I believe he called them). He would never let it go cold. In fact, I remember at least a handful of instances when he would throw toast away if it wasn't buttered and consumed immediately.

    [–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Brits will often let toast go cold

    TIL the British are a bunch of goddamn savages. Now more than ever I understand the motivations behind the American Revolution.

    [–]FenringSTEMlord with a heart of gold 123ポイント124ポイント  (13子コメント)

    I am so fucking sick of "autistic" being used as an insult.

    [–]rabiiiii 60ポイント61ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Agreed. It's like we decided we shouldn't call people retarded anymore but then moved on to something else with no self-awareness whatsoever.

    [–]SucksAtFormatting [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    People became desensitized to retard as an insult. As far as insults go, accusing someone of being autistic seems to be on the same level as accusing someone of being a virgin. As long as people react to it (which this guy did) then it will probably continue to be used.

    [–]tdogg8Folks, the SRS shill meeting was moved to next week. [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    This has been happening for ages. People start using a medical/psychological term as an insult. Then the professional community changes the official word because the old one is now a common insult. Then people start using the new word.

    [–]CondeTrocola/r/conspiracy likes to take the Zyklon B8 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Behaviour literally imported from 4chan.

    [–]IAMA_Shark__AMA 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Oh god, me too. My nephew is "needs noise cancelling headphones in public" level autistic and he's a better person than anyone who has ever used that word as an insult.

    [–]Valvert [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    I'm autistic and I need to use noise cancelling headphones with pretty much a constant stream of podcasts when I'm out in public alone for a few hours to manage sensory input and avoid overload.

    I'm also a person just like anyone else and I'm fucking sick and tired of seeing my very existence being used as an insult.

    [–]monstersof-men [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Ugh, especially because top Reddit comments always have to do with the stigmatization of mental illness.

    And then we have shit like this.

    PICK A SIDE, PEOPLE.

    [–]TheRealJeffMangumAnne Frank Fanclub Founder [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    As an autistic person, I just call people fuckboys when they deserve it.

    [–]FellKnight [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    The thing that gets me isn't that it's used as an insult, but that it literally makes no sense in the context that people use it. Like they use it instead of retarded, but that's... not at all what Autism is. Baffles me.

    [–]Leakylocks 25ポイント26ポイント  (21子コメント)

    Some people really need to pick their battles more carefully.

    [–]HotWeen 0ポイント1ポイント  (20子コメント)

    I'm truly traumatized by that reddit argument with strangers on the other side of the globe caused by a cultural misunderstanding.

    [–]Leakylocks 17ポイント18ポイント  (18子コメント)

    It will get better in time. Stay strong.

    [–]ArchangelleDovakinsubsistence popcorn farmer 19ポイント20ポイント  (17子コメント)

    It's not nice to lie to people.

    [–]superslab 14ポイント15ポイント  (16子コメント)

    I'd rather have someone lie to me than be served cold toast.

    [–]zbaile1074 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    you mean bread?

    [–]superslab [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yes. Specifically bread that's been toasted and allowed to cool. I'm glad I haven't seen anyone suggesting bread just be warmed and eaten, but I'm sure someone will because everyone here is horrible, including me.

    [–]ArchangelleDovakinsubsistence popcorn farmer 1ポイント2ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Cold toast and a salty spread is pretty tasty.

    [–]superslab 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I would vigorously disagree with you, but I just learned there's not a single slice of bread here. This week just isn't working out.

    [–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 2ポイント3ポイント  (11子コメント)

    I will fight you.

    [–]ArchangelleDovakinsubsistence popcorn farmer 0ポイント1ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Is this something new? :P

    [–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 4ポイント5ポイント  (9子コメント)

    I'm just really angry about the concept of cold toast right now. It's a goddamn abomination. What next, hot beer?

    [–]Bang_Up_Job [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Have you tried cold toast yet? I think I'm gonna give it a whirl when I get home from work.

    [–]crippledrejex 22ポイント23ポイント  (28子コメント)

    The dude tries to make it a case of cultural differences between the U.S. and England, which I don't get. It's not like toast is to bread what ice is to water. You don't cool toast and get bread. This is common knowledge, not cultural. It reminds me of this argument about cheese from Mitchell and Web.

    [–]_lilPoundcakeI ATEN'T DED [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    in can be cultural. in my language, toast refers to square precut bread that comes in sealed plastic bags, regardless of whether it was toasted. bread is just a loaf of bread.

    [–]4445414442454546this is not flair [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Seriously, I don't get why everyone is giving him such a hard time. For all he knew "cold toast" was slang somewhere for raw bread. If you already know that it means literally "cooled toast" then sure it seems obvious. But I mean come on, there's places where people think calling Sierra Mist a type of Coke makes sense.

    If I were in that thread I probably would have said something similar as "You mean bread?" but a bit more tongue-in-cheek, just to clarify things. He just didn't (and doesn't) know when to let thing go though.

    [–]PirateNinjaa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    If you cool toast you get stale bread.

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      [–]flirtydodo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Why would you make toast and then put it in the fridge?

      some of us are not part of your system, some of us go against the grain, okay

      [–]mommy2brenna 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

      And the butter continues to flow!

      [–]UdontlikecakeGamerGate = shit & Pro-Crypto Fascist 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

      The fact that you post on anarcho_capitalism and call anyone else autistic is pretty hilarious.

      I actually laughed out loud when I read that. Freaking hilarious.

      [–]pinkamena-pi 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Somtimes I will have cold toast because that is way we had it in school. I hated it at the time but now I'm strangely nostalgic about cold toast.

      [–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That sounds like Stockholm Syndrome.

      [–]HaleljacobThink Rosa Parks, or Harriet Tubman 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

      The real question is: IS IT SAFE TO EAT RAW TOAST???

      [–]Gigawatz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT

      [–]alien122SRDD=SRSs [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Well, rawtoast would be the wheat plant. Go ahead and try it.

      [–]ArchangelleDovakinsubsistence popcorn farmer 9ポイント10ポイント  (18子コメント)

      I'm calling troll on this one

      [–]Make_it_soak 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

      ITT: Can Toast be Cold 2 - Dawn of the even more pointless comment threads

      [–]SloppySynapses [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      guy is bored and on too much caffeine or something damn

      wow I can't believe people are actually arguing about this. how does a 100 pt thread about cold toast have 300 comments 😂

      [–]Make_it_soak [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      One of those delightful moments where SRD loses all sense of self-awareness and just becomes the thing they pretend to mock :P

      [–]HotWeen [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      I give up. What I meant was, I didn't know it was possible for toast to be cold. I assumed that when you leave toast on a table, it turns back into soft bread. I've seen toast for the past 23 years that has become cold but I never touched it. When we were talking about meals that people have, I thought that bread can only be sliced and soft or hot and crunchy. Now I know that toast can get cold. Thanks reddit TIL.

      [–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Of course toast can physically become cold, just like you can, for example, pop a beer in the microwave before you drink it.

      [–]rabiiiii 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I read that as "pop a beer can in the microwave."

      [–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I mean, I'd probably recommend that over microwaving your beer in a microwave safe container. If nothing else it'd make it harder for you to intentionally ruin perfectly good beer.

      [–]Cheese-n-Opinion [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Actually you can make a nice wassail type drink by heating up ale with spices and fruit. Very christmassy.

      [–]Bang_Up_Job [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      One time in middle school I forgot that I had a bottle of the water cooling in the freezer before I left for the day and really wanted it when I got home, but it was frozen so I tossed it into the microwave. It didn't end very well.

      [–]HotWeen 30ポイント31ポイント  (102子コメント)

      I had never heard of anyone eating cold toast on purpose, I didn't think it was something that people did.

      [–]Volhar 99ポイント100ポイント  (74子コメント)

      Its not that people eat cold toast, its just that it exists man lmao. I mean I've made toast then had something come up, and believe it or not, when I came back...

      my toast was cold

      [–]grandhighwonko 9ポイント10ポイント  (12子コメント)

      There is Melba Toast, which is traditionally room temperature, like a cracker.

      [–]Delores_Herbig 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I'm American. I prefer cold toast (well maybe not fridge cold, but room temperature or, at least, not hot). I like my toast to be crunchy, and I don't like how butter on hot toast makes it kind of soggy, or how hot toast changes the consistency of other spreads. I purposely let the toast cool before eating/adding anything to it. We exist.

      [–]Imwe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I like you because I do the same thing. I think nobody should be judged by the things that they eat but it is clear that we are the civilized people here. They are saying things like "I only eat hot toast" but all I can hear is "barbarbarbar".

      [–]Statoke [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Someone finally said it, about time, hopefully this will clear up any confusion about why cool toast is eaten.

      [–]tdogg8Folks, the SRS shill meeting was moved to next week. [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Whaaaat but butter infused toast is the best.

      [–]Cheese-n-Opinion 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Why ever is that relevant? I don't think anybody anywhere intentionally cools down toast. But it goes cold quickly and so is kind of a known thing in contrast to freshly grilled hot toast.
      The fridge thing was just emphasising that cold toast doesn't turn back into bread.

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        [–]rabiiiii 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Reminds me of people who refer to hot dishes that have cooled down to room temperature as "ice-cold." As in "you're going to eat that soup? It's ice cold!"

        [–]doubleheresyThis is good for Reddit points 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Well, yeah. Things that are meant to be served hot are supposed to be eaten when still hot, and they often become gross when cold.

        [–]rabiiiii 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

        It's not cold though. It's room temperature. That's the only point I'm making.

        [–]doubleheresyThis is good for Reddit points 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Right, but it's cold compared to the initial temperature of the dish.

        [–]rabiiiii 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        My initial point was taking issue with the use of the phrase "ice cold" specifically, which is a totally irrational pet peeve of mine. Not the use of the word cold"

        In my opinion if you call something "ice cold" you are definitely implying that it's well below room temperature but that's not how it's commonly used in regards to food.

        [–]ttumblrbots 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        • Can toast be cold? - SnapShots: 1, 2
        • (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2

        doooooogs: 1, 2 (seizure warning); 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8; if i miss a post please PM me

        [–]EquipLordBritish [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        My real question about this is: If everyone is using 'autistic' as the standard idiot insult, does that mean I can start saying 'retarded' again? Or do I have to wait for public denouncement of the word 'autistic' as an insult first?

        [–]Ikarus3426 [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

        HotWeen is either messing with people on purpose or has some serious reading comprehension problems.

        [–]superslab [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Before I forget, OP: thank you for this post. It's perfect.

        [–]CFGXcisscum misogynerd [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        This is currently the only thread in the top 7 or 8 that doesn't belong on /r/circlebroke. Well done, OP.

        [–]acedis 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

        You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!

        [–]dubsideofmoon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        This is what makes this subreddit golden. Beauty like this.

        [–]DiscordDraconequus 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

        I feel like when I take toast out of the toaster it gets cold almost immediately.

        Not like refrigerator level cold, but like an unsatisfying lukewarm.

        I think I might have defective toast.

        [–]Mr_TulipI need a beer. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You should speak with a toastologist about your toast problems. Nobody should have to suffer cold toast.

        [–]pissbum-emeritus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Maybe it just needs to be re-calibrated. Any certified technician can tune up your toaster.

        [–]cevapi_fingerswould you like ajvar with that? 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        If you're using spongy presliced bread that's just a problem you're going to have to deal with. Now, you want good toast that will melt a stick of butter and keep going, get a nice loaf of real bread, cut it lengthwise like a sub, and put it in a panini press.

        [–]EquipLordBritish [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Why the fuck can't you eat toast right away? Is a slice of bread too much for you to eat in 20 minutes?

        Haha, I also like that he basically tells the guy that he should always eat his toast right after cooking it so that he doesn't have to conceptualize a new idea.

        [–]Galle_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        This is something I actually discovered a few days ago, and it still boggles my mind.

        As far as I can tell, it seems that Brits and us Muricans/Canuck like toast for different reasons. They prefer the crunchiness, and consider the heat a mere byproduct, while we see things the other way around.

        Which I guess is legitimate, but "cold toast" still seems like an oxymoron to me.

        [–]lighoghia [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Project ErDDdőS might give us the answer!

        [–]jelvinjs7 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        I think I figured out the Dr. Seuss book. Warm toast is butter-side up, cold toast is butter-down.

        [–]cecikierkPot brownie vs kettle corn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        So in East Asia people call any sliced bread "toast" whether they've been toasted or not. One of my dad's friend flew from Taiwan and went to stay at a host family. They asked if he would like anything to eat. He didn't want to bother the host family to make him a meal so he said "French toast is fine" after spotting sliced French bread on the counter. He wasn't expecting then to open the fridge and make him actual French toast at midnight.

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