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[–]Texavelle82 1005ポイント1006ポイント  (53子コメント)

I love it when people air out their dirty laundry on facebook.

[–]lando1138 278ポイント279ポイント  (47子コメント)

Then you'll love /r/facebookdrama

[–]World-Wide-Web 176ポイント177ポイント  (19子コメント)

oh boy

[–]sponges789 301ポイント302ポイント  (17子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/gUpUC.gif

[–]teslas_notepad 162ポイント163ポイント  (10子コメント)

I wanna squeeze him until all the juice comes out

[–]-LEMONGRAB- 130ポイント131ポイント  (6子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]sponges789 64ポイント65ポイント  (2子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]VinTheRighteous 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not you, sponges.

[–]Nixnilnihil 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

[–]Purpleclone 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

You of all people would know that urge.

[–]Scarnox 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

UNACCEPTABLE

[–]Cazual_Mayhem 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

J--J....Jared?

[–]1YearWonder 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bet it's blueberry.

[–]ficarra1002 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/noisygifs

[–]tekende -3ポイント-2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I love how that loops almost perfectly.

[–]instantrobotwar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

here I go killin' again

[–]DCharlieW 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

You bastard, I have a family and now you show me this.

[–]ArttuH5N1 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honey, you piece of shit, you're subscribing to subreddits without telling me? Ugh... Is one multisub too much to ask?

[–]CelebornX 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't that what /r/cringepics already is?

[–]itsdatoneguy 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

Subscribed thanks

[–]madgirlwithafez 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thankyou.

[–]big_nem 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that where cringepics gets all its content?

[–]jellyshoes11 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for this, I have a lot of good material to contribute.

[–]mbergantz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hold my dick I'm going in!

[–]ilovetrexes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG thank you, I've been looking for a sub like that for ages!

[–]monstermash420 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My eyes! The spelling! Why did I ever look at that sub?!

[–]halvin_and_cobbes -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

All of them look like Facebook wins, and not actual arguments

[–]Zeitgeis1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sub is more like /r/facebook_rekt

Edit Well the ones I saw were anyway...

[–]SaintJoanOfArc -5ポイント-4ポイント  (5子コメント)

tbh just /r/drama is mostly facebook laundry

anyway theres more of it on there

[–]lasergumball 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

There is literally not a single facebook post on the front page right now, or the next 3 pages after.

[–]Captain_Reseda 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lurrally!!!

[–]SaintJoanOfArc 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn sorry I used to subscribe there and I unsubbed because it was all facebook stuff. that is why I said that

[–]lasergumball 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No need to apologize! I just thought you should know it wasn't "mostly" from the looks of it.

[–]Blee10 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

One time a couple years ago I was up late and this dude that dropped out of HS posted on his ex's wall "Maybe I'd actually wanna pay child support if you didn't suck (insert person's name)'s dick behind that dumpster". Shit was wild. There were way more spelling errors in the real post though.

[–]lexgrub 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahah had a time hop today of someone posting a 4 year old rant about her now divorced husband. She titled it "beginning of the end" so not only did she repost 4 year old drama her current profile is her bitching about how hard it is to be a single mom of 5. I can't even imagine how hard that is, but actually now I can by watching her Facebook drama.

[–]derp_08 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love it more when it's very poorly worded.

[–]HandsyPriest 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will never understand how people think it's acceptable to do this.

[–]TheToiletStoreINC 310ポイント311ポイント  (17子コメント)

I can't imagine posting passive aggressive stuff about my spouse on fb like that. Please tell me these people are no older than 18.

[–]mandym347 114ポイント115ポイント  (5子コメント)

That's being a bit harsh to 18 year-olds, isn't it?

[–]TheToiletStoreINC 55ポイント56ポイント  (4子コメント)

Definitely! I thought 13 was a little unrealistic if they're married, though.

[–]Dr_Hannibal_LaBeouf 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

So what? I got married to Corrine Vink behind the swing set when I was 8. I mean, we broke up the next recess.. But my point is that getting married at 13 is nothing.

[–]TheydontKnow 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

So much for sanctity of marriage. Did you even try to work it out?

[–]ChurchOfAbortionism 66ポイント67ポイント  (8子コメント)

I've dated someone that was 26 at the time, and whenever we'd argue, she's go post something on Facebook about "people" saying shit that bothers her, and she would misquote me to make me look a lot worse. It was cool of her to leave my name out of it, but I was still pretty irritated.

[–]brainsack 42ポイント43ポイント  (6子コメント)

ex was is 27. if we got into a fight, even something small, i could expect to see something on her twitter or fb along the lines of "Isn't it great when people dont care about you". she was hungry for attention from at least 4 people at all times. draining

[–]Punchee 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is when you spam reply poop emojis

[–]HardKnockRiffe 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

My wife did this one time back when we were first dating and had our first real fight. She went on FB and passive-aggressively called me out for issues that we were having. Basically, I told her that if she wanted to be with me, our business would need to remain our business and not anyone else's. To her credit, she never did it again.

[–]Celebrimbor333 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

How fast did you break up with her?

[–]Clickrack 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He married her, but it only lasted 6 months after that.

[–]Myrmec [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But only 3 holes... 😕

[–]iownyourhouse 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

The dude is probably blacked out and won't even remember posting it. I'd bet he deleted it the next morning. He doesn't even know what he's complaining about and is just drunk and wants to be pissed about something.

[–]Flyentologist 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like he either has a maturity problem or an alcohol problem.

[–]KevWill 43ポイント44ポイント  (3子コメント)

It looks like Randy and Sharon Marsh got a facebook account

[–]AvoidNoiderman 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

IM JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME SHARON GARSH

[–]damningcad 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

ISN'T THIS AMERICA? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

[–]griffeny 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

GAAWLL

[–]AionProx 201ポイント202ポイント  (40子コメント)

If I did this passive aggressive whiny shit on Facebook my S.O would just rip me to shreds.

I don't get how these couples work, do they just not communicate?

[–]thatsboxy 161ポイント162ポイント  (5子コメント)

Based upon how the status is worded I assume the guy is probably an alcoholic. My mom is and she always used to pull the "I deserve to have..." shit all the time.

[–]monstercake 63ポイント64ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure if he's an alcoholic but he definitely had too much to drink this particular night and didn't handle it very well.

[–]theflyingdog 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah they're both just drunk facebooking which is a bad idea

[–]scootypuffjunior_ 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ex spouse to a drunk here - that was the first thing I thought when I read this status.

[–]thatsboxy 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its a way they justify their addiction. :(

[–]PM-ME-YOUR-COCK-GIRL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some of us have the common decency to be ashamed about our drinking even while drunk.

[–]karafrakinthrace 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a friend that posts stuff like this. She posts every detail of her life on fb. It drives me crazy. And to answer your question, yea, her and her husband do not communicate. Unless it's yelling.

[–]mallchin 75ポイント76ポイント  (3子コメント)

Thet don typ so gud

[–]Teutronic 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

Asking him to type out the word "year" is too much, I guess...

[–]WaluiJ 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you post vague shit on facebook for sympathy like this dude, I'm always going to assume there's some degree of truth-stretching.

[–]Jokershores 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

some

[–]amishbreakfast -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"If you post vague shit on facebook for sympathy, there's some degree of truth-stretching." -WaluiJ's law

I'm writing that one down.

[–]tkat13 46ポイント47ポイント  (11子コメント)

I can't even figure out what the fuck she's trying to say happened.

[–]Dromeo 63ポイント64ポイント  (8子コメント)

He got drunk, put something in the oven, fell asleep. She woke him up. He smashed a glass. He fell asleep. She woke him up again.

[–]fotophocus 28ポイント29ポイント  (6子コメント)

x

[–]CHODE_ERASER 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

What the fuck up is up with the x at the end of Facebook posts? I notice a lot of people do this.

[–]Sharkpig 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've noticed it with people from the UK, specifically. I could be wrong, but that's the only people I've ever seen use that.

[–]helpdickstuckinacow 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've noticed that too and just reading posts with "x" makes me assume the person is British.

[–]sorator 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Kisses. Or hugs. (I forget which is which.)

[–]idwthis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

X is kisses and O is hugs.

The story behind why is explained well on Wikipedia.

[–]Daemorth 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

He got drunk, broke a glass and fell asleep twice while trying to bake something in the oven. I guess the phrasing must be a bit british, since I had no problems understanding that on the first read.

[–]KnowSomeLearnSome -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What these other redditors are saying is wrong. He got drunk, fell asleep, she accidentally woke him up with something in the oven, twice, and then she broke a glass, or he broke a glass. Not sure about that last part.

He is trying to have a night off where he does nothing but relax and drink in front of the TV or something, like a slob. She was going about her evening cooking dinner and he threw a fit and posted on FB passively aggressively.

[–]Twzl 40ポイント41ポイント  (11子コメント)

We had a big family gathering last weekend. We wound up having people over that are not my relatives, but are my BIL's relatives. It was fine, we have a big house and yard and there was plenty of food.

But BIL's brother and his wife, who have been married for a big three months? These are people that I don't even know (I had met the brother before but not the wife, ever), and they're having a fight. At the dining room table. In my house. I was sitting there eating and thinking if you can't hide the hate when you're in a situation like this, then you guys are just doomed. They couldn't even hold it together for a few hours.

They already have a kid (she's a little over a year old), and of COURSE that's why they got married, which is why that's such a stupid idea.

[–]O-Face 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

They already have a kid (she's a little over a year old), and of COURSE that's why they got married, which is why that's such a stupid idea.

Why the hell is this so common? Or the reverse, marriage not going well? Have a kid!

The former I can see being a religious thing, sex out of wedlock and all that, but the other?

There needs to be like a campaign directed to teens and young adults to tell them to focus on themselves rather than getting married and having kids they're not ready for.

[–]drpinkcream 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe you are referring to the MTV show 16 and Pregnant. It is a real show and has been credited with lowering teenage pregnancy.

[–]O-Face 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, but it's not like the people who do this are strictly teens either. Not sure if that show is credited across age demographics.

[–]Twzl 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why the hell is this so common? Or the reverse, marriage not going well? Have a kid!

What's worse is that they're not young: I think he's in his 30's and she's either early 30's or late 20's. I mean, hello, old enough to know what birth control is all about. Which means that this was a planned kid and yet, mommy and daddy are just not going to make it.

I wanted to sit her down (I am old enough to be parents to either of them), and say look. Marriage is hard. If you commit to one, and you want it to last, then you work at it. Yeah the wedding was fun, you got gifts, wore a cool dress and were the center of attention. Now that that's over, deal with your husband.

If you're in a public place and you're having DRAMA11!!11!! and it's bad enough that someone who doesn't know you says "WTF", fix it. Fix it now, pay attention or your kid is going to be the one who loses out.

And no I don't think that people, no matter what should stay married. But I think in some cases, a little bit of care and some thought, would save a marriage. And when there is a kid, I think that's worth a shot.

[–]Asteria_Nyx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Birth control isn't 100% effective. You can use condoms and an IUD and you can still end up with a kid.

[–]NeverEatSoggyWheat 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

BIL?

[–]jennyboh 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

Brother in law - assuming here

[–]NeverEatSoggyWheat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, thanks

[–]Twzl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup!

[–]drpinkcream 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

But he mentioned his 'BIL's brother'. Wouldn't that also be his BIL?

[–]smashing_aisling 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm guessing their BIL is their sister's husband, not their spouse's brother.

[–]d5Hoo9 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nearlydivorceds

[–]Hysterymystery 57ポイント58ポイント  (13子コメント)

Reminds me of the time when we were visiting friends and my husband and his friends got pass out drunk. He then puked on the bed while we were trying to sleep. I'm covered in puke, so is the bed, so I take our baby with me to shower and then go to sleep in the living room. He's awesome sober, but all logic goes out the window when drunk. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't convince him I was wasn't taking his baby away from him to punish him. I just didn't feel the need to sleep in vomit. Drunk people are super fun.

Edit: to clarify, baby was in a pack and play at the foot of the bed, not in bed with us.

[–]laniferous 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hmmmmm, I've heard a sadly similar story before from an old friend.........Karen, is that you??

[–]Hysterymystery 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nope! Not me.

[–]laniferous -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whew, that would be weird. Woulda been cool to find you again though, haha

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    [–]WigwamTheMighty 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I just dont understand the correlation between posting passive aggressive facebook statuses and not knowing any grammar.

    [–]Myrmec [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Both involve being stupid and lazy.

    [–]BuddhaSmite 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I'm seriously starting to wonder how much of our population is incapable of forming a decent sentence. I'm no grammar nazi, but all I see here are a loose assortment of related words vomited onto a Facebook post.

    And it's becoming more common by the day. What gives?

    [–]amishbreakfast 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is why smart comapnies have written answers sections in their applications. Something like, "Write a paragraph about why you want to work here."

    You will weed out half the applicants with a casual glance at that section.

    Not just bad spelling or ignorance about commas. Not just incoherent sentences. I mean really dumb, inappropriate shit. People using the word "fuck" in a job application isn't as uncommon as you think it would be. People's answer to the above question was often, "I need money."

    [–]TwiceRemoved0 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Off to a great start

    [–]AzpiliQuitThat 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Still in that honeymoon stage I see

    [–]john_kennedy_toole 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

    My attempt:

    He got drunk and we had a bit of a falling out because he fell asleep with food in the oven. He then smashed a glass, and now thinks I don't want him to have a night out, which ain'tin't not true!

    [–]arkasha 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You were doing so well until those last three words.

    [–]john_kennedy_toole 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    On the contrary, that is the only translation for the dialect of stupid.

    [–]Lumepall 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Loving the colour palette you chose to hide the names.

    [–]sninklefoom[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A wonderful eye catching clusterfuck

    [–]ILiveInAVillage 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've seen extremely similar things from a couple I know... they seem so surprised that they have arguments. Well yeah, that's what happens when you end your first engagement and get engaged to someone else six weeks later. Gosh I don't need you to dump all your problems on me!!!

    I may have some built up frustration.

    [–]pelvicmomentum 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    x

    [–]Bud-Chieftain 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hate when dumb people don't know grammar and I can barely understand wtf they are trying to say.

    [–]sotomoto 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fuck, that was painful to read.

    [–]halfNelson89 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    When did everyone on Facebook forget how to spell and write in complete sentences?

    [–]joshnix 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I think these crazy kids just might make it.

    [–]theprancingpuppy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hope these crazies don't make kids.

    [–]Please_Label_NSFW 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    People who can't spell or use the word "Too" shouldn't be allowed to get married.

    [–]infinitude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ah facebook, ending marriages faster than adultery.

    [–]DEMAG 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Honeymoon's over.

    [–]ryguyohio 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    English please

    [–]bolognahole 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is hilarious.

    Drunk guy almost burns down house.

    Wife give him shit over it.

    "WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE NIGHT OF FUN WITH THE GUYS?!?!"

    [–]rkicklig 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Keep cutting funding for public education...

    [–]dizneedave 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach.

    [–]moscowmafia 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Aha! Guns and Roses if I'm not mistaken.

    [–]dizneedave 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The phrase "What we've got here is failure to communicate" is a quotation from the 1967 film Cool Hand Luke, spoken in the movie first by Strother Martin (as the Captain, a prison warden) and later, slightly differently, by Paul Newman (as Luke, a stubborn prisoner).

    Later used as a sample in "Civil War" by Guns N' Roses.

    [–]moscowmafia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Huh. The more you know.

    [–]caesar315 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    These kids are gonna make it.

    [–]sninklefoom[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    these kids are at least 3 decades old now

    [–]mello151 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That grammar though...

    [–]wlee1987 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It keeps saying File Bot Found for me when I open it. :(

    [–]RSlat93 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That grammar made me cringe.

    [–]oddspace95 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Never get fuckin married

    [–]Yokiashi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What is period .

    [–]AceDeuce33 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Once that ring goes on, the fun is over.

    [–]DancesWithPugs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rule #1: Do not talk about Marriage Club.

    [–]butylparaben 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hate burning the Pizza Rolls.

    [–]worcannibal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Newlydivs

    [–]erikpurne 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Good god that's a lot of ignorance for one marriage.

    [–]KilroyMcfadden -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What in the actual fuck did she say?