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[–]DarkHunterXYZ 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fake and straight

[–]TheEmbernova(◞◟˘ ³˘)♥ 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

how boring :3c

[–]KitsunelaineLocal Foxgirl 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

in early before this gets thrown to the front page with 3k upvotes & gilded

anyone want popcorn?

[–]CranberryHorses(- • -)♪♫♪ 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I would love some.

[–]FullClockworkOddessy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Insert Sarkeesian popcorn gif here.

[–]Topyka2stealing bootstraps and breaking windows 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

21 day old account, filled with this stuff. I can't tell if this is real or fake, but both possibilities are hilarious.

[–]BushyBrowz 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

"neckbearded, euphoric STEMlord, mangry, virgin redditors"

Yeah, I'mma say troll but it's hilarious anyway.

[–]Blunderaem 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look at their name. Either a troll or someone so not self-aware that they took the near equivalent of "AyyLmao-man" unironically.

Well I guess there is a third option they are a marijuana enthusiast, but they seem too high strung for that to be the case.

[–]buttezSOCIAL JUSTICE BARD 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

rage more, nerd

[–]NotMyBestPlan 59ポイント60ポイント  (3子コメント)

I keep starting a counterpoint post, but I keep coming up short. How do you even deal with something of this magnitude? This is basically the living embodiment of the straw redditor given life and set free.

I just... Wow. This is hilarious. This is beautiful. This is a work of art in how to construct a rage-filled essay that is wrong in every way imaginable.

Full marks to you on that. Unless, of course, you're serious, in which case maybe you should seek help before it's too late? You seem to have some unresolved anger issues you need to work out.

[–]zawqvz 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's hits every ragenote so precisely though, it comes off as a bit too perfect to be genuine salt. I'm pretty sure even the typo at the end was painstakingly added as a little garnish. I kind of wonder if this was generated by algorithm-- did subredditsimulator finally get its wish and become a real redditor?

[–]FullClockworkOddessy 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Subredditsimulator is more self aware than your average Redditor. Becoming real would be a downgrade for it.

[–]Cupbearer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I stopped believing when he described his group as STEMlords, mangry and virgins.

[–]ssjwlevel3 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is absolutely satire from a parody account. I refuse to believe content this good could be created in earnest.

[–]PhuzzySA 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to believe :(

[–]ChicomoztocThe evil empire salutes the shevil fempire ☭ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree, lately the LMBOS have been way too ludicrous. Must be parody...

[–]RanchoUnicorno 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

yes!!! FINALLY someone talking some sense into the GODDAMN FEMINISTS!!!!!!!

FUCKIn' PREACH MY BROTHER this is the shit I LIVE 4 PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNO I'M FREE!

[–]BushyBrowz 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey man, I appreciate your patriotism but you should at least illustrate proper usage of the english language.

At least I know I'm free.

Edit: I'm an English major.

[–]ArchangelleJazeeraOF OUR BRD'S NEWS AGENCY[M] 65ポイント66ポイント  (7子コメント)

Wow, white males get really upset and offended easily.

[–]packyouuppao / sarkeesian 2016 62ポイント63ポイント  (4子コメント)

Men are often ruled by their emotions.

[–]heidismiles 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

He must be hormonal.

[–]supferretsjinkies! my problem glasses! 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just another reason they shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[–]ChicomoztocThe evil empire salutes the shevil fempire ☭ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok, be honest, this is parody right? I mean c'mon... this is mods having a laugh, no?

It's like the perfect storm of childish dense nonsense, it's too perfect. I don't buy it.

[–]ArchangelleHelenelleOF OUR BRD'S BATH 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lovecraftian hate

Wow that's a new one. I'm really excited to see where it goes from here. PBUF

[–]FullClockworkOddessy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anti-racism is code for Cthulhu ftghan!

[–]LIATGThe natural predator of attack helicopters 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love you too babe <3

[–]Tophersaurus168Certified Sexual Fun Oppressor, Ph.D 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahhh, there's the batshit insane, absolutely impotent rage I've been craving. Please provide more, in my inbox if you must, anything I can share with the class.

[–]kfkz 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seconded. I'm like Tinkerbell and applause. I need white male tears to live.

[–]Cinnaren 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of

[–]Mom_Fartswe shit out our butts and that's normal 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

watch out, this dude has a thesaurus.

[–]cpttimAssgardians bridging via the Brofröst! 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not gonna lie. Totally had to look up oleaginous.

[–]trainfanyayWe've found a type of prejudice previously thought to be extinct 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

~Science!~

~Technology!~

~Engineering!~

~Mathematics!~

~Logic!~

GO REDDIT

"By your powers combined, I am captain Reddit!"

Captain Reddit! He's our hero.

Gonna take misandry down to zero.

He's our neckbeard, magnified.

And he's fighting on the pedo's side.

Captain Reddit! He's our hero.

Gonna take misandry down to zero.

Gonna help him give some flak to

SJWs who like to

drug and spermjack!

"You'll pay for this, Captain Reddit!"

We're the Redditeers!

You can be one, too!

Cuz freezing our peaches is the thing to do.

equal rights and non-whites

are not the way.

Hear what Captain Reddit

has to say:

THE PRIVILEGE IS YOURS

[–]xowxpeacocking with zir balla ass spoon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is glorious

[–]proGGthrowaway< not actually pro-GG 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

drug and spermjack!

im sorry but what the fuck

[–]ktkaslak 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

Oh wow. Just wow. I thought this was a parody, but tbh I should have expected something this brainless from a white man. I really think they are just biologically inclined to be this ridiculous. I know there are smart white men, but honestly those are just the minority. If you look at evolution, men hunted so all their energy went to developing muscles, while with women, they had time to evolve empathy and intelligence. This is why men prefer brainless manual labor while women get better grades in university and have higher graduation rates. Also, white people lived in such close contact with animals they just became disease ridden and therefore evolution selected for immunity and insulation from the cold, whereas more energy went to the brains of POC. I honestly can't believe any white man accomplishes anything!

[–]MythicalMothman 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is just facts, you can't argue with facts.

[–]Preemptive_Strut 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

False: I always use facts to argue.

[–]BushyBrowz 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be very curious to study what the effect living in cold areas had upon penis size. I'm not racist, but it's frankly ignorant to not acknowledge a possible correlation.

[–]samjakGender Traitor POW 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

White men are basically animals, they aren't capable of advanced thought tbh

[–]besharedwaaah waaah waaaah 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guise, he figured us out...we have to act quick and commence plan B.

[–]nodying 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

A sub-forum encouraging the sexualization of the very young, one about mocking people online and off for being fat, and one for naked hate against people with dark hides.

And these are some of the most desperately defended sub-forums on this website.

This is why BRD hates us. Her Great Work is far from done. (For real though, using a heinous murder as an excuse to snipe at a circlejerk sub-forum is appalling)

[–]GayFesh 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am genuinely stumped. Poe's law in action.

[–]koronicuspersecutor of manchildren 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so perfect that even though it can't possibly be real, I don't even mind. 9/10.

[–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should quit huffing your own farts, le gentlesir....and your trilby may be a tetch too tight.

[–]Cammadore64 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

OOHH SHIT this is the first time I've recognized someone on reddit from their hilarious writing style. Look at this beaut of a response he gave me earlier today:

Time to give up, SJW. Your narrative is crumbling like a house of cards under the weight of the facts. How fucking stupid do you think we are? Do you really think anyone's going to buy that your pathetic tumblr made up words are more important than literal terrorism!? I can assure you that every day more people are waking up to your vile lies, and to the white-hot hate they're made of.

He sounds like some kind of redditor super hero. By day he is /u/dankman42099, not so mild mannered redditor. But by night he is Dank Man! Defender of the strong! Champion of the privileged! Able to leap to conclusions in a single bound! DAAAAANK MAAAAAAN

[–]pizzaallday 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Aw dang. A cry baby post and my white male tears mug is in the dishwasher!

[–]doggiedogdogdogdogSocial Justice Unit 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don't keep a set? What if you have guests from the fempire?!

[–]RacecarlockSocial Justice Sharknado 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

-0 points

Somebody's mangry.

[–]SRS-ly 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This needs the Saruman voice.

[–]CressCrowbitsSuper Charged Man Basher 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 8am here, afraid you'll have to wait a while before any Sarumangry dramatic reading action :(

[–]RacecarlockSocial Justice Sharknado 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! This has enough white male tears to power our doom weapon for an entire fortnight!

[–]MURDERSMASH 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had this hilarious redditeur tagged in RES for this comment:

You serious? It is a known fact that SJWs are nothing but the offspring of puritanical progressivism. They can't be bargained with, reasoned with, and will absolutely not stop until reddit is a feefee-worshipping 1984 malefrei reich

PURITANICAL PROGRESSIVISM

[–]Kakya 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

"WAR WAR WAR, WE CAN DO WAR, WE LOVE WAR. WE WIN WAR. WE WHITE MEN WIN WAR.

MEANWHILE, Y U ALL SO VIOLENT?!"

[–]FullClockworkOddessy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

White men only know death and subjugation, and only deserve the same.

[–]dabezian 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is NOTHING forcing you to stay on reddit

Get over it, SRS won the war against the shitlords

[–]doggiedogdogdogdogSocial Justice Unit 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

oleaginous

Somebody has a thesaurus.

[–]cheeseburger_dot_mp39 dex, 15 wis, 10 con, 79830 misandry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

oy, I think e's takin' the piss

(imagine I'm british for this comment only)

[–]Shurman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

FPH, a healthy, light-hearted sub.

[–]Hembly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lovecraftian hate, huh. This should be added to the SRS Mythos.

[–]moon_physics 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK no, not under my watch, not as long as straight white men have any dignity left

If this post is any indication, I think that ship might have already sailed buddy

[–]melulu21 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's swell, now go back to watching My Little Pony.

[–]tetraveraJewish American Pheminist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

9/10 - delicious tears to be had, but content failed to match the title.

[–]MJ-XX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is satire

[–]Sammy-Rose 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure if serious or satire

[–]WesternCanadaKing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY shit, GET A LIFE! Don't you have any hobbies? A job? ANYTHING else to do

The lack of self awareness is seeping through my computer screen. What do I do, it's getting everywhere.

[–]TheBigCon4800It's actually about ethics in BUT WHAT ABOUT SRS? 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

an extremely popular community that was KNOWN to host no illegal content

aside from kiddy porn

a healthy, light-hearted circlejerk sub that was CONFIRMED to have helped fat people overcome their condition!

look how healthy it was when they told a guy to kill himself.

for no reason AT ALL other than that their thoughtcrimes hurt your feefees.

and constant brigading at /r/blackladies

mother of BRD

[–]Harfangdesneigesi'm so contained i'm basically maersk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay everyone which one of you is it? Because there's no way this isn't fake

[–]barrypicklesbeta male 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am a 42 year old married man with 3 kids. I have my own basement.