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[–]unspeakablevice_ 3782ポイント3783ポイント  (351子コメント)

That poor dog... What the hell...

[–]Ninja-iris 1307ポイント1308ポイント  (207子コメント)

Yah, what the fuck. I just want another post where someone took that dog away from that horrible girl and gave it a seriously good home.

Imagine being lifted by you neck and slapped on a person. Wtf, that's gotta hurt.

[–]Napkinsurgeon 560ポイント561ポイント  (150子コメント)

How you going to hit someone with a dog... Like really

[–]tokomini 1140ポイント1141ポイント  (129子コメント)

Lift them up by the leash and swing their limp, defenseless body in the direction of the person of your choosing. It's not that hard, I saw a .gif of some girl doing it about 20 seconds ago.

[–]LocalSlob 289ポイント290ポイント  (125子コメント)

I call bullshit. Proof?

[–]PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 516ポイント517ポイント  (123子コメント)

Hold on lemme find the link

EDIT - Found it http://i.imgur.com/s992yJ0.gifv

[–]Call_the_Law 473ポイント474ポイント  (115子コメント)

That poor dog... What the hell...

[–]Threeleggedchicken 357ポイント358ポイント  (113子コメント)

Yah, what the fuck. I just want another post where someone took that dog away from that horrible girl and gave it a seriously good home.

Imagine being lifted by you neck and slapped on a person. Wtf, that's gotta hurt.

[–]GenestealerUK 305ポイント306ポイント  (109子コメント)

How you going to hit someone with a dog... Like really

[–]PAO_RT_IN_THE_KISSER 291ポイント292ポイント  (98子コメント)

Lift them up by the leash and swing their limp, defenseless body in the direction of the person of your choosing. It's not that hard, I saw a .gif of some girl doing it about 20 seconds ago.

[–]vitaminrad 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watching this makes me think more than I like to about people.

[–]xproofx 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

I should not laughed at that. But I did.

But yeah, fuck that bitch. The human, not the dog.

[–]Wuhblam 114ポイント115ポイント  (3子コメント)

http://imgur.com/clLbeZP

Shitty meme, but I couldn't resist.

[–]nb4hnp 50ポイント51ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is one of those "it's an older meme, but it checks out" moments.

[–]irspeshal 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

how dare you call that a shitty meme. that shit is gold, jerry. pure gold!

[–]PM_YOUR_ONE_BOOB 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

You ever been so mad that you hit a bitch with another bitch?!?

[–]boredatworkorhome 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

How can she slap with dog?

[–]qwnp 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

Straight up Bitch Slapped that girl. Literally.

[–]Lord_Simian 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this considered biological warfare?

[–]WsEeExD 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree 100 percent. I wonder if she does this often or maybe was scared for her life and panicked. Wtf (edit auto correct)

[–]Squidward-Tentpoles 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Imagine being lifted by you neck and slapped on a person.

BAH GAWD HE'S GOING FOR THE CHOKESLAM!

[–]CANT_ARGUE_DAT_LOGIC 310ポイント311ポイント  (24子コメント)

Stats on small dog:

AS A COMPANION

Base damage: 3d9

Modifier: +2 dam (bite of the wild effect)

Modifier: +3 hit (small animal haste effect)

Speed: 0.7

WIELDED AS A MORNING STAR

Base damage: 5d7

Modifier: +7 dam (white trash rage effect)

Modifier: -5 hit (slow bludgeoning weapon effect)

Status Modifier: Knockback (surprise attack)

Speed: 0.2

[–]violettheory 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

C'mon man, small dog animal companions bites are only 1d4 plus strength modifier. If you gotta go dog at least do wolves. They got 1d6 plus trip. /s

[–]DthBySnuSnu 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

i fucking died at "wielded as mornjng star"

[–]faaaack 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me too. I'm at my funeral right now. I knew my aunt was a wailer.

[–]rookieoftheyeard 29ポイント30ポイント  (12子コメント)

d7? d9? The hell kinda game is this?

[–]kj01a 29ポイント30ポイント  (5子コメント)

I think he just made this shit up, I don't think those are the real stats.

[–]well_golly 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Nah, you just roll a d8 (or a d10) for those. If you get a natural 8 (or a 10) you just re-roll until you get another number.

[–]hiimtom477 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

A d9 must be a weird die. Same with a d7. Friends don't let friends use odd numbered dice.

[–]kryomaniac 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could also enchant it with the "Rabies" effect for chance to inflict disease, but it would eat away at the durability

[–]empyreanmax 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, can't argue with that logic

[–]Yomo710 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not only that, if you watch the full video she proceeds to hold the dog by it's collar in the air for another minute or so.

[–]ilikecamelsalot 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please tell me that this bitch has been caught for animal abuse already

[–]overused_ellipsis 69ポイント70ポイント  (22子コメント)

I saw this video on Facebook yesterday and the girl walks away holding the dog in the air by the leash... while the dog hangs there, the one filming is saying something along the lines of "damn, she 'kilt' it" or "it's dead"... paraphrasing of course.

[–]Cabeza2000 43ポイント44ポイント  (12子コメント)

You have a link to the full video?

EDIT: Found it, here.

[–]princesskiki 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god, it gets worse. She continues to fucking carry it around by its neck...what in the actual fuck.

[–]ginelectonica 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck. That. Bitch. I really hope she gets the harshest penalty possible for this shit. Seriously, fuck her. What a cunt.

[–]ForumPointsRdumb 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

Normally I am against reporting someone, but damn someone needs to take that dog away from her. She shouldn't be able to own a pet.

[–]Black-Rain 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck this bitch. I hope she's strangled to death.

[–]xMissElphiex 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy shit...I can't even...or odd...or otherwise deal with this. What a twat waffle...

[–]LingererLongerer 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It makes my blood boil. Some people are truly animals.

[–]SuminderJi 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fucking shit. I feel sick to my stomach.

[–]iLOVEfood23 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't watch that video, it makes me sick! :"(

[–]whatsaphoto 25ポイント26ポイント  (3子コメント)

damn, she 'kilt' it

Shit man, that's all the confirmation we need :(

[–]Archer-Saurus 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

May.. Maybe she just put a super adorable Kilt on it, and the dog lived happily ever after.

That's the reality I choose to live in.

[–]asiangun 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I expected nothing less.

[–]-WhistleWhileYouLurk 225ポイント226ポイント  (46子コメント)

Man. I can stare at NSFL/NSFW stuff all day, but this made me sad as fuck. Think I've had enough reddit for this morning.

[–]Protous 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

i....don't...even .... how can someone be that cruel...

[–]You_coward 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the full video she just throws the leash over her shoulder and walks away. What a cunt.

[–]johnwithcheese 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

I would sell my left kidney to get a chance to beat down on this bitch.

God I would pound her face in....

[–]KenyanBadger 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

it's going to hurt the doge more than the person she hit, fuck her

[–]xjayroox 249ポイント250ポイント  (2子コメント)

See, this is why I walk my dog with a harness and not just a collar. If you have the harness, it's much more comfortable for the dog when you swing her like a flail

[–]jaxxattacks 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or have to yo-yo it up. Saved my little one from a few attacks like that. Always use a harness.

[–]iOgef 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to re-watch the video to see if it was a harness or a collar. ouch, poor dog.

[–]Fuck_Best_Buy 345ポイント346ポイント  (14子コメント)

Holy shit, that's like a whole new level of trashiness.

[–]Do-stars-fart 34ポイント35ポイント  (12子コメント)

A level beyond trashy, super trashy 2 and after that super trashy 3.

[–]shellbullet17 18ポイント19ポイント  (8子コメント)

Super Trashy God even

[–]PantsOfAction 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would require a group of trashy people getting together to focus all their trashy hopes and trashy dreams into that one piece of super trash.

[–]Endless-Nine 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Super Trashy God Super Trashy

[–]shellbullet17 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I WILL SHOW YOU A POWER BEYOND A SUPER TRASHY GOD!"

[–]Phylar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So trashy that the garbage men keep attempting to haul her away.

[–]Fildo_Fappings 1088ポイント1089ポイント  (33子コメント)

That was one of the most conflicted LOLs I've ever had. Like… poor doggie.

[–]SRTroN 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I laughed and then felt bad. Glad it wasn't just me.

[–]aleifr 41ポイント42ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's aweful, but too funny not to laugh at.

[–]twitchosx 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ahhh, I have found my people in this thread. This is funny as fuck. But poor dog. But still funny. Same Same.

[–]Milfshake23 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You ever been so mad you hit someone with your dog?

[–]DJEasyDick 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cant breathe...im laughing so hard

I totally get how fucked up it is, but like...who the fuck swings their dog in a fight?! Lol

Kind of reminds me of an old In Living Color sketch

[–]KiloOz 1006ポイント1007ポイント  (38子コメント)

Pug Life

[–]hawleywood 807ポイント808ポイント  (67子コメント)

That fucking cunt. She doesn't deserve to own a pet.

[–]HoMaster 143ポイント144ポイント  (28子コメント)

The sad reality most people don't. Which is why every year millions of pets are abandoned and put down. People suck.

[–]penguinattackforever 47ポイント48ポイント  (22子コメント)

This is one of those unavoidably depressing thoughts that ruin my day

[–]girls_might_poop 120ポイント121ポイント  (20子コメント)

It's okay! Some of us love our pets! Look! Here's my doggy when the rescue first picked her up in June 2014.

And here she is now with her ball!

And laying on my lap!

Some of us looove our puppies.

Edit to plug in the awesome, beautiful people who saved her life. Cuse Pit Crew and PAOC!

[–]Srirachachacha 27ポイント28ポイント  (5子コメント)

AND you poop?

...single?

[–]girls_might_poop 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

Pooping is awesome. It's like sneezing but from your butt. And I'm actually getting married in 3 weeks so technically no? Or am I single for three more weeks? I don't know how that works, the bachelorette party confused me with people getting drunk over my final few weeks of being single even though I'm not

[–]myatomicgard3n 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm sneezing from my butt right now. I think I ate something bad.

[–]Suppafly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And I'm actually getting married in 3 weeks so technically no?

/u/Srirachachacha I'm not tryin to hear that see, what your man got to do with /u/Srirachachacha

[–]lonchaneyforbatman 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Awwww cute little boo boo! I miss my puppy, now :-(

[–]girls_might_poop 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh no!! I'm sorry :( My last dog died almost 3 years ago now. She was only 7 and it was some kind of auto immune disease and ugh. I thought I'd get another dog like 6 months after that, but instead I met a guy and now we're getting married and together we adopted this mess of a pitty. You'll be ok! Your puppy will always be in your heart. I miss mine every day but then this girl makes me laugh (or cry when she continually pees on the floor) and then it all gets ok.

[–]YXAYXA 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're a good person. My dad works for Animal Control so I see and hear stories of what shitty things people do to their animals. It's great seeing a rescue being taken care of and loved. Thank you.

[–]crackedchinacup 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to give you gold, but I'm poor, so please take comfort in knowing a stranger wants to give you gold.

[–]fdta 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't deserve to breathe.

[–]SweetSlowKiss 86ポイント87ポイント  (6子コメント)

Aw, man. That poor pup.

He was trying to protect her and then she uses him as a weapon? So fucking weird. What was going through her head? purse?dog?purse?dog?dog!

Trash indeed. I hope one of her friends sees this and takes that little guy away from her.

[–]MercurysMessage 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ya that lady is a bitch. I would either steal her dog or report her to the Humane society, or both.

[–]theflyingdog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure the dog's dead so it's a little late to take it away

[–]mr_majorly 44ポイント45ポイント  (33子コメント)

Where is the source?

EDIT: Found This

[–]CallMeDoc24 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

That's fucking bullshit. Someone's gotta take that dog away from her.

[–]Keepitstrong05 44ポイント45ポイント  (9子コメント)

Jesus Christ, as if swinging the dog as a weapon wasn't enough to make me hate her, she's essentially strangling the dog at the end for a few seconds by means to bring it up to her arms to hold it. She couldn't just pick it up?! Fuck, I've never been this angry about animal abuse before. Fuck that woman, man. Fuck.

[–]njerome 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

Any way of finding out roughly where she is? Like city she lives in? Could easy report her to the local police.

[–]Keepitstrong05 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't want to watch it again to look for anything to point out, but the best chance of catching her is if someone either knows her and reports her or if they recognize the area and put it out there. I remember there was a video of these two girls lighting a turtles back on fire, and 4chan was able to track them down just by things that they saw in the background off the video, and they were brought to justice. I don't care who does it, I just hope she gets brought in and has the dog taken from her.

[–]johnq-pubic 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

That is disturbing. The dog is not even struggling, just hanging there limp like it is already dead.

[–]Beckawk 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ, that was even worse and I played it without sound. :/ Just sort of dangling there by the leash. Fuck.

[–]theofavi 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

it was already awful, but downright horrible after seeing the whole clip.

[–]iLOVEfood23 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

wow that's messed up, someone should grab her by the neck and swing her like that!

[–]master_of_deception 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like the dog is dead :(

[–]Arion_Miles 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck! She doesn't even put him on the ground. She's carrying the dog by the leash!

[–]PerspectiveWhore 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Send that dumb bitch to jail. She's completely retarded. She had a bag in her hand, and still decided to swing with a dog.

[–]Piranhachief 103ポイント104ポイント  (8子コメント)

Have you ever been so mad that you used your dog as a flail?

[–]illegalbusiness 206ポイント207ポイント  (44子コメント)

This makes my blood boil. What a fucking horrible person.

[–]Keepitstrong05 29ポイント30ポイント  (14子コメント)

I had to sit back and gather myself for a few seconds. Like, how fucking ignorant can you be about the dog being a living thing as well? Fuck. I really hope her dog is taken and eventually given to a loving owner. I hope she gets in shit for this, too, assuming that it's from a recent video.

[–]furrycockdog 25ポイント26ポイント  (11子コメント)

https://youtu.be/VDCNN05zI8M

It's like she broke the dogs neck

[–]EllenPaosBlackChild 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck?! She walks away with the dog on a fucking noose! Who is this bitch?!?!

[–]2coolcaterpillar 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, fuck this person

[–]theflyingdog 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn the dog looks fucked up if not just dead after she swung it

[–]556x45mm 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

She might have, dig collar and a leash is probably an effective noose.

What a piece of shit. I'm not even going to say shit human being because she isn't one. Give her the same fate that her dog had to suffer.

[–]Open_To_Suggestions_ 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

The word you are looking for is cunt.

What a fucking cunt.

Indeed.

[–]KRAy_Z_n1nja 214ポイント215ポイント  (14子コメント)

The lack of a comma make it seem like she's actually trying to give the chick her dog.

[–]modernbenoni 139ポイント140ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought it was meant to work both ways. If so, strong title game OP

[–]DrogoDeserto 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

The lack of comma, as well as the images, make us wonder: who is the bitch?

[–]Wombat_cannon 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Maybe it's you?

[–]DrogoDeserto 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

hey, never thought of that one. the more I think bout it... most likely! thanks buddy.

[–]padume3 29ポイント30ポイント  (7子コメント)

Some lady did this WITH HER BABY to a Target security guard in Arizona when she got caught shoplifting.

[–]80Eight 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't find an article about that anywhere.

You got a link?

[–]Da_fuhq 80ポイント81ポイント  (1子コメント)

Guilty of Assault with an adorable weapon

[–]my_lucid_nightmare 29ポイント30ポイント  (5子コメント)

ok that could seriously injure / paralyze the spine of the dog.

[–]andrewdok 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

She did, it's just limp in the video

[–]SteezusChrist420 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is beyond me how someone could possibly this much of a shitty person.

[–]JetSetHippie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog is dead, no question about it.

[–]Jlacy222 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, this makes me sad, poor dog.

[–]LakeBodom 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone tie this bitch to a leash and throttle her by the neck

[–]dudubay 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saw this whole video on facebook.. the truly disgusting part happens where this video cuts off. She walks away with the dog but she doesnt put the dog down, the whole time shes walking away the dog is being hung by his neck. Shes lifts him several feet off the ground with the leash and just keeps walking as if theres nothing wrong with that. Truly disgusting.

[–]AutoEuphoria 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Holy fuck. I honestly don't know what else to say. That was terrible.

[–]Oilfield___Trash 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fuck this bitch, I'mma hit this bitch with my beloved dog.

[–]bungalow411 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This makes me sick. Imagine being tethered by the neck to these horrible people.

[–]laagamer 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone should report her for animal cruelty.

[–]TheB0ar 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn, that is cruel

[–]Empanah 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

reminded me of this, thank you

[–]MilkMyHonkey 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you fucking kidding me?

[–]Keepitstrong05 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

I hope 4chan does their thing and tracks her down like they did with that video of those two girls lighting a turtle's back on fire.

[–]cullenmancer 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

4chan seems like a pretty cool guy.

[–]gkane19 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who is this 4chan?!

[–]piratebroadcast 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ok this actually enrages me, I don't think this is funny at all.

[–]StoleYourComment 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I sincerely hope that the girl who got hit by the dog realized she just got by a swinging pet, and then calmed down to avoid further animal abuse. The dog's safety > desire to fight.

[–]rapmachinenodiggidy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's a fucking worthless piece of garbage

[–]giveuptheghost 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy fuck. Take that dog away from her... actually any living thing she is responsible of even bacteria.

[–]tutvuvu69 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

People will sit back and laugh when people get pummeled and the second a dog gets hurt everyone flips the fuck out

[–]foolishfool1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to kill that bitch. First of all the dog looked like it was gonna help her anyway and she just straight up abuses him for some weak as attack, i mean that shit looked like it did no damage except for choking that doggy.

[–]konapun 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck! Fucking awful! I don't want to imagine how she treats the other pets/people/children in her life! That's abuse and shouldn't be tolerated! justice needs to be fucking served! /rant

[–]marginalboy 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think if I saw that, the dog-swinging bitch would have another problem on her hands. I'd kick her ass from here to Sunday, then confiscate her dog.

[–]Lippen 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wtf someone take her dog away please,

This is animal abuse!

[–]soulruler 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't think dogs are meant to be used in that manner..

[–]Bickell 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's an excellent way to break the dog's neck.

[–]inevitableicecube 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

People like this should never be allowed to own any type of animal!

[–]ilikecamelsalot 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That fucking dumb cunt.

[–]realpigasus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'll unsubscribe now. MAN OH MAN.

[–]Nutsmegg 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats fucked.

[–]jthriller 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

someone take that dog away from that whore