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[–]twentytwodividedby7 1738ポイント1739ポイント  (47子コメント)

He had a hunger only hands could satisfy

[–]sussinmysussness 592ポイント593ポイント  (36子コメント)

My tummy was making the rumblies.

[–]CaptainBane 383ポイント384ポイント  (34子コメント)

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaarl...

[–]stareatme 163ポイント164ポイント  (15子コメント)

That only hands could satisfy

[–]Jkpepsi32 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Soo...I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

[–]a_raid_in_the_wind [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

STOP IT! God dammit now also on Reddit...

I should clarify I am called Karl and this haunts me. Everyone does it, even my mom...

[–]pellegew [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Thank you, this thread would have been incomplete without this.

[–]fujiman [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Plus, whitey had to pay. And that payment was baby hands.

[–]hellotherefriendz 406ポイント407ポイント  (54子コメント)

looks like it is suckling

[–]delphi_ote [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

I agree. I have a 7 year old savannah cat, and he STILL suckles on my fingers. "Fierce monster cat, you are not a kitten, and I am not your mommy!"

[–]GildedLily16 [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

My nephew's cat would suck earlobes.

[–]ilovegingermen [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

I have a kitten who suckles on my ear lobes at night because she was taken from her mother too young. I adopted a pitbull from the shelter a few days ago who just had puppies. Sometimes when the kitten is annoying me I just transfer her to the pit nips and she goes to town. It's very convenient actually.

[–]MlCKJAGGER [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I'm a dude and my kitten used to try and suck my nips when we'd lay down and watch tv. I wasn't a fan in the least. Plus I'm ticklish as fuck, I could never be a mother.

[–]forscienceguy [スコア非表示]  (27子コメント)

Stick....stick your dick in it.

[–]bobbertmiller [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

A cat's tongue... I'd rather not.

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 329ポイント330ポイント  (10子コメント)

He's just sampling a future meal.

[–]nocontroll 720ポイント721ポイント  (60子コメント)

A taste for human flesh is not a habit I recommend for that sort of animal.

[–]arky61 123ポイント124ポイント  (25子コメント)

I came here to say that.... but I'm not a zoologist nor a vet so I have no idea

[–]DopaminergicNeuron [スコア非表示]  (21子コメント)

Biologist here... Jackdaws can't melt steel beams

[–]I_AM_A_RASIN [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

Here's the thing.

[–]brOSUBuckeyes [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too

[–]Darkrell [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

These animals are oversized housecats when they are raised in captivity, if raised properly, its playing like a normal cat would. But yes its 400 pounds of muscle and claw and teeth so when a cat gets a little upset and scratches you, this one will tear your flesh off. It is important to do these things with these types of cats, get them familiar with you and your scent, they'll treat you like family.

[–]trombonematrix43 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I am a whale biologist. I calls them like I sees them.

[–]RequiemAA [スコア非表示]  (24子コメント)

Feeding human flesh is bad, obviously, but spending time with the animal and letting it become familiar to your feel, scent, and taste is one of the ways you socialize any animal but especially tame predators.

[–]sageDieu [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Sure, but teething is when they learn what things are okay to put in their mouth. Letting him do this is literally teaching him, if I wanna say hello to humans I should put their fingers in my mouth! Adorable right now, but when that mouth is filled with daggers it will be very much less so - then the animal will probably hurt someone and lose its trust relationship with its caregivers.

[–]RequiemAA [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The cat looks a little bit old to be teething, but regardless, this isn't teething behavior - it's suckling, which is generally a comfort/safety behavior and, while not something I would ordinarily condone, isn't going to lead to bad behaviors.

[–]Masterreefer420 [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

Letting it become familiar to your feel and scent is vital, letting it become familiar with your taste is a bad idea.

[–]RequiemAA [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

So you don't let your cats lick you? Hair and skin contain compounds that animals (including humans) can taste and become familiar to. Suckling on a hand is probably not the first behavior I would endorse in a young cat, but it isn't exactly dangerous nor does it lead to dangerous behavior.

[–]vatrakk [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The difference is that a house cat can't kill you. Pretty sure the panther in this gif would have no trouble killing you...

[–]tomp624 [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

I saw a doc about these Buddhist monks who live with tigers somewhere in Asia. Their main thing was that they wouldn't let them taste any sort of blood. They fed them chicken, but they diced in very thin and mixed it with dog food. If any of the monks was cut, they'd immediately leave for fear of giving them their first taste of human blood. I'm also not a doctor. edit: Here's the link https://vimeo.com/2331034

[–]obvthroway1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

They'd also cook it very thoroughly, so there was no blood or raw flavor in it

[–]merkk 113ポイント114ポイント  (25子コメント)

so do cats have no concept that their claws hurt or do they just not give a shit? :)

[–]Sickwater 155ポイント156ポイント  (17子コメント)

Oh they know. And they take pleasure in the fact. Sure, sometimes you'll get two 8-9 inch long parallel, bleeding scratches on your upper thigh 'accidently' resulting from a misjudged maximum performance takeoff.

Even then the best you can hope for is a quick, squinty look of apology. That's probably too much to hope for, unless your cat really loves you.

EDIT ok before you guys get on my case, I love cats. I love them. (and dogs, but thats another story)

I once rescued a kitten from the county fair when I was an 8 or 10 year old kid (50 cents each from a cardboard box, from a farming family.) and snuck her home in the glove box of my grandfather's station wagon. After my parents said I couldn't have a cat, I asked them for 50 cents for a soda.

I formulated a plan. first, the escape. The glove box. Could be. Is it safe for a little kitty? I made sure she would make it home safe. Plenty of air in the glove box, no openings she could crawl into, but a few small ones for air. Ok.

I paid the family and told them to hold the cat for me. An hour or two later, we had to leave. I said I had to go pee (I know, a little kid by himself, but this was rural, and 30 years ago. different world.) Anyway, I went and got the cat. Tucked her in my shirt, I think.. Somehow snuck her into the glove box... I think my grandpa knew but he wasn't talking.

It was maybe a 45 minute drive. I sat in the front seat, ready to pull her out if I heard any mewing of distress.

That cat was named G.C. (glove compartment) and she lived 15 years. Never mewed once when she was in the glove box. Mom fell in love when I opened the glove box as we pulled in the driveway.

"I got a cat," I said. "Your father will be thrilled," she said.

She was all black, like a burmese. I guess that's why i thought of this story. A lot smaller than this one, though.

[–]ArnoldReborn [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

And then your father beat the shit out of you with a pair of jumper cables?

[–]CertifiedWebNinja [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think my grandpa knew but he wasn't talking.

This is my favorite part. Grand parents always fuck up everything your parents try to teach you by letting you do things and then tell your parents to get over it, you're just a kid doing kid things.

I can't wait to be that grandpa. I've only got a 5 month old daughter, but I'll practice by doing it to the wife until she has her own kids and I can do it to her.

[–]Hoticewater [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Those claws make me uneasy. One clinched law and BOOM! right across the highway.

[–]heidismiles [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

That thing where they grab your hand with their front claws and kick with the back ones...

[–]FlippingCurmudgeon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Sometimes they grab you and don't move, waiting for you to make the slightest movement. Imagine a big cat did that, talk about anxiety.

[–]Brio_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Have you never owned or played with a cat before? They very obviously hold back with their claws when they don't want to actually hurt you. Even the panther here... his claws are barely doing anything.

Now, if you want to ask if they realize their claws can hurt even with just a very light touch... then probably no.

[–]Momochichi 132ポイント133ポイント  (15子コメント)

It's suckling. Cats often do this if they grow up without having suckled from their mothers. My cat suckles on his favorite blanket, and a friend's cat suckles on her hand just like this.

[–]funknjam [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Exactly. I adopted a kitten that had been found on the street in a pile of trash, eyes still closed. She was the only one of the litter to make it. She was bottle-fed until about 6 weeks and given to me. For the next couple of years she would love to suck the skin between my thumb and forefinger, almost exactly as linked in this thread. She's older now and has weaned herself off of it. Here she is, her Royal Majesty, Ziva: http://i.imgur.com/f7GrSC1.jpg

Edit because I know it seems she's staring maliciously into your soul...

She had just woken up in that pic and came over to say hi. She's not pure evil, see: http://i.imgur.com/Vj1DlyB.jpg

She's actually very loving: http://i.imgur.com/okDILRk.jpg

[–]Blanco_tipo [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

My cat suckles on earlobes, it is a strange way to wake up at night...

[–]dharmadrummer [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

My mum's cat does that too and it is about 12 years old at this point. One morning my mum woke up with an earring missing and we thought the cat ate it.

[–]leakycauldron [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Babies suck, mothers suckle.

[–]Momochichi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well, it's true, babies suck. But babies also suckle.

(of a baby or young animal) feed by sucking the breast or teat. "the infant's biological need to suckle"

[–]babygrenade 156ポイント157ポイント  (7子コメント)

I get the feeling we're going to be seeing a TIFU post in the not too distant future.

[–]darinda777[S] 235ポイント236ポイント  (62子コメント)

"This hand, it's mine now".

 

Edit:Also,Source for the gif

[–]doubletalkinJamf [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

[–]iApp1eSauce [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

My cat does that too, except every time he does, he bites me as well.

[–]Simon_of_Belmonts [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Mine also kicks my arm

[–]TheObnoxiousOne [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

So does mine, it's pretty much a full-blown assault on the arm.

[–]obvious_bot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It sees your hand as an animal for it to kill. It latches onto and bites the "neck" (your wrist in this case) and tears up the "body" with its hind legs, just like wild cats do

[–]kalg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The battle is engaged. Front paws locked around wrist, claws dug in for purchase. Ears back as teeth bite at the hand, release, bite again. Back legs swiftly rake the arm, a vigorous attempt at evisceration. The love of a cat at its finest.

On a related note, I strongly recommend wearing a shirt made of a thick material with long sleeves and pulling it down over your hand before rolling your cat over on her back and rubbing her belly. Just a caution.

[–]thebrainless [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

i am 100% sure video is after some great battle with that hand especially when guy probably tried to rub cat's belly. cat's ears can tell everything

[–]MAG1C_FL1GHT 37ポイント38ポイント  (49子コメント)

RIP

[–]Nomsfud 34ポイント35ポイント  (48子コメント)

F

[–]pTea 38ポイント39ポイント  (46子コメント)

U

[–]challenge4 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh hi baby murder cat!

[–]starstarstar42 54ポイント55ポイント  (15子コメント)

[–]slartbarg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Yes sir, this is your hand now"

[–]tkntony 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was a point when the cat was adjusting its hands and its eyes opened up. Pretty sure if you decided to pull away at that exact moment it woulda killed you.

[–]neo_mortis_dei 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's HUNGRY and loves MEAT.

[–]Sammie_SU 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then you realise your finger is gone.

[–]panella_monster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks so content!

[–]bosnianbeatdown [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Incase any of you wanted to know, this is blackjaguarwhitetiger on instagram! He saves and raises many animals in his home in Mexico.

[–]Nprudym [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Great, just let him ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH.

[–]10gauge 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can you try that again in two years? Please?

[–]rickroll95 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Then he'd have to post to /r/watchpeopledie. Not sure how he would go about doing that after he gets eaten but he'll find a way.

[–]Leelluu 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Putting your hand in a jaguar's mouth: what could go wrong?

[–]RequiemAA [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Honestly? At this stage of development with that behavior? Absolutely fucking nothing.

[–]chumchilla 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah screw that. Those claws could eviscerate you in no time flat.

[–]JHoNNy1OoO 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like someone needs their claws trimmed.

[–]slowpics 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, it's your hand...

[–]BigHeed87 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope nope nope

[–]Nomsfud 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww a big kitten!

[–]CarneAsadaSteve 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Oh i dont know what it is tom but your finger taste sooooo good"

[–]timothypjr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jeezus. Look at those claws.

[–]GrimmjowHD 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope you don't mind living with only 3 fingers...

[–]gvonc33 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Awww what a cute little kitty.

[–]fudginreddit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Am I the only one who really wishes that was their hand instead