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These people wouldn't move to let others take photos at Madame Tussaud's in London. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]The_Man_in_Black_ 2372ポイント2373ポイント  (45子コメント)

And look at that self righteous piece of shit putting his foot on the table like he owns the place

[–]LanceFree 366ポイント367ポイント  (29子コメント)

You never know, he might have built it.

[–]pdy18 158ポイント159ポイント  (23子コメント)

Atleast he shot first

[–]Heromedic18 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

First, or was the only one to shoot?

[–]dicemonkey 26ポイント27ポイント  (15子コメント)

You mean shot?

[–]Bubbapillz 27ポイント28ポイント  (13子コメント)

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. There's a photo of the script and it never says Greedo shoots. So yeah, Han shot.

[–]dicemonkey 4ポイント5ポイント  (12子コメント)

Shot first sounds cooler ...it also takes away some blame? ...it implies that he didn't just shoot him in cold blood ..which appeals to people's sense of fair play ...something which has no place in a dangerous situation

[–]riksauce 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

He shot him in cold blood after taunting him.

[–]dicemonkey 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes ...it was necessary ... I see nothing wrong here .

[–]riksauce 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

I dont either. I just dont like churching it up bc Han is a bad ass

[–]RedditAntiHero 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Greedo did pretty much threaten his life all the while pointing a blaster directly at him.

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    [–]Ninjar2033mildly angry 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I like how this guy puts it

    [–]cinemadness 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Or as Tuco puts it in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

    [–]triobot 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Or as Tuco in Breaking Bad puts it:

    tight right tight jeyea

    blue, yellow, pink

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          [–]ChangoBlanco75 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

          this joke was very clever, i appreciate you

          [–]JaMojo 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

          I'd like to appreciate him as well, could you explain it to me.

          [–]MarlonBain 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Not happy with the roles being offered to him, Ford became a self-taught professional carpenter to support his then-wife and two small sons.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Ford#Early_career

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            [–]yeah-maybe 79ポイント80ポイント  (11子コメント)

            Pardon my French but what a scruffy lookin' nerf herder

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              [–]CrystalElyse 1517ポイント1518ポイント  (286子コメント)

              I "love" how they're all giving you the stink eye like you're the asshole in this situation.

              Ugh, people.

              [–]SexyMrSkeltal 731ポイント732ポイント  (257子コメント)

              I used to live in an incredibly touristy place, and had assholes like this all the time. If they don't move, you just barge in anyways, they'll inevitably move out of the way, even if they're bitching about it. They don't move because most people will try to stay polite and let them get their way. Same with Chinese tourists, I had one who tried to cut me in line three times, until I just pushed him down out of the way, and he looked at me as if I just sinned in front of god himself. He didn't try to cut in line again.

              [–]queefiest 387ポイント388ポイント  (85子コメント)

              I was in the foreigner queue for customs at heathrow and for like 40 mins I had this Asian lady pushing me from behind, so in order to maintain my bubble of non human contact I would take one less step then I needed and then when she stopped I would take a tiny step forward. I had to stand sideways, because if I had my back to her she would do it again. Wtf? I don't want to touch you stranger, we just had a 9 hour flight from Canada. I smell. Even if I don't smell, I don't want to touch you.

              Edit: to everyone saying I should have exacted revenge for her actions in some form: Its a customs line. For entry to a commonwealth country. Do I want to get sent home before my awesome adventure? No. Do I want to have my cavities searched? No. Is it likely they would have searched my cavities? Probably not. Regardless of any of those points, I'm not going to have a confrontation with anyone while under a lens in the busiest airport in the world. I understand that many Asians have a lesser sense of personal space, I lived in Vancouver, I figured that out ages ago on the Skytrain. It's just not worth it with the stakes at hand. Also, I'm already an asshole, so every step I take towards not being an asshole is a step in the right direction.

              Edit 2: I don't usually do a second edit, but when I do, it's because I read the subsequent comments and had to tell you you guys are hilarious.

              [–]asakhai 118ポイント119ポイント  (18子コメント)

              I was at Heathrow going through security, and this middle aged Indian guy waiting behind me. Apparently, this guy couldn't wait to get to the terminal because his disgusting fat sweaty belly kept digging into my back. We're like at the back of line, he has plently of space...and this dude is totally okay with it.

              I turn my head to ask for a little space, making a conscious effort not to make a big deal out of it... but... sweaty belly.

              He doesn't listen--- maybe he was anxious, I don't know-- but I turned around and absolutely freaked out on him.

              "COULD YOU STEP BACK? PLEASE? YOUR SWEATY STOMACH IS PRESSED INTO BACK."

              Fin.

              [–]Pie_in_ear 119ポイント120ポイント  (16子コメント)

              It's just how Indian guys queue.

              [–]nhjuyt 96ポイント97ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Nuts to butts or it is not a proper line

              [–]kaenneth 56ポイント57ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Being right next to China, it's needed to stop them from cutting in.

              [–]PineappleGrenade 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Yeah, but none of them are smiling, there's obviously room for one more.

              [–]asakhai 53ポイント54ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Holy shit, is this really a thing? This totally explains it

              *edit: I just googled Indian queue.... mind blown

              [–]Grobulox 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Do you feel sorry now? I wouldn't.

              [–]asakhai 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

              ...did I mention his belly was sweating?

              [–]ender278 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Indian queue

              In Google Image Search, there are several pictures of a guy beating the people in the line with a big bamboo stick. What the shit is that about??

              [–]asakhai 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

              An Indian policeman uses a bamboo stick in an attempt to control cricket fans jostling to maintain their position after a minor stampede in a queue for tickets at The M. Chinnaswamy Stadium in Bangalore

              [–]xenthum 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Is this actually a common thing for Indian people or did you just find a super random relevant pic?

              [–]hurrrrrmione 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

              It's extremely common in India. Both the culture and the high population leads to a very different idea of personal space and how much personal space is necessary, both amongst strangers and amongst family.

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                  [–]viracochas 58ポイント59ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  " Hey could you back up please"

                  [–]_CitizenSnips_ 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  a lot of old asian ladies have absolutely no spatial awareness. If one is behind you in line you will have them leaning up against you, pushing you, pretty much anything you can think of. You take a step forward and they just move closer and continue, even if the rest of the line isn't moving. Eventually you just have to push them back because or stare them down because they'll just keep doing it until they're told otherwise.

                  [–]queefiest 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  She wasn't old , she was younger than me and I think I dealt with it kind enough.

                  [–]sashir 213ポイント214ポイント  (49子コメント)

                  Many asian cultures don't have a concept of personal space in a crowded public area. She likely had no idea you found it strange / uncomfortable.

                  [–]galacticgabby 89ポイント90ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  Wouldn't it be common sense to not just randomly push people for 40 minutes though

                  [–]50ShadesOfKray 81ポイント82ポイント  (23子コメント)

                  I really hate this broad statement. CHINESE people don't have a concept of queing. We do fine in Japan. They do well in Korea. Hell I even think Taiwan is okay about it. It's only China in my experience. And I've been to almost all the asian countries excluding india and indonesia.

                  [–]bloopblerpbloop 55ポイント56ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  Let's take it a step further and just make it mainland Chinese. Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan (depending on your political views) aren't so bad.

                  [–]leofrick 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  In Hong Kong people do not take kindly to queue-jumpers. I've seen queues at least 100 people long waiting for buses (during a typhoon, when everyone's sent home from work early) and everyone waited and boarded super efficiently.
                  I also saw mainlanders barge in front of people in taxi lines, and I shared a look of contempt with the old cantonese driver.

                  Grade A queuers, Hong Kongers are.

                  Source: Am English.

                  [–]50ShadesOfKray 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Cheers. I don't really consider Taiwan or HK part of China. I should have specified better though.

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                    [–]kindofstephen 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

                    I know in Korea there's a seniority that comes with age. I've seen elderly just bud younger patrons and skip to the front of the line.

                    [–]50ShadesOfKray 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    I think this is mostly about rude douchery abound, not just the old people, though I think old people around the world are real jerks about things like this.

                    [–]kindofstephen 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    There's a hierarchy culture in Korea, with elders (and bosses) being at the top. I was there for a few months and became friends with a few English teachers and this was one of their big complaints

                    https://shadeofjadeblog.wordpress.com/tag/seniority/

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                          [–]runttux 380ポイント381ポイント  (17子コメント)

                          Fuck her. Read up on the culture you are visiting.

                          [–]StandingByToStandBy 69ポイント70ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I don't think having a quickie in the airport would alleviate that much tension.

                          Then again, the intimacy might.

                          [–]graham0025 111ポイント112ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          airportculture

                          [–]expendablethoughts 29ポイント30ポイント  (9子コメント)

                          Yeah that's what I don't get. As "foreigners" we're always told to accommodate cultural differences when visiting, which is very normal, no problem with that, but what about the opposite? Shouldn't they so the same? Are we that hard to read?

                          [–]Urban_Savage 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          "When in Rome" applies to everyone.

                          [–]atomictrain 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Do you think a non-western guidebook explains how much personal space a westerner needs? I don't.

                          [–]HungryMoblin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Exactly! The only way to know is to go there and learn.

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                              [–]queefiest 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I thought so, which is why I decided not to say anything .

                              [–]BullShatStats 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Whenever that happens to me, if I have the capacity, I just let an enormous fart rip then look back accusingly.

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                                [–]anschelsc 89ポイント90ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                I once nearly ran someone over because they stopped halfway across the street to take a picture. The street in question? The fucking WEST SIDE HIGHWAY in Manhattan.

                                I was sorely tempted not to stop.

                                [–]Other_WorldBLUE 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                I'm always afraid someone's going to jump out into the street on the West Side Highway before the tunnels. It's only on the touristy places around the city where I'm worried that will happen (okay and maybe the Financial District). I feel like they're pressured to jump the light, when they don't have a feel for the flow of traffic.

                                [–]anschelsc 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                In my experience traffic there is so slow that even if you hit someone they wouldn't get seriously hurt.

                                Incidentally, although I didn't specify this was in fact right outside the Holland Tunnel.

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                                  [–]OC4815162342Green 234ポイント235ポイント  (57子コメント)

                                  I was in Vegas and some Chinese woman shoved passed me to look at the water feature. I pushed between her and she tried to shove me away so I hip checked her. Literally every single interaction I have had with Chinese tourists has shown me that they are rude and inconsiderate ass holes

                                  [–]baconwaffl 172ポイント173ポイント  (53子コメント)

                                  Many places have installed signs instructing Chinese tourist on the proper ways to queue and what is and isn't acceptable in the loo. UK has asked them not to poop in public.Taiwan has asked tour operators to school tourists in the proper treatment of public places. They're terrible like little spoiled little children. Many tourist groups have lessons on how to behave because they're about to lose their welcome.

                                  [–]556x45mm 53ポイント54ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  As much as it pains me to say this (I am chinese) they really do need to lose the privilege of travel until they can learn some manners. When I was in Europe last year people would look at my wife and I with some tension because I think they were expecting us to be loud and rude like the other asian tourists. Once I started speaking english and/or reading out of my dictionary they seemed to relax quite a bit.

                                  The worst one was at the Louvre. There was a group of probably 20 older Chinese women and they were running in the gallery, yelling loudly in chinese, and pushing people out of the way so they could see the exhibits without waiting in line. Not sure what happened to them but I hope they got kicked out.

                                  [–]OC4815162342Green 117ポイント118ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                  I really do believe they know exactly what they're doing too. They just don't care

                                  [–]myatomicgard3n 82ポイント83ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Oh they completely know what they are doing and don't give a shit.

                                  Source: I live in China.

                                  [–]Lumn8tion 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I fucking knew it.

                                  [–]baconwaffl 90ポイント91ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                  Respecting the place you're visiting shouldn't have to be taught. No, you may not shit on the lawn at the museum. Someone has been taking great care with it and shouldn't have to pick up your turd.

                                  [–]stiffsquirrel 68ポイント69ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                  They don't respect the place they live, why would they respect the place they are visiting?

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                                    [–]mewfahsahBLUE 22ポイント23ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                    I remember a thread talking about the appalling behavior of chinese tourists, doesn't it have to do with their country developing so quickly they never had a slow development period where people could learn proper social etiquette?

                                    [–]myatomicgard3n 64ポイント65ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                    There is basically a saying that Chinese still have one foot on the farm. It's basically that all these Chinese are really just rural hick farmers transplanted into cities.

                                    On the other hand, they know what they are doing and don't give a single fuck.

                                    Source: Live in China

                                    [–]mewfahsahBLUE 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                    Makes sense. It's kind of douchey, but applied elsewhere so few people will stop you, in some situations their boldness would work. However not in tourist situations.

                                    [–]myatomicgard3n 22ポイント23ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                    I was visiting a tourist spot in China, and we were like first ones in line but some Chinese tourist group ended up behind us. Rather than us all walk calmly to the 6 empty buses that could easily take all of us. They needed to make a mad dash and shove each other.

                                    Some Chinese lady fell on the ground cause she ran into me and fell over. Called her a bitch and told her not to push next time. She ignored and got up and kept running pushing along with other people.

                                    [–]mewfahsahBLUE 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                    She probably didn't understand you. It's crazy how rude they can be. I'm glad I don't live in a very touristy area.

                                    [–]myatomicgard3n 29ポイント30ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                    I said it in Chinese, so she understood lol.

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                                        [–]deprivedchild 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Went camping a while back, and on the campsite nearby there was this chinese pair of men who were obviously having trouble starting their minivan. I asked them if they needed help, and they turned and gave me a bad stinkeye. I just told them "k" and left them.

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                                          [–]t_hab 25ポイント26ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                          I was at a free Wyclef street concert in Montreal not too long ago and we got there early just to get our spots. About ten minutes in, a group of ten Haitians push through the crowd (also mostly Haitian) and try to go right to the front, even moving a guy in a wheeel chair out of the way to stand in front of him. I flipped out and they eventually got behind us, but they were acting as if I was a massive prick for telling them to get behind.

                                          [–]Ultra_Sonic 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          My sister is in a wheelchair. We went to see an open air production of a Midsummers Nights Dream. We were positioned at the front where disabled spaces were sectioned off. A group of old people came along with portable seats and put them right in front of us, blocking our view. Luckily my aunt tore them a new arsehole and they moved, grumbling, like we were the selfish wankers.

                                          Old people are often entitled pricks as well.

                                          [–]maowsers93 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Oh hell no. I live in Austin which is super touristy. I was in line for some art exhibit my friend wanted to see and these fuck tourists (eastern european) cut in front of us after we had been waiting for an hour. I just started going, " What the fuck? What the actual fuck is this?" They turned around and go, "oh did you want to be in front of us" and I lost it on them. They left the exhibit entirely I think out of embarrassment.

                                          [–]STmcqueen 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          It was an amazing show though

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                                            [–]adelie42 20ポイント21ポイント  (35子コメント)

                                            My wife love to explain loudly to such people where the back of the line is.

                                            [–]myatomicgard3n 20ポイント21ポイント  (33子コメント)

                                            Hou Mian Qu (Chu) is Chinese for "go to the back"

                                            [–]SilverBackGuerilla 11ポイント12ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                            How do you pronounce all of it?

                                            [–]myatomicgard3n 35ポイント36ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                            Hou = Ho like she a ho

                                            Mian = Sounds kinda like "Me in" but one syllable

                                            Qu = Sounds like "choo" for a train sound

                                            [–]potentialPizza 7ポイント8ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                            For someone who does know a bit of chinese, but isn't very good and doesn't know that phrase, what are the tones?

                                            [–]myatomicgard3n 2ポイント3ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                            If I'm not mistaken, should be all 4th tone.

                                            [–]beardedidiot 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                            Whoah, what are these tones?

                                            [–]hurrrrrmione 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            You know how in English, in order to denote a question when you're speaking, your voice kind of gets higher at the end of the sentence? It's similar to that, only within a single word, and it changes the meaning. Depending on the intonation, the Mandarin word 'ma' can mean horse, mother, scold, bother, or be used to notate a question (as in 'ni hao ma?' which means 'how are you?').

                                            http://www.learnnc.org/lp/editions/mandarin1/4480

                                            [–]PootenRumble 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Here you go.

                                            http://youtu.be/tZp4Jh_wRiA

                                            [–]taikuh 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            The 4th tone is what I would describe as a downward-pitch, assertive tone. Imagine you stub your toe and mutter "Fuck!" Use that same pitch/tone for all three words above "Hou mian chu"

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                                                      [–]deadpoetic333 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Had a French lady do this at a street event, when I confronted her she sheepishly played dumb until I repeated myself more sternly. You know what you did, bitch.

                                                      [–]Donkeywad 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                      What the hell is with Chinese tourists? I'm waiting in the car rental line and they're just walking up and squeezing in wherever they can fit. People were not having it.

                                                      [–]SexyMrSkeltal 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      You can regularly find signs where Chinese tourists visit stating not to shit on the ground or in public. In Chinese. Because they're the only ones that have such problems when traveling abroad. It's what happens when a bunch of usually poor Chinese mainlanders come into money, they start to go visit the world, and carry their shitty human decency practices with them.

                                                      [–]PrinceRasta 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Not every culture has the concept of lines and first come first served. India is another example.

                                                      It's infuriating to me as a western, but the fact is they have a different set of rules and norms.

                                                      [–]TheFischkopp 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      You'd think years and years of British rule would have brought something more useful to India other than poverty and cricket.

                                                      [–]Ultra_Sonic 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      The railways. We brought the railways. Largest employer in India these days.

                                                      [–]BZLuck 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      A few years ago my wife, her brother and their mother went to SeaWorld for the 4th of July fireworks. (I'll never do that again) The place was jam packed.

                                                      The BIL and I were standing in the "spot" we found and were holding it, while waiting for my wife took her mom to get back from the bathroom (mom was was physically handicapped).

                                                      While they were gone this self-righteous 3rd worlder with his wife and like 4 kids walked up to us and he did a "Shoo. Shoo" thing while waving his blanket like a matador at me, with his family all standing behind him. I looked at him quizzically and said, "We are here. You need to find another spot." And turned back around. In broken english he said loudly, "You are standing. We want to sit. You can stand somewhere else. This is for sitting. My family sits here." I said to him, "No. We were here first. You need to find another place to sit."

                                                      He furrowed his brow and said, "NO. WE SIT HERE. There is no where else to sit. You are standing. WE want to sit!" I looked back at him and said, "No. You don't. If you put that blanket down here and we are going to sit on it."

                                                      I'm not a large guy and I'm not physically confrontational, but I was one more sentence out of his mouth away from chest bumping him away from us in front of his family. Luckily his wife said something to him (unintelligible to me) and he huffed and they walked away.

                                                      It was totally bizarre.

                                                      [–]craftsy 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      That reminds me of something that happened at our wedding... the place was VERY CLEARLY booked with a private party. I made the freaking signs myself! People were dressed in their wedding finest, and there were signs everywhere that said the wedding of [our names]. But most of the time it's a public place and the sense of entitlement some people had was appalling.

                                                      One pair of Indian guys wandered in, sniffed around the food for a bit, and were shooed away. Then they went to the terrace and tried to sit at one of the tables. Again, nobody was having it of course.

                                                      Then they grabbed two of our chairs and took them into the nearby park!

                                                      By this time I'd bloody had enough. I marched over in my big beautiful wedding dress and told them, "This is a private wedding. There are benches all over the park. That one right there is empty. Please use one of them instead."

                                                      "You took our chairs, so we took yours!" one of the men explained, as if this was perfectly bloody reasonable. I laughed out loud.

                                                      "That is not how this works! This is a wedding. We paid for the venue, and we paid for those chairs. They aren't your chairs. Tonight, they are all mine and my husband's. Got it?"

                                                      The first guy started to argue again, but thank goodness his friend had some sense. He dragged him off to the bench, and we carried on with our reception!

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                                                        [–]rarely-sarcastic 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        I think it was a Chinese family but I can't be sure. I was at a nice McDonald's in a pretty touristy part of Chicago. The place was crowded because everything else there is crazy expensive. I'm behind 4 people with a friend waiting to order when this family just pushes through everyone to the front of our line. Since me and my friend had a few beers we protested loudly by saying "What the fuck? They're cutting in line!" and the cashier heard us and asked the family to go to the back of the line.
                                                        They ignored her and tried to order but this girl wasn't having it so she just looked at the next customer in line and started taking his order. The family looked pissed and left but instead of going to the back of any of the 5 lines there they went to the front of another one. My buddy was furious. He told me to hold his place and walked up to the Chinese family and said "No cutting. Back of the line like everyone else." By then pretty much every cashier there saw what was happening.
                                                        The father and I'm assuming grandmother started talking shit in their language to my friend as they were walking away but they eventually picked a line and waited while still talking shit (I'm assuming it was shit talking)
                                                        My friend came back to me, I ordered my food and paid and he did the same after me. Bastards gave him an extra order of fries for free without even telling him. I ate most of them.

                                                        [–]OneManGOONsquad 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        I always wondered about that. You'll hear about Chinese tourists being literally pushy, and I would always think like...what if you physically didn't let them?

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                                                          [–]wiccabilly 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          Not all people are this bad. But tourists are a special class of asshole.

                                                          Source: grew up in Las Vegas

                                                          [–]dicemonkey 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                          Second above comment Source: grew up in New Orleans

                                                          [–]TouchDownBurrito 71ポイント72ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          http://i.imgur.com/dTrmWkbh.jpg

                                                          [–]CholentPot 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          Oh my turn!

                                                          A woman left the line at checkout to go to a just opened line in the supermarket. Three minutes later she comes back and asks for her spot back. I said 'Uhh...mumblebumble' until she walked away.

                                                          [–]Skullmonkey_ 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          http://imgur.com/gallery/wd8UydF

                                                          [–]T-Wrox 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          People - what a bunch of bastards.

                                                          [–]docholiday970 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          I found Aziz's chubby cousin Harris.

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                                                            [–]supernovababoon 482ポイント483ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            Scum and villainy.

                                                            [–]renegade74 267ポイント268ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            The photographer shot first.

                                                            [–]Some18mysandwich 298ポイント299ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                            At first I looked at it and thought "wow! That looks a lot like the booth Han Solo killed Greedo at!" and then I looked slightly to the left and the realization had me feel kinda awkward...

                                                            [–]GoSioux14 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            At first glance, I thought the gal on the left had her foot up on the table...then I realized my eyes are stupid.

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                                                              [–]Borderline- 1396ポイント1397ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                              Way fewer "Sand People" jokes here than I was expecting.

                                                              [–]TunaLaguna 330ポイント331ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                              There's was only the one person at the table originally, but they came back, and in greater numbers.

                                                              [–]AnalogDogg 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Single file, of course.

                                                              [–]ChatanoogaJim 54ポイント55ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              My reactionary racism isn't that sophisticated :(.

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                                                                [–]PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASEinfuriated kitten 155ポイント156ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                There's this insane part of me that's like...maybe grandma needed to sit down, and she can't get up until her flare-up is over. Maybe there is something lost in translation here.

                                                                And the other part of me is like, FUCK THESE PEOPLE. MOVE, YA DICKS.

                                                                [–]JusDan1234 46ポイント47ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                OP said like 30 other people had previously asked, I'd have loved the opportunity to be the first to formally invite them to get the fuck out of the booth before I did it for them.

                                                                [–]clunting 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                OP said like 30 other people had previously asked,

                                                                That just makes it sound like bullshit. If its inconveniencing that many people, then why the fuck wouldn't someone ask an employee to kick them out?

                                                                [–]cybervalidationyour worng 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                They may have, sometimes getting an employee takes a little time, and at tourist trap like this most people on spend a few seconds at an exhibit to snap a pic and move on to the next. Ruining 30 people's pictures wouldn't take very long.

                                                                [–]atomictrain 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                OP should have climbed into the booth and had a massively awkward picture taken. OP would then have a funny photo and he's proved an embarrassing point to those cunts.

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                                                                  [–]Not_Joshy 99ポイント100ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                  There was a wax museum at the Ripley's Believe It or Not here in TX. Walking through this hallway, there was the couple standing there at the end. Guy was taking a picture of his lady friend. They stood there for freaking ever but I didn't want to be rude and walk through their pic. But finally I was like WTF GUY COME ON when I realized it was a pair of fucking wax statues too. Me and the line of people behind me had a good laugh. BELIEVE IT.

                                                                  [–]Eedis 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Or not

                                                                  [–]ThetaDee 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                  I did this exact same thing! You're talking about at Grand Central Station right?

                                                                  [–]Not_Joshy 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  This was in Texas, but I wouldn't doubt if those clever bastards set one up elsewhere.

                                                                  [–]Iainfixie 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                  Same thing exists at the Ripley's in St. Augustine, FL.

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                                                                    [–]anarkist 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    Was Han Solo part of their group or yours?

                                                                    [–]Watercolour 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                    I would rip the biggest fart I could muster. Even if it meant shitting my own pants.

                                                                    [–]onepennytoomanyMy Flair Is Not A Lie 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    Sink the ship you work on to kill the captain.

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                                                                      [–]Hysterymystery 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                      I've always had my suspicions that Harrison Ford was an asshole.

                                                                      [–]SpermicidalLubricant 383ポイント384ポイント  (40子コメント)

                                                                      Fat, foreign and full of contempt.

                                                                      [–]GeebusNZ 51ポイント52ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                      Nouveau tourist class.

                                                                      [–]ldn6 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                      The new Americans.

                                                                      [–]yakovgolyadkin 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                      It's nice having the ugly tourist stereotype apply to a different country for a change.

                                                                      [–]WadeWilsonforPope 104ポイント105ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                                      I mean it's the UK, they could be locals

                                                                      [–]ocularsinister2 36ポイント37ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                      No self respecting Londoner would be seen within 5 miles of Madame Tussaud's. Over priced tourist tat. At least when the planetarium was still open is was sort of worth the visit.

                                                                      Source: Am a Londoner

                                                                      [–]BonaFidee 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                      They're more than likely from the UK.

                                                                      [–]RodeoRex 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                      Coming soon to Channel 4

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                                                                        [–]Frostgreen 90ポイント91ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                                        Cunts http://imgur.com/hcFC6HY

                                                                        [–]MalteserLiamFurious 6ポイント7ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                        I don't get the joke :/

                                                                        [–]Aatch 45ポイント46ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                        In some countries, notably America, "cunt" is a very offensive word. However, in other countries, it's actually very common. In Australia it's practically a synonym for "person", you've got good cunts, bad cunts, funny cunts, sad cunts.

                                                                        [–]talesfromthefapcave 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Fuckin' this cunt gets it.

                                                                        [–]elguapo1991 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                        What does that have to do with sandwiches though?

                                                                        [–]speccy2 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                        A joke on the commonality of the term. Which isn't actually that common, that's also just a joke. So I guess it's a meta-joke?

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                                                                          [–]Peritract 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          In Australia it's practically a synonym for "person"

                                                                          Not really. Reddit massively understates how offensive it is seen. In most of Australia, it's still not a word you use in polite society.

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                                                                              [–]ShokoFlow 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                              Love the swear net movie and TPB

                                                                              [–]K4RAB_THA_ARAB 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                              Upvote because tpb.

                                                                              [–]Apollo3519 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              and now they are immortalized as fucking sacks of shit for the entire internet to see forever! woohoo!

                                                                              [–]thatoneguy172 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Since Han is sitting in the I'm going to shoot you position, I'm guessing the woman next to him is really hairy, and the fat kid in green is Greedo and about to get shot in the face...

                                                                              [–]AiwassAeon 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Send them back to tatooine

                                                                              [–]lemonylol 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Some people just don't know how to tourist.

                                                                              I used to travel all the time when I was a kid, there were always those people who ruined things for everyone because if the place they were visiting was hospitable, they saw it as a weakness and they'd take advantage of it so hard.

                                                                              Or they'd just had a me first and only mentality, like pushing ahead of lines, trying to get discounts in a crowd of people purchasing the same tickets, obstructing views, moseying along at a slow pace, etc. Shit sucks.

                                                                              [–]burgersauce 92ポイント93ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                              Ask them to move you priss

                                                                              [–]OhHerroSpreen 107ポイント108ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                              *Tell

                                                                              [–]Joe_Vahkiin 91ポイント92ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                                              If he's willing to blatantly take a picture while they look right at him then he probably already did. Don't underestimate how much of a prick the London chav can be.

                                                                              [–]Hicksworth[S] 149ポイント150ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                              Of course I asked them to move.. So did about 30 other people before me

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                                                                                [–]AirazzGREEN GREEN! Yellow? 244ポイント245ポイント  (62子コメント)

                                                                                Gypsy squatters, it's in their nature to settle down in a nice place, turn it to shit and then move on to the next nice place.

                                                                                [–]usnerame 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                HOW CAN YOU SNAP

                                                                                [–]Money_Box 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                It would have been so hard to not piss on the first one on the right... I would have pissed on him. Smug shitbag.

                                                                                [–]PicturerazziMild salsa 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                I'd just squeeze past them. I'd give zero shits about their opinion of my barging over.

                                                                                [–]Maxxi629 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Fucking Tusken Raiders

                                                                                [–]Sixpoundsoft 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Should have pissed on the kid to wipe that smug look of his face

                                                                                [–]syphon3980 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Start the passive aggresion. Start taking photos with the bright flash, lean over the table acting like you want to take a picture of Han solo, call someone on the phone, as you are taking pictures, with them on speaker phone and talk loudly like they cant hear you. So many possibilities. Even grab some really crunchy food, and just crunch crunch crunch all day.

                                                                                [–]sealclubber281 54ポイント55ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                                                                /r/punchablefaces

                                                                                [–]SchalkLBI 23ポイント24ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                                You have now been banned from /r/punchablefaces for Rule 1

                                                                                [–]sealclubber281 54ポイント55ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                The Great Martin Luther King, Jr. famously said "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." I made the declaration of punchableness based solely off of the content of these people's character. Not the color of their skin, not the lord they worship, not the person that they choose to share the ejaculate of their genitals with.

                                                                                Much like the Good Doctor, I, too, have a dream. I have a dream that one day, my people will be free to troll the internet once again. I HAVE A DREAM that every man, woman, and child with a computer will have the freedom to publicly state their desire to force their fist upon the faces of wrong-doers in a forum of their peers.

                                                                                I have a dream that the tyranny of the reddit moderators will come to an end. Not only in /r/punchablefaces but across the entire reddit community.

                                                                                For peace. For justice. For equality.

                                                                                [–]DtMi 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                Let karma reign! From every dewed mountain- from every tipped fedora- Let karma reign.

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                                                                                      [–]koreanbabyeater 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                      Weird seeing Han Solo sitting down with a bunch of sand people

                                                                                      [–]bobglaub 26ポイント27ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                                                      Had a group of fucking french Canadians hang out at a viewpoint at the north rim grand canyon. They were completed fucks and there were a few people waiting in line to take pictures as the sun was setting. They didn't give a fuck. I said loudly to them, hey, smile! They looked back at me like the fucking assholes they were and I took a picture. I've got it somewhere. From that day forth I have hated all french Canadians in touristy areas. Seriously. My girlfriend and I would have taken 15-30 seconds to snap a cool grand canyon sunset selfie, but no. Fuck that plaid pant stripe shirt wearing mother fucker and his whole family.

                                                                                      [–]WifelikePigeon 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                      Yah sorry about that, the french Canadians can be a little douchey. What with their beaver tails and no turning right on red.

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                                                                                        [–]ShadowBannned 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                        The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

                                                                                        [–]ScaryClosetMonster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        If you tell people to move they usually do. Especially if you use the fuck word and say it real loud.

                                                                                        [–]prequinox 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        Kind of greedo...I mean greedy.

                                                                                        [–]somethingcreative1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        wow that greedo sculpture is really accurate

                                                                                        [–]UrbanBanger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        They have just left their home you insensitive cunts.

                                                                                        Here is an album of their old residence

                                                                                        http://imgur.com/gallery/KYtZb

                                                                                        [–]powehungry 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                        I swear the chubby kid in the neon is a future Subway owner.

                                                                                        [–]JulitoCG 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                        They didn't move because they didn't understand you, silly. Clearly, you should have tried their language.

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