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[–]rajikaru 616ポイント617ポイント  (130子コメント)

The subtitles are fake. On tumblr a user searched for the video and gave this scene the actual subtitles, which are nowhere near as "nice meme" and "me irl" as this fake post.

[–]KuroKitty 195ポイント196ポイント  (113子コメント)

what are the real subtitles then?

[–]rajikaru 443ポイント444ポイント  (89子コメント)

I can't remember them exactly because it was a while back that I saw the post, but she was basically talking about how she has no social life now but feels close to the virtual characters in her video games.

[–]eykei 670ポイント671ポイント  (71子コメント)

but thats not funny

[–]rajikaru 247ポイント248ポイント  (64子コメント)

Real life isn't funny, unfortunately. Unless it's an early Jim Carey movie, in which case those can be pretty damn funny.

[–]79zombies 124ポイント125ポイント  (39子コメント)

Jim Carey movies are not IRL, IIRC.

[–]ShockwaveMTME 72ポイント73ポイント  (7子コメント)

But...Cuban Pete...he's real, right?

[–]myhairsreddit 75ポイント76ポイント  (6子コメント)

Of course, he's the king of the rhumba beat!

[–]ShockwaveMTME 52ポイント53ポイント  (5子コメント)

When he plays the maracas he goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

[–]myhairsreddit 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's a really modest guy, although he's the hottest guy in Havana, IN HAVAANNAA!

[–]SilkyZ 31ポイント32ポイント  (3子コメント)

So basically the same thing

[–]rajikaru 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

"I don't need to worry about relationships I have video game waifus" is completely different from "I was bullied my whole life but I've finally found people that love me unconditionally, even if they're not really". Hell, you can tell from her appearance in the pictures that she isn't exactly the most healthy.

[–]daemon3x 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's sort of an epidemic in Japan. Hikikomori

[–]noodleworm 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The subtitles in the image could easily be a different translation though.

[–]CharlesAnderson 97ポイント98ポイント  (8子コメント)

From the /r/me_irl thread a couple of months back:

The text in Japanese underneath the English is actually talking about how she was bullied and called 'creepy' (by men, presumably). I think that's why she became a recluse. Kinda sad. :( Edit: 仮想カレシに夢中な女子たち イケメンたちを"持ち運び" "Girls obsessed with their portable imaginary boyfriends." いじめられていたころに 「キモい」友達発されてて Back in the days when I was getting bullied, my friends told me I was a "creep."

[–]TheFleshBicycle 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

Real subtitles (according to a redditor from one of the million times this picture been posted before) are actually her talking about how she decided to seclude herself because everyone at her school used to bully her.

[–]mike8787 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure that's changed now that the Internet has mistranslated a screenshot of the scene to make her look like a self-secluded loser.

[–]-Trips 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

she has no boyfriend because guys find her creepy and that she got bullied in school or something like that

[–]0l01o1ol0 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

I googled and found this http://yaraon.blog109.fc2.com/blog-entry-12406.html?sp

Second panel from this and OP is "When I was being bullied I was told I was disgusting"

The later parts that aren't in OP are "The characters can't see us at all" and "They can't see me so they're willing to talk to me without changing their expression"

[–]Yourtime 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sad that actually even her explaination to the current situation is just used to make the same fun of her..

[–]alrightknight 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I found the images archived without english dubs. this is the second image My japanese isnt great I cant read the second kanji. But she appears to be saying she got bullied a lot (someone who is bettert than me at japanese can easialy correct me). there is another image after it aswell "Afterall I was really gross"

source: http://www.officiallyjd.com/archives/182615/

edit: apprently others beat me to this already.

[–]preprogrammedadmin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

and it's been reposted like a million times.

[–]Zaika123 395ポイント396ポイント  (70子コメント)

In my head, I would love to join her, but she'd probably take the controller away from me and call me a noob...

[–]Miadkins 80ポイント81ポイント  (33子コメント)

lrn2ply nooooob, git rekt

[–]sunjay140 75ポイント76ポイント  (32子コメント)

sudo apt-get rekt!

[–]Knoebst 28ポイント29ポイント  (18子コメント)

why dont you just rm / -rf and leave me the fuck alone

[–]heisenber6 3ポイント4ポイント  (11子コメント)

What does that mean if I may ask?

[–]Pelxus 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

From the top

sudo

Is a super-user command. Anything after "sudo" runs as the linux equivalent of an administrator. "apt-get" is the 'package manager' for Debian, and Debian based linux distrobutions (like Ubuntu). It's how most linux users install the majority of their software. So:

sudo apt-get [install] rekt!

Essentially means, "As root, use the Advanced Packaging Tool to procure (get) the package 'rekt!' from the official repositories".

edit: As darkliquid0 stated below, that command would not function without clarification. I use pacman instead of apt, so I'll do more research next time.

rm

is the remove command. The "-r" flag means recursive, essentially allowing it to delete directories and their contents. The "-f" flag means force. No dialogs, no interactivity, and no questions.

Finally, 'rm' takes a file or directory. In this case being '/' or root.

rm / -rf

So this one means "Delete everything (files and folders) on the root filesystem without asking the user any questions". I don't think it would work without 'sudo' or the user running as root off the bat. The command typed would destroy the main filesystem of many *nix operating systems.

[–]darkliquid0 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well technically the

sudo apt-get rekt!

wouldn't install a package rekt! Do to that, you'd need to run:

sudo apt-get install rekt!

The command as written would run the rekt! subcommand of the apt-get command, but since that doesn't exist, it would just error.

[–]Pelxus 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

sorry, I'm an Arch user and was going off memory from years ago.

[–]dec1mus 187ポイント188ポイント  (25子コメント)

Ironically I bet she plays a lot of love simulators about getting Senpai to notice her during the all male sexy swim meet.

[–]Mapariensis 67ポイント68ポイント  (0子コメント)

The top caption says 「仮想カレシに夢中な女子たち」 i.e. "Girls obsessed with their virtual boyfriends".

[–]Steeleface 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Noootice me, Senpai, noootice me……idunno…

[–]TravelerHD 9ポイント10ポイント  (11子コメント)

*senpai (sorry)

[–]partysnatcher 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

ん can be pronounced as both n and m, and you can sometimes find Japanese people themselves preferring to romanize it in some words to "m".

Japanese dialects have varying pronounciation of several consonants according to various rules, like n/m and r/l (which can also sometimes sound like a "d").

TL;DR: ん is usually consistently transcribed as "n" today but "sempai" is not really that wrong.

[–]needo2reddit 115ポイント116ポイント  (88子コメント)

I like watching my girlfriend play video games more than playing them myself, sadly she's not into it much, if I can get her to play an hour once in a week I count myself lucky

[–]MuffinBaskets 87ポイント88ポイント  (32子コメント)

I actually got my (Ex)girlfriend to almost break up with me by making her play Dark Souls and I kept telling her that she Has to kill the asylum demon when you first encounter it. It took her nearly 30 minutes to discover that you have to go through the door.

[–]Peregrine21591 93ポイント94ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're a terrible person

[–]JWylie15 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

We weren't even testing for that.

[–]needo2reddit 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

She should've gotten a restraining order on you, you magnificent psychopath

[–]DanTheHumanoidMale 21ポイント22ポイント  (19子コメント)

Wait, you don't have to fight him when you first see him? Seriously?!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[–]peoplerproblems 39ポイント40ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's the whole lesson of the game. There is likely a smarter, better way of doing things.

[–]OrderOfMagnitude 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's actually totally inconsistent with the rest of the game. Most games with massive bosses you gotta find the chandelier to drop on them or column to knock onto them, but Dark Souls expects you to kill every last one as if it were a normal enemy. Bit by bit, stab by stab.

[–]JapanStan 15ポイント16ポイント  (5子コメント)

How do people not know this? The note on the floor before he drops in says "Get out of there!"

[–]hellions123 20ポイント21ポイント  (32子コメント)

Same bro, get her onto gta. Hilarious

[–]Aethelweard 54ポイント55ポイント  (13子コメント)

Instructions unclear. Found out gf is a murderous psychopath.

[–]rednat16 17ポイント18ポイント  (11子コメント)

Her bloodlust has been awoken

[–]Aethelweard 4ポイント5ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm worried about her getting into a car now.

[–]rednat16 10ポイント11ポイント  (8子コメント)

They see me Rollin they dyin....

[–]Aethelweard 18ポイント19ポイント  (6子コメント)

Seriously though. I gave her the controller, she got into a truck and kept driving on the sidewalk just laughing her ass off at all the ragdoll physics, she then gets out and starts shooting EVERYTHING in sight.

Then the stomped on a cat.

[–]rednat16 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

SHE STOMPED ON A CAT!!!!!!! I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you have to kill her before she kills you....

[–]rindojustrindo 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

My girlfriend fucks hookers, and then runs over them to get the money back.

Her biggest complaint about GTA5? "But I paid $100! Where did the $22 go?! I gave it to her, like, a SECOND AGO!"

[–]needo2reddit 7ポイント8ポイント  (15子コメント)

Which one would you suggest? My computer can hardly handle IV plays OK on lowest. I made her drive a car once, she seemed to enjoy it but she can't play difficult games at least in current state, she gets demotivated easily and I'm having difficult times with missions myself

[–]Clocktease 7ポイント8ポイント  (13子コメント)

Give it a go with borderlands. Everyone loves borderlands, and the graphical demand is not very high.

[–]tabascotazer 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

This, one of the few games my wife will play in it's entirety with all dlc's. I had to buy another console and flatscreen over this game. We even play with another married couple online. Fun as hell.

[–]TheMuffinguy 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Where do you guys find these people? I wish me and my wife had another married couple to play videogames with. Right now we're stuck with my son and his girlfriend.

[–]tabascotazer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was totally random. Picked them up one day after joining an open online game. Granted this was when 2 came out and we sadly don't play anymore. And word from the wise, you will get in fights over gear. Ruthless fights lol, but it was fun

[–]coopiecoop 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like watching my girlfriend play video games more than playing with her myself

= how I read it first.

[–]Stealth_Commando 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same . My girlfriend was not into gaming either . Get her to play Tomb Raider . Mine played it and that got her into liking gaming a lot more . We play together a lot now .

[–]DontExcgarate 884ポイント885ポイント  (154子コメント)

As a father of girls, I'd like to say how much I agree with this sentiment. Good girl.

[–]ImJustPassinBy 556ポイント557ポイント  (91子コメント)

Teach your kids how to play Magic the Gathering and they're suddenly too poor to afford drugs.

[–]Imadora 130ポイント131ポイント  (63子コメント)

must be hard to be a female mtg player. all the attention in the store. can't even pull out a booger out of the nose without being stalked

[–]MattsyKun 151ポイント152ポイント  (57子コメント)

As a female MTG player, can confirm. Can't even walk through my local card shops without being swamped.

[–]gagcar 103ポイント104ポイント  (38子コメント)

To be fair, mono black devotion is really fun to play.

[–]MattsyKun 56ポイント57ポイント  (31子コメント)

It is, but I'll go green or white anyday.

Bitches love tokens.

[–]Calculusbitch 39ポイント40ポイント  (17子コメント)

I see women more as blue players, you want to do something fun? NO!

[–]MattsyKun 27ポイント28ポイント  (11子コメント)

I have to admit, I started magic as a black and blue player.

I now have an America deck that's pure denial. I like nobody playing anything.

[–]Kbnation 46ポイント47ポイント  (8子コメント)

I have no idea what this means.

[–]Bloog2 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

I assume Red, White and Blue, full of counterspells and nukes to pick off the ones that do get onto the board.

[–]arefx 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

All these people are saying this but when I go to my local game store and see a girl none of this is happening.

[–]PirateOwl 31ポイント32ポイント  (10子コメント)

My ex and I would go card shopping together and I always felt like I was walking into the store with a unicorn.

[–]Razputin7 26ポイント27ポイント  (7子コメント)

My locals has a bloody French model. That plays Yugioh.

I mean, statistically, it has to happen sometimes, but a goddamn French model that plays Yugioh!?

[–]Imadora 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

Does she believe in the heart of croisson while drawing a card?

[–]Razputin7 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

No, but we do get to learn a new French swear word whenever she loses a match.

"Ugh! If you hadn't topdecked that, I would have won, you lucky tete-de-la-pin!"

[–]Imadora 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Dude now it's kinda hard to believe. A swearing French model that plays yugioh? sounds more like a very specific neckbeard dream.

[–]Non_Causa_Pro_Causa 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Dear Penthouse InQuest TCGplayer,

I never thought it would happen to me..."

[–]WippitGuud 57ポイント58ポイント  (14子コメント)

Teach your kids how to play Warhammer 40k, and suddenly they're too poor to afford food.

[–]gravshift 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

Depends on if you are willing to risk the wrath of Games Workshop to print miniatures for your army.

3d printing is a god send for tabletop gamers.

[–]arefx 31ポイント32ポイント  (4子コメント)

Uhh that's not true everyone I know that plays mtg has a big old jar of weed.

[–]bellrunner 37ポイント38ポイント  (11子コメント)

As a 22 year old with lower back pain, looking at her sit on the floor like that makes me wince.

[–]fujiman 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

28 year old, same issue - surgery and all - wish I could remember what it was like to sit like that.

[–]komentra 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

28 as well. All that leaning over a computer in my teen/young adult years has turned my back into something terrible.

I like to remind myself I'm still relatively young and the pain is only going to worsen. :)

[–]ElevenKangaroos 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to have this!! Used to go to physical therapy and everything. Got fixed when I started deadlifting and strengthening my glutes! Changed my life, so I figured I'd share.

[–]coopiecoop 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

you would want your daughter to be social outcasts?

[–]genYsuperstar 61ポイント62ポイント  (17子コメント)

that does not look like a comfortable scenario for me, where is her master chair! I feel like I should donate this woman a nice big comfortable chair and desk.

My butt hurts just looking at this photo.

[–]sober_tuna 34ポイント35ポイント  (13子コメント)

That very common in japan, If you grew up like that you be comfortable.

[–]khaeen 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd still go with a pillow/cushion over sitting directly on a hard wood floor.

[–]ibetitsaniceidea 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Japanese here. Not so much comfortable I think too. I want some zabuton (=Japanese cushion put on the floor).

[–]priceisalright 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also, she's holding the controller under her legs. My back hurts just looming at that.

[–]tanne_sita_jallua 242ポイント243ポイント  (111子コメント)

[–]EternalObscurity 109ポイント110ポイント  (95子コメント)

The girl gets the desktop and the guy plays on a laptop?! What is this shit?!

[–]dec1mus 296ポイント297ポイント  (49子コメント)

That's love baby.

[–]hannibalhooper14 12ポイント13ポイント  (42子コメント)

Fuck that noise, then. I'd rather live a life as a cold husk than touch a laptop.

[–]Tehjaliz 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you don't know the comfort of not having to pause your game to take a shit...

[–]Icymountain 19ポイント20ポイント  (28子コメント)

Hey hey. Nothing wrong with laptops

[–]cdc194 24ポイント25ポイント  (18子コメント)

My Samsung series 7 gamer is fucking indestructible, 5lbs of dust from a tour in Afghanistan, a 3 year old dumping a bottle of water on the keyboard, being thrown 25 feet in a backpack by a considerate Delta employee and the thing still runs like new.

[–]ODIN111999 23ポイント24ポイント  (12子コメント)

"but can it consistently run any shitty game I choose at 60+fps?"

-/r/gaming

[–]Bumwax 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

60? Fucking casual. It's all about 144 fps these day! Anything lower than that is entirely unplayable. Might as well just kill yourself.

[–]Bizoza9 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

It runs Oregon Trail at a solid 60 bitches, take that shit to the bank.

[–]Pattonias 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Someone should do a graphics card benchmark using 80s/90s games.

"You know your going to be happier playing Might and Magic at 985 frames per second."

[–]z0rz 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Shockingly, women sometimes own desktops.

The ironing board thing is BS tho. :<

[–]ThisIsMyFloor 20ポイント21ポイント  (9子コメント)

So because of his gender he is entitled to the better computer?

[–]FarplaneDragon 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

God I feel old, I remember when this originally got posted.

[–]Atreidas 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

This isn't even what she said. Can't remember the source though.

Also a repost

[–]Medabi3 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reposting is Life

[–]HydeMD 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

She be gaming with yo heart fool

[–]Hyuna_The_Hyena 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is old, it's been posted thousands of times and it's fake. She doesn't say that

[–]OlderAndAngrier 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

WELL WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE SAY?

Back in the days people used to give full and thorough answers!

[–]NigelxD 31ポイント32ポイント  (23子コメント)

me irl

[–]Harperlarp 13ポイント14ポイント  (19子コメント)

And me. Only swap the genders.

*kills self.

[–]DanTheHumanoidMale 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey I just played Hatoful Boyfriend the other day, I'm up for anything that has a pulse these days

[–]kiltromon 19ポイント20ポイント  (21子コメント)

Who pays for all her stuff?

[–]SmoothJazzRayner 17ポイント18ポイント  (12子コメント)

She probably has a part-time job. Earn enough to support her habit or maybe put everything on a credit card and pay it off minimally every month. My guess is she's living at home, so rent free as well as food.

[–]TwinTTowers 19ポイント20ポイント  (11子コメント)

She most likely lives alone and works full time. Most of my Japanese friends are like this, just not with games.

[–]stuck12342321 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

with what? I always love learning about Japanese obsessions.

[–]TwinTTowers 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Mostly hobbies. Nothing strange, the internet has tainted your brain.

[–]Remlan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm exactly like that, and I'm belgian. (with games)

[–]kohalikpagan 29ポイント30ポイント  (15子コメント)

Honestly, the gaming community seems too proud of behaving like addicts.

[–]hbk1966 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

We can quit whenever we want!

[–]UnknownXV 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

Eh, that's what happens when video games are far more interesting than real life (unless you're rich).

[–]unr3a1r00t 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Eh, that's what happens when video games are far more interesting than real life (unless you're rich).

That is probably the saddest, most warped viewpoint I have ever heard. Money does not buy you happiness. If you suddenly come into money and try to buy your happiness, you won't remain rich for very long.

shakes head

[–]meesterdave 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

Who plays with the controller under their legs?

[–]Supernormalguy 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Asians, they're also known to squat on there chair's when gaming too. I have yet to see any friend do either.

[–]branko7171 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should know your priorities.

[–]TwistTurtle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, she's not wrong.

[–]5nacker 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dirty dirty repost

[–]mfGLOVE 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I see she's using the "under-the-knees" controller technique common among single, female gamers.

[–]IPAddict 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I would love to have a chair, but my video games are more important."

[–]manorca 7ポイント8ポイント  (7子コメント)

maybe she just needs a boyfriend who finds video games just as importent

[–]red_sonya 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

Somebody needs to buy that girl a chair

[–]Banevader69 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

I volunteer my face.

not really, I cant tell how old she is.

[–]Ralph_Charante 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looks like she's in her late 20s

[–]IFilterYourInternets 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's ok he didn't really care about age. Everyone is just Jared nervous

[–]Rhed0x 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just start streaming on Twitch. You'll have a lot of offers by some weirdos in no time.

[–]TheOldestBro 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least the room is immaculate, more than what I can say. I still don't have a bed bcuz of how far my rig set me back zzzz

[–]sivyan 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

This has to be at least the third time this is on the front page of /r/gaming this month, come on guys

[–]John_Barlycorn 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Anyone know the name of the documentary they ran on PBS about the "Internet Addiction" in China? It was very enlightening... Basically there is no addiction, but their societies seriously fucked up. I think one bit was the father saying something like "I don't know why he spends all of his times in his games. I discipline him, I beat him regularly. I even tried to stab him in the head with a knife once. He's still mad about that. He shames us." and you're sitting there thinking "um...."

[–]ClandestineMovah 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think of all the nerds stroking themselves up over this gif when they're really wasting their time. This young woman has been blessed with the gift of eyesight.

[–]naresh52 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

make your partner who like to play video games and would sit next to you, so you have sum number of benefits...

[–]jamal100 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should both play together and that would be the perfect love.