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[–]whoisthisagainLansing, MI 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]Imnotveryfunatpartys 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I asked siri and she said that she "has everything she needs in the cloud"

[–]FilthysonMadison, WI[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

You dirty dog Tom.

[–]Wu-Tang_Flanfun at parties 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I always thank Google when it answers my questions because I want it to remember me as one of the good ones when it takes over.

[–]Golden161 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Superb title OP

[–]Euralos 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

#AILivesMatter

[–]Yetanotherfurry 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

I guess I should stop referring to my GPS as "bitching betty" then.

[–]FilthysonMadison, WI[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ya I should stop referring to my mom as that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Rectal_Punishment 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

But your mom isnt AI.

[–]FilthysonMadison, WI[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Idk, i've never watched her poop. So she might be.

[–]Ripa88 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have. She's all woman.

[–]JacZones 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah. Just ask what she wants to bitch about.

[–]JRoch 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Flying up I imagine

[–]rajkgambhir 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

We've known each other for a long time. I think we should take this relationship to the next level Navi.

This product is 7 years old

You know age doesn't matter to me baby.

[–]FilthysonMadison, WI[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Age Ain't Nuthin' But A Number" - Aaliyah

[–]BaadKitteh 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's this commercial on Hulu right now where this guy is talking to his little AI house controller, and I get a little annoyed with how abrupt and almost rude he is with "her", even though I know that's ridiculous lol

[–]FilthysonMadison, WI[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the next thirty years AI will have constitutional rights. Want to bet on it?

[–]JRoch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And one of us will be married to one

[–]FilthysonMadison, WI[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here's an old video of me doing a 7 minute stand-up set that won me 500 bucks (srsly).

My Twitter - Take six seconds out of your day and follow this twitter so you can see these jokes in their fetal form - like this GPS joke, which was nothing but a wee little tweet a week ago.

Or see other 'gold' such as - "The sex position '11' is just two millennials standing around talking about post-modernism"

or "Tinder combines the two best parts of life - 1. Judging others 2. Being ignored"

Next line in GPS joke - "The GPS' answer is always JC Penney because they rule the free world!!"

As always, stay safe. And vote Bernie Sanders.

[–]wheezeburger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think i remember you posting this and it getting no attention... reddit is indeed weird.

[–]MarzMonkey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Destination Set: Skynet HQ