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If Full House Was Black (youtu.be)

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[–]Willie_Stark92 201ポイント202ポイント  (31子コメント)

I thought black Full House was Family Matters?

[–]dodgersbenny 89ポイント90ポイント  (25子コメント)

It is. Urkel was Kimmy Gibbler

[–]byzzz 22ポイント23ポイント  (10子コメント)

Urkel is god

[–]sumbeech 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

You'll suck Steve Urkel's dick if he wanted you to! You'll suck his fucking dick, do you understand?! He's our bread and butter you motherfucker!

[–]Nic3GreenNachos 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

https://youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI

[–]J2Duncan 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your're a fucking pawn in that nerds game!

[–]Pooter_McGee 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am so glad I saw this.

I'm going to binge watch the fuck out of Key and Peele now.

[–]daniel6990 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is an incredible Carl Winslow impression!

[–]fatguybayonet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I AM HIGH ON COCAINE

[–]TheLeagueOfShadows 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://i.imgur.com/IO3j8.gif

[–]skeptibat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Better than that bitch Kimmy Gibbler." - Bob Saget

[–]AustinThompson 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine Urkel having sex for the first time. He pulls out and cums on the girls face and then says, "Did I do thaaat?".

[–]NightO_Owl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do the Urkel dance!

[–]Slobotic 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

This comment made me google Kimmy Gibbler and I found actress Andrea Barber's twitter page, and now I am aware that Fuller House will premier on Netflix in 2016. It's going to be DJ Tanner's house, except now she's married and her name is D.J. Tanner-Fuller.

I feel like all of this is somehow your fault.

[–]kojitsuke 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kimmy "Kimmy don't call me "Kimmy Gibbler" Gibbler" Gibbler?

[–]cheddarfire -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

don't you say shit like that about Urkel.

Urkel had depth. His admiration for the Winslow family was a reminder that even though Carl, Eddie, Harriet and Laura were always bemoaning their own issues and feeling trampled by life, the simple fact that they had each others back was to be treasured and coveted more than any material or monetary gain.

Steve's lack of familial support, and it's ambiguous nature over the course of the show, was tragic to me, because every time he stepped into the Winslows home to "help" them with whatever issue they were having, his words and actions screamed "YOU HAVE A FAMILY THAT LOVES AND SUPPORTS YOU MOTHERFUCKER, QUIT COMPLAINING!"

He also was probably insanely horny.

[–]caspissinclair 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My Wife and Kids was pretty close.

[–]Adsweetly 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought it was everybody hates chris

[–]The_sad_zebra 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not enough lessons on family values.

[–]SageofHalo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a child of the '90s....you just blew my mind.

[–]thepensivepoet 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You were not a very observant child.

[–]Donger69 48ポイント49ポイント  (9子コメント)

My best friend's dad is black.

[–]ButtStallionn 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did he find out from a mirror or his doctor?

[–]Whitebeard 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maury Povich actually.

[–]OhHowRelevant 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

is...your friend black too?

[–]ThatSillyOtter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fun fact?

[–]ItsaMe_Rapio 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for sharing

[–]Smittyrb -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

im sorry

[–]masterpickup -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I had a black friend once, almost. But my dad sold him.

[–]meditate42 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So your what, 170 years old?

[–]HotWeen -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's good

[–]HuffMyStuff69 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CKVj5RgFBw

[–]cap-bearer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was way too short.

[–]tfg49 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

oh god, my sides

[–]Bnightwing -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's wrong with your sides?! SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR!

[–]mickster09 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Danny extra Tanner

[–]cynicalbrownie 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

That kid has some acting chops. His face changed so quick when ass whooping intentions were expressed.

[–]MrRE15 30ポイント31ポイント  (9子コメント)

If full house were black...wouldn't the dad not be there at all?

[–]clydeshadow 6ポイント7ポイント  (8子コメント)

statistically, yes.

according to:

http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2013/07/singleparent_households_and_black_children_education_not_affected_as_much_as_you_think.html

close to 70% grow up in single-parent households, and I imagine the overwhelming majority of those are female run.

For comparison's sake, under slavery roughly 2/3 black families were two-parent households.

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/politics/91933/slavery-black-families-single-parents

And that number basically stayed stable or improved under segregation through until the early 60s, when (and this is my personal guess) likely a combination of: sexual revolution, cultural revolution, drugs, and poorly designed welfare policies caused a dramatic trend shift.

So what 200 years of slavery and 90 years of segregation failed to do, 50 years of whatever the hell we've had since the 60s has managed to accomplish: the destruction of the black family.

[–]HephaestusToyota 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that's depressing.

[–]openreamgrinder1982 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, you're kind of ignoring that there's also been a huge increase in the number of single-parent households since the 60s

[–]cggreene2 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jesus, coontown users are really struggling nowadays.

[–]netoholic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Data is not racism. Turning your back on data which points to a problem solves nothing.

[–]netoholic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You might find this video interesting, as it discusses this topic in depth and how it relates to the overall rate of violence in America.

TDLW; Statisically, inner cities with large black populations skew the data when talking about overall violence... and the main reason those areas are so violent is the black "family" which usually consists of a violent mother with violent boyfriends raising children which themselves become violent.

[–]alekzander01 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty sure slavery with the whole breeding and selling part managed to destroy more black families....

[–]Lemonlaksen 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

ye how about sum child abuse!!

[–]SourCreamWater 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, come here, Pal. I know you want some child abuse, but if you ever say "sum" when you really mean "some", I'll knock you clean out.

[–]13jackieparker 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was wondering was Frank Thomas was up to these days.

[–]StigDoesntFart 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who is full house?

[–]SyntheticGod8 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a medical drama / cooking show about Dr House, master chef and professional eater.

[–]BEARDEDBAKER85 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I applied it my life as: "If Full House Was ran by my Mexican mother"

[–]ThatSillyOtter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

His calm face lol

[–]grafxbill 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

[–]ErnestEverhard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like Adrian Peterson learned his lesson.

[–]meat_mate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I find it tremendously sad that black people beating their kids is so status quo that it's funny.

[–]captaincupcake234 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean Domestic Abuse House?

[–]JimmysRevenge -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

The neverending cycle that is violence towards children is hilarious. Let's admit it's a part of a community that has a lot of trouble and LAUGH AT IT instead of, you know, not doing it anymore.

[–]_Throwgali_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Of course you get downvoted for pointing out the obvious.

[–]JimmysRevenge 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah the power of the downvote was bastardized a long time ago. People have forgotten that it is only valuable in eliminating the irrelevant. Once it began being used to hide unpopular opinions, this site began it's downhill trend which is only getting steeper and steeper by the day.

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[–]Mercury-Redstone -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

BEDTIMESMATTER

[–]ShaneDAWS0N -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If full house was black then why is his dad there?

[–]muffinbutton89 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

False. Father is still in the picture and where is Tyron and Lamar?

[–]JonnyHall -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is truly some of the most vile shit I've ever seen on reddit. I am not joking.

Child abuse, spankings, hitting -- it all leads to more violent adults. Its not okay to perpetuate this shit as NORMAL, because it will result in generation of youth more violent than other groups.

[–]woostermcgee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hehe, child abuse is pretty hilarious