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[–]goodbad1243 837ポイント838ポイント  (115子コメント)

Went through your history to find more pictures. You might want to delete your dick pics now that you have posted your face.

[–]truwarier14 378ポイント379ポイント  (41子コメント)

[–]BrookeBaldwin 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

Subway DOES need a new Jared ...

[–]Jackpot777 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Can you put an edit warning people that DeepRoast's comment is just a dic pic, is NSFW, and steer people clear of it?

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 136ポイント137ポイント  (20子コメント)

bwahaha. The rest of the comments are typical gonewild crap

[–]xDaNkENSTeiiN 119ポイント120ポイント  (17子コメント)

"I want to see you put a GI Joe up that pussy" -fattroll87

[–]BrookeBaldwin 42ポイント43ポイント  (14子コメント)

"I want to see you put a GI Joe up that pussy" -fattroll87

That's such a specific fetish. Why GI Joe? Why not a Masters of the Universe figure, or one of those old WWF LJN figures.

Those seem much more conducive to pussy breach.

[–]thecheat420 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

OOOH YEAH!!

[–]ontopic 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

DO NOT PUT SLIM JIMS IN ANY OF YOUR ORIFICES, ESPECIALLY YOUR MOUTH.

[–]thecheat420 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's OK to put them in your butthole because then you're just cutting out the middle man.

[–]JamesBearded 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was assuming that OP was ex-Army.

[–]GabbyMFJohnson 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think if you're going for Master's of the Universe figures...Man E Faces is the way to go.

[–]BDaught [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nah the fuzzy green dude. Moss Man or some shit. I forget it's been like 24 years.

[–]insanelyphat 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Stretch Armstrong seems a strong candidate for insertion....

[–]BrookeBaldwin [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Could become trouble when trying to pull it out.

[–]insanelyphat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

maybe that is what some girls are looking for :P

[–]scoobydufus [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I would guess it's because older models of GI Joe came with the "Kung Fu Grip". The KFG caused Joe's right arm to move up and down in a "karate chop motion." ;-)

[–]BrookeBaldwin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This entire conversation is ruining my childhood.

[–]c_doddy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Magic you dumbass" -FATROLL87

[–]Radagascar1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I can't even believe this is real. This is so perfectly Reddit it's almost unbelievable.

[–]TheCarpetPissers 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I lovez my some pancake nips" - fattroll87

[–]PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't know, the Bill Cosby one is kinda funny.

[–]trizzzyt 55ポイント56ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hahaaaaaaa, TIFU

[–]Daxx22 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

For once, it's true!

[–]Halfhead 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man, this is fucking great.

[–]nuggynugs 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never showed anyone by body so this is extremely hard

Ho ho ho. Well he's never showed anyone his whole body I suppose, but the fact his last picture submitted was his erect dick is just fan-bloody-tastic.

[–]elgiorgie 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's probably still asleep right now. He's in store for a rude awakening.

[–]HowlingStrike 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best thing to happen all day... Just wonderful.

[–]NaughtyKittyNakari 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's great. He posted it twice 4 months and 10 days ago. XD great uhh progress though.

[–]itschickenwing 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought you were joking. Nope, you were not joking.

[–]Grandpas_Spells [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He's had NINE HOURS. They're still up.

In that time I could have deleted my account, spread my PC parts in dumpsters all over the city, moved to a quiet Mexican town with no Internet ready to begin life anew.

[–]BrookeBaldwin 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

Went through your history to find more pictures. You might want to delete your dick pics now that you have posted your face.

OP right now

[–]ForGifteN 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I overread the dick part of your comments and was looking through his history because you made me excited. Oh god ಠ_ಠ

[–]zdthorx 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP- "This is extremely hard."

[–]FinallyGotaRedditAct 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget asking the name of the Transgendered schlong swinging around, asking for the name.

[–]Smaggies [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

You could have just PM'd him for fuck's sake.

[–]xanatos451 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But then the rest of us would have missed out on the hilarity of it all.

[–]salk80 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But then how would he get all that sweet karma?

[–]Saitek6 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Reading the rest of his comments... I don't think that's the only thing he'd want to disassociate himself from

[–]ForgottenFart [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What compels you to look through someone else's comment history?

[–]zurbz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh common guys I'm sure he's just happy he can finally see it for the first time in years and wants to show it off.

[–]kittymaridameowcy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Why did I browse his history? I didn't look at the picture. The comments were bad enough.

[–]kobeben 80ポイント81ポイント  (1子コメント)

Guys i am really shy, so this is really hard. Heres a picture of my dick

[–]I_Burned_The_Lasagna 126ポイント127ポイント  (6子コメント)

I was very entertained by your post history.

Also: /r/ProgressPics.

[–]Rawrawrimabear 144ポイント145ポイント  (8子コメント)

I need a girl with a body like yours.

[–]purpleblazed 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

"I want to see you put a GIjoe up that tight pussy"

[–]bootselectric [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This tab... this tab stay open for a bit. Let's see how this develops...

[–]haterhurter1 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

only took him 4 times to get it out.

i need a girl with a body like this, your, us, and yours.

[–]vonmonologue [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Actually he sent it to 4 different girls.

[–]haterhurter1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

dang, you're right. they all looked so much alike i didn't check the topics to see if they were different.

[–]Windoge98 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

... Wha?

[–]Gastal 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go through his comment history, you will see...

[–]i_am_a_human_ 74ポイント75ポイント  (3子コメント)

I want to see you put a GIjoe up that tight pussy

What?

Why would you even do that?

Why would you even ask a woman to do that?

Why?

Dude, throwaways...

[–]TranceIsLove 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Maybe she prefers Action Man. Bet you didn't think about did ya OP

[–]BrookeBaldwin 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite part is that he's probably still sleeping or something and has zero idea that this is going on.

He's going to log into his computer, excited for a brand new day and suddenly he's going to realize he made a huge mistake.

[–]tomtomdam [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

ahaahahaha fuck this has me dying, this guy really knows how to play smooth

[–]badmankelpthief 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need a girl with a body like yours

[–]tapora 71ポイント72ポイント  (4子コメント)

Your comment history creeps me out.

[–]monsterbate [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This dude definitly forgot to log out of his porn account before posting this. Those comments were never meant to be connected to his face.

[–]newsouthwhales 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came for the motivational story...stayed for the post history

[–]MrSriracha 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

He has solved the puzzle of picking up women on gonewild with 1 single comment

[–]Dekzter 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

The "after" picture really doesn't do much to show the weight loss.

And I'd guess that you bought that suit before you lost the weight.

[–]Silicone_Lube 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

don't forget to mention the dick pics

[–]Dekzter [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

His other comments were much more disturbing than the dick pics. Ugh.

[–]AkAdude 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think you accidentally penis.

[–]Daxx22 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody takes accidental dick pics.

[–]ChimpCalledSlickback 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP done fucked up...

[–]brocksamps0n 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dick pics? really!? There are straight women out there who don't want to see TOM BRADY's penis. What on Gods green earth makes you think they are clamoring to see yours?

[–]togrob 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Upvoted so more people can see these comments and check this dudes history. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

[–]PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah I think we're seeing Reddit history. Glad I was here for it.

[–]mommy2libras 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome job. I know it's not an easy thing to do. You should be proud of yourself.

And fuck everyone else. Anything else you posted does not negate the fact that you did something great for yourself. Oh, you have a dick? Well then fuck your hard work!

Maybe OP doesn't give a shit if you can see his face and his cock. Slightly less than half of the population has one. However a much smaller number has successfully lost that much weight.

[–]Scabbies1 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

hahahaha oh GOOD GOD. TIL to never explore post history.

[–]ArtisticAquaMan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh noooo fuck I'm dying hahahaha, poor OP.

[–]RakeattheGates [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I need a girl with a body like this.

[–]ezaviar 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good Job OP! You should be proud!

As others have pointed out though, you might want to clean up your post history since you've shown your face now.

[–]Archardy 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I WAS eating breakfast. Thanks, you're helping me lose weight too.

[–]AtlJayhawk 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great job! I just started juicing breakfast and lunches two weeks ago. I love it! I have never had so much energy. I give myself sundays to be bad, but my stomach has shrunk a bit I guess, so when I eat regular food I feel full so much faster.

[–]weaversarms 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kinda look the same.

[–]Radagascar1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh lord, not to mention those comments. I just threw up a little.

[–]Mazon_Del 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very well done! I'm currently working to drop from 245 to around 200 for my sisters wedding. Off to a nice start! Just the other day I measured 225. Keep it up!

[–]-Celine- 48ポイント49ポイント  (16子コメント)

I'm dying at you saying 'I need a girl with a body like yours' to all the slim women when you've only just been arsed to get into some type of shape. Even now your are still overweight. I support anyone who wants to change their life because confidence and health are amazing things but to be overweight like you and say you want females who look after their bodies is ridiculous. Entitlement on a different level.

[–]i_am_a_human_ 39ポイント40ポイント  (12子コメント)

Why is it hypocritical and entitled to be big and attracted to small women? Are big people only supposed to date people within their own weight range. See here's the thing the only thing he did was comment on nude pictures somebody else put out there because he was sexually attracted to her body. That's literally it. So I don't know how you got any of this out of what you posted. You're just shaming him for being fat and being sexually attracted to a slim woman. He's also posting his major weight loss. So he is actually changing his life and I assume a big factor is to improve his dating and love life.

I want to see you put a GIjoe up that tight pussy

I don't understand why he wants a GI Joe up her pussy though what even why would you do that.

[–]jesus_sold_weed -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh fuck off, you cunt. Go record a Titanic soundtrack.

Edit: 40% of your 5 posts use the word "entitled."

[–]FATROLL87[S] 32ポイント33ポイント  (27子コメント)

Hey Reddit, I ate three meals a day boiled chicken, something green, rice and juiced allot (It's amazing if you never tried juicing before I highly recommended) I started walking around the block for 30 min to a hour. I progressed to walking around 5-10 miles everyday (no breaks Mon-Sun) I'm now running about 15 miles everyday (expect the weekends) My next step is to try and get ripped up. If anybody want to show any love go follow my IG Fat Ninja Clothin. I made my Clothin line to motivate bigger men and woman to get healthy. I sponsor and volunteer to help other get in shape like I did. Thanks everybody!!

[–]ashamedseamus 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude! Srsly......dick pics are one thing, but the fucking comments to other redditors, are fucking priceless!

[–]sarakerosene 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Never understood juicing. It takes the sugar water from the fruit and leaves the vitamins and fiber in the skin and rind and pith and flesh. But whatever works!

[–]OvaltineJinkins 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought he was referring to steroids.

[–]HenryHenderson 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congratulations on your weight loss mate, really well done. One piece of advice I would give you is don't post dick pics just prior to showing your face on here. That has the potential to cause problems for you. Actually it's probably the best advice to just say don't post dick pics full stop. No-one ever sat on their death bed thinking "You know what..I wish I had posted more pictures of my erect penis on the World Wide Web.."

So maybe next time, keep your little Ninja in your underpants.

[–]HowlingStrike 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good for you man. Maybe delete your comment history before this ends up on best of or something. Maybe a new user name and start over cos this is gunna blow up, haha sorry mate.

[–]Lackswick 41ポイント42ポイント  (5子コメント)

LOLOLOLOL you might wanna not post this with this pic in your history https://www.reddit.com/r/penis/comments/3h2z0e/what_do_you_think_reddit/

[–]jfm32 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't know why I clicked that. What was I expecting?

[–]ugotamesij 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

thatsapenis.gif

[–]corbeth 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thatsapenisbackward.gif

[–]ugotamesij 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Great work, we're done here

[–]Stign [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Isn't this the part when someone uses one of those "table-flipping-guys"?

[–]LocalDrawl 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

You run 15 miles everyday except the weekends? Holy shit. I consider myself to be in pretty good shape and even I couldn't keep that up.

[–]SethChrisDominic 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

At 254 pounds, I sincerely doubt he can do 15 miles in a day, let alone five days a week.

At my running prime (155 pounds, sub 6 minute mile) I could manage maybe 10 miles a day for 5 consecutive days. (During the summer I could do more since I had more free time, but when you have to juggle school and such as well, it takes some toll on you.)

TL;DR, he's probably not running as much as he claims unless he literally has nothing else to do.

[–]toga-Blutarsky [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'm calling bullshit on that one though. Good on OP for making a big change to improve his life but if he did 15 miles a day every day then his knees would be blown out at his weight by now. 15 miles a day is running at a competitive or amateur marathon level and damn near no runner sustains that every day.

[–]FuriousRod [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

There is literally no way. Walking 5-10 miles is quite a lot, just from a time standpoint. Plus going from WALKING 5-10 miles to RUNNING even further is not really feasible. I don't know why I'm even taking the time to shoot holes in this story...

[–]Searchlights 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just imagine how far from home you'd be

[–]bodondo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

If he were actually running that much he wouldn't still be fat.

[–]VolunteerFan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Terrific work! Out of curiosity do you have any links/advice about juicing and any boiled chicken recipes?

[–]rhiles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm now running about 15 miles everyday

No you are absolutely not. Marathon runners run 15 miles a day. Your knees would be in shambles.

[–]WoodenGearSolid 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great job. Seriously though take /u/goodbad1243 advice. If not delete your account completely since i would imagine you might post your progress pics on facebook or something like that.

[–]Flarpan 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

extremely hard to show body, but posting picture of his small penis is fine what a moron

[–]Brian_M [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The body pics identify him, because he includes his face, he's not anonymous, so understandably harder to share the photos. In the dick pic, he was. Until today, that is. If you can't understand that difference then calling him a moron is a bit pot/kettle.

[–]Handbag1992 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

haHA... penis....

[–]bondobert 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its going to be a long day.

[–]SourCreamWater [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This thread is hilarious. Everything. I'm glad I was here. 👍

[–]bhawke01 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I need a girl with a body like yours

[–]GrayFaceNoSpace 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just wanna slap those titties around.

[–]Synergiex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Getting pussy is a real motivation.

[–]ThnderMuffn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn Fatroll87, "I need a girl with a body like yours..."

[–]forever_in_green 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome job! You look great and so much happier now

[–]draibop 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

dude, as a big guy good job! really proud of you.

[–]piero1255 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good for you bud! You look really happy!

[–]Vulix 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good work dude you are looking pretty healthy. I think the hardest part is over too, so keep trucking along

[–]OGIVE 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looking good. Keep it up.

[–]700b 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

How do you get to 492 lb?

[–]Daxx22 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comment excessively on GoneWild

[–]Silicone_Lube 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

never put down the fork

[–]TheVoiceOfRiesen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Over-eat and don't exercise.

[–]FatGuyOnTheCouch 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Anything is possible with Sleeve Gastrectomy surgery..

[–]mommy2libras 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess anything is possible. Even having surgery and ending up even heavier than you were to begin with.

[–]OldSpider 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was so gonna downvote you, but I lol. ;) I see what you did thar.

[–]bonecrusher1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

progresspics

[–]dap3277 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The things this guy has said is hilarious.

[–]rstar2t [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Good going dude. Keep up thegood work.

[–]nixon007 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I love how weight loss grows news threads on the skins forming fashion.

[–]Whatsamattahere [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

HA. This post is cracking me up!! Don't forget your throwaway accounts people!!

[–]66dude [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"I have never showed anyone my body so this is extremely hard". Does "this" refer to your dick?

[–]stoney_tweekston 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep it up man!

[–]AlexMachine 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well done OP!

You should try the Nordic walking. It is very effective when done right. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_walking

[–]siddeep007 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep it up brother. Good work.

[–]doddball 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice work sir

[–]Slippery_Dan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow! You had a round head and now you have a rectangular head. Seriously - this is impressive!

[–]-Davo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Damn.... 10 hours in and he still hasn't figured out he forgot to logout of his pr0n account.

[–]jdw101 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Good job man you look great. Keep up the good work. Planet will be better with you on it! :)