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[–]LoveMyPuggle 3389ポイント3390ポイント  (670子コメント)

Famous cosplayer Jessica Nigri. Yes they are fake. No she doesn't do nudes.

[–]nickpapa34 2356ポイント2357ポイント  (25子コメント)

Time to pack it up and go home then.

[–]KoRnBrony 777ポイント778ポイント  (19子コメント)

Alright boys, nothing to see here

[–]The_Normal_One 299ポイント300ポイント  (214子コメント)

She says they're real but my extensive research says otherwise.

[–]max1001 59ポイント60ポイント  (118子コメント)

When or where?

[–]NyranK 648ポイント649ポイント  (115子コメント)

[–]AP3Brain 196ポイント197ポイント  (77子コメント)

Man.. I wish I was a girl so I could conquer the nerdy "model" market. It seems so easy to milk....

[–]caffpanda 248ポイント249ポイント  (19子コメント)

Hate to break it to you, but you still have to be moderately attractive.

[–]Chii 105ポイント106ポイント  (10子コメント)

You make up for it by make up.

[–]caffpanda 68ポイント69ポイント  (8子コメント)

Guys here are assuming they'd be attractive enough to be salvageable.

[–]Zookaz 50ポイント51ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't think you appreciate how much make up can do. Unless you actually have physical deformities, make up can do a lot for anyone.

[–]mybro4sale 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you, I absolutely would.

[–]DrEskimo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should see how easily they eat up GW posts. Nobody there has nice features.

[–]jeNnOSiDE 52ポイント53ポイント  (49子コメント)

I'm a girl but I won't do it because I'd like to keep my dignity

[–]tommos 254ポイント255ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dignity is overrated. Send nudes.

[–]whiskeytango55 32ポイント33ポイント  (11子コメント)

For a minute, in times like these, part of me would like to think that it works like it does in Neil Gaiman's novel, American Gods. That worship and adulation are what gives gods their power. In this case, Jessica Nigri is a minor naiad or something. A goddess of something really specialized or obscure.

She doesn't have crazy powerful abilities or anything, just sorta common ones cranked up a little. She gets common people to buy her stuff on amazon, she never has to buy a drink and has some insanely different world view from the rest of us. also telekinesis.

[–]aguyondpp 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

Will her vagina eat me if I have sex with her?

[–]PrivilegeCheckmate 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

If that happens will you let me film it and put it up on liveleak?

[–]aguyondpp 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, since I'm not going to be doing much afterwards, I guess it would be nice for people to know I went happy.

[–]Sephiroso 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only if she's cosplaying as some chick from La Blue Girl.

[–]Ormild 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd like to be a super attractive girl for just a day, maybe a week. I'd want to see how vastly different I'd be treated. I suppose the good comes with the bad as well. I'd get free drinks, get hit on all the time and feel good about being validated, not have to work as hard for shit. On the other hand, I'd have to deal with getting hit on by guys who are weird as fuck, possibly get groped at the bar, cat called, etc.

[–]batchyoce 9ポイント10ポイント  (13子コメント)

Are you saying you have more dignity that jessica nigri? She's doing a job she loves and makes tonnes from it, and gets to travel all the time.

[–]dinosaurs_quietly 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

Some people would lose their perception of dignity by having hundreds of nerdy guys jacking it to their pics. I don't see how that's controversial.

[–]ZEB1138 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

Rule of Acquisition #109

Not arguing. It was just a perfect opportunity for a Star Trek reference.

[–]BeastFormal 87ポイント88ポイント  (14子コメント)

A broken link?

Edit: Whoops boy is my face red

[–]NyranK 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I did try to submit it as a text link but it broke the formatting, so I edited it to bare.

[–]BeastFormal 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Look what you've done to me.

[–]NyranK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit is a fickle and violent mistress.

[–]cr0nage 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

And every other busty character in the world. Like Fox.

[–]turkish_gold 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whelp. At least she can say that's really her skin ontop of that silicon.

[–]SnowHesher 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently she's been eating whatever Ivy Valentine has been eating over the years.

[–]bigpenisdragonslayer 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Surgeon did a pretty good job though

[–]NyranK 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never seen them unsupported and uncovered though. Might have pepperoni nipples pointing in two different directions or something.

But I like what I've seen so far.

[–]zold5 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's nice to know she achieved her big titty dreams.

[–]simplicitymila 42ポイント43ポイント  (9子コメント)

They're fake. Can Confirm I met her at Blizzcon 2 years ago and I hugged her. edit: They felt hard against me LOL

[–]trahh 24ポイント25ポイント  (61子コメント)

Source that says she saying they're real? everytime i ask this nothing

[–]Tastybread 40ポイント41ポイント  (1子コメント)

I worked with her at a Trader Joes here in AZ. They are definitely fake.

[–]BigBossDiamondDogs 31ポイント32ポイント  (40子コメント)

I'm pretty sure nobody has any evidence either way of she said yes or she said no. It always is either "look it up" or "What can't you tell!?" And when you ask you're looked at like a white knight or an idiot.

[–]levon14 48ポイント49ポイント  (8子コメント)

Why do we ask, though? Can't we just embrace the boobies?

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Santa's not real but we still like opening presents.

[–]Cyberslasher 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for that mental imagery Castle.

[–]eqleriq 41ポイント42ポイント  (10子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/e3I7M0V.jpg

Yeah, no evidence at all of someone with small tits suddenly having large tits

[–]Sephiroso 20ポイント21ポイント  (7子コメント)

I know it's hard for you but do try to learn to read. He said "evidence either way of she said yes or she said no".

He's saying no one has evidence of her actually saying whether they're fake or not.

[–]pwasma_dwagon 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember seeing some people on her facebook were defending her tits saying she mentioned time and time again they are real. Fun fact, the post where she says she wants tits but they are expensive, i'm almost sure she deleted it. It seems having natural big tits its part of the charm she uses to keep her fans on a tight leash. Not that it matters though, JUST LOOK AT THOSE JUGGS!

[–]CandyFTW 59ポイント60ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Santa is fake and we still enjoy opening his packages each year."

[–]Dr_McKay 431ポイント432ポイント  (35子コメント)

Yes they are fake.

Watch out, the Nigri Defence Force could be watching.

[–]xX_username_Xxx 96ポイント97ポイント  (2子コメント)

They're real to me god damn it!

[–]wewd 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just want to thank her for all she's done to her body.

[–]OneOfUsMustKnow 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for saying what needed to be said!

[–]Accipehoc 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those deluded fools

It was funny when they kept saying it's a pushup bra

[–]Roadwarriordude 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean yeah she's annoying as fuck, but I'd still hit the shit out of that. Let's be honest, nobody watches her YouTube videos with the volume on.

[–]ehkodiak 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She knows exactly what men want to see.

[–]TheRandomRGU 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes I'm here to defend her.

[–]kaspianh 114ポイント115ポイント  (7子コメント)

Does she still deny that they are fake? It was pretty ridiculous that she did in the first place.

[–]PaddyTheLion 71ポイント72ポイント  (3子コメント)

Her moderators filter out those questions, usually.

[–]johnedeadly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

moderators in her subreddit? you would have a better chance to find someone who has a mortgage without mom as a Co signer then find an active moderator there.

[–]ShangZilla 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wat, she has moderators? Oh right he's a girl with big tits.

[–]ikeaborn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh right he's a girl with big tits.

o _ o

[–]SuperSmashMaymays 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

She used to have a little thing on her twitter/facebook bio that said they were real. That memo was removed a few years ago.

[–][deleted] 59ポイント60ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]timacles 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

If that is her, her plastic surgeon should win the nobel peace prize, those are amazing

[–]themilkyone 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This photo is single-handedly preventing north and south Korea from starting another war.

[–]Drewlicious 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

But the real question here - did she chop off her legs and have robotic ones put on? Otherwise I'm calling shenanigans on the whole thing.

[–]skymallow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does she have metal genitals?

[–]Haust 74ポイント75ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]indyK1ng 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

I should have followed your example.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

[–]Sc2God 191ポイント192ポイント  (195子コメント)

Shes also practically bald.

[–]Transcosmic 376ポイント377ポイント  (81子コメント)

Yikes you weren't kidding. She's got the hairline of a stressed out middle aged dad.

[–]sev0 152ポイント153ポイント  (7子コメント)

[–]feelmyice 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

STRESS!!

[–]TrackXII 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I made an e-mail address to give out to people suffixed with 01189998819991197253 since I memorized the jingle.

[–]LemonLimeAlltheTime 282ポイント283ポイント  (12子コメント)

Damn you guys are harsh as fuck!

[–]ListenToThatSound 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

How dare this guy judge this girl on her appearance in a thread full of people judging her appearance!

[–]Goofyface 92ポイント93ポイント  (1子コメント)

God damn, that's no five head, that hit double figures and kept going....

[–]powercorruption 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought that was Ronnie James Dio in the second picture.

[–]RobertofPotatoland 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, Jessica Nigri's ruined for me now.

[–]SomeKindOfChief 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah kinda like how that Kripp steamer guy looks like Sasha Grey.

[–]greekfreak223 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

so funny. dying over here. Never gonna look at him the same.

[–]PortablePawnShop 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

Jesus, no wonder she likes playing dress-up--it was never cool to be nerdy until 2011 when you start catering to them?

Fuck, lol. I felt bad about my hairline 'til I saw that.

[–]CoolTom1337 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

She really takes after Lebron James, doesn't she?

[–]jojoga 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, thanks.
You ruined her for me… however hearing her in a video did the same as her hairline does to me.

[–]bigben56 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah idgaf about her fakes tits, I think they look great. But that hairline has always bothered me.

[–]TheDdevil 67ポイント68ポイント  (18子コメント)

That hairline has receded and thinned faster than my dad's hair.

My dad is 65.

[–]justfarmingdownvotes 16ポイント17ポイント  (15子コメント)

People mistake me for my dad. 25 vs 60

[–]JiggedyJam 19ポイント20ポイント  (12子コメント)

Receding hairline at 17 right here. Fuck my genetics.

[–]justfarmingdownvotes 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

Man I finally accepted it, trimmed it normal length (I had long hair) and combed it back

Growing out a beard and such for distraction, when you accept it you feel much better.

[–]karnyboy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least you didn't comb it over.

On the topic of hair. I shave my head. Haven't paid for a haircuut in 15 years.

[–]JiggedyJam 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah I'm still trying to accept it. It's just weird being the only person around me with a hairline like it. I also can't grow a beard so that doesn't help.

[–]IMind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Talk to your primary care doc about finasteride and minoxidil. It's a real thing to want to keep your hair and you shouldn't feel ostracized either way

[–]HalfAnOnion 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Haha, I lost my hair at like 17-18. Years late I was with my Wife and a friend that never met me saw me from behind and asked if my wife had brought her father with her.

My wife laughed but the girl was soo embarrassed I felt bad for her.

[–]PaddyTheLion 145ポイント146ポイント  (87子コメント)

It's due to her colouring her hair a dozens different, high-tone colour per week. Her hair is literally falling out. Must be great for her already dirt-low self esteem.

[–]drummererb 36ポイント37ポイント  (7子コメント)

Not so much the color but the bleaching will do it.

Source: Family of hairy mother fuckers, I went bald at age 26 due to my obsessive bleaching and coloring of hair since I was 15. Yes. I was -that- guy

[–]MicroGravitus 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does it not grow back after you stop fucking with it?

[–]IMind 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hair is finicky as fuck. Especially for men... Testosterone (DHT) is a bitch. Finasteride and/or minoxidil can combat it somewhat. They typically only work to invigorate the thickness and patches. Once the hairline itself is gone though basically nothing short of cosmetic surgery will fix it.

Source: from a family of balding fuckers and still have my hair through great effort

[–]JabawaJackson 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, you must've went overboard or did it wrong. I've definitely bleached and dyed my hair way more than I should have in a 5 year span, but I stopped, shaved it all, and let it grow back out. Now it's long again and it's like I never did anything to it.

[–]FallenAngelII 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

It also depends a lot of the quality of your hair to start with. I was blessed with Asian hair. I've been bleaching and dying my hair for 15 years straight, about once every 2 months. My hair today is actually thicker than it was when I was 15.

[–]mystikraven 161ポイント162ポイント  (50子コメント)

her already dirt-low self esteem.

So you're saying we'll probably see her in porn pretty soon?

[–]Marble_Shell 73ポイント74ポイント  (48子コメント)

Meh. Literally meh.

[–]kid-karma 20ポイント21ポイント  (45子コメント)

i wonder how she could have low self esteem

edit: this was sarcasm directed to the comment i was replying to

[–]Mpuls37 53ポイント54ポイント  (44子コメント)

People who go to extreme lengths to do make up, hair, lifting weights, etc., sometimes have what's known as Body Dysmorphic Disorder. Basically they think something is wrong with their appearance, so they'll do anything they can to "hide" it. It kind of spirals to the point that they hate the way they look no matter what.

Regardless of how attractive some people are, they may not see the same thing as the rest of the world. I've got buddies who can deadlift obscene amounts of weight (like 600 lbs? unsure) and they're constantly at the gym b/c they're "not big enough". I've known 9.98/10 women who would make a trash bag and no makeup look fashionable who spend hours deciding what they're going to look like for an evening.

[–]Reiginko 34ポイント35ポイント  (9子コメント)

I've got buddies who can deadlift obscene amounts of weight (like 600 lbs? unsure) and they're constantly at the gym b/c they're "not big enough".

dude might just have higher goals. It bugs me when people judge meatheads for trying to get bigger or lift more. It's what they like doing. You wouldn't say someone has a disorder if they want to be the best soccer player, and that's the same competitive drive that makes great weight lifters and body builders. Nothing wrong with always wanting to do better.

[–]maximaLz 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, I've got to second that here.

If you don't like meatheads that's one thing, but quit saying "can't you stop ? you're big enough already" or some shit like that, because it's exactly like saying to people starting out "who care ? it's just a mcdonalds, it won't make you fat", it's not about this one time, it's about the progress, the continued effort. You've come such a long way, why stopping now for fuck sake. Leave people alone, quit judging their goals, mind your own goals people.

When I started running, people would fuck with me all the time saying I don't need sports, I'm not fat. Yes I'm not fat, but I haven't reached my goals yet, some people like me like to do what they do because it's about the fucking progress. No I don't want to eat junkfood "just that one time come on", because A I don't like it anymore, and B I don't mean to break efforts just so you can feel like you're not the only one eating shitty food.

If you've ever been there, you know how hard it can be to keep up sometimes, because so many people tell you to stop doing what you do that you eventually start to believe it, you eventually start to give up efforts because people are too damn lazy to do efforts and they don't wanna feel fucking alone in their effortless motion. Never listen to those people. Never listen to people saying you can't do it, because they are only wishing you can't do it so they don't look bad right next to you. Fuck that.

/rant

[–]Super-Saiyajin 19ポイント20ポイント  (10子コメント)

lifting weights

Fuck you man!

[–]Mpuls37 45ポイント46ポイント  (8子コメント)

It affects men and women equally. Nothing wrong with gettin' swole, but it is a problem if you're rocking 24" pythons, a 58" barrel chest with a whole 12 pack of abs, yet you still see that skinny fucker with a busted lip who got his ass kicked by the QB his junior year staring back at you in the mirror.

[–]LemonLimeAlltheTime 36ポイント37ポイント  (10子コメント)

Or they switch genders.

[–]homeyG75 23ポイント24ポイント  (9子コメント)

Edgy comment, but I'll allow it. If you said this anywhere else you'd probably have gotten horribly downvoted. Or maybe not. Reddit is terribly unpredictable.

[–]timms5000 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

How is that edgy? Transgenderism literally involves body dysmorphia as a result of gender dysphoria.

[–]Ormild 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The day you decide to lift weights is the day you are forever small." -The Brofessor.

I just thought that quote was hilarious.

[–]HispanicAtTehDisco 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

These fucking Arm Chair Doctors or Psychologists here on reddit and the Internet are fascinating

Not saying I disagree with you but having all the people say "oh yeah [insert person] definitely has [insert metal or physical condition]" while having absolutely no clue of their personal lives is weird.

Don't doubt you guys being right about the hairline thing though.

[–]master_dong 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

All the tanning and tight/pulled hairstyles will only make it worse. Don't know how old she is but most girls into all that stuff start to look really rough around 28-32.

[–]FallenAngelII 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure she makes extensive use of wigs.

[–]Sparkles_ 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Changing the color of your hair won't do that if you dye it unnatural colors (like purple, green, pink, etc.) because those dyes are vegetable-based, they have no toxins. Just gotta wait for the color to fade a bit before you can switch things up. You just need to keep your roots bleached, which is what many of Reddit's favorite celebrities do every other week.

Hair loss in females can be hereditary, or come from birth defects, hormone imbalances, autoimmune diseases, skin diseases, vitamin deficiencies (like from disorders causing malabsorption in the intestine). In other words, same reasons that guys can develop receding hairlines early in life. But hey, it must be her self esteem.

[–]IthinkitsaDanny 11ポイント12ポイント  (10子コメント)

I don't mean to break some sort of jerk or something but I think she might have some high self esteem, she works out, she gets to travel the world, has a lot of cough fans. Something like having a balding head won't destroy her self esteem haha, she's a cos player she can wear wigs.

[–]PaddyTheLion 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

Robin Williams had millions of fans, too. Just because someone appears happy, does on no way whatsoever mean that they are.

[–]Runemaker 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Depression is also a serious medical condition that can affect anyone independent of what they do. Just because she dresses skimpy doesn't mean she falls into the "daddy issues low self-esteem" stereotype.

[–]D9sinc 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait what? So does she wear wigs or is that her actual hair in the pic it's just combed to cover it?

[–]facingup 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

She often wears wigs now.

[–]sky_dotnet 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

She often wears wigs, which exacerbates her receding hairline.

[–]PlasmaBurst 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Famous cosplayer; Professional cocktease.

[–]quiterascible 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I figured the ears were fake. Still a huge turn on.

[–]PaddyTheLion 28ポイント29ポイント  (25子コメント)

Yet. It's only a matter of time before she ventures into porn, the girl has top-level crazy issues.

[–]whiskeytaang0 32ポイント33ポイント  (7子コメント)

So we introduce her to Tila Tequila and the rest takes care of its self?

[–]PaddyTheLion 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

In my opinion it's just a matter of time. At 26, she's in her absolute prime and things will only go downwards. Porn is the only natural habitat for someone with that level of need to display their body to strangers for money.

[–]PM_ME_UR_NUDE_TATS 7ポイント8ポイント  (14子コメント)

top-level crazy issues.

Story time?

[–]PaddyTheLion 17ポイント18ポイント  (13子コメント)

Look at a couple of youtube vids, pictures with her father and her general demeanour. She's a massive exhibitionist.

[–]xzenocrimzie 32ポイント33ポイント  (10子コメント)

Can confirm. Was excited to meet her at a convention once - noped the fuck out pretty quickly because she was going above and beyond showing herself off. She actually managed to made me uncomfortable and I am the kind of person where I have no problem asking random people where the condom dispenser is.

[–]grape_jelly_sammich 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

what did she do to make you feel uncomfortable?

[–]sheikheddy 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP was gon' get laid bruh. He noped outta that porno shit far as I can see.

[–]Blackops606 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

No kidding. I talked to her once and saw a few youtube videos and was like NOPE, not even going to bother talking to her anymore and unfollowed her on Twitter about as fast as I followed her.

When she isn't flaunting her boobs and so forth, her cosplays are actually pretty good.

[–]Sephiroso 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

So...you unfollowed her at the speed of the click of your mouse?

[–]sinstercowbomb 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

he is a starcraft pro player, the clicks will blow ur fucking mind blow

[–]hal5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What did she say that was so bad? It's pretty hard to imagine disliking someone so much after a one conversation.

[–]PrivilegeCheckmate 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

the girl has top-levelheavy crazy issues

FTFM

[–]The_Kiriyama 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're real if you make believe. #furries