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[–]monstersabo 98ポイント99ポイント  (1子コメント)

I really love that he follows this with, "Go home, offer your dog some milk. He'll be like, Where the fuck did you get this! This is amazing! Oh my god, its cold! Are you a wizard?!"

[–]NyranK 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well, not really.

Some ants will herd and defend aphids so they can milk them. Talking about milk milk, some birds like the oxpecker and seagull have been seen drinking milk straight from oxen and seals. But the seals get their own back on the birds, with that whole 'raping penguins' thing.

Animals are weird.

[–]wearsmanyhats 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

well, the appeal to nature is a lame argument for not drinking milk, but the immense animal suffering involved is a pretty good one if you have regard for animals

http://considerveganism.com/info/dairy-problems.jpg

[–]MataMeow 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think we are missing a few fucks in there

[–]cRaziMan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clearly no fucks were given.

[–]reflexgraphix 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

plus cats

[–]Jerlko 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

Actually milk is bad for cats give them water you sick fuck.

[–]JasonChernow 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think i remember reading somewhere that any animal that stops drinking milk (i.e. when there mother stops goving it to them) their body slowly forgets how to deal with milk essentially making them lactose intolerant.

[–]Jerlko 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lactase is the enzyme that breaks down lactose and yes basically you don't have lactase anymore.

[–]joekickass1234YOUR TOWN 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Geez, this sub isn't really welcoming to vegans is it? :p

[–]Masian 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

How fucking good is unhomogenized milk though?! Holy shit.

[–]takeiteasy916 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Don't you shake it before you drink it? How does it differ then? If you don't shake it, the first glass will be amazing because it is mostly cream. Never had it so I'm legitimately curious.

[–]Masian 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

If it settles for a while it gets cream as well. I shake it when I first get the bottle, and then each glass I drink gets a little bit. Also I just find that it has a much nicer taste. It seems fuller and less watery than other milk.

[–]takeiteasy916 -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are you comparing whole non homogenized milk to homogenized whole milk? Because whole milk in general is delicious and not watery.

[–]Masian 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't get me wrong, I love whole milk. But it's not even on the same level.

[–]takeiteasy916 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmmm. Well I'm definitely going to have to give it a go then and see for myself.

[–]Insane_Overload 10ポイント11ポイント  (29子コメント)

How do you tell if someone doesn't like vegans?

[–]Ninja_Spike 19ポイント20ポイント  (24子コメント)

They fall under the category of "being a human."

[–]ArtisanVirgil 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It doesn't work as well when aimed at a majority. People will buy into the 'how can you identify a vegan' joke because it's a small group that really isn't noticed unless they announce it, confirmation bias. Most people aren't vegan and don't say anything, I'd imagine most people who think it's silly don't say anything either. Your joke is just almost the same as what you're making fun of.

[–]pcopley 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your joke is just almost the same as what you're making fun of.

theinternet.jpg

[–]DeadliestSin 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

How?

[–]pcopley -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

They have rational thought processes.

[–]Just_Give_Me_A_Login 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Man, I'm no vegan, but milk is weird as shit. Like, think about the guy who discovered you could drink cow's milk.

What the fuck was going through that dude's head?

"Huh, cows. Cows have udders. Those are like... Super tits!" Maybe?

Man, fuck that. I'm sticking to soy/rice/almond/not-from-an-animal.

Milk products are cool though. Don't have to think about what I'm eating.

[–]motsanciens 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagine someone trying to save the life of their infant because his mother got sick or fell off a cliff. They used goat's milk or something, and it snowballed from there.

[–]theschism101 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Vegan jokes? SO weak, plus fucking repost.

[–]CoolLordL21 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Challenge accepted." --Rover

[–]Karjalan -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT, upset vegans pretending they're not upset.