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[–]heff66 317ポイント318ポイント  (13子コメント)

"Scooty Puff Junior suuuuucks." -Filip J. Fry

[–]jvandy17 54ポイント55ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Detecting trace amounts of mental activity. Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer." ―Big Brain

[–]speaksthetruthalways 36ポイント37ポイント  (9子コメント)

https://i.imgur.com/mSYGNmj.jpg

[–]OfficialGarwood [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

How the fuck did top right get hried as a security guard?! Who the fuck can he chase after?!

[–]g2f1g6n1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

you're not supposed to chase, generally. the main thing is observe and report.

[–]wthulhu [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

it's entire plausible that he just got off of work and is stopping by the grocery store to pick up a gallon of eggnog and a box of cinnamon toast crunch.

[–]Anowtakenname [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I used to day dream a lot while out with people shopping. Whenever I saw someone on a mart cart I always imagined them in a chase scene (going slower than any living human can walk) with a legion of security guards on identical scooters behind them. There was displays being knocked down, tight corners and roll overs. It would always end with an impossible jump and a giant explosion in the background and our protagonist slowly getting away without looking back....

I got bored easily.

[–]blieveucanfly [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

In a thousand years, I'll get right on it.

[–]SlightlyStable 349ポイント350ポイント  (46子コメント)

Her husband...

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 164ポイント165ポイント  (37子コメント)

Her kitty cat.

[–]SlightlyStable 112ポイント113ポイント  (28子コメント)

Her dog...

[–]LilBobBelcher [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Her fish

[–]thing_in_a_thing 21ポイント22ポイント  (25子コメント)

Her fish

[–]SiriusSummer 79ポイント80ポイント  (24子コメント)

Her fish. FTFY

[–]jvandy17 75ポイント76ポイント  (3子コメント)

Herself

http://i.imgur.com/g3dH6kC.jpg

[–]Grumpy_Old_Mans 10ポイント11ポイント  (13子コメント)

So fuckin creepy how large his head is.

I couldn't do this, i'd be afraid someone would plug my breather tube and what teh fuck do you do then?!

[–]irregularcontributor 44ポイント45ポイント  (9子コメント)

slam your head into the ground

[–]Grumpy_Old_Mans 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

end up with shards of glass going down your throat as you gasp for air while swallowing a shit load of water, if your not already impaled with a piece of glass by smashing your face into the ground.

[–]irregularcontributor 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

hey man you gotta do what you gotta do

[–]Grumpy_Old_Mans 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, not shove your head in a water filled fishbowl.

Lol

[–]nitefang 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like you think glass is trying to kill you.

[–]SerLava 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really. Not really at all though. How would any of that happen?

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    [–]COMPLIMENT-4-U 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's not glass.

    I think this was in /r/creepy and someone said it's plastic.

    [–]irregularcontributor 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    slam it harder. this is life or death

    [–]GDNerd [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    If you look, there appears to be a release valve on top of it.

    [–]jorellh [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Or worse the nose clip thing falls off

    [–]blackgreygreen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Wriggle free and bob to the surface like a cork because you're mostly made of fat.

    [–]Asmuchdustasyoulike 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

    No, this is her fish.

    [–]untrustableskeptic 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I really thought it would be this

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      [–]kallexander 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Her fish

      [–]aescalante 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

      That cat: "Why are you doing this..."

      [–]InZomnia365 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That poor cat must be so fucking confused

      [–]Vik1ng 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Probably more like this

      [–]orthag [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      "What the fuck is happening?"- That cat.

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        [–]CoffeeandBacon [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

        Her origin story

        [–]dailybender [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        MAN THA HARPOONS!!!

        [–]speaksthetruthalways 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Her family portrait

        [–]Rectangled1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Those new S-series scooters are made in china, but damn do they look.

        [–]RyanTheQ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        #squadgoals

        [–]WilliamBronner84 165ポイント166ポイント  (62子コメント)

        In all seriousness, though, I seriously want to have a go on one of those things.

        [–]droopydog22 66ポイント67ポイント  (37子コメント)

        I've been on one in the Bahamas, it was pretty neat but painfully slow. Also, the air pressure inside the dome was really hard on my ears. Overall, would do again.

        [–]gassyboi 10ポイント11ポイント  (27子コメント)

        Do you have any pics?

        [–]IRoylT 50ポイント51ポイント  (23子コメント)

        Pic is OP.

        [–]CALL_MEMES[S] 32ポイント33ポイント  (22子コメント)

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

        [–]GTR_bbq_SCIfi 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

        Have a snickers, your not you when your hungry.

        [–]arefx [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Haven't seen this copy pasta in a long fucking time.

        [–]l3ahamut 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Couldn't resist.

        [–]ryanhadaway [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        OP

        [–]ilovepaintchips [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        I do believe it is guerrilla warfare, unless that it is, you are using gorillas themselves.... That would be even more terrifying.

        [–]PearlDrummer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        It'll take a while for you to get to him with that underwater vespa OP. It doesn't look fast

        [–]CoolMachine [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Please don't wage war on gorillas. As for the rest--carry on.

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          [–]droopydog22 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

          We bought the VHS of it for some outrageous sum, it's at my parents' house though. The employees running the tours are in SCUBA gear, and have fish food pellets so that big schools of fish swarm around. I'll watch it next time I'm at my folks' house and see if it's worth sharing.

          [–]sim1lanza 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

          VHS? How long ago did you do this?

          [–]oddible 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Do you do scuba? Just curious if the ear pressure issue was because or something related to the device or normal pressure at depth and you just not being familiar with equalization techniques (or changing depth repeatedly because you were in the device).

          [–]droopydog22 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

          No I don't, but I do agree it was probably a personal issue as nobody else seemed to have that complaint.

          [–]oddible 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Well it is a common issue but there are lots of techniques to resolve it - so if you ever go deep again! Take this:

          http://www.diversalertnetwork.org/medical/articles/download/DiversGuidetoEars.pdf

          [–]Reostat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          I could never pull off any method that didn't require me to pinch my nose, which is impossible in this glass bubble thing.

          [–]TheSecretMe 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

          The device seems to work like a diving bell on a scooter. That would mean the pressure inside the "helmet" wouldn't change based on depth.

          [–]oddible 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

          The pressure would change inside the helmet exactly the way it changes inside a diving bell which is no different than if you were free diving. The only way it wouldn't change is if the device maintained its pressure in a rigid completely closed container - like a submarine. Take a 2 liter bottle down to depth, it collapses. A diving bell is open at the bottom - the air will compress in the bell and you'll actually see what appears to be less air in the bell when it is at depth. Diving bells don't maintain pressure, they just carry air to the bottom.

          [–]Orale_Guay 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Voss underwater adventure right? I'm planning my excursions right now for January and this was on our list.

          [–]crazycatfishlady 13ポイント14ポイント  (8子コメント)

          Actually scuba diving is way more fun!

          [–]MurphyZX 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

          I would think so too. I've never ridden that scooter in OPs pic, but I have no desire to try it. It looks very limiting. I bet it's very slow. Also, does anyone know if the spherical helmet distorts your view?

          One of the best things about scuba diving is when you find something cool, and you can just float over it and around it.

          Also, when you first get in the water, get your shit situated, and then go under, and you realize you're 30-50 feet above the ground. It's probably as close to feeling like superman flying through the air as it gets.

          [–]HotTyre 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

          I have a conflictual relationship with the depths.

          Underwater pictures, and the very idea of swimming next to coral and weird animals, scare me shitless.

          Then, as soon as I put the gear on, submerge and start hearing the comforting bubbling of my mouthpiece, all those worries go out the window, and I can't wait to descend to the bottom and start flyovers.

          [–]MurphyZX [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          Yeah, it's unnatural. It takes you wayyy out of your comfort zone, but as soon as you pass the point where you can't go back anymore, which is probably sitting (or standing, depending on your method of entry) on the edge of the boat, and you have no choice but to do it, it's kinda un-describable, but you just click and do it.

          I'm going scuba diving for the first time in awhile on Friday, so I'm super psyched for it.

          Even when you dive in a shitty place, where the coral is dead or there's not much to see, scuba diving is just awesome.

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            [–]crazycatfishlady [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

            I went diving once and a boatload of those scooter divers showed up at the same reef. It did look super boring compared to diving. I'd flip on my back and they'd wave to me.

            For me, the best part of that dive was being the first person down at the bottom, and staring up 30 feet above my head waiting for my dad and the dive guide to join me. I was totally alone at the bottom of the ocean, and it was just really eery and cool. I won't lie, I freaked out a bit when the other boat showed up, but it was still a really cool experience to be looking up at everyone else.

            [–]MurphyZX [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Haha you sound like a great dive partner.

            To me, one of my favorite diving memories was when we went to a coral wall, which was a wall of coral on the drop off zone. One minute, I'm looking at an abundance of colors and life, and then you turn 180 degrees and you're staring at the abyss, and the thing about that abyss, is that it stares back at you. You know there are just millions of life forms in somewhere in there, and you're just waiting for one of them to appear out of the haze.

            [–]neotubninja [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

            So not skydiving?

            [–]MurphyZX [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            I've never been sky diving, but I would say yes, even more so than sky diving. In scuba, you can control your self. Your depth, your location, you can lay on your back a few feet over razor sharp rocks, then flip over and float down around the rocks and check them out

            [–]aquaventure 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Please be careful! I've seen these a lot when diving. One careless blob rammed into a large stand of elkhorn coral oops, that'll just grow back, will it?.

            [–]Tkent91 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Most of the places they use these the seafloor and all the coral is about 20-25 feet down. These rarely go below 12-15 feet. So typically not an issue although I suppose still can be.

            [–]gottogotogogo 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

            I know we're suppose to laugh at her because she is fat, but those things look fun as hell.

            [–]KillerInYourCloset 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

            If they did 25 knots like you were riding a torpedo then yes, but they are more like those chairs that go up and down stairs. They're slow enough that the embarrassment actually catches up with you.

            [–]gottogotogogo 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Wait... they only go up and down? Thats lame.

            [–]bloody_duck 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            You want some crocks?

            [–]jar0fair 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

            yeah, I really hope this is in my future.

            [–]justcomment 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            that woman, or that diving thing?

            [–]EndersBuggers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            I had a ride on one in the Caribbean. Got super nauseous and puked. The bubble distorts things badly and it can be kind of jerky. Cool experience but I fed the fishies

            [–]parlezmoose [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            I'd be terrified of turning upside down

            [–]Casen_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Yeah, just scuba dive. You can do discovery dives for cheaper, go deeper, last longer, go farther, and get closer to the coral.

            I used to go scuba diving all the time and would swim past, under these guys and just wave at them, laughing cause they paid 2-3 times more than I did.

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              [–]scubadubadiver 97ポイント98ポイント  (26子コメント)

              As a dive professional I can point out about 20 ways this contraption can kill a fat tourist.

              [–]Kabakov 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

              Based on theory or experience?

              [–]jld2k6 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Their name is scubadubadiver. I believe them.

              [–]Bradaz 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

              His/Her knowledge is very approximate.

              [–]hotpocketman 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I have an approximate knowledge of many things

              [–]scubadubadiver 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I work as a divemaster and put in about 150 dives a year for the last ten years.

              [–]Sorlex 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Experience, he has killed many fat tourists in his day.

              [–]scubadubadiver [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Thank god no. I've had to tell people that I won't take them out diving because they were too out of shape to carry their gear into the water. I'm a cold water guide and a lot of these people think it's as easy as warm water diving, it's not.

              [–]Kage-kun 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

              Plz, do tell.

              [–]scubadubadiver 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

              I can see a lot of things that can go wrong and cause someone to panic. I'm assuming the neck seal that keeps the head dry is made of latex and as we all know latex can fail. There seems to be no way to clear your ears under that dome which combined with the speed of a underwater scooter can cause bad squeeze issues. I'm assuming this person has little dive experience as an experienced diver would not use one of those. That being said a scooter can allow for rapid accents and descents, both can kill you. The regulators 1st stage intermediate pressure could start to run hot and cause the second stage to free flow causing the dome to bubble from the seal and flood. The regulator hose which is encased in that thing could crack and fail and with no backup you drown. If the scooter batteries fail then you're kinda shit out of luck. Fat collects nitrogen more so this woman is more likely to be bent, this thing allows someone to get around a dive class/swim test which would possibly rule her out of diving. Ok I know this isn't 20 and my grammar ain't to good but I'm super hungover. Basically it's and over complicated contraption with many points of failure and then you add a fat tourist to the mix. From my experience doing underwater tours people who are out of shape panic way more often as they tend to struggle a little more. Panic is the vulture that sits on every divers shoulder.

              [–]j__h [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

              There is no seal, air pressure would keep out water. One could just clear ears by bringing hand to nose. Likely this is done in place with shallow bottom and supervision.

              Edit: from searching videos to prove the hands to nose found it appears these are generally tethered to a float at the surface thus having an effective shallow bottom.

              [–]HotTyre 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              As a humble beginner diver, I wonder if the tourists who use this contraption have the same extensive 2-day open water course, including theory of how you can die without even drowning, before embarking on that thing.

              [–]scubadubadiver [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              No they don't. There are five programs designed to get around a full open water class. Mainly designed for tourists in tropical destinations.

              [–]jld2k6 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Imagine the cable snaps and you lose power and just start sinking. Sounds horrifying :( Drowning just sounds so terrifying in general. I can't imagine the absolute panic of running out of air knowing you can't make it to air :/ I would like to hear some of the ways this can kill you, you know, for my nightmares to feed off of.

              [–]jake_and_her_guard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Well don't leave us hanging.

              [–]Lord--Of--Darkness 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I'm interested in hearing your list.

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                [–]A-Figure-In-Black 76ポイント77ポイント  (11子コメント)

                Underwater Wal-Mart?

                [–]speaksthetruthalways 27ポイント28ポイント  (9子コメント)

                Americans, how accurate of a depiction is this of Wal Mart?

                [–]dankbydesire 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Very

                [–]inconspicuous_male 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                The people are too normal looking

                [–]HolyCornHolio 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                The people in it? Yes, very. But the wrestling shit....what the fuck? I've never seen any shit like this in any wal-mart

                [–]Lichruler [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                For me, not accurate at all. If you are lucky, you might see one fat person in a scooter, no wrestling ring (thank god)... Hell, there might be some people with a little extra weight, but barely any who have gocks and gunts (guts that hang down below your cock or cunt).

                I'm beginning to suspect this sort of shit happens more East Coast America than West...

                [–]hastings101 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                There's usually one adorable overweight old lady in a scooter when I go to Walmart, and that's about it for funny walmart things. The meth heads where I live (hooray Midwest) all go to Aldi for some reason. Where are all the cool Walmarts full of wrestling and freaks at?

                [–]betterbydesign [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Not enough fat people in the pic.

                [–]applebottomdude 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                There's no minimum wage under the sea.

                [–]CoffeeNTrees 53ポイント54ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Amazon delivers fat people to sharks.

                [–]DrDeth666 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Wall-e..?

                [–]m1k3tv 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

                This looks like Hella fun

                [–]kyroglyphic 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Would be if they weren't hella slow.

                [–]TotallyAwkwardLoser 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                no no no, you got it wrong we're supposed to make fun of being fat.

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                  [–]awesomecvl 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Wait so crocs are going to make a comeback?

                  NOOOOOOO

                  [–]SallyMason [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  I was at the hospital yesterday, and about half the doctors over 30 were wearing Crocs. It was super weird.

                  [–]derek_32999 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  Ursula is mobile folks. Watch out.

                  [–]mgkbull 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Rolling in the deep

                  [–]Pm_me_your_best_bit 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Um... r/funny is bleeding through again guys

                  [–]Jobu_need_a_refill 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Swimming

                  [–]Imakedo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I once saw a competition where two races competed across land and the first one to the water leg of the race got to choose one of two items leaving the remaining item to their competitor.

                  One item was one of these the other was a pair of webbed gloves. They choose the gloves and left the contraption to their opponent.

                  They fought so hard trying to use that thing but the water was cloudy and half the time they couldn't see where they were going.

                  Ended up losing a whole lot of time vs the one with the gloves.

                  [–]azimbaig 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Hello Wall-E future

                  [–]Crystal_Joy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I would say "just keep swimming" but I don't think I can call that swimming.

                  [–]cenatutu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I've done this. They are fucking fun! They take a bit of learning before you stop going in circles. If you are ever in an area that has them, DO IT!

                  [–]ZosoCub [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Obesity?

                  [–]Raz0rking [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  Omg...how does she even submerge!?

                  [–]bgarlick [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  At least she is doing something interesting instead of refreshing reddit all day.

                  [–]GregEdge [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  A whale riding an underwater scooter... This is like a fucking Dr. Seuss drawing.

                  [–]Exboss 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  So we will become the whale.

                  [–]0chickenwaffles0 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Them camo crocs tho...

                  [–]BillionTonsHyperbole 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Buoyant at any size.

                  [–]KnittyPitity 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  I downvoted this, not because of the picture, but because of the sarcastic judgmental title. Good for her for trying new things and, god forbid, enjoying herself. This looks fun as shit! Maybe she never learned how to swim. She could have conquered a fear to do this.

                  [–]HalenXalleth 4ポイント5ポイント  (12子コメント)

                  You know what, I'm ok with it. She is getting out that and being active. Better than someone who is just at home, sitting on the couch, reading this on the internet

                  [–]gredgex 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

                  Or she could be actually swimming and not riding on that contraption.

                  [–]HalenXalleth 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  As someone who is Scuba certified, it is a lot of work for someone who is on a short vacation. Those things at least get people under water, which is a good start.

                  [–]cenatutu 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

                  I tried scuba lessons in cuba. I couldn't calm my breathing enough to be comfortable. It's a very constrained feeling. Is there a trick?

                  [–]GibsonLP86 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                  honestly? breathe like darth vader.

                  slow, deepish breaths, and then exhale slowly. the hurrr.... perrrr... was a good speed for diving breathing. also, don't feel like you need to go everywhere super fast, just go slow and relax!

                  [–]cenatutu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  I was trying...but I would "over breath" if that makes sense. I was able to swim around the pool a couple of times but I was never comfortable and would never trust myself to go in the ocean. I think with proper lessons vs. the 30 minute Cuba lessons, I would be more comfortable.

                  [–]pocketcoat [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                  Just got back from my last scuba trip and I get the feelings you're getting. It's like drinking air out of a straw and it could be veryyy uncomfortable but the best way to deal with this is to try and master your breathing. Breathing underwater is a skill and becoming comfortable with it will really help you out on your next dive!

                  [–]cenatutu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  I think I'm sticking with snorkeling or free diving. I can hold my breath for a long time (which is probably part of why I had problems...I would hold my breath too long).

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                    [–]cenatutu 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You do swim on this excursion. Three groups go. When you aren't on the scooter you are snorkling or swimming.

                    [–]BonaFidee 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You have a strange concept of active.

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                      [–]Sir_Lulz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      She's having a whale of a time.

                      [–]fridgamarator 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      thats looks pretty fun.... sounds alright to me

                      [–]ItzMarZz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!

                      [–]katesbuh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Those crocs though...

                      [–]Agent_Windex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      The segway of the sea

                      [–]IVIIRAGE 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Those are the camo under water crocs, they are soooo hot right now!

                      -Mugatu

                      [–]notchaseburgess 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      "If I can't scuba then what's this all about?"

                      [–]Chowmein_1337 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Scooty puff jr. Sucks.

                      [–]coconutjoee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      The camo crooks bind with fish, well played..

                      [–]DeltaMango [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Crocs. Huehue.

                      [–]almondgoodness [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Crocs....

                      [–]beefqeef [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      The rare beets whale now in the Mississippi state aquarium.

                      [–]Itwasprobablyme [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Its a HydroBob incase you are interested, $14,600.

                      [–]rejoicea94 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Crocs. Huehue.

                      [–]Zuukes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Scooty Puff junior sucks.

                      [–]fatogato [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      what are thoseeee

                      [–]BluCookie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      underwater motor scooter by the clash at demonhead

                      [–]kalamityd [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      The future of man kind is Wall-E

                      [–]Bruxae [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Ah yes, Adelle "rolling in the deep".

                      [–]joeylafleur [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      The Gunt For The Red October

                      [–]PizzaGood [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                      Those things allow less mobile people, and people with inner ear problems, and old people to enjoy shallow diving as well.

                      [–]cenatutu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Those things allow rich tourists to scooter around under the water guided by scuba guides and have a picnic lunch on a boat.

                      [–]provoko [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      no one mentioned climate change, but yea, this is probably what Florida is going to look like and I'm actually excited to go on one of these

                      [–]dannymarmaduke [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      The obesity/crocs combination really makes it

                      [–]SuperDad_dadadadaaa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Is this real?

                      [–]FearAzrael [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      She's like the a whale of the ocean.

                      [–]tisdue [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      It's unfortunate that the picture had to be a fat woman. Because this machine actually looks amazing. And now we'll all just associate it with aquatic laziness.

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