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[–]LoveMyPuggle 3385ポイント3386ポイント  (670子コメント)

Famous cosplayer Jessica Nigri. Yes they are fake. No she doesn't do nudes.

[–]nickpapa34 2357ポイント2358ポイント  (25子コメント)

Time to pack it up and go home then.

[–]The_Normal_One 300ポイント301ポイント  (214子コメント)

She says they're real but my extensive research says otherwise.

[–]max1001 61ポイント62ポイント  (118子コメント)

When or where?

[–]NyranK 653ポイント654ポイント  (115子コメント)

[–]AP3Brain 193ポイント194ポイント  (77子コメント)

Man.. I wish I was a girl so I could conquer the nerdy "model" market. It seems so easy to milk....

[–]caffpanda 249ポイント250ポイント  (19子コメント)

Hate to break it to you, but you still have to be moderately attractive.

[–]Chii 102ポイント103ポイント  (10子コメント)

You make up for it by make up.

[–]caffpanda 68ポイント69ポイント  (8子コメント)

Guys here are assuming they'd be attractive enough to be salvageable.

[–]Zookaz 52ポイント53ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't think you appreciate how much make up can do. Unless you actually have physical deformities, make up can do a lot for anyone.

[–]cr0nage 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

And every other busty character in the world. Like Fox.

[–]turkish_gold 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whelp. At least she can say that's really her skin ontop of that silicon.

[–]SnowHesher 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently she's been eating whatever Ivy Valentine has been eating over the years.

[–]bigpenisdragonslayer 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Surgeon did a pretty good job though

[–]NyranK 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never seen them unsupported and uncovered though. Might have pepperoni nipples pointing in two different directions or something.

But I like what I've seen so far.

[–]zold5 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's nice to know she achieved her big titty dreams.

[–]simplicitymila 39ポイント40ポイント  (9子コメント)

They're fake. Can Confirm I met her at Blizzcon 2 years ago and I hugged her. edit: They felt hard against me LOL

[–]trahh 25ポイント26ポイント  (61子コメント)

Source that says she saying they're real? everytime i ask this nothing

[–]Tastybread 42ポイント43ポイント  (1子コメント)

I worked with her at a Trader Joes here in AZ. They are definitely fake.

[–]BigBossDiamondDogs 27ポイント28ポイント  (40子コメント)

I'm pretty sure nobody has any evidence either way of she said yes or she said no. It always is either "look it up" or "What can't you tell!?" And when you ask you're looked at like a white knight or an idiot.

[–]levon14 53ポイント54ポイント  (8子コメント)

Why do we ask, though? Can't we just embrace the boobies?

[–]eqleriq 44ポイント45ポイント  (10子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/e3I7M0V.jpg

Yeah, no evidence at all of someone with small tits suddenly having large tits

[–]Sephiroso 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

I know it's hard for you but do try to learn to read. He said "evidence either way of she said yes or she said no".

He's saying no one has evidence of her actually saying whether they're fake or not.

[–]CandyFTW 56ポイント57ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Santa is fake and we still enjoy opening his packages each year."

[–]Dr_McKay 426ポイント427ポイント  (35子コメント)

Yes they are fake.

Watch out, the Nigri Defence Force could be watching.

[–]xX_username_Xxx 94ポイント95ポイント  (2子コメント)

They're real to me god damn it!

[–]wewd 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just want to thank her for all she's done to her body.

[–]OneOfUsMustKnow 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for saying what needed to be said!

[–]Accipehoc 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those deluded fools

It was funny when they kept saying it's a pushup bra

[–]kaspianh 115ポイント116ポイント  (7子コメント)

Does she still deny that they are fake? It was pretty ridiculous that she did in the first place.

[–]PaddyTheLion 71ポイント72ポイント  (3子コメント)

Her moderators filter out those questions, usually.

[–]SuperSmashMaymays 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

She used to have a little thing on her twitter/facebook bio that said they were real. That memo was removed a few years ago.

[–][deleted] 62ポイント63ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]timacles 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

If that is her, her plastic surgeon should win the nobel peace prize, those are amazing

[–]themilkyone 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This photo is single-handedly preventing north and south Korea from starting another war.

[–]Drewlicious 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

But the real question here - did she chop off her legs and have robotic ones put on? Otherwise I'm calling shenanigans on the whole thing.

[–]Haust 76ポイント77ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]indyK1ng 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

I should have followed your example.

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

[–]Sc2God 191ポイント192ポイント  (195子コメント)

Shes also practically bald.

[–]Transcosmic 374ポイント375ポイント  (81子コメント)

Yikes you weren't kidding. She's got the hairline of a stressed out middle aged dad.

[–]The_Chunks 63ポイント64ポイント  (4子コメント)

she could be Mew2king's sister http://i.imgur.com/9EdB25r.png

[–]waiv 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like his skull is growing backwards so he can have more forehead.

[–]LemonLimeAlltheTime 284ポイント285ポイント  (12子コメント)

Damn you guys are harsh as fuck!

[–]ListenToThatSound 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

How dare this guy judge this girl on her appearance in a thread full of people judging her appearance!

[–]Goofyface 92ポイント93ポイント  (1子コメント)

God damn, that's no five head, that hit double figures and kept going....

[–]powercorruption 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought that was Ronnie James Dio in the second picture.

[–]kristinez 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

jesus christ what

[–]PortablePawnShop 44ポイント45ポイント  (3子コメント)

Jesus, no wonder she likes playing dress-up--it was never cool to be nerdy until 2011 when you start catering to them?

Fuck, lol. I felt bad about my hairline 'til I saw that.

[–]CoolTom1337 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

She really takes after Lebron James, doesn't she?

[–]TheDdevil 67ポイント68ポイント  (18子コメント)

That hairline has receded and thinned faster than my dad's hair.

My dad is 65.

[–]justfarmingdownvotes 15ポイント16ポイント  (15子コメント)

People mistake me for my dad. 25 vs 60

[–]JiggedyJam 19ポイント20ポイント  (12子コメント)

Receding hairline at 17 right here. Fuck my genetics.

[–]justfarmingdownvotes 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

Man I finally accepted it, trimmed it normal length (I had long hair) and combed it back

Growing out a beard and such for distraction, when you accept it you feel much better.

[–]karnyboy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

At least you didn't comb it over.

On the topic of hair. I shave my head. Haven't paid for a haircuut in 15 years.

[–]PaddyTheLion 146ポイント147ポイント  (87子コメント)

It's due to her colouring her hair a dozens different, high-tone colour per week. Her hair is literally falling out. Must be great for her already dirt-low self esteem.

[–]drummererb 36ポイント37ポイント  (7子コメント)

Not so much the color but the bleaching will do it.

Source: Family of hairy mother fuckers, I went bald at age 26 due to my obsessive bleaching and coloring of hair since I was 15. Yes. I was -that- guy

[–]MicroGravitus 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does it not grow back after you stop fucking with it?

[–]IMind 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hair is finicky as fuck. Especially for men... Testosterone (DHT) is a bitch. Finasteride and/or minoxidil can combat it somewhat. They typically only work to invigorate the thickness and patches. Once the hairline itself is gone though basically nothing short of cosmetic surgery will fix it.

Source: from a family of balding fuckers and still have my hair through great effort

[–]JabawaJackson 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, you must've went overboard or did it wrong. I've definitely bleached and dyed my hair way more than I should have in a 5 year span, but I stopped, shaved it all, and let it grow back out. Now it's long again and it's like I never did anything to it.

[–]FallenAngelII 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

It also depends a lot of the quality of your hair to start with. I was blessed with Asian hair. I've been bleaching and dying my hair for 15 years straight, about once every 2 months. My hair today is actually thicker than it was when I was 15.

[–]mystikraven 162ポイント163ポイント  (50子コメント)

her already dirt-low self esteem.

So you're saying we'll probably see her in porn pretty soon?

[–]Marble_Shell 75ポイント76ポイント  (48子コメント)

Meh. Literally meh.

[–]kid-karma 20ポイント21ポイント  (45子コメント)

i wonder how she could have low self esteem

edit: this was sarcasm directed to the comment i was replying to

[–]Mpuls37 56ポイント57ポイント  (44子コメント)

People who go to extreme lengths to do make up, hair, lifting weights, etc., sometimes have what's known as Body Dysmorphic Disorder. Basically they think something is wrong with their appearance, so they'll do anything they can to "hide" it. It kind of spirals to the point that they hate the way they look no matter what.

Regardless of how attractive some people are, they may not see the same thing as the rest of the world. I've got buddies who can deadlift obscene amounts of weight (like 600 lbs? unsure) and they're constantly at the gym b/c they're "not big enough". I've known 9.98/10 women who would make a trash bag and no makeup look fashionable who spend hours deciding what they're going to look like for an evening.

[–]Reiginko 33ポイント34ポイント  (9子コメント)

I've got buddies who can deadlift obscene amounts of weight (like 600 lbs? unsure) and they're constantly at the gym b/c they're "not big enough".

dude might just have higher goals. It bugs me when people judge meatheads for trying to get bigger or lift more. It's what they like doing. You wouldn't say someone has a disorder if they want to be the best soccer player, and that's the same competitive drive that makes great weight lifters and body builders. Nothing wrong with always wanting to do better.

[–]maximaLz 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, I've got to second that here.

If you don't like meatheads that's one thing, but quit saying "can't you stop ? you're big enough already" or some shit like that, because it's exactly like saying to people starting out "who care ? it's just a mcdonalds, it won't make you fat", it's not about this one time, it's about the progress, the continued effort. You've come such a long way, why stopping now for fuck sake. Leave people alone, quit judging their goals, mind your own goals people.

When I started running, people would fuck with me all the time saying I don't need sports, I'm not fat. Yes I'm not fat, but I haven't reached my goals yet, some people like me like to do what they do because it's about the fucking progress. No I don't want to eat junkfood "just that one time come on", because A I don't like it anymore, and B I don't mean to break efforts just so you can feel like you're not the only one eating shitty food.

If you've ever been there, you know how hard it can be to keep up sometimes, because so many people tell you to stop doing what you do that you eventually start to believe it, you eventually start to give up efforts because people are too damn lazy to do efforts and they don't wanna feel fucking alone in their effortless motion. Never listen to those people. Never listen to people saying you can't do it, because they are only wishing you can't do it so they don't look bad right next to you. Fuck that.

/rant

[–]Super-Saiyajin 19ポイント20ポイント  (10子コメント)

lifting weights

Fuck you man!

[–]Mpuls37 44ポイント45ポイント  (8子コメント)

It affects men and women equally. Nothing wrong with gettin' swole, but it is a problem if you're rocking 24" pythons, a 58" barrel chest with a whole 12 pack of abs, yet you still see that skinny fucker with a busted lip who got his ass kicked by the QB his junior year staring back at you in the mirror.

[–]LemonLimeAlltheTime 31ポイント32ポイント  (10子コメント)

Or they switch genders.

[–]homeyG75 24ポイント25ポイント  (9子コメント)

Edgy comment, but I'll allow it. If you said this anywhere else you'd probably have gotten horribly downvoted. Or maybe not. Reddit is terribly unpredictable.

[–]timms5000 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

How is that edgy? Transgenderism literally involves body dysmorphia as a result of gender dysphoria.

[–]master_dong 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

All the tanning and tight/pulled hairstyles will only make it worse. Don't know how old she is but most girls into all that stuff start to look really rough around 28-32.

[–]FallenAngelII 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure she makes extensive use of wigs.

[–]PlasmaBurst 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Famous cosplayer; Professional cocktease.

[–]quiterascible 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I figured the ears were fake. Still a huge turn on.

[–]artayon 335ポイント336ポイント  (19子コメント)

That ain't Falco

[–]Are_We_Me 68ポイント69ポイント  (12子コメント)

I'm talkin bout Mutha-fuckin Falco and shit.

[–]mrmastomas 26ポイント27ポイント  (9子コメント)

I miss Bloodhound Gang.

[–]Are_We_Me 10ポイント11ポイント  (6子コメント)

Me also. Did they break up? Or just go stagnant?

[–]lessthan555 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mostly stagnant. They were accosted in Russia maybe a year ago so they still tour... somewhat

[–]bolxrex 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Neither, they have a new album coming out soon. Supposedly.

[–]Xephon7 1013ポイント1014ポイント  (42子コメント)

[–][deleted] 330ポイント331ポイント  (13子コメント)

on the real though, them some nice titties.

[–]BestRedditGoy 44ポイント45ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]Banjo2EE 29ポイント30ポイント  (7子コメント)

Damn, I wanted it to be true so bad

[–]purpleclouds 25ポイント26ポイント  (6子コメント)

/r/boobies

And if that doesn't do it for ya, there's a whoole lot more where that came from. I know, because I had to do a research paper once.

[–]frederic91 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

these posts should go to /r/Cosplay dammit....

[–]Shigjetar 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's because it was probably posted multiple times there forever ago when she did it

[–]natively 61ポイント62ポイント  (11子コメント)

How does the headset work if it doesn't cover her ears

[–]arkindal 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm so conflicted.

My brain is saying: Oh, look, it's Jessica Nigri showing her cleavage again. So refreshing. So glad she turned what should be a costume crafting hobby into "look at me, I have nice boobs".

My dick on the other hand is saying: Yes but look at those tits man!

[–]ehkodiak 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she could make me do anything if I met her in real life, as I would be ruled by El Dickshaft

[–]arkindal 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heh, "El Dickshaft".

[–]copious_hyperbole 188ポイント189ポイント  (18子コメント)

She has boobs. I like that in a girl.

[–]SomeKindOfChief 31ポイント32ポイント  (8子コメント)

I like something in a girl.

[–]purpleclouds 47ポイント48ポイント  (4子コメント)

The most attractive quality a girl can have is being attracted to me.

[–]Frumpy_little_noodle 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

Let me fill you in on a little secret...

THEY'RE ALL ATTRACTED TO YOU!!! GET IT?? GRAVITY!! LOL

[–]krackbaby 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

[–]likwitsnake 308ポイント309ポイント  (44子コメント)

Jessica Nigri is the Kim Kardashian of cosplay.

[–]zibitee 58ポイント59ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm still waiting for the cumback story....

[–]Provlovskee 54ポイント55ポイント  (4子コメント)

"I mean, in her video she got cum on her back, I think."

[–]ehkodiak 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear that outtake scene got more people into Parks and Rec than at any other time.

[–]hwarming 112ポイント113ポイント  (18子コメント)

Trashy and not deserving of her fame?

[–]ledivin 164ポイント165ポイント  (9子コメント)

I would say Nigri's at just about the right level of fame for what she does.

[–]FallenAngelII 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's actually been paid by game companies to "model" for them, usually in the capacity of a booth babe, but still...

[–]MyinnerGoddes 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't really have a problem with her ( besides her being the poster type for the gamer gurl stereotype ) but her fanbase is the fucking worst. Mention the fact she's popular because of her tits the whole whiteknighting lot of them will trample you. Common argument is that her cosplay is really good, which granted the costumes are well made, but it's not the best i've ever seen. Plus she only does skimpy sexy stuff, often characters that originally aren't dressed very sexy, which i find kinda dumb.

If she's the cosplayer her fanbase claims she is she could have the same popularity as she does now doing non sexy cosplay. But she isn't so we get sexy falco. If you wanna sell your tits, that's fine but please go to a tit selling dedicated platform.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

Soooo basically a busty girl in a tight outfit wearing an eye lens and fox ears. What is this, Halloween?

[–]Sir_Crimson 98ポイント99ポイント  (10子コメント)

What the fuck is wrong with this sub lately?

[–]turtletoise 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is such a shitsub.

[–]hwarming 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugh, of course this is on front page...

[–]thePhoenix6 130ポイント131ポイント  (14子コメント)

People need to stop upvoting these pathetic cosplay shit posts. It adds nothing to r/gaming except gives lonely straight men something to jack off to.

[–]not_a_lifer 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is this front page worthy lmfao its just another pair of tits with makeup.

[–]daveb25 37ポイント38ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Incoming enemy from the rear."

-Peppy Hare

[–]Unclehouse2 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh look, guys. Another Jessica Nigri cosplay with her boobs hanging out. How exciting /s

[–]makesh1000 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is barely gaming related

[–]_____l 51ポイント52ポイント  (7子コメント)

Gonna get downvoted but fuck yall. This ain't even a good cosplay, yall just thirsty af smh

[–]A_Single_AID 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now we need a sexy man to cosplay as Krystal.

[–]SorryDidntReddit 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So this is how people become furries

[–]Broadbandito 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

nigri please