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[–]heff66 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Scooty Puff Junior suuuuucks." -Filip J. Fry

[–]jvandy17 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Detecting trace amounts of mental activity. Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer." ―Big Brain

[–]SlightlyStable 75ポイント76ポイント  (10子コメント)

Her husband...

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 42ポイント43ポイント  (9子コメント)

Her kitty cat.

[–]SlightlyStable 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

Her dog...

[–]kallexander [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Her fish

[–]thing_in_a_thing 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

Her fish

[–]SiriusSummer [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Her fish. FTFY

[–]Grumpy_Old_Mans [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

So fuckin creepy how large his head is.

I couldn't do this, i'd be afraid someone would plug my breather tube and what teh fuck do you do then?!

[–]irregularcontributor [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

slam your head into the ground

[–]Grumpy_Old_Mans [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

end up with shards of glass going down your throat as you gasp for air while swallowing a shit load of water, if your not already impaled with a piece of glass by smashing your face into the ground.

[–]aescalante 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

That cat: "Why are you doing this..."

[–]Mutt1223 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Their ne'er-do-well canine who has rejected the family's aquatic lifestyle and taken up with an Armenian parachutist.

[–]WilliamBronner84 52ポイント53ポイント  (11子コメント)

In all seriousness, though, I seriously want to have a go on one of those things.

[–]droopydog22 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

I've been on one in the Bahamas, it was pretty neat but painfully slow. Also, the air pressure inside the dome was really hard on my ears. Overall, would do again.

[–]oddible [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Do you do scuba? Just curious if the ear pressure issue was because or something related to the device or normal pressure at depth and you just not being familiar with equalization techniques (or changing depth repeatedly because you were in the device).

[–]gassyboi [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Do you have any pics?

[–]IRoylT [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Pic is OP.

[–]droopydog22 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

We bought the VHS of it for some outrageous sum, it's at my parents' house though. The employees running the tours are in SCUBA gear, and have fish food pellets so that big schools of fish swarm around. I'll watch it next time I'm at my folks' house and see if it's worth sharing.

[–]aquaventure [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Please be careful! I've seen these a lot when diving. One careless blob rammed into a large stand of elkhorn coral oops, that'll just grow back, will it?.

[–]Tkent91 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Most of the places they use these the seafloor and all the coral is about 20-25 feet down. These rarely go below 12-15 feet. So typically not an issue although I suppose still can be.

[–]jar0fair 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah, I really hope this is in my future.

[–]gottogotogogo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I know we're suppose to laugh at her because she is fat, but those things look fun as hell.

[–]crazycatfishlady [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Actually scuba diving is way more fun!

[–]scubadubadiver [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

As a dive professional I can point out about 20 ways this contraption can kill a fat tourist.

[–]A-Figure-In-Black 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

Underwater Wal-Mart?

[–]CoffeeNTrees [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Amazon delivers fat people to sharks.

[–]m1k3tv [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Fat jokes are better when they're actually funny. Have an upvote.

[–]awesomecvl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wait so crocs are going to make a comeback?

NOOOOOOO

[–]derek_32999 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Ursula is mobile folks. Watch out.

[–]m1k3tv 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

This looks like Hella fun

[–]kyroglyphic [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Would be if they weren't hella slow.

[–]TotallyAwkwardLoser 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

no no no, you got it wrong we're supposed to make fun of being fat.

[–]Lakridspibe [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Hella fun

Hehe! In my part of the world, Hella (and Helle) is a girls name.

This is comedian, actress and director Hella Joof

[–]0chickenwaffles0 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Them camo crocs tho...

[–]DrDeth666 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wall-e..?

[–]LesterChisolm60 -1ポイント0ポイント  (11子コメント)

plot twist: she's disabled and you're all insensitive arseholes.

[–]kingbooga 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

I know you're probably joking, but it could be possible. A couple years ago I tore something in me knee and now my knee dislocates if I do anything other than walk. Especially swimming. I lost my physically demanding job because of it and haven't been able to do much physically since then, causing weight gain.

Last December I went on a cruise to Honduras and wanted to go into the water so bad, but couldnt. I very seriously thought about using one of these, but ultimately decided that if I cant swim on my own it's best to stay out of water.

I know this probably isn't the case here. But it's possible.

[–]I_eat_satans_ass [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I thought swimming was very low impact and was easier on your knees that walking/running? Hence its used a lot for PT.

[–]kingbooga [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

It's not the joint that is causing pain, which is what low impact is for. It's the fact that it dislocates if there is any side to side force on my leg and swimming has just enough to dislocate, at which point its very painful and I can't fully extend it until I apply pressure at a very specific point on my kneecap and then push my shin the opposite direction popping it back in.

[–]I_eat_satans_ass [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Ahhh, I see now. This is why I'm not a doctor.

[–]Bam77 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Lift weights with your upper body. Problem solved

[–]midgetkicker 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

In America obesity is a disability. So you are correct.

[–]ReallyRoundRoundies [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Disabled does not mean you get fat.

[–]is_this_4chon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

handicapped.

So big-boned is now a disability ?

[–]Xylotonic [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm don't think that she is, but I'm still proud of being an insensitive asshole.

[–]Hayden97 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

disabled or not, she is still fat

[–]fridgamarator [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

thats looks pretty fun.... sounds alright to me

[–]Shawkilla [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Walmart is really trying to get as many retail locations as possible. Currently testing underwater locations, results seem positive.

[–]Imakedo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I once saw a competition where two races competed across land and the first one to the water leg of the race got to choose one of two items leaving the remaining item to their competitor.

One item was one of these the other was a pair of webbed gloves. They choose the gloves and left the contraption to their opponent.

They fought so hard trying to use that thing but the water was cloudy and half the time they couldn't see where they were going.

Ended up losing a whole lot of time vs the one with the gloves.

[–]Nauran [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Maybe someone really likes to go scuba diving but they're physically disabled, and this device allows them to do it.

[–]Sir_Lulz -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's having a whale of a time.

[–]BillionTonsHyperbole -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Buoyant at any size.

[–]daves_not__here -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the year 3000, where all Wal-Marts are now underwater.

[–]bigblupants 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you mean Whale-Marts?

[–]rooooster -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The seat position makes it looks like it's propelled by farts.

[–]Felix_Cortez -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't know Crocs could survive in saltwater.

[–]Jobu_need_a_refill [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Swimming

[–]noseyappendage -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see shit goin down at the handicapped docks.