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GUARANTEED MONEY - INVERSE FSCOMEAU ETN (self.wallstreetbets)

ocnalb が 投稿

Hey guys, after looking at the abysmal track record of /u/fscomeau recently I got to thinking. This fucking guy is SO wrong ALL the time, that I wonder how one would do if they just did the exact opposite of every single thing he suggested.

Here are the results! Percentages are on changes in the stock price not what you would have made -

Long Oil on 8/14/2015: Using UWTI here because who plays oil with anything besides 3X leverage anyway. (-25%)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3h4e0j/its_time_to_go_yolo_on_oil/cu55rlu?context=3

Long SPY @ Open on 8/24/15 - ( -5.66%)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3i1j58/prepare_for_the_biggest_rally_in_the_history_of/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3hxf1s/market_will_open_up_23_monday/

Long AAPL @ Open - 8/25/15 ( -6.8%)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3i74di/get_ready_to_buy_aapl_at_opening/

And finally, my personal favorite...

Short VXX on 8/24/15 (+15%)

http://www.fscomeau.com/vxx-the-only-product-guaranteed-to-hit-0/ https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3i9o71/why_you_should_short_vxx_and_why_vxx_is_bound_to/

And think, this is only from a week or two of /u/fscomeau picks! Imagine if you had been doing the exact fucking opposite of him this whole year!?!? You'd be able to afford enough viagra to poke escorts in thailand from the comfort of your own damn la-z-boy.

If it seems like I am picking on /u/fscomeau you're god damn right I am. I want to see you motherfuckers in here making money, not listening to paper trading french Canadians.

TL;DR : LMAO

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[–][deleted] 55ポイント56ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fscomeau is a lot like my gay uncle Kevin. We are nice to him, but mostly it's because he has AIDS.

[–]gruberexnlyk OMG! i luv u lakai 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This sub kills me sometimes.

[–]chinesephoenix 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha so true

[–]infiniteslinky 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow. That's just... Awesome.

[–]fscomeaudirty canadian, loves 12 year olds 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

What? Losing money going on long for ONE WEEK where the market crashed 8%? IMPOSSIBLE! No one else has lost money so far this week.

P.S.: Oh noes, 5.66% loss!

[–]linkprovidor 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

How have you not realized by now that /u/fscomeau is the best trader in this sub, and they just also like fucking with you?

[–]cryptorific 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

No one could be as consistently bad as he is, he's telling us to do the opposite of him and make bank. Its not insider trading if you tell other people the opposite of what to do is it?

[–]Boredom_rage 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Guy is obviously a bored fund manager.

[–]MasterCookSwag 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Warren buffets alt account for sure.

[–]detain12fuck you, fuck ur mama, fuck AMD 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I legit want to know how much money it would take for us to do something like this

[–]Blix- 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

According to the SEC, about 3.50

[–]vwap-twap-dagger 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was that when you realized that wasn't a government agency responsible for regulating the marketplace, but a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era?

[–]AllanBz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You would have been killed in January if I recall correctly.

[–]13104598210Yeah make that your flair like right now 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The ticker shall be DFSC.

So let it be yoloswagged, so let it be done.

[–]_ass_burgers_I will fight you, bitch. 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Went all in UWTI earlier today.

Short term: WTI may touch lower 30's, may bounce back into low 40's. Will never see anything near 100 again in near future (unless a war or some shit)

Long term: price stabilization and fun trading (what I went in for today... should see some upside soon)

[–]ocnalb[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great play congrats. Did something similar this morning.

[–]footlong24seven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tried to knock some sense into him with a PM and I gave him a short blog post to read. His response was LOL. He's so delusional, and zealous about his stance no matter how much money he loses. He's absolutely terrible, and I think your idea of the inverse ETN is brilliant. I mean, this guy is wrong all the time. His track record is dismal.