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[–]kingofthecrowsGold Nova III 573ポイント574ポイント  (38子コメント)

Do you even know how to pronounce Ulysses?

[–]43eyesMaster Guardian Elite[S] 643ポイント644ポイント  (23子コメント)

no not really

[–]TheFlashFrameGold Nova III 267ポイント268ポイント  (12子コメント)

Yoo lis ease.

[–]ProKarmaDistinguished Master Guardian 329ポイント330ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yoo liss deez nuts?

[–]DarthSatorisSilver Elite Master 41ポイント42ポイント  (6子コメント)

I hear he's running for President. He has my vote (if I could vote in American politics)

[–]dovahbe4rCloud9 Fan 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

But he's 15, he can't gain any electoral votes or something like that.

[–]ninjaboizSilver Elite 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

He's 15? He looks older than that.

[–]IronInforcersecondThe Global Elite 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's mature for his age.

[–]deaglehornThe Global Elite 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]Linushz2Legendary Eagle 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

Stephen Hawking?

[–]Im_The_Real_BatmanGold Nova III 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

OO LE SES

[–]Ghost51Legendary Eagle 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I thought it was You-Lee-Sis

[–]Im_The_Real_BatmanGold Nova III 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

it sounds like OO LEE SIS actually, you had it closer than me, I just don't hear the "you"

[–]hontreshxDThe Global Elite 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

you're not clicking listen on the wrong side?

[–]NotKiddingJK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you imagine the dyslexia you would have with 43 eyes? No wonder he doesn't know how to pronounce it.

[–]j1mmie 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you know how to pronounce useless?

[–]iamthejayLDLC Fan 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally didn't understand the joke till I purposely mispronounced it.

[–]Im_inappropriate 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn it. I didn't get this pun at all until I read this. It's a stretch.

[–]JKel1337Silver I 2330ポイント2331ポイント  (111子コメント)

I swear if this makes the front page

Edit: well fak

[–]kikyou2Supreme Master First Class 562ポイント563ポイント  (40子コメント)

Challenge accepted.

[–]ProtosegaMaster Guardian II 225ポイント226ポイント  (33子コメント)

We're doing it Reddit!

[–]xaioaLegendary Eagle 171ポイント172ポイント  (32子コメント)

We did it Reddit! http://imgur.com/kPvrlrA

[–]Linushz2Legendary Eagle 151ポイント152ポイント  (21子コメント)

Now let's go for /r/all

[–]ArtezzaThe Global Elite 18ポイント19ポイント  (8子コメント)

18 right now

[–]43eyesMaster Guardian Elite[S] 67ポイント68ポイント  (7子コメント)

Wow..I've never actually had a post do this well. I've put A LOT of time and effort into some of my posts and a shitty pun takes the cake.

[–]ADSRelease 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to reddit

[–]The_dubTn 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

BOT Troy to be happy about it atleast.

[–]de-overpassMaster Guardian II 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

BOT Frank-ly, there is nothing to be happy about

[–]nagermalsLegendary Eagle Master 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Made your first rookie mistake.

The more thought you put into a post, the most redditors you are going trigger.

[–]TehNewDrummerSilver Elite Master 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, gotta honor the challenge. Here goes:

fuck

[–]RRepcakSupreme Master First Class 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've played with you today!!!!!!

[–]kikyou2Supreme Master First Class 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL pretty accurate http://i.imgur.com/zsINLpQ.jpg
Was a nice game +rep

[–]corchinLegendary Eagle Master 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did it.

[–]disturbing_nicknameLegendary Eagle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's time to show the other gaming communities that this is the best one!

[–]ryeguy 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

all aboard the shitpost express

CHOO CHOO

[–]43eyesMaster Guardian Elite[S] 100ポイント101ポイント  (6子コメント)

Done and done. My memes come only in the dankest quality.

[–]QuartappleNinjas in Pyjamas Fan 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's my favorite quality.

[–]Vendetta1990Distinguished Master Guardian 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

You have now been appointed as a moderator of /r/montageparodies.

[–]bubblegutsyndromeMaster Guardian II 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

BULLSHIT HE IS NOT!

[–]Quas4r 37ポイント38ポイント  (9子コメント)

Hello, I come from /r/all and what the fuck is this

[–]GletscherEis 108ポイント109ポイント  (5子コメント)

Language please. Family show

[–]ndolan0Cloud9 Fan 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

OVERPASS

[–]Doctor_DumbassMaster Guardian I 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

Here's a guy who is confused and dazed, and you meme him.

What generous hosts

[–]SquiirtzzTeam Immunity Fan 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't let your dreams be memes

[–]Mage_of_ShadowsSilver Elite Master 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just reddit

[–]nutbread_LDLC Fan 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should've gone for number 4!

[–]TheRandomWolfGold Nova II 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

The post itself: there's a bot named BOT Ulysess in the game so he made a pun trying to say he was useless.

If you're talking about the "fak" thing, it's a reference to some video from a tournament where someone said fuck and the staff said "keep it clean, it's a family show" iirc.

[–]Quas4r 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well thanks for explaining. His pun is pretty crappy crabby though.

[–]TheRandomWolfGold Nova II 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glad I could help. Yeah you can see puns like this one every now and then get to the front page.

[–]wujekandrzejVirtus.Pro Fan 93ポイント94ポイント  (20子コメント)

pls don't swear

family show

[–]glubbiLegendary Eagle Master 32ポイント33ポイント  (17子コメント)

fak

[–]RohaM_Master Guardian I 28ポイント29ポイント  (16子コメント)

OVERPASS

[–]littlesackninjaMaster Guardian II 16ポイント17ポイント  (15子コメント)

Shoulda gone for number 4!

[–]Garb-OCounter Logic Gaming Fan 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

It will be an Odyssey, but I believe it can make it.

[–]NotSoSuspiciousTeam EnvyUs Fan 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

He fucking got gold too

[–]MrSlayer542HellRaisers Fan 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Watch the language... This is a Family show

[–]CptLaserMaster Guardian Elite 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Random comment to make more popularity.

[–]byitzGold Nova Master 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Il be riding the coat tales.

[–]jullez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure what you swore about but whatever it was it has to be done

[–]Johnny_Ponemousesports Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which swear are you going to

[–]PillowTalk420Master Guardian Elite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

2 hours later: Guess where I saw this...

[–]bLackieJESUSThe Global Elite 627ポイント628ポイント  (17子コメント)

What BOT Gabe you the inspiration for this joke?

[–]cheese_without_toastSilver Elite Master 205ポイント206ポイント  (9子コメント)

BOT Bill we do about these bot puns?

[–]tenXeXoDistinguished Master Guardian 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

you..........you take your upvote and leave

[–]Stagmatic 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

The BOT's here because someone else left

[–]IAmLinxyLegendary Eagle 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Honestly you could have left the What out and it would have been better.

[–]JohnnyferroriLegendary Eagle 119ポイント120ポイント  (7子コメント)

Bot opie is the best out of them all...

Pretty OP if you ask me..

[–]Go4PandaTeam EnvyUS Fan 262ポイント263ポイント  (26子コメント)

[–]RicheldichelDistinguished Master Guardian 91ポイント92ポイント  (13子コメント)

I ALWAYS know what comes but yet I faking click it........

[–]Go4PandaTeam EnvyUS Fan 48ポイント49ポイント  (10子コメント)

'fak'

[–]RicheldichelDistinguished Master Guardian 38ポイント39ポイント  (9子コメント)

yeah, yeah.... family show

[–]CuteDreamsOfYouGold Nova II 32ポイント33ポイント  (8子コメント)

OVERPASS

[–]Ghost51Legendary Eagle 68ポイント69ポイント  (6子コメント)

JOHN CENA

[–]iNoToRi0uSLegendary Eagle Master 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!

[–]IAmZackTheStilesLegendary Eagle 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

LET IT DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]Go4PandaTeam EnvyUS Fan 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

NEVERRR

[–]response_unrelated 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]W3rbenjagermanjensenLegendary Eagle Master 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]EvilPicnicMaster Guardian I 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

TURN AWAY AND..... fak

[–]heap42The Global Elite 52ポイント53ポイント  (28子コメント)

i ... i dont get it...

[–]WeefreemenLegendary Eagle 80ポイント81ポイント  (25子コメント)

You're just Ulysses....

[–]heap42The Global Elite 226ポイント227ポイント  (24子コメント)

Useless?... Wow if thats the joke then WOW...

[–]PavelDatsyuk88Supreme Master First Class 139ポイント140ポイント  (17子コメント)

no, csgo

[–]WeefreemenLegendary Eagle 8ポイント9ポイント  (16子コメント)

xD

[–]Vendetta1990Distinguished Master Guardian 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who died?

[–]topped_kekku 17ポイント18ポイント  (11子コメント)

holds up spork

[–]oViiibesVirtus.Pro Fan 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

[–]TBWolfMaster Guardian II 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yea, that's the joke. Even though Ulysses sounds NOTHING like useless...

[–]darealbeastThe Global Elite 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

yeah, i had the same reaction.

it's just some of these days when people just turn off their brains and laugh about anything inane.

[–]PeterDinklebergVirtus.pro Fan 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I started to question whether I was pronouncing it wrong all these years or if the op doesn't know how "Ulysses" is pronounced

[–]deviousdogGold Nova I 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right? I was confused cause Ulysses didn't sound like any common word that I should have as part of my vocabulary but if this is really the joke then maybe I'm happy I didn't get it

[–]ThisNameWasntStolen 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was so confused!

I had to read down to this comment just to understand.

[–]WarrenHarding12Supreme Master First Class 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

(Useless)

[–]MrHedgetrimmerLegendary Eagle 54ポイント55ポイント  (7子コメント)

This fakker Ulysses bought a Mag-7 the other day on second round after pistol win, rushes Dust 2 long, dies, T picks up Mag and aces my team.

[–]Pepper989 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

weird I thought faker played league

[–]SaraphL 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seems like your team got their anuses stretched.

[–]MrHedgetrimmerLegendary Eagle 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Absolutely. Some guy on my team quit in the pistol round buy time, leaving us with 4 for the rest of the game, still got a draw though.

[–]SaraphL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes I think people in CS:GO leave so often that as long as I'm better than bots, I should climb the ranks eventually.

[–]happykoala4Gold Nova III 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

It took me way too long to get this, saying it with the way Ulysses is actually pronounced makes no sense.

[–]MisleadingCmnt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to have someone else explain it

[–]abulletriddledHellRaisers Fan 175ポイント176ポイント  (5子コメント)

shittest of shitposts.

[–]43eyesMaster Guardian Elite[S] 91ポイント92ポイント  (3子コメント)

thank you

[–]tehjamez 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

learn english you useless git

[–]MiltxnSupreme Master First Class 82ポイント83ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ulysses

FTFY

[–]zdotazGold Nova I 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know Ulysses is a type of Australian butterfly (img)

So if anything, he's basically a botterfly. :D

[–]The_Guitar_ZeroGold Nova Master 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the worst post on this board.

[–]modulewhistleiBUYPOWER Fan 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

bot steel is pretty good at throwing his life away.

[–]sherwynnnMaster Guardian II 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

he wasn't, he was trying to knife

[–]iNoToRi0uSLegendary Eagle Master 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

*wanted to win a knife

[–]RegmarNatus Vincere Fan 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well he's tired from fighting couriers all day.

[–]nocomment92Supreme Master First Class 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys are stupid

[–]evilHamsterzZzVirtus.Pro Fan 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why we can't have 128 tick

[–]TwOne97Gold Nova Master 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

INHUMAN SHITPOSTING

[–]2SIX5Master Guardian Elite 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I changed my steam name to BOT Useless a year ago in homage to Ulysses :)

[–]sev87 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes me question how he is pronouncing Ulysses.

[–]JhppyGold Nova III 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

thats not how you pronounce Ulysses kid

[–]nic-oh 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

time to unsub

[–]BobSagetasaurGold Nova Master 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh man made me think of the Franz Ferdinand Song:

...Oh no your BOT Ulysses oh no, no no no...

[–]Wonderweiss56Gold Nova II 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bot Courier always kills him.

[–]Calfam 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've had this in my head for months thank you for sharing it to the cs world

[–]EccentricFox 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP's really riding de_rails with this pun shit.

[–]MrDyl4nGold Nova I 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This isnt even like stupid funny. Ulysses is not pronounced useless in the slightest

[–]HopelessMannLuminosity Gaming Fan 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

that's just horrible, doesn't even rhyme..

[–]barrbillGold Nova Master 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Effortless

[–]GuyWith3TesticlesLegendary Eagle Master 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not even a good pun, 4/10

[–]woluxDistinguished Master Guardian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of the worst puns ever written. 8/10 - IGN

[–]SteeltemplarGold Nova I 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Badum Tss.

[–]Ghost51Legendary Eagle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes the most simple shitposts are the best shitposts

[–]HairlessSasquatch 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You didn't even fucking try

[–]harryhorss 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was in the top position on my front page.

Very impression.

[–]OversideeCounter Logic Gaming Fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is this suppose to be a joke? I am from /r/all and I don't get it

[–]VoidsCounter Logic Gaming Fan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why

[–]LulzorrNinjas in Pyjamas Fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We could use a user of your caliber over at /r/3amjokes.

[–]BastiaanusLegendary Eagle 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a slow day at /r/GlobalOffensive

[–]toiletscrubberLegendary Eagle Master 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

this pun has been in mm since the the beginning of time why does this have so many upvotes. delivery of pun was also 1/10

[–]xRyubuz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was expecting an intelligent joke about James Joyce.

Instead I get quite possibly the dumbest thing I've read all day, and OP got gold for it, that's enough reddit for me today.

[–]IAMA_all_canconfirm 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find this joke globally offensive.

[–]cjdoyleMaster Guardian I 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Uh, it's pronounced "yule iss ease"

[–]Das_FischeGold Nova Master 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

BotDan it, these jokes are terrible.

[–]waffleking_Cloud9 Fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

never again

[–]BlackWACatSupreme Master First Class 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know what i expected

sighhhhhh

[–]Linushz2Legendary Eagle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I smashed my keyboard, it didn't survi

[–]Professor-CoolDistinguished Master Guardian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're super close to the front page of ALL of reddit. God damn 2 away.

[–]Aim210 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he's oKyle

[–]CrossbowsMaster Guardian Elite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ey, gold and tons of karma please? Front page!

[–]yoKiDDLegendary Eagle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funny how I just read a fallout wikia article about a guy with that name.

[–]UncleSam89Legendary Eagle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to change the "fluff" tag to "shitpost". To be fair this is pretty good

[–]trinitas_Distinguished Master Guardian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

hes pretty you-la-sees in my opinion? what?

[–]cantFindValidNamLegendary Eagle Master 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But he's my best friend

[–]PillowTalk420Master Guardian Elite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In my experience, all of the "odd" named bots are actually cheating bastards. Ulysses, Vladimir, Wolf, Zed, Quinn, Quade... These are the bots that when on Demolition maps, like Safehouse, end up shooting through entire buildings to kill shit. I really hate being killed through the fucking floor on Safehouse or Lake by Quinn. That smug AI fuck.

[–]ronnyjohnsonssinkGold Nova Master 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why

[–]HazachuGold Nova Master 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In my opinion hes actually a bit Telemachus.